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[Snowman]

Well, I've avoided discussing my personal life on here for long enough... But yet, I couldn't avoid this thread. So, for those of you who want to know more about the man behind the Kermit mask...

Spoiler

Not happening kiddo. :finger:

 

[Matt]

^ FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU :annoyed:

 

[Rysenberg]

Thought this thread would be worth a bump as this is nowhere near to being new thread worthy.

I'm kinda hoping to go camping tonight - I say camping, more like staying out all night drinking with like 40 folk - but I don't know how to approach my Mum with this. I'm not THAT fussed about going but let's be honest, it will be a hell of a lot more interesting than staying at home, browsing forums, eating shite and beating one off to low quality porn.

The issue is my Mum realises what "camping" would consist of, she's not thick - so do I tell her the troof, or do I tell her that I'm staying at someone's house?

Now if I tell her I'm staying at someone's house there is two risks. Firstly: I might get offered a lift to this non-existent venue - which I would have to reject due to the fact I wouldn't be able to go into the house, which may arouse suspicions. Secondly: The danger that is getting tagged in photos on Facebook. This is one of the reasons I detest social media slightly - that if some cunt decides to take photos - my location will be revealed blowing my cover.

The upside to this is obviously that if neither of those things happen then I'm pretty much guaranteed to be allowed to go.

The other option is obviously telling the troof, the whole troof and nothing but the troof. Now normally I wouldn't even contemplate doing such an atrocity, however, a couple of days ago when she found out about my gambling (albeit very casual, apparently this doesn't make any difference though!!) and started rambling on about how I need to tell her things. She also then mentioned though that she needs to let me do what I want more often as I'm 16 now.

Another reason that I'm tempted to be honest is that she'll think I have nothing to hide, which will probably let her be more comfortable with the idea of it.

Oh and of course option 3 is to defy her orders and run out but, I don't give that much of a fuck and that's not my Schtick tbh.

P.s I have the choice of either texting her while she is working or asking her when she gets home which is only like an hour before I plan on leaving.

So, once again I place the weight on the shoulders of YOU the people of WWEforums to help me get passed my annoyingly strict mother.

 

[Matt]

Just tell her

 

[Crayo]

Lie, delete her off facebook (complete noob) and get as much ass as possible at camping. It depends on what your Mum is like. If I told my Mum I was doing that, she would reply with "make sure you use a condom (trollface)". Though I understand you're younger and could possibly have a much stricter parent, so it seriously depends on the Mother.

 

[Matt]

Crayo your signature makes me think of a human centipede made from you, seabs and dolph's, you being at the front.

Dolph'sZiggler > Seabs > Crayo

look like seabs and dolph's are eating your shit.

 

[Rysenberg]

Lie, delete her off facebook (complete noob) and get as much ass as possible at camping. It depends on what your Mum is like. If I told my Mum I was doing that, she would reply with "make sure you use a condom (trollface)". Though I understand you're younger and could possibly have a much stricter parent, so it seriously depends on the Mother.

Well since I was drafted in to do some grass cutting for my Grandma I never read this and thank god, cause midway through the grasscutting I just decided Fuck it and I text her that I was going camping with a couple of male (that isn't true by the way lol) mates. She made a big deal of it as always but then said as long as "You don't end up bleazing or being a pest" that I could go. I guess I should delete her anyway though

Next question - I've not exactly got a good history of attracting females - should I try not get too drunk so I can tell who's there for the taking? #EvilLaugh

 

[mark_htfc]

The worst thing you can do is have drunken sex imo. You're better off waiting for the right person.

 

[Rysenberg]

The right person :haha:

I just want to get the monkey off my back so to speak. Also if I'm gonna get lucky tonight I can say "My cock is just like my tent, fully erect", unless of course we have issues building it - in which case the line won't work so well.

 

[Crayo]

Next question - I've not exactly got a good history of attracting females - should I try not get too drunk so I can tell who's there for the taking? #EvilLaugh

Once again, depends on the crowd. Is it the typical young slutty girls going to a party to get fucked? If so, get tipsy and over exaggerate if you're the sort to actually trick your way into some action. If not, enjoy it and see who you bond with. If you overstress about it then it just won't happen.

Most of the time just speaking to a girl politely without doing the alpha male bullshit gets them to like you. Crack a few jokes, dish out a compliment here or there and boom you're in.

 

[seabs]

Don't be overly nice IMO, it looks like you're trying to get something which is not a good thing.

 

[Stopspot]

Be nice but not overly nice. Their is nothing wrong with complimenting a girl but don't do it so that it looks like you just want to suck up. Say it like you mean it.

 

[Rysenberg]

Thanks guys, I will take these into account definitely, away to head out now, not holding my breath lol.

 

[mark_htfc]

Fuck sake, Rach is in tears after finding out her cat has died, looks like I have some comforting to do

 

[Matt]

who is rach