The Fingerpoke... OF DOOM~!

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Fuck you. If I want to give you feedback, I will.

It's honestly just awesome to read shows from you again, even if they are reposts. I know we've talked about this before but for all the flowers TTO gets it (as it should, it's awesome), this BTB was your best work for me. The character work for guys like Hogan and Bret to name a few is phenomenal.

Makes sense most of the first Thunder would be surrounding the new NWO after the fingerpoke on Nitro. I really enjoyed the Windham/Hennig promo on this show as well. Not much else to say, a solid start but looking forward to Nitro, and more Jericho shenanigans as well hopefully.
 

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Haha thanks stoj, always much appreciated! I definitely think this was my favorite project to write purely because of the character arcs. I do plan to repost TTO eventually (that one will require a lot more work I feel like in terms of editing from EWB to here since that's the only place where I have everything posted/saved now), but totally feel like it's not going to age well and be a lot worse than it was received at the time! One day I will hopefully finally either do ECW 01 with a lasting story - either the wildly unrealistic but fun N.I.T.R.O/WCW invasion arc, or a gritty more realistic, barely surviving ECW - but I think I'll wait until the master is well and truly done with any ECW projects! :p

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WCW Saturday Night
January 9, 1999
[67%]


Are you ready for all of the hottest C-level action that World Championship Wrestling has to offer!? Want to see almost all squash matches, highlights of important moments in the week of WCW, and maybe one competitive main event!? Well then do Scott Hudson and Larry Zbyszko have a treat for you! It’s all of the best taped action WCW has to offer, in front of a live studio audience!

Hugh Morrus (w/Jimmy Hart) def. Cassidy Riley
The Mouth of the South leads his newly returned client out for tonight’s opening contest, and it is of course no surprise that the match is nothing but that of a squash. Shaved head and trying to sport a mustache-less goatee may or may not make for an intimidating look, but being 350 pounds certainly helps a brother out with Biel tossing and rag dolling the poor blue chipper. Even better? Being able to back flip through the air with a Moonsault like Morrus does with his No Laughing Matter finish to pick up the easy victory. [50%]


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Fit Finlay & David Taylor def. Joe Gomez & Ice Train
This match, of course, only takes place after some highlights and recaps, and it is of course all about The Week in nWo, recapping the schemes of January 4th to get Goldberg out of the main event for the Fingerpoke of Doom to happen, and the nWo beating up poor cruiserweights on Thunder. From there, we get the showcase victory for the Irishman and Brit. The hard hitting duo waste little time in playing up any heel chicanery, instead just going about their business with hard hitting and stretching submissions, the victory coming from Finlay’s patented Tombstone Piledriver on the young Joe Gomez. [59%]


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Mean Gene at ringside with Chris Jericho
‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund calls out Chris Jericho to join him in the entrance aisle for an interview, prompting The Paragon of Virtue to welcome us all to Saturday Night Jericho. Okerlund spends most of the interview discussing how Jericho is not acting like the self-proclaimed Paragon of Virtue lately, not when he’s going around with a crooked referee to help him win matches and screw Perry Saturn! Jericho naturally scoffs at Okerlund and credits Okerlund’s lies and conspiracy peddling to jealousy of Jericho’s beautiful mane of hair, to which Okerlund of course claims he would rather be bald than have Jericho’s bad hair day - who does he think he is, Weird Al Yankovic!?


While probably no one gets that album title reference, it was a joke that happened. Jericho talks about how Perry Neptune and Gene Mean are just a couple of cue balls trying to stick together, but the fact of the matter is, Chris Jericho would never bribe, hoodwink, or corrupt a WCW match official. Any misgivings happening to Perry Neptune are of his own doing, daddie-o. Okerlund asks if that means that Jericho will be staying out of tonight’s main event between Saturn and Disco Inferno, to which Jericho of course rebutts that the only reason why he would get involved in tonight’s main event is to give Neptune some much needed fashion advice, and Inferno some pop culture advice. [92%]

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Wrath def. Bobby Blaze
Your next recap? How about a retrospective look at the year of Hollywood Hogan! From the nWo splitting into two factions because of Nash’s distrust in him, to teaming up with Dennis Rodman, or a tag team match against Jay Leno, to “retiring” to run for President of the USA, to his inspirational comeback on Monday to win the World Heavyweight Title! Yay!

Despite being fed to Kevin Nash a month ago to end the run of momentum and victories he had picked up, the 6’6” 290 pound mass of muscles is still getting great responses from the crowd as of late, all thanks to picking dudes up and slamming them down. The Meltdown finisher especially gets the crowd going, and Wrath obliges tonight, utilizing that Pumphandle Powerslam to good use to put Blaze away inside just a few minutes. [61%]


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El Dandy & Silver King nc. Tokyo Magnum & Lizmark Jr.
The recaps before this match: Raven’s fall from grace in 1998 and going back home with his rich mother to their mansion in Florida! Another cruiserweight tag team contest, another excuse for a New World Order run in. Tonight features just ‘Big Poppa Pump’ Scott Steiner and Buff ‘The Stuff’ Bagwell showing up, but that doesn’t stop the two men from blasting and laying out all four men after doing their best to put on an aerial show for the fans in attendance. Their reward for the efforts? A beatdown, two lWo shirts being ripped up and spit on, and all four men getting the red spray paint treatment. Steiner yells into the corner camera afterwards that there is only one World Order ‘round these parts now, and you’re lookin’ at it. Holler if ya’ hear him! [61%]


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Bobby Duncum Jr. def. Barry Darsow
You wanted recaps? Well here’s all about Goldberg’s trip downtown on Monday Nitro, losing his title rematch as a result, coming back to the Georgia Dome, only to get beat up and tagged by the new elite nWo! Before the match starts, Mr. Hole In One offers Duncum the night off, but only if he can hit a hole in one on Darsow’s portable green. Duncum’s response to the offer, knowing it’s only a cheap ploy by Darsow to attack him with a putter, is to use his bullrope to sweep the legs out from underneath the veteran!


The man, who despite six years of working on the indies, that continues to be hyped as a rookie continues to impress in his matches, although a few rookie mistakes almost hands the match over to Darsow. However, a late burst of strength from the cowboy helps him to reverse a whip from Darsow and catch him with a Big Boot, making way for him to connect with his Full Nelson Front Slam for the victory. [64%]

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Ernest Miller & Sonny Onoo act like buttheads
Hey this is WCW, we don’t need any stinkin’ curse words! We also don’t need Ernest ‘The Cat’ Miller coming out with his manager for the two men to do their best Rush Hour rip off either, but hey, we get it! We also get Miller reminding us that his feet are lethal weapons, and he is a World Karate Champion. Miller boasts nonstop about how he could beat up any pretendah in this audience, walking around the ringside area and provoking multiple fans into trying to jump the guardrail to find out why they call him The Greatest. Miller does it until one plant fan tries it, and is of course thwarted by security. Miller wants somebody to call his momma, ‘cause he’s the greatest! [65%]


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Disco Inferno def. Perry Saturn
Our final recap actually features Perry Saturn, and all of the problems he has had with Chris Jericho and referee Scott Dickenson being a clearly corrupt referee and costing him matches. And while referee Billy Silverman is the apparently scheduled referee for tonight’s contest, as per Scott Hudson, somehow we end up with the Saturn-biased Dickenson as our WCW shirt and bow-tied official. So it is naturally no surprise that despite dominating most of the match with his vast array of suplexes, the man with worse fashion sense than Disco can’t quite put Inferno away.


Despite having said he would not be getting involved in the contest, Chris Jericho does indeed show up late in the match, diving into the ring to hit Saturn with a Running Low Dropkick - when Saturn was moments away from victory with the Rings of Saturn! Dickenson makes sure to make it seem like he was tying his shoe while this happens, but he has all laces double knotted in time to make the pin once Inferno plants the groggy Saturn with the Last Dance (Stunner), making sure that only the Jericholics (and Disco Babies) are ending the show happy. [79%]

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Monday Night Nitro's Sudden Change!


As was announced during the Thunder broadcast and hyped throughout the show, Monday's programming schedule is being changed, starting this week! Eric Bischoff was rumored to be campaigning for an end to the three hour Nitro's to ease his work load, especially with Dr. Harvey Schiller having put the pressure on him to make a change in both WCW's atmosphere and on screen product, and he's getting his wish. The 8 o clock hour will now see WCW: Total Access. Airing from WCW Headquarters, the show will be anchored by lead voice Tony Schiavone, and will have a SportsCenter like feel to it. Matches from the last week will be highlighted and recapped, the upcoming Monday Nitro will be talked about and hyped, wrestlers will be interviewed about current WCW events and their storylines, and other staff will be utilized as special correspondents to discuss current WCW matches and feuds, giving fans an "expert analysis". There is very much a chance that the show could be used to also pull the curtain back and delve into some of the backstage scenes of a WCW show, and use insider terminology to appeal to the increasingly growing "internet crowd" as well. It's not sure who will actually be in charge of producing the show yet though, so no one really knows what to expect yet from the new show.

Monday Nitro will then go live at 8:50. Why such an odd time? To go live before the WWF of course. The feeling is that with the change from 3 hours to 2, and using Total Access to hype the upcoming Nitro and new start time, they will still be able to pull viewers in to Nitro instead of RAW. Nitro will also still be able to have an overrun as well, so while on a good week, Nitro will cut from around 3 hours and a 5-15 minute overrun, depending on the length of the overrun, Nitro could still run almost 2.5 hours. What it does do, at least, is give Bischoff more flexibility for Monday Nitro, but potentially could just tighten the noose as well.

While the nWo certainly got plenty of play on Thunder, the broadcast ended with two rare moments: a clean finish and WCW beating the nWo. With all of the backstage heat coming off the ending of Nitro, there was clear pressure to have at least one moment of the nWo looking inferior as a sort of punishment. Luger grabbed the short straw because good luck getting Hogan to even wrestle on TV, let alone on Thunder or just contemplate losing, while The Outsiders were still given protection by Bischoff.

This is obviously the concern for many wrestlers and staff inside the company. While the mandate is being put out that wrestlers need to not be in the booking committee after the Nash Head Booker debacle, with Eric Bischoff having final say, his inner circle of wrestlers always have the high likelihood of being protected, and that means men like The Outsiders and Hogan, especially with that now well known creative control clause that gets talked about in the chat rooms. It remains to be seen how much change really may happen to the booking of the product when it comes to certain wrestlers.

We think this is just a false theory and rumor that's gaining traction, in a scenario of art intimidating life, there is apparently a push by some in the company for a new man in charge, and he better be careful it doesn't get to Bischoff to avoid getting sent home again, but the biggest name being floated around on certain websites is that Ric Flair is the man a group of people want to see take over creative control of the company. The fact that it's Flair's name being tauted is what makes it seem like just a fan theory, given his current storyline. However, fact or fiction, there has to be some truth to certain wrestlers wanting a change of power to see the influential forces of Hulk Hogan and Kevin Nash be brought down to size. A man like Flair, a veteran of the business and universally liked by most of the locker room at this point, certainly makes sense, but given his standing with the most powerful men in WCW, it would probably take a literal rebellion to make that change happen.

While there has definitely been a huge kickback on wrestlers being so directly involved in main booking of overall storylines, expect wrestlers to be given a significant amount of freedom in what they say and do in programming. Whether that means good or bad, one of the biggest pros working for WCW seems to be that on a given night, you could end up being given a live mic with no real outline of what to say. While we hope it leads to El Dandy challenging Hulk Hogan, we will keep our hopes more grounded.

And we will leave you with our biggest hot rumor of the week, and let's be honest, this is professional wrestling and as this whole internet thing becomes more common, we're seeing more and more wild rumors! Today, it's Bill Goldberg was set to be on Thunder, but refused to show up because of how unhappy he was with Monday Nitro and the presentation of his character. Fact and unprofessionalism being displayed by Da Man!? Or a ridiculous rumor to play off of this past week?? It's the internet, so who really knows!

You keep visiting the website, and we will keep reporting the news, the rumors, the leaks, the analysis, and everything in between!



 
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WCW Monday Nitro
Knoxville, Tennessee
January 11, 1999
[74%]

It’s the brand new start time of 8:55 EST (screw you, Vince McMahon, WCW comes on first!) after the Sportscenter style pre-show hosted by Tony Schiavone and Mike Tenay from WCW Headquarters in Atlanta (featuring highlights from the last week, clips of contests from WCW Saturday Night and Worldwide, hype jobs of what’s to come tonight on Monday Nitro, and all of the expert analysis from the commentators and reporters, including interviews with the WCW roster!), and while Schiavone, Tenay, and ‘The Living Legend’ Larry Zbyszko are in charge for hour one of the night, who needs stinking opening announcing!? This is WCW, and we wrestle!

Chris Jericho (w/Ralphus) vs. Perry Saturn
Mike Tenay points out how tonight’s official is not Scott Dickenson, the referee who has seemingly been bribed by Jericho to help him win matches and discredit Saturn (tonight’s ref is Billy Silverman), meaning it seems like we’re going to get a fair fight tonight. That helps Perry Saturn out greatly in beating Jericho from pillar to post, tossing and suplexing The Paragon of Virtue with great pleasure, wanting revenge against the flamboyantly arrogant Canadian. Saturn’s intense and innovative suplexes earn him several near falls, especially a great Capture Suplex when he catches a high-flying Jericho from the top turnbuckle. While Monday Night Jericho tries as many stall tactics as he can to avoid Saturn to little avail, his quick thinking and lack of integrity finally comes through. Jericho intentionally pulls Silverman into harm’s way to take the full blow of a Running Avalanche from Saturn. While that does little to stem the tide of Saturn’s offense, it does allow for a second official to come out to take over… and it’s of course crooked Scott Dickenson.

Saturn instantly becomes distracted by Dickenson’s presence, allowing Jericho to play even dirtier, decking Saturn with a blatant low blow, uppercut style! That allows Jericho to utilize a Small Package to pin the keeled over Saturn, and Dickenson takes no chances with the pin, fast counting Jericho to victory! It’s no surprise that Jericho (and Dickenson) are out of the ring quickly after the bell ringing, Jericho celebrating with his Jericho Personal Security great Ralphus, shouting into the camera, “Yeahhh bay-bay! I won it for all my Jericholics, fair and square like always, Daddie-O!”

Winner: Chris Jericho at 7:39 [75%]

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The Following Message… You Know The Drill
The conclusion of that match is what leads to the Monday Nitro opening credits and theme playing, and all of the fireworks and ballyhoo afterwards. The commentators plug key points of tonight’s show, as they also did during the opening contest, but still, repeat it baby! The Outsiders are reunited and in action against two unknown competitors, we will hear from new World Heavyweight Champion Hollywood Hogan, President Flair is in the house, and you better believe it: Goldberg is in the house too! The familiar sounds of “N-W-O” leads to “Voodoo Child” bringing out said World Champion, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, decked out in a nWo official black suit, bandana, and sunglasses. Thankfully, no feather boas or attempts to be hip tonight! He is out all by himself though, which in and of itself is a surprise. Zbyszko points out how usually Hogan would be surrounded by Bischoff, Vincent, or his nephew Horace, but the first’s status is currently unknown (but we will get an update on the former President from his temporary replacement later tonight, as per Schiavone!) while the latter two’s status is definitely in question after the nWo Wolfpac, and specifically Hogan, made it clear to the Black & White team they cannot be trusted. While The Immortal One is an iconic figure, it is clear that Knoxville isn’t happy to have Hollywood back in WCW: he is showered with boos tonight.

Hollywood takes time to gloat about the World Heavyweight Title Belt underneath his suit coat, rhetorically asking how happy the crowd is to have Hollywood Hogan here in the ring as the World Heavyweight Champion, brother!? Hogan then shills the fact that last week on Thunder, jack, Puppet President Flair said that he would have to defend the nWo World Title at Souled Out this Sunday, but what Flair has forgot to say is who his challenger will be, allowing Hogan to chide Flair on how a President is supposed to book matches with actual wrestlers in them, jack.

Hogan, again rhetorically, asks just who is going to step into the ring to get buried into the ground by Hollywood and the n-Dubya-o: is Ric Flair gonna ditch the suit for the robe and lose to Hogan again since it’s been his second job ever since Hollywood Hogan walked into the Dubya-See-Dubya? How about Flair gets one of his vanilla midgets that make up the Four Horsemen to find out the strength of Hollywood and 24 inch pythons, brothers!? Or even better, how about Flair goes into that retirement home he lives in on the weekends and sees if Old Man Piper or Randy ‘Not So Macho’ Savage want to limp down to the ring and lose to him again? Hogan gloats about how he is professional wrestlin’, brother, and there ain’t a man from any generation that can beat him. That’s why he is the Dubya-See-Dubya/n-Dubya-o World Heavyweight Champion, and it’s why he is back in the Dubya-See-Dubya to make sure that Ric Flair’s Presidency ends up just like Bill Clinton: “impeached, brother!”

The overly long monologue of Hogan is thankfully interrupted, if only briefly, but by men he knows all too well: it’s nWo Black & White. Vincent, Stevie Ray, Horace Hogan, Scott Norton, Brian Adams, and the seven-foot Giant all make their way down to the ring, causing Hogan to very much lose his cool , fearful that his strong words against them on Thunder are going to come back to haunt him, especially with a rare moment of being by himself. Hogan goes right to the political dialogue to try and appease the Black & White, but it’s made clear quick this is a good conversation. Horace explains how the last thing he wants to do is let family down, and that is why all of them having been plotting on ways to make sure they can earn the trust of Hogan back, and be welcomed back into one big New World Order. Vincent declares that in men like Scott Norton, Brian Adams, Stevie Ray, and the seven foot tall freaking Giant… that is a list of bad, baaad men, that nobody can get through. So starting tonight, and at Souled Out, and however long it’s needed for all of them to show Hogan that they are worthy, the Black & White are the Bodyguards & Warriors for the nWo Wolfpac!

Vincent declares that whatever the Wolfpac needs, they are the soldiers to get it done, to earn their ranks back into the family. A surprised Hogan is clearly thrilled at the news that he has essentially just acquired six bodyguards to do his bidding, and chuckles in delight as he says that is a great idea, and one that, over time, just might get them back into the Elite of the New World Order, brother! However, Hogan catches a sneer out of the corner of his eye from The Giant, prompting him to add though that if anyone wants to play Billy Buckner and drop the ball again (shamelessly stealing Nash’s joke from Thunder), “then it’s not going to be nWo 4 Life anymore… it’ll be nWo 4 Life Support, jack!” Hogan then does his usual “watcha gonna do” shtick before finally ending the ego-boosting self-masturbatory segment. While there still appears to be some tension between The Giant and Hogan, the commentators are absolutely panicking at the thought of Hogan having just successfully politicked and manipulated his way to securing all of the nWo Black & White as his bodyguards! [92%]

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WCW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE: Kidman © vs. Psychosis (w/Juventud Guerrera)
Commentators discuss how Psychosis defeated Rey Mysterio last week on Thunder to earn this title shot, but of course, The Professor reminds us how it wasn’t without controversy, thanks to the botched interference of Rey Mysterio Jr. These two cruiserweights put on the typical barn burner of a contest, going for broke with incredible aerial and acrobatic maneuvers and counters, constantly dazzling with the back and forth offense. Despite all the near falls, springboard attacks, and slingshot maneuvers, it is yet again not actual wrestling ability that decides the outcome tonight.

Psychosis makes the incredible mistake of trying to Powerbomb Kidman, the Champion reversing with his modified Facebuster to down the masked Luchadore. That sets up the Shooting Star Press so well, but Juvi Guerrera is not letting his friend lose that easily. The maskless Luchadore gets up onto the apron to distract referee Charles Robinson, but he is taken out from behind by Rey Mysterio! The two long time rivals start brawling outside the ring… at least until Kidman takes them both out with a Shooting Star Press from the top turnbuckle to the outside! Psychosis then joins in with a Springboard Corkscrew Plancha, taking out all three men, and when a brawl just breaks out further between the four men, Charles Robinson has no choice but to throw the match out, calling it a no contest.

Result: No Contest at 6:12 [68%]

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One World Order, Not To Be Confused With One Warrior Nation
While the four men still throw hands as the bell rings and David Penzer calls it a no contest, there is one easy way to ensure their attention diverts: the music of the New World Order Wolfpac. While it isn’t the whole group that walks out, they’re still three men walking with a purpose: Buff ‘The Stuff’ Bagwell, Television Champion ‘Big Poppa Pump’ Scott Steiner, and ‘The Total Package’ Lex Luger. The four cruiserweights get back into the ring, unaware of what’s about to happen, but the three nWo men don’t make any initial attacks. Instead, they get on the stick, although Steiner’s verbal aggression is clear to all as he berates the three Mexican-based cruiserweights for the lWo shirts all three men have on still. Big Poppa Pump yells how he thought he made it clear last week on Thunder that the lWo oughta be no more when he ripped up dem shirts and beat those midgets up. Bagwell informs the group that there is only one World Order… and it’s the nWo bay-bay!

