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*@[Farooq]'s entrance hits*
*Crowd pop*
Farooq walks out to the fans cheering his name holding the ecw title above him as pyro goes off behind him[/size]
Seabs Ladies and gentlemen, here comes the Damn master, Farooq, the ECW Champion, he defends his title against Pedobear and Chris Benoit, two very serious contenders
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Farooq slowly makes his way to the ring where he highfives a few fans before leaping onto the second step and walks into the ring[/size]
Seabs Benoit and Pedo bear last week tagged and defeated Bacon Enthusiast Xanth and his tag team partner Crayo in a major upset, but after that The Tag champions took advantage attacking these two as they began to argue
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*@[Pedobear]'s theme hits*
*Crowd boo*
Pedobear walks out smiling as he walks down the ring, young fans move away as he attempts to grasp a few of them on his way down the ring[/size]
Seabs And here is one opponent, the strangest WF superstar, Pedobear
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Pedobear jumps on the apron and then back down to attempt to grab a four year old, he moves back into the fans, Pedo slides into the ring[/size]
Seabs Pedobear unsuccessful in grabbing that child, lets hope he can win matches better than he grabs children
*@[Benoit]'s theme hits*
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*Major crowd pop*
Benoit walks out to the crowd, soaking up the crowd reaction[/size]
Seabs Benoit possibly the hungriest challenger tonight, he has defeated such stars like Stopspot and Johnathon, both great champions and of course against Savage, although there wasn't anything to it in that match, no one can understand that dude
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Benoit walks down to the ring, he shoots a female fan a look to which she swoons[/size]
Seabs Benoit the ladies man that he is attracts all the ladies
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Benoit gets into the ring as the referee rings for the bell[/size]
Seabs This is an extreme rules match ladies and gentlemen, triple threat rules, Farooq may not even have to be pinned
Pedobear rolls outside and hugs a child, his mother attempts to pull him away, but Pedo has the hug in tight
Seabs Pedobear locks in a bear hug, a seductive bear hug
Benoit looks at Pedo then back at Farooq delivering a right hand to Farooq's chest knocking him back, Farooq returns with a gut kick
Seabs Stiff shot by Benoit to the masculine chest of farooq. He responds with a kick to the gut
Benoit catches a second gut kick and returns with his own, delivering a DDT to Farooq. Farooq rolls outside as Benoit gloats to the crowd.
Seabs Big DDT there from Benoit
The referee turns to Pedo and tells him to release the child, Farooq hits him in the back and throws him into the ring
Seabs Pedo is being brought back in here, to the relief of parents worldwide.
Pedo bear rolls back out delivering a right hand to Benoit, and throws him in, he then reaches for a table and places it in the ring, he then gets in
Seabs Pedo brings in a table
Pedo gets to his feet but is hit with a clothesline by Benoit knocking him outside and too the floor
Seabs Pedo is in out, in out, lets just hope he doesn't shake it all about, this is PG
Pedo reaches under the ring for a chair, Benoit reaches though the ropes for Pedo, but is hit by the chair
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Seabs Big chair shot by pedo, how the hell is Benoit still moving after that brutal attack.
Pedo bear climbs in then lays down and falls asleep
Seabs BENOIT IS DOWN!
Farooq pins Pedo
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The referee calls for the bell[/size]
Here is your winner and still ECW Champion Farooq
Seabs OMG HE DID IT THE DAMN MASTER WINS VIA PINFALL BENOIT LOOKS PISSED AS THE BEAR IS FAST ASLEEP.
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Farooq rolls out and celebrates. Pedo looks on in anger at Farooq shouting: "I want a rematch"[/size]
Seabs What a match people. See you all here next time, this has been WWE Champion Seabs on commentary