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Crayo said:
IIRC it's a common fantasy. Though my advice is to avoid it until she's single if you think her marriage is inevitably failing. If you want to progress it you can be a dick -- all be it much less of a dick if you were to have sex with her - by bad mouthing her husband to get that to end faster.

If you did do it, you'd be a douche but not an alone douche. It's incredibly common and you get a short taste of glory. Though I still think it's a dick move.

Yea there is no question it's a dick move. I just think the stars have aligned to the point where I wouldn't mind being a dick. The fact that I've never seen her husband and have only heard negative things about him helps paint a picture of a faceless goon that I don't mind being a dick to. As I said though if I were married and found out my wife had been cheating it would kill me, and that thought is really the only reason I haven't jumped on this chance sooner.

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Bang her I say Dolph.

:ryan:

Now that I have Ry's approval I might just bang her on the boss's desk at work this afternoon.
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
Yea there is no question it's a dick move. I just think the stars have aligned to the point where I wouldn't mind being a dick. The fact that I've never seen her husband and have only heard negative things about him helps paint a picture of a faceless goon that I don't mind being a dick to. As I said though if I were married and found out my wife had been cheating it would kill me, and that thought is really the only reason I haven't jumped on this chance sooner.

Protip: 99% of girls are liars. I ain't judging because I've done it before (not on the married scale -- but the boyfriend/girlfriend scale) but the aftermath imo isn't worth it. Besides, he could be some crazy black tough bastard who comes to your work place and shanks your cock. Just sayn'
 

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Crayo said:
Protip: 99% of girls are liars. I ain't judging because I've done it before (not on the married scale -- but the boyfriend/girlfriend scale) but the aftermath imo isn't worth it. Besides, he could be some crazy black tough bastard who comes to your work place and shanks your cock. Just sayn'

Sadly all of this is part of the appeal to me. Similar to you wanting to bang chicks in shanty tents next to homeless people I for some reason just want to nail this married chick.

Oh and as far as your protip.. you are giving them too much credit. 100% of females lie. They can't help it, it's in their DNA. Oh and yea, I've hooked up with a chicks that had boyfriends at the time but it's never caught up to me IE having to face the BF or it turning into a sloppy triangle or anything like that. So it is bound to happen sooner or later and something could go wrong.

The one thing is I think she might like me more than just wanting to hook up a few times, and that is always a sticky ass mess. Still though, I think I'm going to stop resisting her advances and see what goes down. It's been too long since I had drama in my life anyway :dawg:
 

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That defeated feeling you get as you pour yourself a bowl of cereal. FML
 

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Damn, this thread leaves me somewhere between laughing and face-palming.

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Oh and as far as your protip.. you are giving them too much credit. 100% of females lie. They can't help it, it's in their DNA.

Correction: 100% of people lie. :ambrose:
 

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GrammarNazi82 said:
Damn, this thread leaves me somewhere between laughing and face-palming.
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GrammarNazi82 said:
Correction: 100% of people lie. :ambrose:
True enough.

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Crime on multi-storey car parks is wrong on so many levels.

Elaborate
 

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yay :yay: Happiest day of my life!!!!
 

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Dolph'sZiggler said:
:bury: I nominated you for MOTM :serious:

:hmm:

I see your point ..... Pedo = my favorite user for the month of August, after I have a month to enjoy coming back to view his Punk-photo post. :boss1:
 

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I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

Sorry, I've needed a place to post these for ages and this seemed the perfect thread.
 
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R'Albin said:
I saw this advert in a window that said: “Television for sale, £1, volume stuck on full.” I thought, “I can’t turn that down.”

Sorry, I've needed a place to post these for ages and this seemed the perfect thread.

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