Bagwell points out how the the lWo ended the night Eddy Guerrero had himself a little car accident, to which Steiner makes things incredibly classless by shouting that maybe Guerrero is out right now because it was a car accident, or maybe it was no accident at all, clearly insinuating that the New World Order was behind Eddy’s car crash and subsequent critical injuries. The Total Package tells the group that it’s really simple: “take off the shirts willingly, and we’ll let you walk out of the ring, no problem. Or, we beat them off of you, and you end up in the hospital next to your friend.” While Juvi looks furious with the disrespectful comments by the nWo, he swallows any dignity he ever had and takes the shirt off, letting it fall to the floor, and convincing Psychosis to do the same.

Both men are indeed allowed to leave unharmed, but Rey Mysterio takes his shirt fluffs it out, flashing the lWo colors right in the face of the nWo! Bagwell tells Mysterio they’ll give him one more chance to make the right decision, and also tells Kidman to leave the ring, as this doesn’t concern him. The Cruiserweight Champion shares a look with the man being targeted and intimidated by the three nWo Elite… and they attack! Numbers and size disadvantage be damned! Kidman and Mysterio start throwing hands and feet at Luger, Bagwell, and Steiner like there’s no tomorrow, and even take down Steiner and Bagwell with Tilt-A-Whirl Head Scissors… but Luger runs through both with a clothesline! That allows the three men to start putting the boots to Mysterio and Kidman, setting the two men up to be put in a world of hurting… until Konnan comes rushing out from the back!

The former Wolfpac member, who hasn’t been seen since the unification of the two nWo factions last week, dives into the ring and immediately starts throwing haymakers at Lex Luger, the man whose character he defended so much amidst rumors over the last month that the Black & White were going to recruit him away. Konnan knocks Luger over the ropes with a clothesline, allowing him to help Kidman and Mysterio clear the ring of Steiner and Bagwell as well! The nWo trio are absolutely furious on the outside of the ring, but this Knoxville crowd is absolutely loving it, especially as Konnan talks all kinds of trash to the group, Luger especially, before standing tall with Mysterio and Kidman. Tony Schiavone naturally has his nightly aneurysm over Konnan coming to the rescue of Mysterio (and Kidman), with Tenay reminding viewers that it was Konnan who played such a crucial role in bringing Mysterio and all the Luchadores to WCW, and is such a big brother to all of them, meaning he could not let that savage attack go down! [74%]

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Still Trying To Disco Into The Wolfpac
Because this is World Championship Wrestling and this is 1999, we can never have enough of the nWo, and that is why we’re backstage in the locker room of The Outsiders, Scott Hall and Kevin Nash. Teaming together for the first time in months, The Outsiders are getting prepared backstage while making the kinds of crass jokes one can expect from The Outsiders. The two men are soon interrupted by the unwanted and unplanned arrival, though of the man who has been trying like crazy for the last few months to get into the Wolfpac, Disco Inferno! The flamboyant lover of all things disco, Inferno barges in and whines to Nash that he can’t believe he wasn’t made aware of the plans last week to merge the two nWo’s! As Nash and Hall share a bemused look and smirk with each other, Disco immediately says he’s not mad, just disappointed, with the decision, prompting an, “okay, Dad” response from Nash.

Disco tells the two men that he heard their message from Thunder about people needing to prove their worth, and he wants to let them know that is exactly what he’s going to do! Disco tells the two that he got a match booked tonight, and he knows they’re going to be watching, and they’re going to be impressed when Disco wins, and shows them he belongs with the Elite of the New World Order! Disco leaves afterwards, Nash and Hall at no point actually really talking to him, other than Nash’s lame Dad joke. A bemused Hall looks to Nash and asks afterwards, “did Louie have a brother I din’t know about??” drawing a laugh from Nash, those two men clearly in the minority to understand the joke about the last nWo wannabe lackey, the late Louie Spicolli.

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Barry Windham & Curt Hennig vs. Barry Horowitz & Bobby Eaton
Much like on Thunder, this match serves as nothing more than a showcase match for the veteran pairing of Hennig and Windham ahead of their scheduled tag team match against Ric Flair and his son, David, this coming Sunday at Souled Out. Schiavone, Tenay, and Bobby Heenan, who has replaced Zbsyszko on commentary for the latter portion of the night. The commentators discuss Hennig and Windham’s betrayals of Ric Flair, as well as their comments from Thunder when they promised to send David Flair to the hospital, and run Ric out of WCW because he’ll be forced to take care of his son for the rest of his life. The contest is wrapped up inside just a few minutes, with Windham again getting the pin after his Running Bulldog. Hennig is sure to get on the mic quick after the match as he does a quick insert promo to tell the President of WCW, “and THAT… is what little Davey has in store for him on Sunday! Get the hospital bed prepared now, Naitch.

Winners: Barry Windham & Curt Hennig at 3:45 [51%]

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Presidential, Stylin’ & Profilin’... It’s All The Nature Boy Now
It’s not Monday Nitro without ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund doing an in-ring interview, and it’s always made better if that man in the ring with him is none other than temporary President of WCW himself, ‘The Nature Boy’ Ric Flair! Dressed in Armani’s finest, Flair starts the interview off the only way he knows how: “MEAN - WOOOOOO! - BAH GAWD GEEEEENE!” Okerlund is the man who asks the hot questions, and the first one he wants to know from Naitch: is he willing to reveal who the two men are that will be teaming up to take on The Outsiders in tonight’s main event?

A grinning Flair says that he’s feeling in good spirits tonight, so he’s willing to give Mean Gene a few scoops tonight. Flair reveals that he will reveal one man tonight, and it shouldn’t be much of a surprise anyways: one of the men facing The Outsiders tonight will be his right hand man, one of thee best professional wrestlers today, Chris Benoit! Naitch adds one more surprise though: while he will not reveal the second man in tonight’s tag team match, “HOGAN! You better be payin’ close attention to the main event, pal! ‘Cause Benoit’s partner!? That’s your challenger on Sunday, fat boy!”

Okerlund shills the big reveal by Flair, and asks what else he has planned for some of the other Titles in the company. Flair reveals that with the Tag Team Titles vacant because of an injury to Rick Steiner, he will be working with JJ Dillon and the Executive Committee to draft up a new 16-team Tag Team Tournament, and by SuperBrawl, we’ll have ourselves new Champions! Okerlund brings up the United States Champion and Bret ‘The Hitman’ Hart, and how he has continued to avoid defending the title because of ‘injuries’. Flair says that it’s a situation he’s been all over, Gene baby! While he cannot get Hart to defend the United States Title this Sunday, his sham medical excuse is up after that, “SO HITMAN… the jig is up! I don’t care if YOU’RE HURT! I don’t care if YOU’RE HEALTHY! I don’t care if YOU’RE CRYIN’! OR READY TO FIGHT!” Flair then tells Okerlund to get the Hotline ready because next week’s main event is already booked: Bret Hart defends the US Title against the man who deserves his rematch, Diamond Dallas Page!

While the mood has been good so far in the repartee between the two longtime acquaintances, Okerlund causes an uncomfortable shift when he brings up the status of the actual President of WCW, Eric Bischoff. Okerlund recaps how he was absolutely horrendous in the commentary booth last Monday on Nitro working for Tony Schiavone, and there are many - “including you, Mister President” - who believe that it was Eric Bischoff who was behind last week’s farce of a main event! Flair is forced to admit that not only does he know that it was Bischoff who played the big role in getting Hogan to show up last week on Nitro, to getting his girl Liz to scheme like THE WITCH… he knows she is, but he is also forced to admit that he doesn’t know what to do with Bischoff.

He can’t force him back to his old job at the commentary booth because he’ll just suck at it, and he ain’t just gonna let him sit at home in his posh mansion for the next two and a half months, “not when the money that paid for that mansion, came because of RIC FLAIR! I made you money, Bischoff! While you sat back and schemed away like the GUTLESS, HEARTLESS, BASTARD that you are! Ric Flair was in this ring! Sting was in this ring! DDP was in this ring! We were putting butts in the seats, makin’ you millions! You don’t make money off me, pal! Not today!” Flair is forced to admit that come Souled Out, he will have a plan for Eric Bischoff, ordering his quasi-boss to show up to the PPV this Sunday.

That leads to Mean Gene transitioning back to Souled Out, and Okerlund asks if he has any closing comments about his tag team match this Sunday with his son against Curt Hennig and Barry Windham. Flair reminds the audience that he made this match because he thought that Hennig and Windham stood for tradition, a concept Okerlund knows very well, and a concept Flair is all about. They spit on tradition, for the money of Eric Bischoff’s greed. At Souled Out, not only is the Naitcha Boy gonna show those two sellouts why tradition and honor will always beat out a couple punks with no heart, and NO GUTS… but he’s gonna get the chance to showcase the tradition of the future Flair legacy by teaming with his son. Mean Gene asks about the two saying they were going to put David in the hospital on Souled Out, prompting a now grinning Flair to say he has heard all about what they had to say on Thunder about having Ric in the hospital taking care of David, but his response to them is this: “if Ric Flair is in the hospital on Sunday night, it’s cause the NAITCHA BOY… had a HEART ATTACK… on top of both of yer wives! At the same! WOO! Time! That’s Ric Flair, baby!” [91%]

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Chavo Guerrero Jr. (w/Pepe) vs. Hugh Morrus (w/Jimmy Hart)
Tony Schiavone naturally hypes up the bigger Morrus throughout most of the match, discussing his return from injury last week in an impressive victory, and with having The Mouth of the South by his side, big things are in store for the young man. He certainly manhandles the young third-generation star throughout most of the match with that size advantage, although Chavo still dazzles in rare moments, his best highlight coming when he surprises Morrus off a whip by hitting a Springboard Spinning Cross Body to Morrus, and then immediately following up with a Hurricanrana + Pin combo for a near fall, Morrus still too strong despite Guerrero sitting down on him and grabbing both of the legs. While it’s mainly Morrus dominating, Chavito ends up making a big comeback and run of offense late in the match, again showing some innovation when he hits Morrus with a Tornado DDT, using the turnbuckles and then the ropes to propel him around Morrus as he spikes Morrus to the canvas. However, when Guerrero contemplates going up top to hit the Frog Splash, he is easily distracted by the appearance of Norman Smiley.

Fearing Black Magic is going to go after Pepe again, Guerrero starts berating him, allowing Morrus to recover and deck Chavo with a hard right. He makes his way up to the top with Chavo, and rattles the ring with a Superplex! The surprisingly agile Morrus finishes the match off with his impressive No Laughing Matter Moonsault, giving him another victory since his comeback. Smiley enters the ring once the imposing Morrus departs, waiting for Guerrero to get back up to his feet… and he brains him with Pepe! Smiley then again straddles the horse head on a stick, doing his sexual dance and slapping motion, acting like he’s slapping some ass, before tossing Pepe down on the fallen Chavo. While Schiavone is totally deadpan and serious about the cruel behaviors of Smiley, the always wise cracking Heenan can’t help himself: “Oh great, now PETA’s gonna be on us. I’m pretty sure what Smiley just did counts as bestiality!”

Winner: Hugh Morrus at 5:28 [62%]

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Hey, We Can Do Closure in WCW!

We need more Mean Gene dammit, and that is why he is in the ring again, and the crowd again absolutely loves his next guest - it’s DA MAN himself, Goldberg! Coming out in a Harley Davidson leather jacket and jeans, there’s no extended entrance and fireworks routine, instead just a very intimidating Goldberg. Mean Gene recaps the last few weeks for Goldberg - losing the World Heavyweight Title and his undefeated streak at Starrcade to Kevin Nash because of Scott Hall’s taser, Miss Elizabeth lying and scheming to have him arrested last week, Hogan and Nash manipulating the world last week in the sham of a Title match to put the belt back on Hogan, and then the nWo again attacking, tasering, and spraypainting Goldberg - and explains that after being given the rest of the week off by President Flair, just what in the world is on Goldberg’s mine. His nostrils already flaring, Goldberg speaks over the chants of his own name by the Knoxville crowd as he says he’s never dealt with more adversity in his life than what he’s encountered the last few weeks. He’s had a damn taser electrocute him repeatedly, he’s had his streak taken away from him, and his name dragged through the mud by the nWo. So now, the war begins. “n-Dubya-o, you wanna get the band back together? Get your little Elite group of boys? Well that’s good, ‘cause I’m gonna break the band up! One… BY ONE!” he snarls.

Goldberg half-yells in the low, growly voice of his that the New World Order had to knock Goldberg down to get back on top, but now he’s gonna enjoy tearing the nWo apart limb-by-limb. “Lex Luger, you wanna be a back stabbin’ SOB? I didn’t see it comin’, but you’re gonna see me comin’ when I break you in half with the Spear! Scott Hall!? Ain’t gonna need a taser for me to put you in the hospital! You wanna brag about breakin’ The Streak, Nash? I’ll break your whole damn career! And HOGAN! Heh, you’re not next… you’re last on my list!”

While Goldberg tries to continue his hit list of the New World Order, there is an uptick in noise from the crowd, and it’s clear why: Bam Bam Bigelow is storming out from the back! Bigelow walks out onto the tiny entrance stage, dressed in street clothes, microphone in hand, and he’s got something to say to the man who is the sole reason he came to WCW for! The Beast From The East yells that he don’t give a crap ‘bout Goldberg’s little war with the n-Dubya-o! He din’t come to Dubya-See-Dubya to watch Goldberg fight Kevin Nash or Hulk Hogan! He came to Dubya-See-Dubya to kick Goldberg’s ass, and he’s sick and tired of Goldberg dodging him! While Goldberg chuckles in disbelief at Bigelow’s farcical claim, Bigelow continues as he says that he’s done with the games, it’s time for them to finish their business. At Souled Out this Sunday, he wants Goldberg, one-on-one, in that ring! “And Goldberg! You can forget all about Who’s Next or Who’s Last! I’ll tell you right now: I’M NEXT! And YOU, Goldberg… you’re Who’s Done!”

Goldberg is quick to accept Bigelow’s challenge, adding that the New World Order can wait ‘till next week. “It’s a whole new year, and you can be sure it’s a whole new Goldberg! So Bigelow… YOU’RE FIRST!” The two men have a heated stare down as Doug Dillinger’s security team quickly rushes out from the back to make sure that Bigelow heads to the backstage instead of down to the ring, considering the repeated wild brawls these two men have had over the last month. Mean Gene, of course, hypes the holy hell out of the challenge as Nitro cuts to a break. [66%]

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Booker T vs. Disco Inferno
While it isn’t announced directly in the beginning of the match, Tony Schiavone confirms midway through this contest that President Flair has agreed to the challenge between Bam Bam Bigelow and Goldberg, and that match will take place on Sunday! That helps Schiavone to focus on that match and Goldberg instead of the contest taking place, which is a shame, because well, it’s actually a pretty good one. Booker and Disco have an entertaining back and forth contest, the increasingly utilized Inferno doing everything he can to impress ‘Big Sexy’ Kevin Nash, earning several near falls along the way. However, Disco can never quite hit his patented Chartbuster (Stunner) or the Piledriver he’s used as well, the man from Harlem constantly finding a way to block or reverse every single time.

Instead, it’s Booker T showing incredible resiliency, and when Disco goes for the Piledriver again, flipping him over with a Back Body Drop. As Disco scurries up to his feet, he does right into the Harlem Side Kick! That allows Book to head up top, and he finishes Inferno off from there with his Heat Seeker Missile Dropkick, giving him yet another victory to start the year! The commentators finally decide to talk about Booker T as a result, pondering the idea that this just perhaps could be the year that Booker T ascends into the next echelon of World Championship Wrestling.

Winner: Booker T at 6:34 [69%]

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Something’s Dropping, And It’s Not The Ball
It’s time for the main event fireworks and match, and while Michael Buffer is out to do the in ring introductions, all he can do is introduce The Outsiders, as the pair come out to the Wolfpac theme, looking happy as can be to be back together again. However, before we can get their opponents, as promised from earlier in the night, nWo Black & White come out from the back, forming a line at the end of the entrance aisle! The Giant, Horace Hogan, Brian Adams, Scott Norton, Stevie Ray, and Vincent are all there, ready and waiting to back up the Elite of the nWo. The Four Horsemen come out in response to this - Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Mongo McMichael, a no longer on crutches but still injured Dean Malenko, and combatant Chris Benoit - but despite the presence of the nWo army, The President looks incredibly confident. Double A hands a mic to Flair, who says he’s not surprised that Hogan and Nash have been able to whip themselves up a band of merry bodyguards, chiding the Black & White as he says, “how does it feel to be the B-team, boys!?”

Nash quickly gets a mic of his own, first to tell the Black & White not to buy into any of Flair’s shenanigans, adding they’re evil shenanigans. He then demands Flair get on with the big secret and reveal who Benoit’s partner is and Hogan’s opponent for Sunday. That gets a great laugh from Flair as he responds, “why don’t you just look around and see, FOR YOUR-WOO!-SELF!” As Nash and Hall both look around completely confused by Flair’s message, it quickly becomes apparent: The Giant absolutely drops Scott Norton with a Headbutt! The Giant starts dropping the Black and White with Headbutts and right hands! Mongo McMichael and Chris Benoit rush down the aisle as well, and they all lay waste to the Black and White within seconds! The Giant looks up at the top of the ramp, and nods his head in respect to Flair! He’s the other partner - and he’s facing Hollywood Hogan for the World Heavyweight Title this Sunday at Souled Out! Ric Flair has convinced The Giant to defect from the nWo back to WCW! [87%]

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Chris Benoit & The Giant vs. The Outsiders
The crowd is in an absolute frenzy at the revelation of The Giant’s face turn, and that momentum carries over into the match for the 7-footer, as he and The Crippler beat Nash and Hall from pillar to post in the early stages of the contest, while the remains of the Black & White are dragged off to the back by Doug Dillinger and his crack security team. While The Outsiders are able to work their way back into the match and end up dominating throughout large portions of the match, it is solely because of their ability to work so perfectly as a team, according to Tenay; only having to deal with Benoit helps as well. To the trained eye, it is apparent that The Crippler is in this match purely to bump and sell for Nash and Hall, making The Outsiders look every bit as the elite team and pair of individuals that the two men are supposed to be for the nWo. However, tonight’s story is not really at all about The Outsiders teaming up together again, but about the presence of The Giant, and his newfound status as anti-nWo and next number one contender to Hollywood Hogan in just six days.

It is for that reason that it is The Giant who ends up grabbing the huge victory tonight. The 7-foot 500 pound beast turns the match on its head when he gets the hot tag from Benoit, running roughshod through Hall and proving that he is the bigger giant than Big Sexy. Nash at one point thinks he is going to get the big man up for the Jackknife Powerbomb, but Benoit finally gets in a big moment, preventing it with a Missile Dropkick from the top! That knocks Nash through the ropes, and allows Giant to put Hall down for the count mere moments later with his earth shattering Chokeslam!

Just one week removed from one of the most depressing moments in the history of Monday Nitro (my words or Tony Schiavone’s, you decide!), it is an absolute feel-good factor closing moment for World Championship Wrestling tonight. The Four Horsemen join up with Benoit and The Giant in the ring after the match, while The Outsiders are left to retreat up the entrance aisle, where the rest of the New World Order (Elite) is waiting for them. There is no looks of anger at The Outsiders for their failure, oh no; it’s all about fear. No one looks more afraid than the World Heavyweight Champion, Hollywood Hulk Hogan looking like he’s seen a ghost as he stares down the 7-foot colossus who oh so intimidatingly motions to Hollywood that the belt is going to be around his waist in just six days’ time.

“Hollywood Hogan and The Outsiders thought they pulled the rug out from underneath Ric Flair and World Championship Wrestling one week ago, but the shoe just may be on the other foot now, Hollywood! The Giant has defected back to World Championship Wrestling, and now in just six days at Souled Out, the newest acquisition for WCW will go one-on-one with Hollywood Hogan for the World Heavyweight Championship! The belt is coming back to WCW!” Tony Schiavone is all beside himself with glee as we get one final reminder to tune into Thunder on Thursday, only on TBS: The Superstation!

Winners: Chris Benoit & The Giant at 10:19 [78%]
 

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Glad to see you posting again. Looking forward to seeing the conclusion of this. :)
 
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Considering the rush of getting to Souled Out right at the start of this BTB, I think the booking of The Giant angle was clever. Easy enough to accomplish quickly and still give us a form of excitement. Made sense for him to look like a million bucks in the main event of Nitro to.

Goldberg/Bigelow is what it is. Should be fun but again, with all the NWO stuff firing up, it just feels like massive filler until Goldberg/NWO PPV matches start being booked.

I like NWO Black and White being used as bodyguards. And considering some of the stuff to come with Bret, super excited for Bret/DDP. Flair/Bischoff segment hyped for PPV because it's 1999 baby, awesome.

But enough dancing around the stuff that really matters, Norman Smiley dancing up on Pepe might be the greatest moment in BTB history.
 

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Stoj, my biggest regret in this BTB will be not making Pepe the Heavyweight Champion of the World. I can guarantee that whenever I do this one BTB that is absolutely bonkers MAGA levels of idiocy, I will find a way to make Pepe a central character to the story!


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WCW Thunder
Knoxville, Tennessee
January 14, 1999
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Souled Out is just three days away, ladies and gentlemen, and we are at the final stop before the first PPV of the new year! That means this is a night you don’t want to miss and stuff! Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay, and ‘The Living Legend’ Larry Zbyszko are here to call all of the action for us, and it’s going to be a big one, folks! Schiavone quickly hypes the main matches of tonight’s show – a HUGE six-man tag team match between the nWo Wolfpac versus Konnan, Rey Mysterio Jr., and Kidman, and Goldberg is in action - as well as promising an interview with the man who will challenge Hollywood Hogan this Sunday for the World Heavyweight Championship, The Giant! But this is World Championship Wrestling, and we RASSLE here!

Blitzkrieg and Chavo Guerrero Jr. (w/Pepe) vs. Juventud Guerrera and Psychosis
The Professor takes center stage for the play-by-play for this contest, to the absolute surprise of no one, while Schiavone sells the story of Souled Out and the upcoming PPV matches that have been signed by Ric Flair today: Chavo Guerrero Jr. and Norman Smiley will meet in singles action, and Juvi, Psychosis, and Rey Mysterio will ALL challenge Kidman for the WCW Cruiserweight Championship! The four men on curtain jerking duty get 8 minutes tonight to go balls out like they always do, and that means it’s damn near nonstop all thrills, with slingshots, springboards, topes, head scissors & ranas, and all of that good Lucha stuff! Incredibly new and absolutely unknown to the WCW crowd, the masked rookie Blitzkrieg gets a huge opportunity to shine tonight, and he takes his opportunity - with a SPRINGBOARD 540 CORKSCREW to Juvi and Psychosis on the outside!

While it’s a match of all action, things breakdown towards the end of the match, and it’s all thanks to the presence of one Norman Smiley. The beautiful dancing Brit makes his way out from the back, and he has all the intentions of going right after Chavo’s horsehead on a stick, Pepe. Chavito is ready for it, taking out Mister Smi-lay with a Slingshot Crossbody! Guerrero starts wailing away on Smiley on the outside from there, which while nice for him, crushes his partner’s chances in the match. The rookie goes for a Quesadora influenced attack, but Psychosis holds onto him, and with Blitz literally caught in mid-air, Juvi grabs him, and they plant him with a sick DDT combination! A Juvi Driver and Guillotine Leg Drop follows, giving the two men vying to become Cruiserweight Champion this Sunday the victory.

Winners: Juventud Guerrera & Psychosis at 8:34 [66%]

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Giant Intentions For The nWo
After some commentary talk about Souled Out and then a video recap of The Giant’s huge (pun, intended) Monday Nitro, the 7-footer is welcomed to ringside by none other than the always wonderful ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund. Dressed in jeans and, to drive the point of his allegiance home, a WCW t-shirt, the crowd greets Giant with a warm round of applause. Mean Gene recaps The Giant “shocking the world” by defecting from the nWo Black & White this past Monday Nitro, and not only being declared the number one contender, but pinning Scott Hall and defeating The Outsiders. The Giant laughs as he reminisces on how much things can change in just one short week. Okerlund asks the question everyone wants to know: why?

The Giant admits that there are more reasons for Monday than he can even share tonight, purely because the show is only two hours long! However, he lists one important contributing factor first: he is a 7-foot giant. He is way too big to be standing in someone’s shadow - he’s the one casting shadows and throwing shade - and that is exactly what his future was in the New World Order. He was not going to stand in the background and be a freaking glorified security guard for Hogan. “I’ve had to carry Hulk Hogan’s butt for the last 2 and a half years, Gene” he says with a scowl. “Well those days… ARE DONE!”

The Giant hypes himself up as the greatest athlete in this company, and it’s time he stops being complacent and maximize his talent. “You know any other 500 pounders that can do a leaping dropkick like I can, Gene?” he asks. “Most people my size can’t even walk from the bed to the couch. But me? I can do whatever the hell I want… and what I WANT… is to be the World Heavyweight Champion!” Okerlund asks if Giant has any concerns about the rest of the nWo getting involved in Sunday’s title match, but the colossus is clearly not concerned, as he first answers with a smirk and chuckle.

The Giant tells Mean Gene that if Big Sexy or anyone else wants to come to Hogan’s aid, he has a plan already set: Hulk Hogan gets Chokeslammed through the canvas, and when the rest of the nWo get down the ramp, he’ll be the athlete he says he is, climb up to the very top turnbuckle, and CRUSH all of the nWo as he jumps onto them! As Okerlund quips that forget about slamming them through the ring, he’ll slam them six feet under if he’s successful, Giant agrees with a laugh.

The Giant says that he’s done with all of the shenanigans and manipulations of the New World Order. Hulk Hogan wants to think he’s some kind of god in this business, “but what you gotta understand, Hogan, is that while you may have the ego of a god, I’m built like one! All of your BS politics and game lit a fire under me that you ain’t gonna be put out, and this Sunday, bring the Wolfpac, bring the Black and White, bring the damn National Guard! Hogan! At Souled Out, I’ve bought back in, and your title - is MINE!” [76%]

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Booker T vs. Fit Finlay
This is one of those classic WCW TV matches that has no build to it, gets a lot of time, and puts on one hell of a contest. Booker and the Irishman have a history going back to last year’s feud over the Television Title, which only serves to add even more flair to this one. Finlay brings all of the hard hitting and stretching submissions, while Booker responds with energy and athleticism, the two going to war and exchanging plenty of near falls. Finlay has a nice highlight moment when he hits a Running European Uppercut to Booker when Book is up against the ring post, while Booker dazzles by acting like a cruiserweight when he scores a near fall with a Slingshot Swinging DDT!

Finlay thinks he’s close to earning a big submission victory multiple times throughout the contest, but Booker keeps finding a way to dig through each and every submission, his resilience getting him to the ropes or his perseverance persuading Fit to break the submission on his own to try a new approach. That fight by the Harlem Heat man pays off huge because somehow, someway, Booker T finds a way to score the hard earned victory just past the nine minute mark, making sure we have no time limit draw.

As the two men start picking up the pace to try and find that key maneuver to get a winner, Booker is able to squirm out of Finlay’s grasp and avoid the Tombstone Piledriver. He ducks and dodges a series of clothesline, the highlight via a break dance drop down, and finally getting Fit to miss enough that he turns right into the Harlem Side Kick! A second Side Kick knocks Finlay down, and when the Irishman tries to pull himself up, he’s right in position for the Harlem Axe Kick!

Despite picking up a hard earned victory, the celebrations from Booker T are incredibly short in duration. The reason? The massive frame of Hugh Morrus and his mouthpiece Jimmy Hart have everything to do with it. The Mouth of the South shrieks into his megaphone that “Hugh Morrus wants yooouuu, bay-bay!” Morrus, for his part, just intensely stares a hole through Booker T the whole time, focused only on a midcarder who also finds himself on a winning streak. Hart then actually gets a mic as he says that Booker T is getting all the plaudits with wins like tonight, but his client doesn’t need praise from anyone! He laughs in the face of plaudits! His client is here for wins, and he wants his next win to be a big one… by defeating Booker T! Exhausted from his win, Book still has it in him to nod his head vigorously in acceptance - these two men are gonna meet at some point in the near future it looks like!

Winner: Booker T at 9:19 [77%]

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It’s Not WCW Without Self Mastubatory nWo Segments
It doesn’t matter if you want them or not, they take what they want, and tonight, the New World Order is taking over the ring for some hard earned mic time! While it’s all the familiar faces out there tonight, there is one noticeable man missing tonight: Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The group, still coming out to the Wolfpac theme music because hey, they’re cool, man, is looking as relaxed as always, with ‘Big Sexy’ Kevin Nash doing the standard “Wolfpac in DA HOOUUSE!” while ‘The Bad Guy’ Scott Hall adds in his trademark “...Hey yo!” Nash addresses the elephant in the room as he announces that Hogan is not here tonight because he’s getting himself ready for Souled Out this Sunday (as Scott Steiner adds an emphatic, “not like he needs it!”), with Nash going for the comedy as he snorts, “...‘cause that’s the kind of Champ Hollywood is! He takes that Belt seriously folks!” That remark draws the ire of the commentary team for the obvious reason of Nash and Hogan completely defacing the World Heavyweight Title ten days ago with the damn Fingerpoke.

Nash does address that topic, finally, as he explains why he was so willing to give up the glory of being World Champion. Big Sexy says that being The Champ was cool and all, but at the end of the day, what do you think the nWo really cares about: “making your World Title even better than what guys like Hogan, Lex, and I have already made it? Or treating it like the symbol of FAILURE that this company is!? That belt belongs to the New World Order now, again, and forever, and we got to make it ours while spitting on alllll of the legacies of the has-beens that this company still has! So Flair, Stinger, Nacho Man… and all you other old fossils like Dusty Rhodes and Harley Race… you’re welcome!”

As Nash laughs at the jeering crowd, Hall does the Frankenstein finger wiggles and pretends to be scared. He then takes over the mic and speaks in that slow, trademark drawl of his as he admits that while Naitch may have gotten one ovah on the n-Dubya-o on Monday with The Giant… him gettin’ lucky on Da Bad Guy? It don’t mean a thang to him or the The Wolfpac. Hall hypes his best friend up as “The Real...Giant” of WCW, and next time The Giant wants to tango, “I got… da equaliza’.” Hall then flashes the notorious taser, firing it off so the camera can hear the cackles of it, giving a very threatening reminder to the powers of The Elite. Hype man Buff Bagwell then gets on the mic to talk some trash on the crowd to help segue into the focus of tonight (only after adding some more hype for Hogan-Giant by telling the 7-footer that the bigger they are, the easier they fall to Hogan). The Stuff says that tonight is all about teaching a lesson to someone that needs it: Konnan and his mixed jumping beans.

Bagwell laughs as he says that all that Spanish and talk of for life and forever… “well the n-Dubya-o deports bay-bay!” Big Poppa Pump then talks trash on Konnan while still finding a way to squeeze in all of his catchphrases, adding that he don’t know a damn thing about being bowdy bowdy or rowdy rowdy, but what he does know is that there is only one World Order around here. “I thought I made that pretty frickin’ clear so that even you Mexicans can get it, but yet, Rey Mysterio, you somehow didn’t get it through that stupid little mask of yours!” Nash takes back over on the stick has he goes back to the comedy saying that Konnan can have Mysterio and Kidman’s backs all he wants because K-Dawg’s days in The Wolfpac were numbered for one clear reason: his raps are awful and he couldn’t take it anymore!

Nash then backs Big Poppa Pump as he says he made the message real clear: that lWo shtick? It’s ova with. If Mysterio wants to hang on to a dead horse, and Kidman wants to tag along so someone learns his name, that’s fine - they can either Kneel Before Zod… or they all can end up in the Phantom Zone with “Little Eddy.” Quiet this whole time until the very end, The Total Package then gets on the mic to ask Steiner and The Outsiders to handle business tonight, but save him some of Konnan - because this Sunday, he wants to finish the leftovers and “Quiero Taco Bell K-Dawg’s butt on out of here!”

That finally ends the far too long nWo circle jerk, Tenay trying to hype tonight’s six man tag team main event, while Schiavone and Zbyszko fume over the classlessness of the New World Order, from the Fingerpoke to defacing the World Title to the disrespectful comments again about Eddy Guerrero, as well as Konnan. [89%]

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Ernest Miller (w/Sonny Onoo) vs. Jerry Flynn
Ernest ‘The Cat’ Miller loves to talk a lot of crap, and you can be darn sure that that’s exactly what Miller and Onoo do before the match with a quick in-ring promo. Onoo hypes his client up as a 3-time Karate World Champion, and a, “baaad mahn!” The Cat then does the usual of challenging anyone from the crowd to try and fight him, but his feet are lethal weapons. He says since no one in the crowd could fight him and survive, he wants to show “dat wannabe” Flynn who the real Ultimate Fighter is! Kickboxing isn’t UFC, but this is 1999 - UFC ain’t crap anyways! Neither is Jerry Flynn, sadly, for that matter.

While the ponytailed Flynn almost knocks The Cat out with some big kicks, Miller is able to dodge every time and use a lot of stall tactics outside with Onoo throughout the five-minute contest. Miller needs no assistance from Onoo tonight to pick up his win either, eventually ducking another Flynn Spinning Crescent Kick, and then dropping him like a bad habit with his Feliner Roundhouse Kick. Queue all of the gloating from Miller and Onoo afterwards as The Cat mugs the ring corner camera - “Ooo, somebody call my momma, ‘cause I’m the The Greatest!

Winner: Ernest Miller at 4:48 [57%]

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Hey! Did We Forget About This Next Guy? What About Him?? What About Raven!?
We get a pre-recorded vignette next, and we finally get to catch up with the goings on of Raven! The depressed sociopath is still at his mother’s fancy mansion in Florida, and while Raven has ditched the ratty jeans and leather jacket, he’s only exchanged it for his bathrobe and socks. Mrs. Levy lectures “Scotty” as he sits dejected on the couch, laying back and trying to ignore his mother. Raven’s Mom tries to convince Scotty that he needs to get dressed, brush his teeth, try showering for a change, and start combing his hair - he’ll feel better if he does! Being clean improves your mental health every day, she lectures, which brings the comedy as she tells Scotty to just look at Chris (Kanyon) as an example…

Kanyon looks absolutely thrilled as he is shown vacuuming the floors of the mansion and dusting all the knick knacks, essentially a glorified butler. All of Mrs. Levy’s focus on Kanyon only results in Raven, finally talking, to complain about how his Mother brings him back home to allegedly ‘help’ him, but all she’s doing is talking about his friend. “What about me, Mom!? What about Raven!?” he moans. Mrs. Levy only scolds her son for not using his proper name, resulting in an eye roll and Raven sinking further into the couch, while a grinning, enthusiastic Kanyon asks if there is any other cleaning he can do for. “Do you need me to clean your pipes next!?” he asks with a toothy grin to leave the segment ending on a wonderfully awkward note. [85%]

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Brian Adams (w/nWo Black & White) vs. Mongo McMichael
The commentators point out how while Adams has the whole of squad with him at ringside tonight in an effort to remind everyone that the Black and White can still smack & be right, while Mongo is unusually alone because the rest of the Four Horsemen have been spending time training with David Flair ahead of his debut match on Sunday at Souled Out (they couldn’t take a 10 minute break from training that green idiot to help Mongo!?). That means that the odds are clearly against the former NFL star throughout the match, and he has to deal with interference from Vincent and Horace Hogan at points in the match, but Mongo does it successfully, especially when he sends Horace flying off the ramp and into the security guard rail with a Running Shoulderblock!

However, each distraction just serves to help Brian Adams get back into the match, and despite a spirited effort by Mongo, it’s the big man of the Black and White getting the victory tonight, right around the six minute mark. With so many numbers at ringside for the nWo Elite bodyguards, Stevie Ray is able to serve as a distraction at one point for referee Billy Silverman. That allows Scott Norton to absolutely wallop Mongo from behind with a Running Forearm to the back of the head, giving Adams the opener he needs to pick up the victory with a Chokeslam. While Tony puts over the competitive drive of Mongo, Zbyszko uses it to serve as a reminder that the Black and White are determined to prove they belong in with the rest of the nWo, and what that does is make them very, very dangerous.

Winner: Brian Adams at 6:13 [64%]

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The Paragon Of Bribing Officials Ain’t Gonna Fly in Flair’s WCW
It’s time for another ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund interview segment in the ring, and Gene’s attitude is nowhere near as exuberant as usual because of who his guest is this time: “the man with obnoxious hair and an even more obnoxious personality” Chris Jericho. Coming out with Jericho is his Personal Security goof Ralphus. It is indeed another bad hair day for The Paragon of Virtue, who gets right to giving Gene Mean some stick for having the audacity to bad mouth Jericho’s beautiful blonde locks when Gene Mean is just like Perry Saturn: jealous and embarrassed about being a cue ball! While Okerlund has a quick fire retort about saying the day he’s jealous of Jericho is the day he’s also jealous of Ralphus’ (many missing) teeth, Mean Gene moves on to the real issue at hand: there is some kind of clear scheme going on between Jericho and WCW official Scott Dickenson, and they have been conspiring to help Jericho and cheat Saturn!

Jericho naturally scoffs at any sort of scandal Okerlund is accusing him of, loudly justifying that he is a Paragon of Virtue, a man who has nothing but sound moral fiber and true Canadian values, something none of these gutless, vile, heathens in the audience know a thing about! However, Jericho has no real explanation for any of Okerlund’s persistence about the connection between Jericho and the official, and Jericho’s attempts to deflect and name call only get worse when the theme music of a very popular individual plays - “Also Sprach Zarathustra” is bringing out the boss, Ric Flair!

The (interim) President of WCW walks down the aisle, telling Jericho he can end the charade right now. Flair’s the best liar in the game, so Jericho just sounds like a bad used cars salesman out here. Naitch gets to call the shots now, and he’s callin’ Scott Dickenson a man who’s been gettin’ paid to be on Monday Night Jericho, not Monday Night Nitro. Flair announces he just met with both Dickenson and that ridiculous lookin’ nWo referee and let ‘em both know that it’s real simple: they can both have a job in his company, but they wanna favor somebody and not call it right down the middle? They can join Eric Bischoff in having Ric Flair take their job baby!

Knowing that the jig is up, Jericho is left whining and stammering attempts at words in response, trying to call foul, to no avail. Flair actually gives Jericho a huge compliment when he tells him that he’s actually kind of a fan of his. “You got all the look and showmanship to be a Horseman one day, kid. But if you’re gonna make it in MY company, you better start focusing on how to get it done inside those ropes you’re in on your own, ‘cause right now? You got NO...heart!”

Egomaniacal and arrogant, Jericho naturally rolls his eyes at Flair’s backhanded compliments, but that only serves to set a chuckling Flair in motion. The Prez confirms that Scott Dickenson - and every referee in WCW - works for him and only him now, but that doesn’t mean he can quite trust Jericho yet to try and win his next match without bribing the official. So for his next match, Flair is going to give the referee one simple job. He doesn’t have to count any pin falls, he doesn’t have to worry about any disqualifications, he doesn’t even have to worry about any rope breaks. Hell, he won’t have to count for anything! All the referee has to do is stand there and wait for one competitor to either clearly tap out or yell that they quit. The cockiness starts to turn into absolute worry as Flair announces that at Souled Out, Jericho is going to be in the ring with Perry Saturn... and they’re gonna have an I Quit match!

Jericho looks like he is about to cry at the announcement, and it only gets worse as Flair makes it clear that absolutely ANYTHING goes, and the match will only end when the one man verbally or physically quits the match. As Jericho shakes his head in a delirious denial, Saturn actually does walk out from the back at the conclusion of Flair’s announcement. Saturn joins Flair in the aisle, smirking and shaking hands with The President in complete glee knowing that he’s going to finally not only get his chance at a fair fight with Jericho - but he’s going to be able to do whatever he wants to boot! Saturn has a sadistic grin on his face as he stares down Jericho, who continues to look ready to burst into weeping tears at any moment…[90%]

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Goldberg vs. Sgt. Buddy Lee Parker
Da Man gets his elaborate entrance, while his trainer gets the jobber treatment. Parker’s career highlight of training Goldberg is mentioned in the very little time this match lasts because well, it only ends one way: Spear. Jackhammer. Splat. However, the real fun is when after the match, out from the crowd comes Bam Bam Bigelow! The Beast From The East has been creating havoc for the past two months to fight Da Man, and even though he’s finally getting that one-on-one contest in four days, Bigelow isn’t waiting! Goldberg is struck from behind initially by Bigelow, giving the tattoos-for-hair bald big man an early advantage in this impromptu fight, striking with all his force at any part of Goldberg he can land! This is Goldberg though folks, and within moments he is fighting right back, taking it to Bigelow! It’s an old fashioned slug fest, and these two behemoths are going full force!

The crowd absolutely eats it up, but we have a marquee PPV contest in four days - Doug Dillinger, get your crew out here! The yellow shirts are out in a flash, but you can best believe that’s not stopping them! Bigelow starts hurling out haymakers to the yellow shirts, and Goldberg downs several with elbow strikes! And they start throwing up strikes at each other again! There’s more yellow shirts, and some rent a cops get in there too, and after several false attempts to restrain the two men and break them apart, Doug Dillinger is finally able to restore order and separate the two men from fighting. The commentators of course sell the big match for Souled Out, but also focus on the intensity and aggression of Goldberg, Schiavone acting like it is something he has never seen before… and it’s all because Goldberg has been robbed and ridiculed by the New World Order!

Winner: Goldberg at 1:14 [65%]

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David Flair: Future Horsemen. Don’t Make Me Do It You Fuckers
We have had enough of Mean Gene tonight, and the live audience deserves to suffer just like the viewing audience, and that is why Tony Schiavone is in the ring for this next segment. He hypes the tag team match for Souled Out between Ric and David Flair versus Curt Hennig & Barry Windham, and after reminding fans that this will be young David’s first ever professional match, has the production team play a montage of David Flair in training. It’s not the young Flair earning his chops at the Power Plant, but instead, getting chopped and stretched by the Four Horsemen members Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko… all while Arn Anderson barks out orders like a coach! Flair hitting actual wrestling moves are shown too, and they are clearly very good moves, the best moves, believe me! Schiavone then welcomes David Flair, Chris Benoit, and Dean Malenko to the ring, all three men coming out dressed in gym shorts and tank tops, looking sweaty and making it clear that they were in the back training in a non-ring capacity as well (yay continuity from earlier!).

Schiavone asks the three about David’s training for Souled Out, with Flair totally jumping a question by answering the question about his training by telling Schiavone he isn’t nervous about this Sunday. Like a deer in the headlights, David says he has Flair blood so the Nature Boy flows through him, and getting the crap kicked out of him by two of the best wrestlers in WCW will only make him stronger for anything Curt Hennig and Barry Windham do to him. He even sends a warning shot, after Schiavone brings up their earlier claims about sending David to the hospital, that Hennig and Windham should be more worried about ending up in the hospital themselves, “when my dad and I break both of your kneecaps!”

The two veterans come out from the back to join the fracas, interrupting David’s mic time (thankfully). Windham just has a laugh at David’s bravado, while Hennig says how it’s just so cute that a 19-year old with 19 days of training in him, with two guys who just wish they could be real Horsemen like he and Barry were, can stand out here and so confidently flap his gums like he knows something about “our sport.” Barry Windham points out how there is a reason that the two of them aren’t Four Horsemen anymore, and it’s because they outgrew living in Ric Flair’s shadows. Windham says that David’s Daddy is only relevant because of all these idiots who worship him, and because no one has dared to yet do what needs to be done… “and put your Dad exactly where we’re going to put the both of you: in the hospital!”

Hennig points out how Eric Bischoff came oh so close to having Ric Flair out of everyone’s lives forever, and while Hennig is confident Eric would finish the job if he got the chance again… he regrets to inform The Bisch that he’ll never have that chance, ‘cause he and Barry are gonna do it instead! Hennig tells the men in the ring that having a few Horsemen wannabes ain’t gonna change a thing, just like Ric Flair being President for a few months ain’t gonna change a thing in this company. Windham promises David that his wrestling career will be just one match, but at least he’ll have the nice moment to know that his last match, and his Daddy’s last match… are gonna be one in the same. As Windham and Hennig chuckle and taunt David and the Horsemen, the faces in the ring are left to intensely stare down the rivals of The Flairs, David doing his best to try to act like he knows how to emote anything even resembling anger and focus. [80%]

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Scott Steiner & The Outsiders (w/Buff Bagwell & Lex Luger) vs. Konnan, Kidman, & Rey Mysterio Jr.
The commentators spend a fair amount of time discussing the obvious about this match: Konnan wasn’t included in the nWo Elite, and after a week of silence, came out last week to stand with Mysterio and Kidman against The Wolfpac after attacking anyone affiliated with the Latino World Order. We haven’t heard a word from Konnan yet, but Schiavone does confirm one thing, courtesy of Ric Flair: we will see former Wolfpac members collide at Souled Out as Lex Luger will get his match he’s asked for against K-Dawg!

While K-Dawg is proud to be Raza and stand alongside Mysterio and Rey-Rey’s gringo friend, the three are clearly outmatched in this contest. The cruiserweights provide some spirited high flying and determination early to try and stun the three big men, and while it is effective to some degree, the vast majority of this match is Mysterio, about the size of one of Big Sexy’s big sexy legs, being absolutely rag dolled nonstop by the three nWo members. There is nonstop resiliency from Mysterio, even getting some great false hope spots by surprising a Wolfpac man with a sudden display of agility, but the teamwork of the New World Order is succinct, constantly preventing Mysterio from making the hot tag he needs so badly. However, he won’t be denied forever, and after surprising Nash by flinging himself out of the Jackknife attempt, he staggers Nash long enough with the Pop-Up Dropkick (shh, don’t worry that the Pop-Up phrase wasn’t used back then, you visualize it!) to make the hot tag to K-Dawg!

Konnan explodes into the ring with a ball of fire (kind of, he first has to pull his pants up), knocking down every nWo-ite he can get his hands on. Hall and Big Poppa Pump get the brunt of his big right hands and rolling clotheslines (because Big Sexy ain’t looking weak again!), K-Dawg more than ready to be rowdy rowdy and bowdy bowdy against a group he said wasn’t for life, but forever, only for them to tell him otherwise. When the numbers start to get up against him though, in comes the help of the Cruiserweight Champion, taking out Scott Hall with a Springboard Hurricanrana! Mysterio is able to get Steiner knocked out of the ring with a Head Scissors, and Kidman then hits a Tope Con Hilo to the TV Champion to continue to show the cruiserweights just might be able to hang with the big boys. You know, until The Total Package then completely blindsides Kidman with a Running Forearm to the back of the head, and then tosses him hard into the ring stairs! That helps The Outsiders regain control in the ring, as Nash intercepts the legal again Mysterio’s Springboard Cross Body, lawn darting him right at Konnan! Hall clotheslines Konnan out of the ring, allowing Big Sexy to finish the job on Mysterio with the Jackknife Powerbomb.

Because this is WCW and the nWo reigns supreme, we of course get ridiculous post-match shenanigans to make sure you’re all aware of just who is in da house and runs this place. The Bad Guy makes sure that any heat he lost by taking offense he gets back by picking Mysterio up after the match and sending him to the outside mats next to Kidman… with a freaking Running Outsider’s Edge over the ropes to the outside!

Big Poppa Pump cheap shots Konnan has he tries to recover on the outside as well, slamming him off the apron and getting him back into the ring. Big Sexy drops Konnan on his head with a Jackknife Powerbomb, making sure that Thunder ends with a good old fashioned nWo circle jerk: Konnan gets tagged with the initials in red spray paint by Lex Luger, giving a clear indication of how The Elite expects that match to go on Sunday. Schiavone, Tenay, and Zbyszko do a shill job in the final moments for the PPV - Hogan vs. Giant, Goldberg vs. Bigelow, Ric Flair and David Flair vs. Barry Windham and Curt Hennig! - and to be sure to call your local pay per view provider!

Winner: The nWo Elite at 9:36 [80%]



Current Souled Out Card:
WCW World Heavyweight Title: Hollywood Hogan © vs. The Giant
WCW Cruiserweight Title: Kidman © vs. Juventud Guerrera vs. Psychosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
Barry Windham & Curt Hennig vs. Ric & David Flair
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Goldberg
I Quit Match: Chris Jericho vs. Perry Saturn
Konnan vs. Lex Luger
Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Norman Smiley


 

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WCW Saturday Night
January 16, 2019
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Alright you children and pre-teens with nothing better to do on a Saturday at 6 o clock, it’s time to sit down in front of your awkwardly gigantic big tube TV in its wooden stand, listen to Scott Hudson and ‘The Living Legend’ Larry Zbyszko, and enjoy all of the action with the live studio audience for the always taped Saturday Night! We have a great show like always - scouts honor! - because we have men like Disco Inferno, Bobby Duncum Jr., and Wrath in action… plus Chris Benoit and the New World Order (Black & White, but shhh, think it’s the A-Squad you stupid children!). Plus, Souled Out is tomorrow, so hype train time bay-BEE!

Disco Inferno def. Lizmark Jr.
You know the deal, we get hype videos, recap videos, vignettes, and all that filler before a match! First up tonight: let’s talk about Booker T versus Hugh Morrus, happening tomorrow night! Morrus returned at the start of the year with a new look, and he hasn’t lost since! Booker T is on a hot streak as well, so Morrus and Jimmy Hart want to make Booker the next victory for the big man, but that match will be no laughing matter! As for the match itself, well, Disco does a lot of his disco dancing and attempts to get the crowd to love him. They don’t. He does just enough to show his ass and sell for the Ultimo Dragon prodigy, but still put him away convincingly, winning with the Chartbuster (Stunner). [69%]

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Kaz Hayashi def. Johnny Swinger
There’s plenty to focus on for tomorrow’s Souled Out, but Hudson isn’t sure if there’s any bigger than the obvious one: Hollywood Hogan versus The Giant for the Heavyweight Championship of the World! From The Giant making his debut against Hogan at Halloween Havoc 95, Hogan beating The Giant to win the World Title at Hog Wild 96 to truly kick start the almost vice like grip the nWo has had over the Big Gold Belt, to The Giant’s alignment with Hogan in the nWo for much of the last two and a half years, to the present: of The Giant’s mistake buying Savage’s presumed alliance allowing Ric Flair to beat Eric Bischoff to win the WCW Presidency, the nWo Elite blaming Giant for that moment, and The Giant deciding that he was no bodyguard for Hogan and the nWo, defecting back to WCW!

This match features the normally jobber-like Hayashi finally get some fun offense and victory in a match against the actual jobber Swinger. Hayashi gets great hang time on his finish, hitting a Shiranui variation that in a few years will be called the Sliced Bread #2. [60%]

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Brian Adams & Scott Norton (w/Vincent) def. Brad & Scott Armstrong (w/Steve Armstrong)
See, it’s the nWo! We weren’t lying, kids! But hey, before we get to the B-Goons of the Black and White, it’s time to focus on the feud everyone is dying to know about: Chavo Guerrero Jr. versus Norman Smiley! Norman ‘Call Me’ Smy-Lay has a new found attitude, yet crowd pleasing dance with that sensual Smack My Bitch Up pretend to slap dat a** d*ggiestyle, and he’s been a real jerk to Chavo and his horse head on a stick, Pepe. Get ready for a true WCW-style ridiculous gimmick match added spur of the moment tomorrow night!

The match serves as a vehicle to try and keep the Black and White squad looking like menaces, that way they look like capable security thugs for the Wolfpac whenever Szumi decides to have some easy guys to get run over by a foe to The Elite. Adams and Norton do just that, the big men running roughshod over the poor veteran jobbers. Stereo Powerbombs give the duo the relatively easy victory, with Steve Armstrong getting attacked by Vincent from behind after the match, allowing Stevie Ray to do a run in as well, dropping the third Armstrong with his Slapjack (Pedigree). B-Squad gonna rock a C-Show! [61%]

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Rowdy Rowdy & Bowdy Bowdy On A Saturday Evening!
We all know ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund in our life, and that’s why we get a ringside interview with a man who we’ve been looking to hear from this year, Konnan. The first thing we are treated to, of course, is the Catchphrases of Doom by Konnan, and then we get far too much talk about Konnan’s upcoming rap video. We finally then get Okerlund to ask the hard ball questions he’s always touting he’s about, wanting to know if Konnan knew anything about this nWo Elite formation twelve days ago on Nitro and decided he wanted nothing to do with it, or if he was in the dark. K-Dawg reveals that he had no clue what was going down, but if he did, he would’ve wanted no parts anyways, ya feel him, homie? Okerlund talks about how when Scott Steiner spent the last month seemingly trying to recruit Lex Luger to leave The Wolfpack and join nWo Hollywood, it was Konnan who stuck up for The Total Package. So how does he feel now having Luger stab Konnan in the back by linking up with Steiner in this new Wolfpac? An irate Konnan says that Lex Luger ain’t no Total Package ‘cause you gotta have a heart and guts to have that name, n’ he clearly ain’t got neither of the two.

Okerlund asks about the nWo targeting the lWo, especially Rey Mysterio Jr. for refusing to drop the lWo colors, which just draws more passion from K-Dawg. Konnan spits that he’s got nothin’ but love for Rey-Rey and all the Luchadores. It ain’t no secret he’s played a big role in gettin’ them Raza boys the chance to shine in Dubya-See-Dubya, and he will always look out for his vatos. He ain’t gonna stand for Luger or any of these pendejos bullyin’ the Luchadores, but first, he’s got business to settle with just Lex Luger and only Lex Luger at Souled Out. Konnan claims he was the heart of The Wolfpac, n’ now that he don’t roll with them no mo’, he’s gonna expose Lex Luger for the heartless bastard that he truly is! [76%]

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Bobby Duncum Jr. def. Greg Valentine
The ‘rookie’ cowboy continues to get his chance to impress tonight, but not before we get them recap videos! We got the feud of Chris Jericho versus Perry Saturn to examine, with The Paragon of Virtue constantly one upping Saturn because the crooked referee Scott Dickenson. But! As we saw on Thunder, President Ric Flair has put an end to Dickenson’s crooked officiating, and now Saturn and Jericho will meet to settle their issues in an I Quit match! As for the contest itself, it is very much an old school feel to it with Valentine very much a veteran and Duncum a throwback to that same era Valentine originates from. The Hammer uses every old trick in the book to try and stall Duncum’s momentum and/or get ahead with some cheap chicanery, but the cowboy ain’t to be denied tonight. Instead, he intercepts Valentine with a Big Boot, giving him the momentum he needs to then pick up the victory with his Full Nelson Front Face Buster. [60%]

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Wrath def. Jim Powers
C’mon, it’s a 6’7” near 300 pounder getting a lot of squash wins, and the other is a guy you probably never heard of. It’s the Meltdown pumphandle powerslam for the victory inside of three minutes. Goldberg and Bam Bam Bigelow’s recap video lasts longer than the match, and why not!? We see Bigelow trying to fight Goldberg dating all the way back to World War 3 in November, and the two men having multiple scuffles and physical encounters since then, but never the one thing that The Beast For The East has stated is why he’s here in WCW: a one-on-one match to beat Da Man. And now tomorrow, he gets his chance to show up Goldberg! [51%]

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Chris Benoit gives us an addition to Souled Out
Before his main event match, The Crippler is given an interview in the ring with Mean Gene. I know, right!? Okerlund mainly talks up the Four Horsemen and everything going on there - Ric Flair’s match with his son David tomorrow against Barry Windham and Curt Hennig, Benoit and Dean Malenko training David for the match, Malenko’s recovery from his ankle injury, and then finally, something about The Crippler himself. Benoit says that in his breaks from training David Flair, there is something he made sure The Nature Boy became aware of: Scott Steiner has not been defending the Television Title near enough since winning it. With Okerlund reminding us all that the TV Title is to be defended at least once a week on one of Nitro, Thunder, or Saturday Night, Benoit also reminds us that as a former TV Champion, he knows all about the stipulations of the Belt… which is why tomorrow, Steiner is going to have to defend the TV Title, and he’s going to have to lose it too because his opponent is none other than Chris Benoit! Benoit sends a clear warning to Big Poppa Pump that he can have all the muscles in the world, but that just means it’s more muscles for him to stretch and tear before he does what everyone else does against Benoit: tap out. [83%]

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Chris Benoit def. Alex Wright
The final recap video, of course, ties in with Benoit as it is all about The Nature Boy, Benoit’s leader in the Four Horsemen. We get moments of the Horsemen when Windham and Hennig were one-time members, and then Hennig betraying Flair at Fall Brawl 1997, Windham being welcomed back to WCW two months ago by Flair only to betray him and help Bischoff, and Hennig then helping Bischoff defeat Flair at Starrcade. Clips of the two promising to send David Flair to the hospital are shown as well, after we see David wanting to partner with his father against the two out at Souled Out.

Benoit and the German have a very technical affair, showcasing an extreme amount of varying submissions, mat wrestling, and back-and-forth chain wrestling sequences and counters. It’s a different kind of contest that fans might normally see, but it’s still quite the decent affair. However, the former Das Wunderkind has lost all kinds of momentum in WCW, and it is with that reason that he ends up giving Benoit the resounding submission victory with the Crippler Crossface, perhaps foreshadowing the future of Scott Steiner now heading into Souled Out. As Benoit celebrates his victory with the fans at ringside to end the show, Hudson and Zbyszko do that final shill for Souled Out. Have your parents call your local PPV provider, kids! [72%]


Final Card for WCW/nWo Souled Out!
WCW World Heavyweight Championship: Hollywood Hogan © vs. The Giant
WCW World Television Championship: Scott Steiner © vs. Chris Benoit
WCW Cruiserweight Championship: Kidman © vs. Juventud Guerrera vs. Psychosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
Barry Windham & Curt Hennig vs. David & Ric Flair
Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Goldberg
I Quit: Chris Jericho vs. Perry Saturn
Konnan vs. Lex Luger
Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Norman Smiley
Booker T vs. Hugh Morrus
 

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WCW Souled Out
Charleston, West Virginia
January 17, 1999
[77%]


We get all of the fireworks and ballyhoo of WCW on Pay Per View, and get ready for a fun one, folks - it's the first PPV of the new year! 'The Voice of WCW' Tony Schiavone is your lead man tonight, but he's got Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan and 'The Professor' Mike Tenay in the broadcast booth to help him call all of the action, and we have action! 3 Titles on the line, including The Giant trying to bring the World Heavyweight Title back to World Championship Wrestling and right the wrongs of Hollywood Hogan and this Elite New World Order that is The Wolfpac; Goldberg and Bam Bam Bigelow finally settling their two month long score; and David Flair debuts to team up with his father in The Nature Boy’s quest for revenge against Barry Windham and Curt Hennig! And even better, wrestling fans: Souled Out is now exclusively a WCW produced event! The opening commentary talk focuses on how Souled Out first came about two years ago as an event created and run by the New World Order, but finally, the third time's a charm because Ric Flair has made sure that tonight’s event is only World Championship Wrestling in charge! Okay, now that so much is time is wasted by the talking head, let’s get to the curtain jerkers and vanilla midgets!

WCW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE: Kidman © vs. Jushin Liger vs. Psychosis vs. Rey Mysterio Jr.
Jushin Thunder Liger?? There is absolutely no reference to why there is a change from the original card outside of The Professor explaining that the IWGP Jr. Heavyweight is a late replacement for the match and his title is not on the line tonight, only Kidman’s Cruiserweight Title. Spoiler alert: Juventud Guerrera decided to enter rehab for the white nose candy! However, that doesn’t stop from an absolute barn burner of a match, going spot to spot with no rhyme or reason from the rip. These four men fly throughout the ring with jumps, slingshots, springboards, and amazing counters, not even play-by-play specialist Mike Tenay able to keep up with the action! Each man vies for an early win with some unique roll ups and pinning combinations, but the best spot, of course, comes through the air. Jushin Liger catches a running Psychosis with a release Hip Toss that sends the masked Luchadore over the ropes to the outside, but Mysterio then knocks Liger through the ropes as well with a running Dropkick! With the two men getting up to their feet on the outside, Mysterio goes for the spot… Tiger Feint! Mysterio swings through the ropes to fake them out, but by staying in the ropes facing the two, it’s a beautiful disguise and image as Kidman flies over top of him… TOPE CON HILO!

Kidman’s somersault senton, flying over Mysterio along the way, is successful in taking out the two men on the outside, and Mysterio then joins the party seconds later - Slingshot from the ring to the second rope on the outside, and springboard from second rope to third rope and ASAI MOONSAULT! The action stays like that throughout, with the action mixing and matching from inside the ring to outside the ring, and both at the same time. It means we get fun moments like Kidman dropping Psychosis on the guardrail with a modified release Gourdbuster, and then dropping him with a running Cannonball onto him, as well as Jushin Liger breaking up a Mysterio pin on Kidman with a Slingshot Senton, landing right on both men! As the action picks up towards the end, it kicks off even more when Psychosis tries to hit a Quesadora Stunner, but Liger blocks, catches him, and tosses him into the air… where the masked-horned Luchadore lands on top of Mysterio, but hits him with a Hurricanrana! It’s right into a pin, but broken up by a running Basement Dropkick from Kidman! Kidman gets up, only for Liger to land a kick and hoist him up in the air… RUNNING LIGER BOMB…

...but of course you can’t Powerbomb Kidman! The Cruiserweight Champion back flips out of the air, landing on his feet, so the Jr. Heavyweight Champion knocks him through the ropes with a beautiful dropkick! Psychosis ends up eating the Liger Bomb moments later, but as Liger tries to get off his knees and go for a Jackknife cover, it’s Rey Mysterio running like the wind, spiking Liger’s head off of Psychosis’ gut with a Hurricanrana Driver! That has both men down, so Mysterio heads to the apron, waits for Liger to get back up - SPRINGBOARD HURRICANRANA!

Mysterio drills Liger with a beautiful snapping ‘Rana, but as he is hitting that and going for the cover, Kidman is recovered and also flies from the top – SHOOTING STAR PRESS to Psychosis! There’s only one cover Charles Robinson can make, and he makes the count… ONE! TWO! THREE! Robinson made the count for the Champion, and even though Mysterio probably had Liger down for the count too, Kidman retains the Championship! The crowd, or at least the ones that care, are clearly confused in the aftermath of what is going on, and so are Heenan and Schiavone too, but it is all made clear as Robinson raises Kidman’s arm in the air, the exhausted Champion happy to receive his Title Belt back into his grasp. However, Kidman makes it a point to recognize Mysterio almost had the victory too, and the two men shake hands and hug in respect to one another for another match that showed either man could easily be Champion.

Winner: Kidman at 13:51 to retain the WCW Cruiserweight Championship [76%]




Booker T vs. Hugh Morrus (w/Jimmy Hart)
Tony Schiavone makes sure to do his job to tell the story of how both of these men have enjoyed a great start to 1999 so far, picking up wins in all their matches, and both wanting to now get their first PPV win of the year to boost them up the rankings and into a title shot contention. The newly returned Morrus dominates the match early with his big size incredibly effective in manhandling the energetic Harlem native. Morrus rag dolls Booker to the canvas and into the corner, utilizing the corner as his favorite place to target Booker and rough him up with repeated blows. However, Booker fights his way back into the contest by avoiding a running Avalanche, Morrus running sternum first into the turnbuckles and allowing Book to score an awkward/innovative (you pick) Leaping Clothesline Neckbreaker type maneuver where he’s really just hitting a clothesline, but takes him down to the canvas with it so it’s like a modified neckbreaker. As you were.

Booker uses his amazing athleticism to keep him in the match, mixing great agility with acrobatic kicks and surprising strength to lift the big man up when he needs to. The two men go back and forth throughout the contest, Morrus continuing to use that great size of his to good effect, but also showing how athletic he is as well, impressing at one point by capping a series of charges between the two by leap frogging over Booker, and then catching him on the turn with a running Cross Body! Morrus looks to use that athleticism again as the match drags onwards, but his No Laughing Matter moonsault this time causes only issues with the diaphragm as he finds the canvas! Gasping for air, Morrus tries to pull himself up to his feet, but he just puts himself in prime position for the Harlem Axe Kick! The scissors kick by Booker T connects, and it means that in a hard fought battle, it is Booker T who is laughing his way to yet another victory in 1999!

Winner: Booker T at 9:12 [73%]




WCW’s Just Making This Shit Up As They Go!
WCW, not me, for the record, are making this up as they go. *cough*. We are in the entrance aisle where ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund welcomes us all to the show and hypes up the crowd a bit in addition to running down some of the big matches still to come. However, Mean Gene wants to get to something he knows he and many other people want to see tonight - what does the current President of WCW have in mind for the temporarily out of office Eric Bischoff!? With an introduction that only Mean Gene can provide, ‘The Nature Boy’ Ric Flair comes out to join Okerlund in the entrance aisle, already dressed to wrestle in his immaculate sequined robe. Flair, of course, goes through the usual spiel with Okerlund, grinning and in a great mood for this interview ahead of his tag team match later on in the card. Mean Gene asks Flair what everyone is dying to know: where is Eric Bischoff and what is Flair’s plan for him?

A grinning Flair has an answer for Okerlund, answering that he is making sure that Easy E is put to good use tonight, and he’s been doing so since the show even came on the air! A quizzitive Okerlund is dying to know just what that means, and a laughing Flair obliges, telling everyone to feast their eyes on the Turner Vision above the stage… where a completely miserable looking Bischoff is standing in a concession stand, decked in an apron and cap, shoveling popcorn into containers for sale! There is laughter between Okerlund and Flair, while shots are picked up of several members of the West Virginia crowd enjoying the misery of Bischoff as well.

Okerlund wants to know how Flair has gotten Bischoff to comply with this humiliating order when he didn’t really do anything on the commentary table two weeks ago, and Flair explains that this time he had the answer ready: Bischoff knows that if he wants to make sure his precious Hollywood Hogan isn’t forced into defending that World Heavyweight Title night in and night out, and have the lives of The Wolfpac made to even more of a living hell than Flair intends to make them, he will do as he is told! Flair also promises Okerlund that tonight is just the beginning for some of the things he has in mind for Bischoff, and that tomorrow night, he will be delivering a State of the Union address… and he’s got something special in mind for Bischoff then too, “so you better hold off on the popcorn for a few minutes tomorrow night, fat boy, ‘cause YOUR BOSS… has got A WHOLE LOT TO SAY! WOOO!” Okerlund then wishes Flair the best of luck in his match tonight, as we get another great shot of an embarrassed Bischoff being forced to fill up some large sodas and hand them over to several paying customers.




WCW TELEVISION TITLE: Scott Steiner © (w/Buff Bagwell) vs. Chris Benoit (w/Mongo McMichael)
With Dean Malenko still struggling to recover from his ankle injury he sustained at a house show at the turn of the year, there is only one man left to be in The Crippler’s corner tonight to counter the presence of The Stuff and his obnoxious antics. This match is a complete late addition to the card, but we get some storyline logic from the commentators as they discuss that the Television Title should be defended weekly on WCW programming and since Big Poppa Pump has been able to drop under the radar lately with President Flair’s forcibly so occupied with not only the nWo Elite but his tag team match against Curt Hennig and Barry Windham, we have seen this match added late to the card to make sure Scott Steiner is not able to keep sneaking his way without title defenses. The collegiate wrestling career of Steiner is put to the test by The Crippler in this match as Benoit tries to grapple the TV Champion with chain and mat wrestling, working his game as he wants to do. However, he finds out that somewhere deep inside of those steroid-induced muscles of his is still a man who can actually wrestle. While Steiner doesn’t match Benoit move-for-move with the mat game, Steiner still finds enough to keep Benoit from wrestling circles around him, keeping himself in the match.

The grappling eventually leads way to the two men deciding to just stiff the living hell out of each other instead, Benoit and Steiner using crisp right hands, skin-ripping chops, and blood bringing forearm and side elbow strikes. Benoit finds his nose bursting with blood halfway through the match thanks to a Steiner forearm strike, while the Champion gets his receipt with a bruising cheekbone with a pointed back elbow right under his right eye. Even with the match spilling to the outside and having a brawl that almost spills into the crowd at one point (stopping short with Steiner just dropping Benoit throat first off the guardrail with a Gorilla Press Drop), Bagwell and Mongo keep their place in their respective corners instead as cheerleader (Buff) and coach (Mongo), letting the nWo and Horsemen fight out their war. Big Poppa Pump, usually a man of such pomp and circumstance in any match, finds himself becoming less and less arrogant as the contest goes, having to stay alert twice to avoid Benoit from pulling him down into the Crippler Crossface, the second time Benoit actually able to pull Steiner down to the canvas only for the Champion to use his free arm to just goozle The Crippler right in that bloody nose with a hard right.

Both men go for their patented suplexes to try and find the opening needed for a win, Benoit pulling off a series of Rolling German Suplexes as well as a Release German later on, while Big Poppa Pump hits both an Overhead and Spinning Belly-to-Belly Suplex. However, that still can’t put either man away, forcing each man to take their game to a higher level. Benoit uses a Northern Lights Suplex to keep Steiner down and give him time to head up top for the SWANDIVE HEADBUTT… but Steiner rolls out of the way! Big Poppa Pump hoists Benoit onto the top turnbuckle and after clubbing him with some shots climbs up to the second turnbuckle for the FRANKENSTEINER! Benoit blocks it, shoves Steiner to the canvas… and follows up with a Missile Dropkick! It’s a cover by Benoit, but a shoulder up prevents the new Champion!

That turns the tides heavily in Benoit’s favor though, and that means only one thing can happen: Buff Bagwell. The Stuff, fearing for his boy’s chances, enters the ring to attack Benoit and force the disqualification, but he gets intercepted by a HUGE running Football Tackle from Mongo! The Four Horseman ain’t letting his partner’s title chances get wasted here tonight, and he follows Bagwell out of the ring and starts putting a beating on The Stuff, completely drawing the attention of referee Johnny Boone away from the match.

That means that it’s typical nWo bullshit as Scott Norton of the Black and White appears out of nowhere, blindsiding Benoit and dropping him right on his neck with a Powerbomb! The B&W Security Team doing its job tonight, apparently! Norton purposely drops Benoit more on his neck than his back with the Powerbomb, so that way when Steiner uses the interference to help trap Benoit in the center of the ring with the Steiner Recliner, not even a man as tenacious and resilient as Chris Benoit can withstand the torque and pain on his neck. Benoit puts up a heck of a fight in the submission, but even he has no choice but to tap out, giving the New World Order first blood tonight. Steiner celebrates big time, knowing that he just won an absolute war tonight, despite the help given to him by both Bagwell and Norton.

Winner: Scott Steiner at 12:21 to retain the WCW World Television Championship [83%]




PEPE ON A POLE MATCH: Chavo Guerrero Jr. vs. Norman Smiley
What’s that, a completely unadvertised and completely ridiculous added gimmick stipulation to this match?? You betcha, WCW fans!

These two men, to be fair, have been feuding mainly over Pepe, the horsehead on a stick who is Chavo’s friend seeing as Chavito has gone a little loco over the last year, and that is why we have poor Pepe hung up on a pole in the corner. David Penzer announces that this match will not end with any pin falls, but that it will end when one wrestler retrieves Pepe from the pole, and the man who gets Pepe, KEEPS Pepe! It’s riveting stuff, folks. With the sudden and abrupt stipulation happening, it for one throws the fans off, who were not expecting such silliness.

It also throws Chavo off, who spends much of his match crying out in anguish at how far Pepe is from him, shouting out to Pepe if he is okay and the like, and of course the best, “Daddy’s coming for you, Pepe!” The problem, besides that this is a farce, is that Chavo is so preoccupied with Pepe being in harm’s way that he keeps forgetting it is his job to try and actually get Pepe from off the pole in the corner, as Smiley continually is able to attack the mentally and physically distracted Guerrero. We do at least get a zinger from Heenan, who remarks that at times he’s left to wonder if Chavo has a romantic interest in Pepe, adding that he’s been to Tijuana, and it’s supposed to be a donkey, not a horse that humans have relationships with.

When Chavo finally does down Smiley long enough to make his first significant attempt to rescue Pepe, Chavito takes too long trying to counsel the apparently in crisis Pepe as he climbs up the turnbuckles and tries to free Pepe. It allows Smiley to sneak up behind Guerrero, pull his feet out from under him so he crashes face first to the canvas, and then incapacitate Chavo with the Norman Conquest!

The Crossface Chickenwing puts Guerrero down long enough for Smiley to get Pepe from the pole, meaning he is both the winner, and the new owner of Pepe! As he’s done already, Smiley straddles Pepe’s stick and does the Big Wiggle Smack My Bitch Up dance… and then blasts Chavo in the face with Pepe! Black Magic leaves with Pepe afterwards, The Brain thankfully not adding any more zingers to the mix. We do get a fun interlude after the match though of Eric Bischoff, the failed comedy continuing as we see Bischoff trying to fill up a cheese cup for an order of nachos… but dropping the plastic container of nachos in the process, distracting him and causing him to then spill the cheese cup all over his front! And if it wasn’t bad enough for Easy E, he is forced to just take the ensuing verbal tirade from his teenage boss for making a mess!

Winner: Norman Smiley at 6:16 [61%]




Konnan vs. Lex Luger
We haven’t been given to much build to this match up, but fans of the product know very little is needed for this one: Lex Luger has long been known as a man with flimsy allegiances, but that didn’t stop Konnan from having The Total Package’s back and riding for him when nWo Hollywood tried to recruit from from The Wolfpac. So now that we have the nWo Elite in the Wolfpac and Luger is on board with them instead of trying to continue to fight alongside K-Dawg. And with The Wolfpac targeting the Luchadores because of the Latino World Order, it has only added fuel to Konnan’s fire to get payback on The Total Package.

Konnan comes out with absolute vigor because of it, throwing hands and feet at Luger from the get go, his fiery offense far too much for Luger to handle early on, causing Package to retreat to the outside and resort to stalling tactics instead. Konnan’s nonstop impassioned offense tonight though, meaning Luger is only able to get the upper hand by having to resort to the nefarious, poking Konnan in the eye and then sweeping his leg with a trip to end the furious rights and lefts planted on him.

The Total Package doesn’t even have the poise to start his many repeated poses when he finally gets some offense in, still reeling from onslaught by Konnan. Obviously, considering the two men in the ring, this is an absolute punch-heavy affair, both men using their charisma and crowd interactions to sell the story than, you know, actual wrestling. While Luger is finally able to control things once he survives that early flurry, Konnan’s heart and determination to kick Luger’s ass sees him push through The Total Package’s offense then as well, blocking the attempts for the Human Torture Rack, and make a comeback. Konnan gets Luger on dream street with a series of Rolling Clotheslines, but when he goes for the 187 DDT, Luger drives Konnan into the corner turnbuckles… and catches him with the Running Forearm right afterwards! Because this is WCW, and this is Lex Luger, so that means the Torture Rack then follows, and Luger keeps racking him until even a man as passionate as Konnan is forced to eventually tap out to prevent his back breaking, saving his career tonight so he can get payback another night.

Winner: Lex Luger at 7:23 [79%]




I QUIT MATCH: Chris Jericho (w/Ralphus) vs. Perry Saturn
Mike Tenay is quick to immediately point out that President Flair has, either unintentionally or with a point to prove, assigned referee Scott Dickenson to this match, meaning much of the speculation throughout this match is on whether or not Dickenson will again be in Jericho’s pocket, or if what Flair said on Thursday Thunder will hold true. While WCW is totally not running this match to counter the I Quit match that will be taking next week at the Royal Rumble between The Rock and Mankind, this match starts out as anything but the kind of hardcore the WWF will put on. Instead, it’s Saturn and Jericho wrestling a significant amount of chain and mat wrestling, the two men starting the match of incredibly slow, with the talking heads treating this match as a Submission Match, reminding that the only way this match ends is when one man decides that he is going to submit and quit to the other. The Paragon of Virtue and The Gargoyle try to work in several early submissions and stretches on the other, but it’s nothing doing.

Jericho doesn’t try to score favor with Dickenson early on in the contest, but he certainly starts running once Saturn starts manhandling the brash Canadian with his vicious suplex variations, The Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla running behind Ralphus after a Gargoyle (head and arm trapped) Suplex, just rag dolling Jericho over his head. The Goofus can’t stop Saturn though, and instead, Saturn starts using the outside elements to his favor, whipping Jericho into the security guardrail and apron. However, Jericho scurries back into the ring the first chance he gets, and then catches Saturn coming back in with stomps to the back of the head. Jericho again goes back to the submission route as he starts working over Saturn’s back, trying to work the angle for the Lion Tamer. It’s still very much offense from Jericho that shows he is fighting a Submission Match and not anything hardcore like some fans might be clamoring for, and as Saturn fights his way back into the contest, he also keeps the action in the ring as they try to work over each other.

The action picks up despite staying in the ring, Jericho hitting a Running Back Elbow into the corner and Running One Handed Bulldog combination, but his ensuing Surfboard submission (the old school one, just digging a foot into the back of the prone Saturn and pulling his arms backwards) can’t get the job done. Jericho goes for his Powerbomb specialty, but Saturn shows that despite having his back targeted, he is able to show incredible strength by deadlifting Jericho off his feet and onto his back & shoulders, and spiking him on his head with a move that will be soon called the Air Raid Crash! Saturn again starts to pick up the pace, dropping Jericho with a beautiful Release German that flips Jericho 270 degrees on his stomach! He then locks in the Rings of Saturn moments later, and the crowd is waiting for that tap out for Jericho! His hair even more askew than normal, his face littered with tears, Jericho screams in pain at the submission, the match seemingly over… but Jericho rolls over on top of Saturn, spinning his way free!

Jericho is struggling, but as he gets out of the submission, Saturn charges right to Jericho, and he counters with a double leg, and gets him into the LION TAMER! Jericho locks on the submission, and while Saturn isn’t tapping out, Jericho is already celebrating with the move locked in - he’ thinks Dickenson is going to award him the match! Jericho only keeps the Lion Tamer locked in for ten seconds, releases it, and starts celebrating, jumping for joy obnoxiously. There’s confusion all around, and it isn’t until several moments later that Jericho turns and realizes the bell hasn’t rung, Dickenson hasn’t raised his arm… and the referee isn’t trying to either! Dickenson tells Jericho Saturn didn’t tap out, and worst of all for Jericho, Dickenson says he’s not cheating! Jericho starts whining and crying in the temper tantrum like only he can throw… he’s going to have to beat Saturn all on his own! And by the time Jericho stops screaming at the conspiracy against him, he turns right into a refreshed Perry Saturn – DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!

Saturn is finally able to get his fair fight against Jericho, and he starts doing exactly what he wants to do to Jericho… and it involves a steel chair! Jericho begs for forgiveness from his hands and knees as Saturn lines him up with a chair shot - but he never thinks to utter the words “I Quit” - so Saturn absolutely PLASTERS him with a chair to the skull! Jericho is dropped cold, but Saturn keeps the war going by taking the match to the outside, and continuing to use that chair to Jericho, this time striking him in the back over and over again as the two men traverse up the entrance aisle towards the stage! Throughout the whole process, Jericho screams that this isn’t a Death Match to Dickenson, and that Saturn is trying to kill him… but the referee works for Ric Flair, and he’s not stopping this!

With both men on the stage now, Saturn stabs the chair into Jericho’s gut… and then bends the chair over Jericho’s skulls again! Jericho is busted wide open! The crowd is loving seeing Jericho get absolutely manhandled and brutalized by Perry Saturn, and Saturn takes Jericho the edge of the stage, and hoists him up onto his shoulders for another DVD. It’s finally at this point, with his life apparently in jeopardy, that Jericho screams bloody murder, ”I QUIT! I QUIT! Please God! Have mercy! I Quit! He’s gonna kill me!” If you think that’s going to stop Saturn now though… DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OFF THE STAGE… THROUGH TABLES BELOW! Perry Saturn already had the match won, but it wasn’t about just winning for Saturn, it was about making Chris Jericho suffer for the BS games he was playing, and boy has Saturn gotten his payback tonight! When he gets a fair fight, there aren’t many better than Perry Saturn!

Winner: Perry Saturn at 19:13 [86%]




Barry Windham & Curt Hennig vs. Ric Flair & David Flair (w/Arn Anderson)
Listen, this match was made before the Fingerpoke, it’s not my fault~! David Flair comes down in a matching blue and silver sequined robe just like his father, but despite getting to dress like a Nature Boy, we’re all well aware that he is not a Nature Boy. I know, I know, we got a whole big segment on Thunder to act like David is going to be great, but he’s ass, and it’s why it is Ric who spends the vast majority of the match in the ring. Schiavone does a great job to actually sell how The President is in the ring so much because he wants to protect his son from being put in harm’s way, especially considering all of the threats of Hennig and Windham to put the 19-year old in the hospital.

That means despite all of his 14 World Titles, even the Nature Boy is going to take a beating. There’s Woo-inducing knife edge chops a plenty by Flair, the President not going to let his title dictate his actions: he’s still going to beat the living hell out of the two men who have stabbed him in the back and disrespected the good name of what it means to be a Horsemen. Hennig and Windham are two students of the game, two masters of their craft, and they have not a single problem with isolating the Nature Boy, working in perfect harmony to make quick tags to keep each other fresh, keeping Flair in their corner, and utilizing every page in the veterans book to staying ahead.

Windham and Hennig get praise from The Professor and The Brain for their excellent chemistry and double team maneuvers to work over Flair, the 14-time World Champion getting multiple false hope spots where it looks like he’s going to make the hot tag to his son, but repeatedly the veterans prevent it from happening, with Hennig rolling back the clock with some agile reflexes as the illegal man to run around the outside of the ring and pull David off the apron, face planting the youngster off the unforgiving side of the ring instead. However, this is The Dirtiest Player in the Game, and he will break the rules to get ahead! Flair eventually drops to his knees after a series of punches by Windham, and when the cowboy goes in for a final shot, it was just Flair baiting him in… and jabbing him right in the pecker! Hennig comes in to prevent the tag, but Flair knows it’s coming - mule kick low blow to Hennig! And a tag to young David Flair!

He’s only 19 years old and no real experience, but he’s a Flair, so he comes in ready to rumble! David knocks the two veterans down over and over with running strikes, the crowd surprisingly popping for the youngster to prove his worth to the big men. The teenager’s run of offense is as simple as can be, and works for a little while… until the numbers get too much and he turns right into a Lariat from Barry Windham!

The veterans start to put the boots to young David, only for dad to come back in for the save, sending Windham over the top with a clothesline, and then putting the offense in on Hennig. The Flairs get to take turn reddening Hennig’s chest with knife edge chops, their tandem offense capped with a DDT by David that almost scores the win, but Windham comes in to make the save! While David tags his father back in, the action stays broken down, chaos breaking out. David Flair finds himself being reminded he’s a barely trained competitor by Barry Windham rag dolling him in a brawl and tossing him through the ropes to the outside, where The Enforcer is left to try and pick the kid off the ground and get him revived for war. Windham is able to blindside Naitch in his brawl with Hennig, allowing the son of The Ax to put Flair in prime position for the Hennig-Plex… when David comes in with the save! HUGE PUNCH to Hennig… that drops him KOed!?!?

Hennig drops like a sack of potatoes, and young David ducks a right hand from Windham, and BAM~! David drops Windham with a hard right too! Schiavone cannot believe the power of the punch young David possesses, but before anyone can talk about it further, Ric and David go straight into a double cover… and Charles Robinson registers a double three count! What!? As the bell rings and Ric embraces his son with a hug and kiss on the head, we see Double A joining the two in the ring… and quickly grabbing a pair of brass knuckles out of David’s hand! The Enforcer gave the 19-year old the brass knuckles on the outside of the ring before he got back in! He is The Son of the Dirtiest Player in the Game after all!

