The Image Seabs didn't Want Leaking

[seabs]

We are Seabs people and Seabs is one of us. Granted much more hair but still one of us.

I have more hair than a viking.

I won the first ever member of the month also, never got a reward for it either.

 

[Stopspot]

I have more hair than a viking.

As a man of Viking lineage I am sure that I can find a more hairy viking than you. But anyway....

 

[seabs]

I'd make such a good Viking. Can I be an honorary one?

 

[Stopspot]

I'd make such a good Viking. Can I be an honorary one?

How good are you at raping, pillaging, rowing boats and drinking?

 

[seabs]

How good are you at raping, pillaging, rowing boats and drinking?

Brilliant. Plus I would look incredible in a pointy hat.

 

[Stopspot]

Brilliant. Plus I would look incredible in a pointy hat.

How British are you?

 

[seabs]

How British are you?

I head butted the queen and poured tea over David Cameron's head before downing a full keg and banging his wife.

 

[Stopspot]

I head butted the queen and poured tea over David Cameron's head before downing a full keg and banging his wife.

You're in as a honorary viking. You may never sit at the head of the table but you may now carry an axe and pillage just for the fun of it whenever you want.

 

[seabs]

I'll probably require a testimony from you shortly as I am off out with my axe.

 

[mark_htfc]

Fuck my life :facepalm1:

 

[seabs]

F*** my life :facepalm1:

Oh yeah you scared now I got my axe?

 

[mark_htfc]

You got an Axe? nothing on my chainsaw :dawg:

 

[seabs]

You got an Axe? nothing on my chainsaw :dawg:

I'm an honorary Viking, I'll pray to Thor to bring the thunder. Yeah I remember your fear of thunder. Whilst your hiding under the blankets I'll drink all your beer.

 

[mark_htfc]

You think you victorian viking praying can make the Thro bring thunder? Even it it does, do you seriously think my fear of the almighty god who brings out the worst fears in me by moving his creaky furniture would make me not want to overcome my fear for my one true love which is beer.

Honestly, did that shit above make sense?

 

[seabs]

It made sense to me Homer it made sense.

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cool dance btw.