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  1. All Bets Off?

    Agree with my foot up your ass. This is HELL IN A THREAD. Anything goes, smurf.
  2. All Bets Off?

    I'm calling you Crocodile Humpee. No, no. How about Pedophile Dundee? Either way, you still like 'em young.
  3. John Morrison???

    Well his new entrance music sucks, except for the intro of the song. This move by WWE was pretty unnecessary. You all seem to be eating it up, though, so that's fine. But, you may be forgetting that whether he's Nitro or some Jim Morrison rip-off, in reality - he's the same person. This still...
  4. The Simpsons 51 Man Battle Royal

    Bart +1 Patty and Selma -1 I just watched the episode last night where patty becomes a lesbian LOL Homer Simpson 8 Marge Simpson 5 Bart Simpson 6 Lisa Simpson 5 Maggie Simpson 5 Santa's Little Helper (dog) 5 Snowball II (cat) 5 Abraham Simpson 5 Patty and Selma Bouvier (Marge's...
  5. TNA worried about Kurt Angle

    What a little bitch. Boo hoo. You wanna be a wrestler, you learn to love the pain. It's fun. Pain killers defeat the purpose. He's obviously a money hungry S.O.B, because he has no passion for the sport.
  6. All Bets Off?

    When all this boils down, I hum the stone-cutters theme. Oh e oh we ooooooh oh e oh we ooooooh
  7. All Bets Off?

    ^^ I know, eh? They all bitch when I'm here, but if I leave, they'll be missing me. I guess I'm like The Game.
  8. *Spoiler* On the world title situation

    Khali is the ultimate heavyweight. He's beaten 2 champions: The Undertaker and John Cena in a non-title match. It only makes sense for him to be a worthy champion. He's got a good manager and he's dominant.
  9. *Spoiler* On the world title situation

    Why not stop with the why nots and comment on the current situation?
  10. I almost sorta kinda dislike JJdaBuckeye

    I personally think you're a douche.
  11. All Bets Off?

    ^^ Thank you.
  12. *Spoiler* On the world title situation

    Sweet shit. Khali is a force to be reckoned with. I look forward to seeing the heat this gets when the fans throw food and drinks in the ring :D
  13. Cody Rhodes

    It's a shame you guys feel that way. Talent has nothing to do with muscle/height.
  14. We Are The Stonecutters

    Oh e oh we ooooooh oh e oh we oooooooh
  15. Help Monkeystyle pick a new hat.

    Puermittopapa?
  16. All Bets Off?

    I have better material than Jerry Seinfeld, bitch.
  17. Fantasy Basketball

    ^ Used an exclamation point in place of a question mark. Typical elementary mistake. This goes to show how much of a lack of brain power this kid possesses. This is Matt Striker and I am, your teacher.
  18. Help Monkeystyle pick a new hat.

    No, I will not pull your finger again. Once was enough, you dirty dirty man.
  19. All Bets Off?

    Dude, I know what a shtick is. Oh my g...you mean...? So you're actually telling me that you thought I----HAHAHAHAHAHA You actually looked up the definition of a shtick and posted it. Oh man. I'm sorry, but that has got to be the lamest thing ever. Fuckin' queer... Ahh that's good...
  20. Fantasy Basketball

    ^ Listens to S-Club 7