The three celebrate their victory in the ring together as even Heenan has to laugh at The President profiting from such blatant cheating, considering that The President is Ric Flair of course, and that Eric Bischoff abused his power for the last 3 years. “He’s the perfect President,” laughs Heenan, “so long as he doesn’t end up impeached like Clinton!” It’s such a feel good factor in the ring though for The Nature Boy, his best friend, and his son, the three men enjoying Ric finally getting his moment of revenge against Hennig and Windham, The Professor pointing out the sense of ironic justice that Ric pinned Hennig after using a foreign object considering it was a foreign object that Hennig gave to Bischoff at Starrcade for that victory.

Schiavone uses that as all the reasoning he needs to say that Hennig got exactly what was coming to him tonight, instead of course questioning The President being so happy to accept his son breaking the rules of the match. And while he can’t see it, Schiavone knows Flair will also be happy with the next sight we all see as well: dozens of fans absolutely overloading Eric Bischoff with work as they shout which t-shirt and merchandise they want from him, as Tony informs us that after that little “cheese catastrophe,” Bischoff was fired from his concession job and forced to selling merchandise instead! Look, I just needed to throw something together here to keep him relevant. I’m aware it’s not very good.

Winners: Ric & David Flair at 12:11 [72%]




Bam Bam Bigelow vs. Goldberg
The commentators get a video package to help hype this grudge match as a war two months in the making, The Beast From The East coming to World Championship Wrestling just to get this moment: a one-on-one match with Goldberg. Da Man gets the usual entrance with Doug Dillinger’s crew and the smoke & pyro, but it’s safe to say Bigelow isn’t even close to fazed by Goldberg’s intimidating presence and entrance. Instead, it’s a stare down… and big ol’ brawl! The two men forego any sort of grappling or chain wrestling and instead just beat the ever loving piss out of each other, slugging punches and strikes at one another instead. The crowd absolutely loves Goldberg and every strike he throws, although Bigelow is no slouch. The 350 pounder takes every shot Goldberg hurls at him and responds in kind, even escalating the battle by knocking Goldberg through the ropes to the outside with a WICKED Headbutt!

The two men beat the hell out of each other outside the ring as well, Goldberg tackling Bigelow into the security guardrail, doing so with such force that it knocks the steel barricade back into the fans in the front row! Randy Anderson just lets the two gargantuans battle for supremacy, and the crowd gets an even bigger taste of this war because a Running Clothesline by Goldberg sends both men over the guardrail and into the crowd! It’s an absolute mess for the camera crew to keep up with the two men as they slug it out in the crowd, fighting all around the floor seats from one side of the arena to the opposite, ending when The Beast From The East spills the action back into ringside… by THROWING Goldberg over the guardrail from a Gorilla Press position! “Nobody has been able to match Goldberg’s raw strength and intensity like Bam Bam Bigelow has tonight!” shills Tenay to try and put Bigelow over.

While Goldberg definitely has his work cut out for him in the contest, this is Goldberg. Moments after Bigelow throws Da Man over the guardrail, Goldberg does one better by catching Bigelow’s charge, and using that momentum to toss him onto the protective mats with an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex! The action finally gets into the ring, Goldberg rolling Bigelow in, but Bam Bam then attacks Da Man as he rolls in himself. A big Powerslam by Bigelow earns him a near fall, but Goldberg goes full Goldberg in due time.

After more of a war brawl, The Beast tries to hoist Goldberg up onto his shoulders for the Greetings From Asbury Park… but Goldberg elbows his way free! Those hard elbow strikes stagger Bigelow, and Da Man rocks him further with a Savate Kick! Bigelow rebounds into the ropes, but Goldberg meets him square in the middle of the ring – SPEAR! You know what happens next - JACKHAMMER, SPLAT! - and despite being put through a ringer of a fight by the massive Bigelow, Goldberg is a man on a mission, and he is victorious! The crowd serenades Da Man with chants of his own name, while the commentators discuss that with Goldberg finally winning the war with The Beast From The East, there is already a new war for Goldberg to wage… and it is with the New World Order!

Winner: Goldberg at 9:39 [76%]




WCW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: Hollywood Hogan © vs. The Giant
Michael Buffer does what he gets paid way too much money to do after the entrances: be incredibly extra and corny while doing pre-match introductions, but at least hyping up the crowd with his “Ready To Rumble” spiel. Hey, that cool phrase could probably make a really shitty movie sometime! Ideas~! While Hollywood was ultra-confident in the aisle walk with the feather boas, the million dollar smirk, and treating the red nWo defaced Big Gold Belt like his guitar, we’ve never seen Hogan move so fast to get out of the ring when The Giant makes a lunge at him. That’s what Hogan is all about in the early rounds of this match, doing everything he can to avoid the motivated 7-footer.

It’s baiting from Hogan too so the crowd stays red hot for The Giant to get his paws on Hogan, loving when he finally does by catching Hogan by the ankle when he tries to get into the ring after giving Hollywood chase. From there, The Giant absolutely manhandles Hogan, shoving him across the ring, Biel tosses into the corner, and damn near crushing his heart with some echoing open palm chops to the chest. Schiavone is naturally orgasmic at the thought of Giant just squashing Hogan like a bug inside a few minutes, but c’mon, that’s not happening. Instead, Hogan finds a moment of respite when his 7-foot challenger tries to ram Hogan face first into the ring post. Hogan is able to slide off The Giant’s massive shoulder, instead pushing Giant into the ring post!

It doesn’t how big you are, that hurts, and it weakens The Giant up enough for Hogan to smash the big man’s face and skull off the ring post, apron, and stairs several times to continue to soften him up. From there, it’s Hogan spending a lot of time with slow, plodding offense that Schiavone is forced to completely over sell as the greatest offense ever. Hogan has to use every trick in the book to keep The Giant down though the longer the match goes, choking The Giant, using eye rakes, thumb pokes, and of course, the dreaded back rake… of doom~! However, Hogan cannot give his huge foe the big Body Slam he wants, allowing Giant to instead deadlift Hogan into a Gutwrench from that position, and instead slam him to the ground! Hogan tried several times during his offense to lift The Giant up off his feet, failed, and now The Giant gets a counter out of it!

The Giant starts to make his comeback with more big strikes, getting Schiavone and The Brain to wonder just when the rest of the nWo will be coming out to make the save for Hogan, but Hollywood is surprisingly all on his own as he kicks out from Giant’s receipt of a Scoop Slam, and later a Sidewalk Slam. Instead, when The Giant tries to finish Hogan off with The Chokeslam, it’s again the wily Hollywood showing he’s not afraid to break the rules, field goal kicking Giant right in the groin! Because it’s Hulk Hogan, that somehow triggers the Hulk Up, and we get all of the motions that come with the theatrics and eventual three punches, but a fourth needed to finally knock The Giant down! Whip into the ropes, and the Big Boot knocks Giant down again! Off the ropes… LEG DROP OF DOOM… misses!

Both men are slow to recover even though the match hasn’t been a blockbuster or barn burner by any means, but it’s a Hogan match, so everything is dialed up by a hundred. Instead, it’s a slow recovery from both men, the typical trading punches spot, and the face eventually getting the win on the brawl… and then eventually scoring the big move with a Backbreaker! However, The Giant has the chance to win the WCW World Heavyweight Title for the first time in two and a half years, he’s going to pull out all the stops… he’s heading up to the top turnbuckle! The Giant, 7 feet tall and over 500 freaking pounds, is on the top of the world, the ring somehow still upright… MISSILE DROPKICK!!!

The Giant completely connects with Hogan’s chest, dropping The Immortal One as the whole ring shakes from the landing of the 500 pounder! Schiavone’s having an aneurysm, Tenay is having a wrestling orgasm, and the crowd has to chant “Holy Shit” at that spot. The Giant is slow into the cover - he’s not used to throwing himself through the air like that, after all - but he does make the cover, and The Brain’s convinced it’s a new Champion: ONE! TWO! THR- SHOULDER UP by Hogan! The Voice of WCW is distraught that Hogan somehow kicked out, but Tenay, trying to solidify himself as a neutral play-by-play man, remarks that despite his egomania and cowardly ways, this is Hulk Hogan, one of the greatest of all time in this business. When the adrenaline and intensity kicks in, he still can dig deep and find a way to overcome the impossible.

Despite the ring shaking big spot by The Giant that was unsuccessful in putting The Immortal One away, the 7-footer is not to be denied once he recovers back up to his feet, raising that tree trunk of an arm into the air as he yells out, everyone in not just Charleston but all of West Virginia that the CHOKESLAM is going to put Hogan away. The Giant waits for Hogan to pull himself up to his feet, clasps that massive hand around Hogan’s throat, but this time there’s no low blow needed… Hogan does a Hulk Up again, shaking his head feverently, and Hogan blocks The Chokeslam! Three rights to The Giant… and this time he does it! SCOOP SLAM! Hogan gives The Giant the big slam! Hollywood staggers into the ropes afterwards, almost falling over from the sheer task accomplished… and it rebounds him right into THE LEG DROP OF DOOM~! Get ready to go home unhappy fans, Hogan pins The Giant clean as a whistle and retains the World Heavyweight Title!

Winner: Hollywood Hogan at 12:09 to retain the WCW World Heavyweight Title [82%]

Yeah, I know, a WCW main event had no interference, no real bells and whistles… it’s absolute bullshit indeed. However, there’s going to be all of that now, don’t worry… because here comes The Outsiders! Kevin Nash and Scott Hall join the celebrating Hogan in the ring after the match, but they’re not here to celebrate… Scott Hall attacks the recovering Giant with the damn taser! The Bad Guy stuns the hell out of The Giant, shocking him three times with the taser until the 7-footer collapses from his hands and knees back to a prone position! Big Sexy then makes Hogan’s feat of strength in the match look like nothing as he scoops The Giant up into the air… and drops him with the Jackknife Powerbomb!

Despite The Giant defecting back to WCW, there is no help coming from the locker room, as instead, it is the rest of the nWo Elite coming out to join the original three in the ring. Souled Out, a PPV that was a New World Order creation but has been hyped throughout the night by Tony Schiavone as an exclusively WCW produced event finally, ends the way so many shows have ended instead: the nWo doing an absolute clean sweep of their matches to prove their dominance. After another taser shock by Hall, Luger and Steiner rip the top of The Giant’s one strap top off his body, allowing Buff Bagwell to tag The Giant’s massive back with red spray paint so the whole world know who runs the wrestling world: “n..W...o”
 

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WCW Monday Nitro
Columbus, Ohio
January 18, 1999


Who needs any recaps of last night’s Souled Out PPV when we have Tony Schiavone! Nitro goes right to the three man booth of The Voice of WCW, ‘The Professor’ Mike Tenay, and Bobby ‘The Brain’ Heenan to welcome us to the show and tease what happened on last night’s show without actually revealing anything - stay tuned for that information, fans! - while giving us the two big reasons to watch Nitro tonight over any other teenage filth: Bret Hart returns to defend the United States Title against longtime rival Diamond Dallas Page, and, one day before President Clinton delivers his, President Ric Flair delivers his WCW State of the Union address! But first, a disturbance!

The Wolfpac Earning Tonight’s Appearance Check

Schiavone sends us away from the commentary booth quickly because the cameras are picking up something in the parking lot, and all it seemingly is… is the arrival of the New World Order Wolfpac Elite! After an absolute clean sweep last night at Souled Out, the boys in red and black are in great spirits, laughing and joking as they start filing out of the limo (Hulk Hogan presumably still in the limo since he isn’t seen *cough*), comments and jokes already being made about the work they did on The Giant… Vincent gets thrown head first through a window!? Panic spreads throughout The Wolfpac, and for good reason: Goldberg is here!

After dispatching Bam Bam Bigelow last night, that means it’s time for Da Man to do exactly what he promised last week: go to war against the nWo! Goldberg comes sprinting into the shot as The Outsiders and Lex Luger dive right back into the limo, and Goldberg starts throwing hands! Scott Steiner and Buff Bagwell are on the receiving end of huge shots from the former World Champ! Goldberg slams Steiner into the side of the open limo door, and drills The Stuff with a big Savate Kick, sending Bagwell flying backwards into the limo, as Scott Hall and Kevin Nash pull Big Poppa Pump in to safety as well… and the limo speeds off (thankfully without Goldberg punching out a window this time *cough, again*) to safety!

Goldberg snarls in rage as The Wolfpac find a way to avoid his rage tonight, Da Man yelling out an intimidating roar at his dissatisfaction with the nWo escaping him tonight. However, in at least a small consolation prize for Goldberg, he turns to Vincent staggering back to his feet, blood trickling down his face from it being used to bust open the window… SPEAR~!

Goldberg is making himself known tonight, and that’s what leads us to our intro credits… but only after the camera turns to the side, away from this fracas, to see Chavo Guerrero Jr. staring out into the night, looking even crazier than usual, before he suddenly yells in agony, “PEP-PAAAY! COME BACK TO ME!!!” Yeah… moving on then.

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Hector Garza vs. Jushin Liger

The IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Champion was flown in for some added fun for the Cruiserweight Title match last night with Juvi Guerrera off to rehab, so the Japanese star is getting some extra spotlight tonight, although of course it is with Schiavone and the talking heads doing nothing but recapping/hyping the replay of Souled Out and discussing tonight’s key tidbits. Well, Tenay tries at one point to at least talk about the Cruiserweight Title match and the ending between Kidman and Mysterio, but they’re vanilla midgets, so that gets shut down pretty quick by the two other humanoids.

Anyways, Liger and Garza get to have a fun contest mixing the Puro and Lucha styles, dazzling with hard hitting, unique pin fall sequences, and nonstop aerial prowess. The young Garza gets a chance to establish himself with some big offense against Liger, needing to establish an identity outside of the lWo, his best moment coming with a Corkscrew Asai Moonsault to Liger on the outside. However, Liger is the one getting the bigger showcase of the two, and he is the one picking up the victory. The pace picks up as the contest wears on, and Garza’s stalling Springboard Spinning Cross Body is met with a picture perfect Standing Dropkick by Liger! That gets the momentum rolling for Liger to hit his Liger Bomb for the pin fall victory, giving Thunder a victory that will probably be inconsequential as he’s just going to be back in Japan for the most part anyways. Yay, inconsistent WCW booking!

Winner: Jushin Liger at 8:09

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The WCW State of the Union

In true over the top wrestling fashion, the red carpet is rolled out down the entrance aisle and into the ring for the arrival of Ric Flair as he comes out for the State of the Union Address, with the Four Horsemen of course in tow for the address, young David Flair yet again included with the posse. There is no ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund for tonight, Flair instead getting to stand behind a podium like this is the real Presidential deal. Shuffling some papers uncomfortably and chuckling, Flair laughs at how awkward this is for him, giving this address to the whole of the company.

Questioning where he even wants to begin, Flair is forced to admit that he was hoping to give this address tonight knowing there was a new World Heavyweight Champion after last night, but instead, The Giant isn’t even here after what the nWo did to him (conveniently not bothering to mention how the nWo gang style beat The Giant down after the match, or explain why he nor anyone else came to try and help The Giant from the attack). The Nature Boy admits that The Elite did a complete clean sweep on WCW last night, but Flair promises to use the next 70 days to make sure that nights like last night become a rarity for all the boys in the back, the fans in attendance, and everyone back at home in front of the TV right now.

Naitch shifts to discussing the pieces of gold in WCW right now, confirming what he announced last week that the 16-man tournament to crown new World Tag Team Champions will begin tonight. However, because he wants to create some last minute opportunity for some of the boys in the back to find a partner and link up (and not because he’s not yet a very good President!), there are still a few spots in the bracket remaining! That is why that while we will see First Round matches tonight, there will not be any brackets released until the First Round has been completed!

Naitch wants to give us a few details though: The Horsemen are going to be kicking the tournament off right here at Ohio State when this State of the Union is over. “And Outsiders - Nash, Hall - I know I can’t stop a team of your stature being entered in the tournament, but I’m promisin’ you two both right now: the Naitcha Boy’s got a few tricks up his sleeve for you two! Your First Round opponents? They ain’t even on the Dubya-See-Dubya roster right now, but their men with even more Championship Gold than you, fat boys!”

Laughing again somewhat uncomfortably at how formal he has to be right now, Flair admits that being President of WCW can be a very difficult job, between the day-to-day functions to go along with the matchmaking. It’s real easy to become a corrupt POS like Eric Bischoff, and that is why whether he’s President for 70 days or 70 years, Naitch wants to make sure that The President cannot have complete and total power. “Eric Bischoff, he wanted all of the stroke because that’s the kind of egomaniacal JACKASS, that he is! Bischoff, you made a mockery of the Executive Committee! You ran J.J. Dillon out of the company! Well no more, Bischoff!”

Flair announces that he is reintroducing the Executive Committee to play a significant role in the matchmaking and Championship opportunities, and that any member of the committee will have contracts that no President can override! Flair then welcomes out Dillon to the ring as the head of the Executive Committee, and also two members of the Championship Committee: Dusty Rhodes & Larry Zbyszko!

The three veterans come out to respectable applause from the crowd, each man shaking hands with Flair, Arn Anderson, and the rest of the Horsemen. However, just for an added caveat to the deal to try and make Eric Bischoff’s life a living hell, Flair adds, “ERIC BISCHOFF… I had you working in the arena as a janitor last night, but seeing my good friend J.J. Dillon in this ring, the Executive Committee back the way it should be… Eric, your new job is to be the personal assistant to all three of these men! You work for the Committee you tried to ruin now!” While everyone in the ring loves it, let’s be honest, I’m probably not going to follow up on much of this ever. So just assume this makes Bischoff miserable, m’kay?

Flair promises that whether it is him deciding the next challenger for Hollywood Hogan or these three men of the Executive Committee, The President promises that he is going to make sure he spends every minute of his Presidency fighting to make sure Hogan loses the World Heavyweight Title, and to eradicate the poison that is the New World Order. “When The Naitcha Boy is long gone and retired from WCW, when everyone looks back on the legacy of Ric Flair, forget about the World Titles! Forget about all of us here, The Four Horsemen! The parties! The planes! The limos! The women! I want Ric Flair to be remembered, as THE MAN… who KILLED the New World Order! HOGAN! OUTSIDERS! I’m gonna make sure that you boys are nothing more than a mere dark footnote in the history of MY GREAT COMPANY!” Getting passionate and fired up, Flair has long since moved away from the podium by this point, and kicks the podium over!

“Forget all this hoity-toity CRAP! State of the Union? Sure! Here’s the State of WCW: we’ve been gettin’ DRUG… THROUGH THE MUD! For years! WELL NO MORE~! This is Ric Flair’s Dubya-See-Dubya now, DAMMIT… and once and for all, NEW WORLD ORDER… DUBYA-SEE-DUBYA WINS A BATTLE! DUBYA-SEE-DUBYA WINS THE WAR! I don’t care if it’s Chris Benoit takin’ you out, Hogan! I don’t care if it’s Dean Malenko! Mongo McMichael! DDP! Booker T! Goldberg! STING! I’m tellin’ you now… WE’RE COMIN’ FOR ALL OF YOU! THAT’S A PROMISE… OVER THE DEAD BODY...OF THE PRESIDENT OF DUBYA! SEE! WOO! DUBYA! RIC! BAH GAWD! FLAIR!” His face beet red, his body huffing and puffing, Flair’s the look of a man possessed as he stares into the hard camera, a man on a mission, the energy pouring off of him, making it clear that he means what he says, and one way or another, Ric Flair is going to make sure that the nWo finally pays the piper.

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TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT: Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko (w/Arn Anderson) vs. Hiroyoshi Tenzan & Masahiro Chono
Because someone on the commentating team needs to do their job, Mike Tenay discusses how Tenzan and Chono are core members of the nWo Japan, giving this match some added flair from the rip. Schiavone, maybe talking out of his ass or maybe not, says that while the Executive Committee has to be fair and partial to give teams like the nWo a fair chance in the tournament, he’s convinced that President Flair has put the Horsemen against them to make sure his boys take care of business.

With Benoit sporting a swollen nose from last night’s war with Scott Steiner (with Schiavone shilling Benoit getting a chance at revenge against nWo Japan affiliate Scott Norton this week on Thunder after the Black & White hit man cost The Crippler the match last night) and it only the first match back for The Ice Man from his knee injury, this match certainly sees the heavy hitters from The Land of the Rising Sun dominate a fair amount of this match. Chono and Tenzan both have the size advantage on The Crippler and Ice Man, and use that increasingly-popular hard striking style from Japan to pound the crap out of the two.

Tenzan and Chono use clubbing overhead forearms to drop Malenko from a doubled over position straight to the canvas because of the ferocity of their hits, while straight forearms and elbow strikes are the sandwiches Chris Benoit gets to eat as nWo Japan tries to bust that nose back up again. However, the Horsemen are resilient, taking the beat and fighting a way back into the match with Malenko showing he still has the agility in that knee to counter a big Clothesline from Tenzan by jumping up and grapevining the leg, essentially doing a Head Scissors take down but with the arm, and going right into the submission! Malenko gets another moment of fun shortly after with a Slingshot Cross Body to the outside to Tenzan, while Benoit rebounds off the ropes from a big Discus Forearm into a Standing Headbutt, rocking Chono! Missile Dropkick from Malenko on the follow up!

