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Rysenberg

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Away to take Dudley out for a walk, this shit better be fixed when I come back.

Couldn't we just hire Jonathan as a developer to sort these kind of issues ?
 

Jonathan

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R'Albin said:
Away to take Dudley out for a walk, this s*** better be fixed when I come back.

Couldn't we just hire Jonathan as a developer to sort these kind of issues ?

Being double trolled.

:upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset:
 

seabs

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R'Albin said:
Away to take Dudley out for a walk, this s*** better be fixed when I come back.

Couldn't we just hire Jonathan as a developer to sort these kind of issues ?

I second this, immediately this needs to take place.
 

Robbie Coletrain

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Seabs said:
In no way does myself and Ryan's sexual preference link into this thought process, unless you wish to join us.

:lol1::lol1::lol1::lol1::lol1::lol1::lol1:
 

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Seabs said:
In no way does myself and Ryan's sexual preference link into this thought process, unless you wish to join us.

Pizz orrrrrrrrf.
 

Jonathan

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Seabs said:
:sad: don't tell it to my heart my achey breaky heart, I just don't think he'd understand.

But in all seriousness there's currently 9096 status' stored and that doesn't include the hundreds of comments on them and likes on them. It's going to effect the server eventually and I think it would be better to limit it to say 250 pages worth of status'

:pity:
 

Stopspot

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Jonathan said:
You're both smurfs. :upset:

From Urban Dictionary.

smurf:
a bundle of sticks or wood.
smurfs bilt my home.

Also from UD.

smurf:
What insecure young males call each other when they don't have anything intelligent, clever, or witty to say.

The term is meant to be derogatory, but usually just points out that the person who uses it is unsure about their own sexuality.
Dave: Yo momma's so fat Her blood type is Ragu.
Steve: Oh yeah, well... ...you're a smurf!!!
Dave: That's all you got? Wow, how sad. Say, wanna blow me?

Steve: Yes.
 

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I'm not even going to pretend to have the level of knowledge required to understand how this server stuff works so I trust you :tough: