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  1. The Simpsons 51 Man Battle Royal

    Otto Mann +1 New Battle Royal participants: 3 Eyed Fish The Real Seymour Skinner Frank Grimes (-1) Manjula (Apu's wife) ---------------------------- Homer Simpson 12 Marge Simpson 4 Bart Simpson 7 Lisa Simpson 5 Maggie Simpson 5 Santa's Little Helper (dog) 5 Snowball II (cat) 5...
  2. Mighty Biggs to debut on RAW

    This won't last. Mark my words lol...
  3. Straight Edge Lifestyle

    I didn't know straight edge pertained to limiting sexual desires. If that's the case, CM Punk isn't straight edge at all. In WWE magazine it implied that he railed Mickie James (and they have quite a history), and he's currently dating Maria. He would be a fool not to bang her either. So I think...
  4. A huge Summerslam match cancelled

    I was looking forward to those idiots getting mauled by Umaga again.
  5. The Simpsons 51 Man Battle Royal

    If there are characters we'd like to see that aren't on hee, can we add some? For example - the Michael Jackson look-alike lol or how about Homers brother, Herb? I've added them to the list if that's cool. Anyways, +1 for my boy, Hans Moleman and -1 for Sideshow Bob. Homer Simpson 10...
  6. New Name

    Username Killer 21
  7. WWE.com survey

    I've been waiting for a Mr. Perfect DVD. This is awesome. *Votes*
  8. Great American Bash

    My Predictions... WWE Title Match John Cena vs. Bobby Lashley World Heavyweight Title Match The Great Khali (may lose, but retains) vs. Kane vs. Batista ECW World Title Match John Morrison vs. CM Punk Singapore Cane Match Sandman vs. Carlito U.S. Title Match MVP vs. Matt...
  9. The Smackdown curse/Raw stars who might go to Smackdown

    What if Triple H returned to Smackdown? It's obviously a one in a million shot, but that would be pretty shocking and definately shake things up. Alternatively, I think they will have some of the big names switch up from RAW/Smackdown each week for appearance ratings. This is mainly why they...
  10. "The Nature Boy" Kenny Dykstra?

    See? Dykstra has nothing. What's his gimmick? lol Who cares if he's young? That doesn't automatically make him the future of the business. There are tons of young talent trying to break into the WWE; tons of which probably have a lot more charisma and personality than Kenny.
  11. "The Nature Boy" Kenny Dykstra?

    In 4 years, I see Kenny Dykstra working in Mcdonalds. Remember how much potential they saw in Chris Masters? What happened? Sure they are pushing him once again, but that's because he's got his good built going for him. Dykstra has nothing.
  12. Is it an excuse?

    It's a personal choice. There's never an "excuse", but I got no problem with roids. As long as you don't abuse the pain-killers and alcohol, and use the steroids properly, I personally think it's fine. They are wrestlers. If management wants a wrestler to add 20-30+ pounds to their upper body...
  13. All Bets Off?

    Douche? Neaderthal? Wow, you guys are really pitiful at dishing out the insults. PeepShow, you consider "neanderthal" a burn? Ooook. I guess I'm in over my head here. *backs away slowly*
  14. If you were a wrestler what would your finishers be?

    ^^ Simple as that? Show us how it's done. Pfft. I'd use the Rock Bottom or Matt Morgans' Mount Morgan finisher (Vertical Suplex/Side Slam)
  15. All Bets Off?

    You're an idiot. You actually classify rap as a talent?
  16. The Simpsons 51 Man Battle Royal

    Waylon Smithers -1 Bart Simpson +1 By the way, how come Maggies evil twin baby isn't on here? LOL Homer Simpson 10 Marge Simpson 5 Bart Simpson 7 Lisa Simpson 5 Maggie Simpson 5 Santa's Little Helper (dog) 5 Snowball II (cat) 5 Abraham Simpson 5 Patty and Selma Bouvier (Marge's...
  17. John Morrison???

    ^^ I think what you need is a clue.
  18. All Bets Off?

    Sorry to rain on your parade, but it's actually "but the day don't have no memory." lol anyways.... I'm here to do my thang. I'm here to bring the pain. I'm never ever gonna change. Actually, I am gonna change. I'm gonna change the song... I put some new shoes on and suddenly everything...
  19. All Bets Off?

    Like Tropicana, I got tha juice.
  20. The Simpsons 51 Man Battle Royal

    +1 for my boy, Hans Moleman (Cowabunga, dudes!) "Marge can we keep him?" -1 for Martin Prince Homer Simpson 9 Marge Simpson 5 Bart Simpson 6 Lisa Simpson 5 Maggie Simpson 5 Santa's Little Helper (dog) 5 Snowball II (cat) 5 Abraham Simpson 5 Patty and Selma Bouvier (Marge's sisters)...