Benoit hits a trio of German Suplexes, and the Crippler Crossface soon follows. With Chono needing help from his partner to make the save, but Malenko sees him off with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick to keep him on the outside! Benoit, with his nose bleeding again from the abuse taken by Chono and Tenzan, wrenches back on the Crossface, and the Four Horsemen are through to the Quarterfinals!

Winners: Chris Benoit & Dean Malenko at 9:05

The Enforcer joins Benoit and Malenko in the ring, the two men bumping fists in celebration before raising the four fingers of the Horsemen up for the easy cheap pop. The commentators immediately talk the two up as favorites for the tournament with The Outsiders, Schiavone really hammering on if the Four Horsemen are going to make good on President Flair’s passionate speech from his State of the Union, the Horsemen need to make sure that The Outsiders do not win the World Tag Team Title Tournament.

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Mean Gene, Don’t You Dare Doubt El Dandy!

We always need ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund in our lives, and that is why the legendary wrestling reporter is in the entrance aisle for one of his trademark interviews - and fans, there is a man we have all been needing to hear from this year, Mene Gene included, Bret Hart! Dressed in his shades, leather jacket, a Toronto Maple Leafs hockey jersey, and jean shorts instead of his wrestling tights, The Hitman does not look like a man who is ready to defend the US Title that he has around his waist tonight, one of the first things that Okerlund points out as The Hitman stands next to him in the aisle.

With an irritated scowl, Hart retorts that it’s because he is NOT ready to compete, and it is an absolute disgrace Ric Flair is making him defend his championship tonight. Okerlund points out that it has been over 30 days since Hart has defended the US Title at this point, and whenever a potential title defense has been scheduled, Hart has responded with a doctor’s note excusing him from competing!

Hart immediately says that he was excused from competing because of a legitimate injury, Mean Gene, and being forced to defend the title shows the complete lack of morals and integrity by President Flair. “In Canada, we never have any problems with our leaders. Yet in this country, you have your President being impeached, and in your wrestling companies, you have Presidents and Leaders worthy of being even more than impeached, Gene,” Hart whines.

Okerlund points out that no matter what is said, Hart versus Page is happening tonight, so he wants to know The Hitman’s thoughts on the match. Hart of course rebutts that he’s been giving his thoughts on the match from the moment he’s come out here. The Hitman adds that still suffering from a groin injury, Hart understands having to eventually defend the US Title, but shouldn’t he be given a warmup match first? “Isn’t that the gentlemanly thing to be done? The honorable thing?” he asks. “Now I’m all for having to fight an elite combatant in my first match back, which is why I propose that instead of defending the United States Title tonight against DDP, I face a more deserving competitor like El Dandy.”

Okerlund is flabbergasted at The Hitman’s request to instead defend the US Title against a low-tier cruiserweight, hitting Hart with a trademark “oh come on now! El Dandy!?” The Hitman though is steadfast. El Dandy, I think you’re a heck of a wrestler, a great technician, and a jam up guy!” Okerlund points out that El Dandy has only been participating in the cruiserweight division, and not challenging for the US Title or even TV Title. “He’s a great wrestler! Who are you to doubt El Dandy!? This guy’s a serious competitor!”

Okerlund rolls his eyes at the ridiculousness of Hart, and again tries to steer the topic back to Diamond Dallas Page, noting that Hart continues to avoid actually talking about DDP. With a chuckle of condescendment, Hart responds that he isn’t avoiding DDP, he is ignoring. Hart calls Page the biggest choke artist in professional wrestling, and if Okerlund is so insistent on a sound bite for DDP, here it is. “Even on only one leg, Bret Hart is still The Best There Is, The Best There Was, and The Best There Ever Will Be, and tonight, as it always is, Diamond Dallas Page, you will be excellently executed and I will still remain The WCW’s United States Champion. Now if you’ll excuse me, Gene, I need to go see the medical trainer since I’m being forced to compete tonight with a still diagnosed groin tear.” As Hart scowls and walks away, Okerlund hypes the big main event tonight between the two, telling viewers they will not want to miss this one! So yeah, don’t change the damn channel!

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Perry Saturn vs. Scotty Riggs

Still photo shots of last night’s I Quit match between Saturn and Chris Jericho air during Saturn’s entrance, allowing Schiavone and co. to heavily hype the huge bump that Jericho took last night from Saturn at the conclusion of the match. Tenay informs us that Jericho will not be here tonight because of the injuries he suffered in that brutal I Quit match last night. Saturn’s opponent tonight is someone he actually has a lot of history with because of their time together in The Flock, although since leaving Raven’s group, we now see that Riggs is an absolute prima donna, using his entrance to look at himself in a mirror he brings with him, and posing at will.

During the match itself, Riggs spends more of the contest goading Saturn for his bald head and “uggo face” than actually trying to compete against The Gargoyle. To be fair, when Saturn gets his hands on Riggs, it is evident why Riggs wouldn’t want to fight him much. Saturn absolutely dominates, rag dolling the muscular Riggs with his patented suplexes, ultimately putting him away relatively easy with his Death Valley Driver.

Winner: Perry Saturn at 5:37

While Saturn’s celebrations are mild after referee Johnny Boone raises his arm, he becomes immediately perplexed when “Rap Sheet” hits, bringing out a nicely dressed Booker T! Another man who was victorious last night, Booker T gets a pretty great reaction from the Buckeyes as he does his increasingly signature raise the roof taunt, many fans in attendance joining him in doing so. Booker gets into the ring, tells Saturn to stay in the ring, and then grabs a mic. Making it quick, Book says that he wasn’t sure when he’d get da chance ta spit dis ta Saturn, so he had ta take his shot when he had, ya dig it? Book wants championship gold in Dubya-See-Dubya, n’ you can bet he’s goin’ after every piece a’ gold dere is, sucka… n’ dat means da Worl’ Tag Team Titles too, ya’ feel?

Book tells Saturn that he’s gettin’ parts of this Tag Team Tournament n’ he wants ta’ have a partner by his side who is anutta’ bad man like himself… so, ya dig it? Saturn takes a few seconds to mull the offer as Booker extends his hand in unity, making sure to look around the arena to see what the fans want Saturn to do. After stalling on an answer to build the suspense, Saturn leans into Booker’s microphone to utter a simple, “I dig it,” and shakes his hand! The two men walk out together as the commentators shill the newest team to the 16-man Tag Team Tournament, The Professor quick to remind the viewers of Booker’s massive tag team experience from his time with Harlem Heat, and that makes these two men instant contenders!

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The People’s Champ Is Adding Another Championship

Mean Gene is right back in the entrance aisle again for the second part of his hype job for tonight’s main event to keep building it up, so that means his next guest is obvious - Diamond Dallas Page. Already dressed to wrestle and with one of his own t-shirts on as well, DDP comes out from the back instead of through the crowd since he’s only going into the entrance aisle for this one. Okerlund talks about how we have already heard from the Champion, recapping how Hart is saying he is still injured and shouldn’t even be competing tonight.

The Master of the Diamond Cutter responds to that by instead of whining and crying like Bret Hart would do, Page just wants to thank Ric Flair for the opportunity tonight to win the United States Title back, and that he’s gonna reward him by giving both this company, and this country, a Champion it can actually be proud of. He won’t whine when things don’t go his way, he won’t lie and fake an injury when he has a hard fight waiting for him, no. Instead, he will do what he does every night, Mean Gene: come out here, fight for this company, fight for these people, and make sure his opponent Feels.The.BANG!

Okerlund brings up how Page wants Hart to feel the bang tonight but it was The Hitman who said earlier tonight that even on only one good leg, he would still be able to beat DDP tonight, labeling him a ‘choke artist.’ How does DDP respond to that? It’s with a wry laugh initially, Gene. Page laughs at how The Hitman wants to call him a choke artist, but let’s take a little stroll down memory lane, jabroni.

World War 3? Page made Hart feel the bang, in spite of The Hitman having a big bad giant helping him out. Starrcade? DDP let The Hitman know that he could beat his 7-foot henchman too (although Page at least sends his condolences to The Giant for what happened to him last night, adding that despite the differences they still have, he wants to see the big man back soon because next time, he’ll be sure to have The Giant’s back!). But now tonight? It’s just Page and Hart, one-on-one, so it’s pretty obvious just how this match will end.

With another wry smirk, Page admits that it’s actually a shame having to talk about Hart the way that he is, drawing confusion and a follow up question from Okerlund. Diamond explains that the champion DDP is promising to be, that is the champion Bret Hart is more than capable of being. “Everyone here knows just who Bret Hart can be when he wants to be. It ain’t just a catchphrase; Bret Hart is the best there is, best there was, and best there ever will be… when he don’t got his head so far up his own butt!”

Page goes further as he blasts Hart for having lost sight of all of his morals and integrity since coming to WCW, and instead of them fighting each other tonight, they should be fighting the REAL enemy together, the New World Order. “But that’s fine,” Page says with a shrug. “If you wanna be HitScum instead of Hitman, then you go right ahead, Hart. You’re just gonna make it my pleasure when I take your Title tonight, and make you Feel.The.BANG!” The Diamond symbol gets thrown up over his head as his music hits, and Okerlund does one last shill job for tonight’s main event.

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TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT: Barry Windham & Curt Hennig vs. Kaz Hayashi & Prince Iaukea

WCW has 16-teams when you have a few thrown together teams, and here are two jobbers cruiserweights getting to be just that! Despite losing last night to The Flairs purely because of Arn Anderson helping young David to cheat to beat the two veterans, there is absolutely no follow up whatsoever from Windham and Hennig here tonight. Instead, the two men get right into the First Round of this Tag Team Tournament, continuing to use excellent chemistry and veteran savvy to have their way with their opponents.

The three talking heads discuss if the two veterans will continue to try and fight the power that is President Flair or just push forward and have full focus on winning the Tag Team Gold (spoilers, they’re moving forward, because David Flair isn’t wrestling again), but they are only given little time to discuss the future of Hennig and Windham because they pick up the victory inside of just a few minutes. After a momentary comeback by Iaukea, he is shut down by a Windham Lariat, and Hennig scores the pin fall just a few moments later with the Hennig-Plex.

Winners: Barry Windham & Curt Hennig at 3:56

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The Following Announcement Has Been Paid For By The New World Order

We all know what that means, and it is time for a black and white nWo propaganda style vignette. However, there is only one man featured, and that is our fearless World Heavyweight Champion, Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Dressed again in an official nWo suit coat over top of the Black and Red shirt, finished with a black and white nWo bandana, much like Flair earlier, Hogan is standing behind a podium, which, you guessed it, also has the nWo label on it.

A laughing Hogan makes fun of the commentators who hyped a nWo-less show after The Wolfpac took off at the start of the broadcast, going full condescending as he asks if they really thought there would be a whole show without the New World Order, brother. Through the trademark jump cuts with the “Rockhouse” theme playing on low, an arrogant Hogan cocks off that we all had to hear Puppet Prez Flair’s State of the Union address, so now it’s time to get the real deal from the real President, the nWo President, Hollywood Hogan!

Hogan remarks that his first declaration for the State of the Union is that he is not only the President of the nWo, he is The God of Professional Wrestling. The wrestling ring is his Olympus, and you’re all lookin’ at Zeus, Hercules, and Apollo all rolled into one, jack! No Fake President like Ric Flair can take the World Title away from The God, dude! Randy ‘Not So Macho’ Savage couldn’t do it, Roddy ‘The Cross Dresser’ Piper is too busy dressing in skirts, and Scared Sting is too busy crying in some rafters to even show up and try to take on Hollywood Hogan, brother! The Wolfpac is ALWAYS in the house, jack, just like Hollywood Hogan is ALWAYS gonna be the World Heavyweight Champion!

Hogan oozes confidence as he declares the n-Dubya-o runs this game, and this is their sport, their company. With Hollywood as their fearless President in place of Easy E, it is only a matter of time until every piece of gold Puppet Prez Flair holds so dear to his company will be in the hands of The Wolfpac, brother! Hogan announces that The Wolfpac is putting not one, but TWO, count ‘em TWO, teams in the Tag Team Tournament, and as President, Hogan should be officially declared the United States Champion too, dude!

The nWo ain’t ever gonna stop takin’ over, and the only other mandate in this State of the Union is that President Hogan is gonna make sure that Flair ends up just like President Clinton: “impeached, brother, hahahaha!” Hogan then picks the microphone out of the holder to do a literal mic drop, ending his vignette with a laugh as he says, “that’s how you do a REAL State of the Union, Flakey Flair! This was God’s State of the Union, brother!”

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Uniting The Razas

Don’t be alarmed, WCW fans, but you’re about to find out something incredibly surprising: in-ring segments can take place without Gene Okerlund, Ric Flair, or the nWo present. With the crowd still behind him despite last night’s disappointing defeat, his brand new rap ‘hit’ (I naturally use that term loosely) brings out Konnan, lacking a certain step of bowdy bowdy in his step. He’s still dressed as only K-Dawg can, tonight going for black jeans, a flannel shirt with only the top button done, and a black top hat. 1999 is awesome style, ladies and gentlemen.

K-Dawg gets on the mic and explains how normally this is the part where he goes through all of his catchphrases and gets the crowd all types of hype, but he must confess to Ohio State that he’s got a mouth full of humble pie instead. K-Dawg admits his embarrassment about last night. “I came out ta dis ring here last night expectin’ ta show the world that Lex Luger ain’t got no heart, holmes, but instead homeboy gave me a real lesson that maybe K-Dawg is lackin’ somethin in his chest, essa.”

Shaking his head and scowling, Konnan speaks of how he wanted to put The Total Package in his place for showing once again that he’s a coward and has no loyalty, but after reflectin’ all day on it, K-Dawg now knows that he needs to focus on his own loyalty and his own heart. “Maybe everyone knows about dis by now, maybe ya’ll don’t… but me? I ain’t just about bein’ bowdy bowdy n’ rowdy rowdy, naw mean? Konnan ain’t just a rapper and fashion extraordinaire, dawg. I’m the guy who’s bringin’ all the best talents from the mainland down below ta Dubya-See-Dubya, all mah Raza boys reppin’ Lucha Libre forevah, vatos!”

Looking out for his people is why Konnan had the backs of Juventud Guerrera, Psychosis, and Rey Mysterio when the n-Dubya-o came wreckin’ the Latino World Order. He adds that Eddy Guerrero, no mattah their differences at times, is his boy, and Raza through n’ through means dey familia as well. “So I’m a spit da truth n’ just speak on it. When the n-Dubya-o last week talked da trash dey talked ‘bout Eddy, I heard it, ya’ feel me? Eddy Guerrero was makin’ waves n’ surfin’ in a way Wolfpac din’t like. That car crash Eddy was in?? n-Dubya-o was behind it, holmes! Konnan doesn’t need proof to know it, but with Eddy gone and his career in jeopardy, there’s one vato who needs ta’ hear him: Chavo Guerrero Jr.

There is an awkward silence, Konnan clearly waiting for the third-generation star to come out, but he does not. With a shrug of his shoulders in acceptance, Konnan says whetha’ Chavito is face-ta-face, listenin’ in da’ back, or watchin’ on a replay lata’, he needs a dose of reality. “You’re familia’ too, Chavito, so essa… it’s time you snap outta dis funk you in! Fa’get all about dis Pepe business! Be a Guerrero, vato! Be a Rrraza again!”

Konnan tries to explain his message further, but you can forget about it - nWo Black & White are on the scene from nowhere! Stevie Ray takes Konnan out from behind with a running double axe handle to the head, and Brian Adams and Scott Norton are there to put the boots to him as well! Horace joins in as Vincent directs traffic, The Wolfpac’s glorified security force making sure to put a hit out on an enemy of The Wolfpac with the boys in black & red MIA tonight thanks to Goldberg.

Schiavone cries foul as Adams and Ray feed Konnan to Scott Norton for a Powerbomb, but the crowd can be happy for help – SPRINGBOARD DROPKICKS by Kidman & Rey Mysterio Jr!

The two cruiserweights continue their alliance together and support of Konnan, and Adams and Horace eat feet! Vincent swings and misses with a clothesline to Kidman and takes a Head Scissors Takedown, while Mysterio leaps up onto Stevie Ray for a release Hurricanrana! LARIAT by Scott Norton! The bruiser wallops Mysterio! The numbers start to quickly catch up to the good guys, despite Konnan coming back in with some offense as well, the might of Norton, Adams, and Stevie Ray especially making sure they punch, kick, and slam Konnan and the midgets down to the canvas. Schiavone cries for Chavo Guerrero to hear the words of Konnan and help, but there is no one coming down..

...except for the best man of all, GOLDBERG!

Da Man sprints out from the back as the Black & White look to put the finishing blow to Konnan, tossing his jacket to the ground on the sprint down the aisle, diving into the ring for the mayhem! The crowd is absolutely loving it, and Goldberg starts dishing out the shots! Right hand to Horace! Double clothesline to Vincent and Stevie! Savate Kick to Scott Norton! Through the ropes goes Norton! Brian Adams charges in - BIG BOOT… ducked by Goldberg! Da Man runs off the ropes and back he comes – SPEAR!

Goldberg wrecks the big man! That helps give Mysterio and Kidman a chance to get back up to their feet, and they’re joining too! Standing Dropkicks send Vincent and Stevie Ray out of the ring… and Konnan does the same to Horace Hogan with his Rolling Clothesline! The crowd is serenading Da Man with his name, and he gives them a great exclamation point to Adams… JACKHAMMER!

Da Man is all kinds of fired up tonight! He’s run The Elite out of Ohio, and now he’s laid waste to their B-Squad! He shows his respect to Konnan, Mysterio, and Kidman, the three all showing Goldberg their appreciation for his save as well. “Goldberg promised the nWo a war!” cries Schiavone in his nightly aneurysm moment. “He is bringing the war to the nWo! Hogan and The Wolfpac have run in fear tonight, and now the Black and White have been run through! Goldberg will have his revenge!”

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WCW UNITED STATES TITLE: Bret Hart © vs. Diamond Dallas Page

You know that Michael Buffer is in the ring for all those cheesy, over the top pre-match introductions, but don’t worry Mother Canuckers, he is announced as Bret Hart, not Bret Clark! The commentators hype up the feud between these two men and The Hitman’s attempts to dodge DDP’s rematch since winning the US Title back from Page the night after World War 3, while The Brain of course tries to sell the fact that The Hitman isn’t even fit to compete tonight! Hart goes through every stall tactic he can in the beginning minutes of this match, teasing multiple lock ups with Page only to pull back or roll out of the ring, doing extra stretches to his groin muscle and leg, rubbing at the injured muscle, or simply pointing at it to repeatedly sell that he isn’t fit to wrestle tonight, which of course, may or may not be true at this point.

The Hitman is excellent at both frustrating his title challenger, and letting the contest build up slowly, DDP constantly unable to find a rhythm in the contest because Hart refuses to let Page attack with passion and vigor, the veteran so excellent at getting himself into the ropes to force a break in the action or again rolling to the outside to collect his breath, content for senior referee Mickey Jay to start a count. The action is very simplistic when taking place, Hart and Page mixing in some solid brawling action with the old school basics, making sure every Headlock Takedown and Snapmare has the crispness that makes it look as fun to see as a Hurricanrana.

Despite the claims of injury, The Excellence of Execution is actually able to control a large portion of the middle of the match because of his well, excellence, in baiting Page into a poor decision and then using his technical prowess to take DDP down to the canvas. Schiavone and Tenay really hammer home how DDP is one of the most passionate wrestlers in the company, and that usually his passion is his biggest strength, but Hart is using that as The Hitman’s biggest strength instead, DDP just too over exuberant to finally get this rematch against Hart for the gold. That allows The Hitman to do what he likes to do best, and systematically tear his opponent down. Hart uses all of his key setup moves like elbow and knee drops to the knee/inner leg of Page, as well as several hamstring pulls and kicks to the hammy, taking Page’s legs out from him.

After a long beat down period on Page, the New Jersey native looks like he is finally able to make a comeback with a flurry of right hands, stunning Hart. However, The Hitman shows that groin is maybe just fine and dandy as he lands on his feet with no issues to escape out of DDP’s Trip to the Diamond Mine tilt-a-whirl slam, sweeping the leg out from underneath Page and locking him right into the Figure Four Leg Lock!

The Hitman gets the submission locked right in the middle of the ring, and again, it’s a long, crowd-teasing struggle for Page, trying to get to the ropes from three different directions, failing each time… but finding a way to ultimately roll over prone and force all the pressure on Hart! Just when it looked like a tap out was the only outcome, DDP finds a way to show no quit again!

Hart is right back to the attack again, capping spells of offense with near falls this time, one from a DDT and the other from an outside-in Vertical Suplex. Just when it looks like this is all Bret Hart and it’s Sharpshooter time, DDP reverses with an Inside Cradle for a two count, and as both men get back up to their feet – DIAMOND CUTTER! Page hits his lethal finisher from the most unlikely of moments, but the veteran Hart rolls out of the ring to the floor from the impact!

