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Hutt Anderson has just retained the heavyweight title in a independent promotion in Ohio. Hutt's entourage enters the ring and surround Hutt. Aaron Navak grabs the microphone from the ring attendant. He smiles as he holds the microphone to his mouth to speak.
Aaron: I would like all of you perverted, self inflicting, low intelligent, fat, and disgusting drug addicts to be quiet and listen to this man, the greatest wrestler in the world, Hutt Anderson, to speak.
The Crowd boos heavily as Aaron hands the microphone to Hutt Anderson.
Hutt: I have beaten and destroyed every single man in this company. After defending this belt for one year, I have beaten them all....... I realize that, like all of the greatest wrestlers in the world, they must move up to bigger and better competition. Finally, I found the perfect place, where wrestling is changing for the better. Finally, away from you wannabes.
The crowd boos heavily as Hutt laughs. He begins to speak again.
Hutt: Not World Wrestling Entertainment, not Total Non Stop Action, but IWF. THE one and only true wrestling federation. Impact Wrestling Federation. So as my last act in this company, I will forfeit my heavyweight title so that I can reward this company a new champion, because no one could have beaten me for it.
Fans start a you suck chant as Hutt hands the microphone to Petey Payne.
Payne: Somewhere in a 1st grade classroom in Ohio, there is a boy with broken glasses and greasy hair. He is chewing on a half broken pencil as he avoids the classroom, by hiding in the corner. He smells of rotten eggs and his clothes are ripped. He was shunned by his school and made to look like a fool. This same kid watches wrestling and hopes to be a wrestler one day. Unfortunately, he will failed. This is the story of the fans in attendance right now.
The crowd starts a you suck chant.
Payne: Everyone of you are rejects who don't deserve anything, including the presence of the greatest wrestler in the world. Don't worry, maybe luck will pay off..... So you can go home, talk to your kids, the future whores of America, and tell them that they can one day go all the way.
Petey laughs as the crowd boos. Petey smiles and hands the microphone back to Aaron Navak.
Aaron: I watched people squander around, trying to find money to pay for these 10 dollar tickets, you people disgust me. What disgusts me even more is the competition in IWF. So many no names who I can buy with a fraction of a quarter and tell them what to do with the help of a late night street corner hooker. I have the hooker part with all of you fans, but I don't feel like buying any of the wrestlers.
Heat from the crowd gets louder and Aaron hands the microphone to Angie Navak.
Angie: I know how bad you people wish that you where me, but I am better then all of you. I would just like to say something that is nice and down right true. To leave this company is the greatest thing to happen to any wrestler that passes this company. For a nicer guy it couldn't happen! Congrats Hutt Anderson.
Aaron: I would like all of you perverted, self inflicting, low intelligent, fat, and disgusting drug addicts to be quiet and listen to this man, the greatest wrestler in the world, Hutt Anderson, to speak.
The Crowd boos heavily as Aaron hands the microphone to Hutt Anderson.
Hutt: I have beaten and destroyed every single man in this company. After defending this belt for one year, I have beaten them all....... I realize that, like all of the greatest wrestlers in the world, they must move up to bigger and better competition. Finally, I found the perfect place, where wrestling is changing for the better. Finally, away from you wannabes.
The crowd boos heavily as Hutt laughs. He begins to speak again.
Hutt: Not World Wrestling Entertainment, not Total Non Stop Action, but IWF. THE one and only true wrestling federation. Impact Wrestling Federation. So as my last act in this company, I will forfeit my heavyweight title so that I can reward this company a new champion, because no one could have beaten me for it.
Fans start a you suck chant as Hutt hands the microphone to Petey Payne.
Payne: Somewhere in a 1st grade classroom in Ohio, there is a boy with broken glasses and greasy hair. He is chewing on a half broken pencil as he avoids the classroom, by hiding in the corner. He smells of rotten eggs and his clothes are ripped. He was shunned by his school and made to look like a fool. This same kid watches wrestling and hopes to be a wrestler one day. Unfortunately, he will failed. This is the story of the fans in attendance right now.
The crowd starts a you suck chant.
Payne: Everyone of you are rejects who don't deserve anything, including the presence of the greatest wrestler in the world. Don't worry, maybe luck will pay off..... So you can go home, talk to your kids, the future whores of America, and tell them that they can one day go all the way.
Petey laughs as the crowd boos. Petey smiles and hands the microphone back to Aaron Navak.
Aaron: I watched people squander around, trying to find money to pay for these 10 dollar tickets, you people disgust me. What disgusts me even more is the competition in IWF. So many no names who I can buy with a fraction of a quarter and tell them what to do with the help of a late night street corner hooker. I have the hooker part with all of you fans, but I don't feel like buying any of the wrestlers.
Heat from the crowd gets louder and Aaron hands the microphone to Angie Navak.
Angie: I know how bad you people wish that you where me, but I am better then all of you. I would just like to say something that is nice and down right true. To leave this company is the greatest thing to happen to any wrestler that passes this company. For a nicer guy it couldn't happen! Congrats Hutt Anderson.