There’s a nice long count from the referee with Hart on the outside, but the damage done to DDP is so significant that Hart is actually back into the ring and on his feet before Page. The two men slug it out, but finally DDP is able to score some offense of his rival, and even scores a near fall with his Diamond Clash, the awkward Belly-to-Back Inverted Slam that looks like it might be a powerbomb, might be a piledriver, naw mate, just gonna fall forward and slam your face and torso off the canvas!

The Excellence of Execution shows how he can be offensive while being counter defensive, surprising Page with several quick pins as Page finally is able to pick the pace up… but none of his small package, school boy, or Crucifix pins are able to get the job done.

Page looks for his Diamond Dream leaping DDT to keep his run going, but Hart blocks it, holding on, and reversing with an Inverted Atomic Drop! You just know the Russian Legsweep and Backbreaker will follow, and after the second turnbuckle pointed Elbow Drop, the SHARPSHOOTER follows! Much like with the Figure Four, it’s locked in at a prime location by Hart, and it should be the end of Diamond Dallas Page…

…but again, he digs deep, fights through the pain, and somehow is able to crawl and scratch his way to the bottom rope!!!

Bret Hart is left sitting on the canvas in a bemused state, flapping his arms off his sides in a ‘what else can I do’ sort of state at his inability to put DDP away. Hart is slow and methodical in his follow up offense on DDP, not wanting to lose his cool and allow Page to get back into the contest, although DDP still does his best to keep trying to punch and fight his way back into the match.

Instead, Hart rattles him with a Headbutt, and then hoists Page up to the top turnbuckle. Hart climbs up as well, looking for a patented Superplex to try and add something else to get Page to finally stay down. The Hitman tries to hook Page in the front chancery, but DDP fires off shots to the ribs! Page is in survival mode now!

Hart uses a double axe handle to regain superiority, but DDP headbutts Hart! It’s time to get sketchy as Page is standing on the top turnbuckle and The Hitman is still on the second… AVALANCHE DIAMOND CUTTER~!

The big headbutt by Page creates the slimmest of openings, and DDP is able to grab a hold of Hart’s head and leap off the top, using the force on Hart’s head to twist his opponent’s body sideways before driving him face first off the canvas. The crowd absolutely loves the big spot, and it should get a “Holy Shit” moment, but it doesn’t, because sometimes crowds just aren’t very nice. It does have both men down and out on the canvas, Tenay noting how DDP expertly makes sure to move just a touch after landing so that Hart doesn’t end up pinning Page on the landing with their positions!

The Hitman ends up rolling onto his back after the impact anyways, which makes it perfect for Page because all he has to do is muster what little energy he has left to drape an arm over the chest of Hart… and get the victory!

Winner: Diamond Dallas Page at 16:39 to WIN the WCW United States Championship

There is a huge roar from the crowd in delight as “Self High Five” hits and Michael Buffer lets Ohio State and the viewing audience know that we do indeed have ourselves a brand new United States Heavyweight Champion (of the World, Michael Buffer declares, which of course defeats the idea of US, but hey, he’s overpaid, on a contract, and doesn’t have to worry about being accurate!). Referee Mickey Jay has to actually help DDP a bit to his feet, the victor looking the part not so much because of the beating he still took from Hart.

The Hitman, to his credit, rolls to the outside and recoups there, meaning that the moment purely belongs to one Diamond Dallas Page. Schiavone shills the hell out of DDP being the new Champion, Heenan cries foul that Hart was calling for an injury timeout and was unfairly denied, while The Professor puts over how DDP knows no quit, enduring so much pain from Hart but still finding a way to win, even if it meant putting his own body on the line like he did for that huge, super Diamond Cutter. It’s a nice happy moment here on Monday Nitro to end the show - a rarity, so don’t get used to it, kids! - as Schiavone sells how Page has the heart of a Champion, and now he has the piece of gold to go with it. And, of course, having hyped ad nauseum that we got to have a show without The Wolfpac around for pretty much all of it, Schiavone also adds how we’re able to get moments like this that the fans and good men like DDP deserve… with, of course, one final hype for Thursday Thunder and the hope that we get the same again then!
 

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WCW Thunder
Indianapolis, Indiana
January 21, 1999


It’s Thursday, and that means you are on TBS - The SuperStation to watch World Championship Wrestling, the only wrestling company that has wrestling on Monday AND Thursday nights… and that will never change! Tony Schiavone, Mike Tenay, and Larry Zbyszko are in the booth for a night that will feature two more matches in the First Round of the 16-team WCW World Tag Team Title Tournament, PLUS… after the skirmish between Goldberg and the nWo Black & White on Monday, DA MAN will be in the main event against Brian Adams! The Living Legend also adds that this will be the last night for him doing commentary on Thunder so he can focus more fully on establishing rankings for the various WCW Championships as a new member of the WCW Executive Committee. So let’s get to the action, because in this company, we actually wrestle, gosh darnit!

WCW TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT: Brad & Scott Armstrong vs. Buff Bagwell & Lex Luger (w/Miss Elizabeth)

Commentary is heavily focused on how The Wolfpac were AWOL during Monday Nitro earlier in the week, but with Goldberg hyper-focused on his main event match tonight, there is no anxiety for The Stuff and Total Package tonight. They also have the busty and beautiful Miss Elizabeth at their side, which of course isn’t going to do a damn thing if Goldberg shows up, but hey, the teenagers are happy! It’s ironic how the New World Order have been given an easy first round match up, but as the commentators tell us, most of the pairings have been done so randomly to try and maximize fairness (the one exception, of course, is that The Outsiders’ opponent for the First Round has been hand picked by President Flair).

It’s obvious who is winning this match, and The Elite win handedly. Bagwell takes care of Scott with the Buff Blockbuster from the second turnbuckle, while Luger gets the victory for the team by making Brad submit to The Human Torture Rack. However, it’s not a nWo squash fest unless Scott Steiner & The Outsiders get into ring after the match for the bag & tag! Nash and Hall each hit their signature moves to an Armstrong, while Steiner and Bagwell bro it out with some spray paint to the backs of The Armstrongs. Well, at least the third Armstrong wasn’t at ringside to get tagged too.

Winners: Buff Bagwell & Lex Luger at 3:47

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But Wait! There’s More!

The New World Order stays in the ring with a mic after beating down the poor enhancement veterans, and get excited, nostalgic’s… it’s an ‘Ey Yo… and survey time! Scott Hall wants ta know… who came ta see Dubya-See-Dubya… or who came ta see tha n-Dubya-o. Even though the nWo gets a chant along and big pop, Da Bad Guy says that survey says...chalk one mo’...for da good guys! Kevin Nash makes it clear from the rip then that the reason The Wolfpac wasn’t at Monday Nitro wasn’t because of Goldberg showing up and running them off, or the nWo being scared of Goldberg. “What do we have to be scared of Goldberg for? What do I have to be scared of Goldberg? I’m the guy… who PINNED Bill Goldberg!”

Nuclear heat ensues as Big Sexy and Medium-Sized Sexy poke a lot of fun at beating Goldberg at Starrcade, with Hall making sure to click that taser throughout the self-gloat session to run down Goldberg. Hall also, while getting that taser right up in the camera, to remind The Giant...that he told jou...he would get back at you, chico...and now, look who is in dis ring...and who...is in...da hospital!

Buff Bagwell boasts how The Elite of professional wrestling swept the WCW dirt at Souled Out, just like we’ve been doin’ for the past two and a half years, “and boys, it ain’t ever gonna change! Hahahahaha!” Big Poppa Pump gets a quick line in to point out that this is cable television right here, and as the TV Champion, that makes him the Champion of Thunder, demanding that everyone in Indianapolis bow down to their Champion! He’s met with a lot of boos… and some trash thrown at him! Steiner’s response, “yeah, well have fun losin’ every year like you did this season! The Colts suck, Peyton Manning sucks and will never amount to anything! You want a real leader!? Make Hulk Hogan your Quarterback!” That gets even more nuclear heat, as Steiner comes hard at the NFL team and their rookie QB, the #1 draft pick having only led the team to a 3-13 record in his debut season. (Lol, Peyton Manning as a rookie. That’s how old this shit is, folks.)

Big Sexy takes the stick back, praising the “incredible work horse like mentality” of Bagwell and Luger in their victory, with The Total Package chiming in quick that when they meet The Outsiders in the Finals at SuperBrawl, it’s gonna be the greatest technical tag team match in history, drawing more laughs from the group. Nash, putting on a sarcastic scared tone, says that’s only if they can get past President Flair’s mystery opponents. Hall joins in with Frankenstein arms and fingers, mocking the fear factor.

Bagwell breaks the fear feign by obnoxiously cackling that Flair’s gonna have to break into the retirement home or insane asylum to find two senile or crazy men to wanna face the greatest tag team of all time. Hall coos his agreement, while Nash challenges Flair to even beg and persuade Goldberg and Sting to come and team up as The Mega Powers 2000, “because nobody can The Outsiders… and Goldberg can’t beat… Big Sexy.” The group at least make sure to hype the fact that The Outsiders’ First Round match is next week against the mystery team throughout the promo as well, with the group of course adding that The Outsiders beating Flair’s team next week and an all-nWo Finals in the Tag Team Title Tournament, is just… too sweeeeet!

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Jerry Flynn vs. Van Hammer

Who here is excited for this match!? Van Hammer comes out in his ripped up jeans, tye-dye tank top, hair that probably hasn’t been washed since even before he joined Raven’s Flock, and a little tiny flower in between his hands as well. As soon as referee Johnny Boone gets ready to ring the bell, Hammer gets a mic and offers the kickboxer his flower as a “peace offering… man” because Van Hammer is here to “make peace, not war”. Flynn is confused as hell by the pacifist, but doesn’t actually accept the flower, or reject it. Devastated by the lack of acceptance from Flynn, Van Hammer instead bows his head in sadness… and walks out of the match, heartbroken!

There is an awkward lull as Flynn has his arms outstretched, confused as to what is happening, and wanting a match (with Tenay actually doing a great job to explain that the match never started, so Flynn hasn’t won a match, so he won’t get the winner’s bonus tonight). However, it’s not great for Flynn because with an opponent needed, an opponent he gets… in Wrath! The absolutely jacked colossus comes out from the back to be the impromptu opponent, and well, he does what he’s been doing for the most part over the last few months: mow through his opponent. The Meltdown puts Flynn away inside three minutes, continuing to try and put the big man over after Nash killed all of his momentum by making him do the j-o-b to him last month.

Winner: Wrath at 2:18

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Assistant? Intern? Do You Bitch Work, Kid

It’s time for a pre-recorded vignette, as we get footage from “Earlier” with another chyron letting us know we’re at the Turner/CNN conglomerate headquarters in Atlanta, Georgia. Somewhere in the annals of the skyscraper, a highly downtrodden Eric Bischoff is in a conference room, where in front of him is a long table that is filled with stacks of paper, each one at least one foot high! At the head of the conference room is recently reappointed head of the Executive Committee, J.J. Dillon, arms flapped out and berating Bischoff for the job that is in front of him, shouting that he needs to get all of these documents and contracts of title matches and wrestlers organized and folded - that’s his job as the Executive Committee’s personal assistant! Bischoff whines that there is no way he can get all of this done; he should have help for this! Where are the interns at!?

Chuckling with glee, Dillon points out that when Bischoff was the President of WCW, he cut all of the assistants to the Executive Committee, and continued to cut out the chances for Dillon to do any of the administrative aspects of his job. So all of the title matches, contracts, and paperwork that Bischoff created as President, almost always without the backing or coordination with the Executive Committee, it never got taken care of! Dillon grins as he points out that now that the tables are turned, “you’re the only assistant or intern I need! So get filing, intern!” Dillon then lets out a hearty laugh, turns out of the door, closing it shut… and locking it behind him! As he walks away from the now locked conference room, he shouts to Bischoff to give him a call when he’s gotten all of the paperwork caught up. “You know the number, Eric. I’ll be in your old office!”

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WCW CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE: Kidman © vs. Jushin Liger

The IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Champion gets one final match for the week before departing back to the Far East, and he gets a title opportunity to boot! Rey Mysterio Jr. also gets an introduction before the match as he joins the talking heads at the commentators booth for a guest commentating spot, where he also gets to talk about him and Kidman helping Konnan against the New World Order as of late, and Rey putting friendship over competition with Kidman at Souled Out, despite potentially having the match won at the same time Kidman did! Mysterio does add though that despite putting any qualms with the finish on Sunday aside, he and Kidman still have a professional duty to get in the ring, just the two of them, and find out who is the best, title or no title on the line.

It should be no surprise that this match is another typical barn burner, Liger incorporating a blend of the increasingly-prolific strong style Antonio Inoki is trying to get over in NJPW and aerial maneuvers to combat Kidman’s high octane car crash style of wrestling. Liger blends the two with a Wrecking Ball Dropkick through the ropes at one point, and then does it again a few minutes later, but instead of actually doing the dropkick, keeps his legs around Kidman’s neck to hit a freaking ridiculous Swinging Hurricanrana!

Kidman, to his credit, is a resilient combatant, and dazzles as well, at one point with a Triangle Double Springboard Plancha, jumping from second turnbuckle to top rope to outside, as well as a Slingshot DDT from apron to inside. The excellent Japanese star has the crowd absolutely bit on several excellent near falls, especially on a second turnbuckle Bridging Belly-to-Back Suplex and later on a Frog Splash, but unfortunately for the challenger, his finisher is the Liger Bomb. That’s a Powerbomb, people. And as we all better know: you don’t Powerbomb Kidman!

The Champion, despite a grueling match, still musters the energy to reverse the Liger Bomb with a Spinning Bulldog! That has both men down, and a fast sequence follows of quick reversals as each man looks for the moment needed to get the other man down. After ducking a big back elbow strike Kidman runs off the ropes, but Liger does the same thing on the same ropes, trying to surprise the Champion - but Kidman halts his momentum, planting his feet and catching Liger by surprise instead with his Rydeen Bomb! The top turnbuckle beckons from there, and the Shooting Star Press connects! It’s a great TV showcase, but it’s yet another title defense for the kid from Allentown, Pennsylvania!

Exhausted, the Champion is grateful just to have Charles Robinson raise his arm in victory, but he still makes it a point to remind the fans the kind of class act he strives to be: by offering his vanquished foe a handshake. Liger, after a pause, accepts the handshake from Kidman, giving everyone a nice little happy moment to end the great match.

Winner: Kidman at 11:42 to retain the WCW Cruiserweight Championship

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Conspiracy!

‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund is dressed in his tuxedo best and in the entrance aisle for one of his trademark ringside interviews. Okerlund does a quick recap for who his guest will be by talking about how Chris Jericho had referee Scott Dickenson in his back pocket… at least until President Ric Flair put a stop to it, put Jericho in an I Quit match against Perry Saturn, and with help from the Turner Vision, the big spot he took on Sunday with a Death Valley Driver off the stage and through a table.

The Paragon of Virtue then comes out from the back with his ‘Jericho Personal Security’ guard Ralphus. Jericho’s hair looks like it’s even more askew than possible, and of course to ridiculously oversell his injuries, is in a neck brace, full body cast… and a wheelchair. Okerlund immediately points out how all of the medical equipment on Jericho is kind of contradicting itself, and that while Jericho must be hurting and in pain from that big spot on Sunday, this is just ridiculous!

With Ralphus taking hold of Mean Gene’s arm to gently lower it down to Jericho’s face, that in and of itself creating an awkward moment as Okerlund spews in disgust at having to get this suit washed because Ralphus touched it. “First off Gene Mean, you should be so lucky to have a great man like Ralphus violate your disgusting suit with his pungent aroma!” Jericho spits back in retort. The Candian then begins to call out Okerlund for his claims of contradiction about his injuries, listing all of the injuries that he has suffered at the hands of Perry Saturn: three broken vertebrae, five herniated discs, 16 bulging discs, a probable need for neck fusion surgery for his vertebrae, a shattered elbow, and not to mention, a stubbed toe!

“BUT! Because I am a Paragon of Virtue, because I am The Greatest Man Alive, The Most Entertaining Showman, and because this is Thursday Night Jericho and I have the spirit and energy of all of my Jericholics… Gene, I will overcome my injuries in time to return next week, AND… avoid surgery!” Okerlund can only snort in bemusement at the ludicrous claims of his guest. Jericho isn’t done talking about the “medieval sort of violence” inflicted on him by Saturn, and is launching a formal petition to the new Executive Committee to have the result of the I Quit match overturned because after all, Saturn attacked him after the match should have already been over!

“I am confident that the Executive Committee will hear my claims, understand that I continue to be the victim of a conspiracy against the success of Jericholism, and announce that Chris Jericho defeated Perry Saturn at Souled Out! Ralphus! Ralphus, raise my hand you dingus!” Ralphus does as he’s told, raising Jericho’s arm in victory. However, he uses the arm that was having Okerlund point the mic, causing the microphone to drop to the floor first, and then Jericho wince and cry in pain at Ralphus trying, and failing, to raise Jericho’s arm in victory… since he is in a full body cast.

Once Okerlund gets the microphone and continues the interview, sans Ralphus’ help, Jericho points out how Ralphus, despite his straight sex appeal, is also a bumbling, stupid idiot, and failed to adequately protect Jericho on Sunday. He won’t fire Ralphus because of the 15 kids he has to feed at home because the ladies cannot resist him, but he is on official secret probation! Jericho says that he clearly needs some better protection after the conspiracy that took place on Sunday, and, even better, he adds on a stuttering second thought, he deserves championship gold too!

“Yeah! I deserve to have gold around my broken waist yet again, bay-bay! So that is why, Gene Mean, The Paragon of Virtue will be taking one of the final spots in the Tag Team Tournament, and my partner… my partner will be someone bigger and badder than even a gigantic, muscular, peaked freak like myself, daddie-o! And… and, I will make sure that the conspiracy that Ric Flair and WCW have against me is RUINED by Chris Jericho being one-half of the WCW World Tag Team Champions! Maybe then, President Ric Flair will know to NEVER… nnnever disrespect the name of Chris Jericho, a-gain!

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Chris Benoit vs. Scott Norton

Clips from Souled Out show how Norton interfered to cost The Crippler from winning the TV Title from Scott Norton to set up this match, and the commentators discuss how both competitors apparently agreed to no interference tonight between the two factions as both men believe they are the badder, more fierce competitor. The two men absolutely stiff the hell out of each other from the moment Nick Patrick calls for the bell, foregoing the good ole collar and elbow for forearm strikes, knife edge chops, and a particularly nasty Bionic Elbow from Norton right to the skull of Benoit definitely rings a few bells for The Crippler, sending him staggering off the ropes and right into an Overhead Belly-to-Belly Suplex!

Norton is able to prove his chops throughout most of the contest, staying level with Benoit as the two men are constantly finding a way to neutralize the offense of the other. Benoit escapes out of a Vertical Suplex attempt, lands behind Norton, and does one better than normal, folding the bigger Norton up like an accordion with a Dragon Suplex! Benoit somehow bridges with it, but Norton kicks out just before three!

The big man though fights back moments later, blocking a Hip Toss, executing one of his own, but catching Benoit on his shoulder so he’s in a Candian Rack… and then completing his Flashback secondary finisher with the Inverted Shoulder Breaker! Norton goes right into a stiff, forearm to the face cover, but it’s still not enough as Benoit kicks out right before three as well!

The two men work as hard as they can to put the other one away, and the stiff action keeps coming, with another stiff interchange deciding the finish to the match. After another sequence of hard strikes, going back and forth to try and knock the other man down, Norton starts knocking Benoit back with several forearm shots, and then rocking Benoit back into the ropes with a Headbutt… but Benoit bounces back off the ropes and hits a Spinning Chop right to the THROAT of Norton!

Benoit immediately dives in with a release Northern Lights Suplex to down the winded Norton, slits the throat, and heads up top… SWANDIVE HEADBUTT… connects! Benoit makes the cover after selling the move, and after a very fun match, The Crippler gets his heat back, garnering revenge on Norton after he cost the Horseman his chance at gold on Sunday.

Winner: Chris Benoit at 9:26

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Going To See A Man About A Horse

We have some WCW cameras backstage in case any mischief or hijinx occur, and while neither are going on right now, we’re still backstage because dressed in what is apparently cool clothes in 1999 with his pants below the waist and flannels is Konnan, caught up following behind Chavo Guerrero Jr., desperately trying to keep pace with Chavito, who doesn’t seem to be interested in what he is saying. Konnan is speaking in equal parts English, equal parts Spanish, as he tries to talk, beg, plead, and at times shout sense into the brain of the loco third-generation star, trying to get him to “fo’get about dis Pepe business” and realize that he needs to get with reality, essa.

Chavo keeps walking around, however, head flashing from side to side, clearly distracted and muttering “Pepe” intermittently. As the two round a corner, with Konnan not even sure if Chavo is listening to him at this point, K-Dawg grabs Chavo by the shoulder… and SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL!

Getting right in Chavo’s face, a hand around his cheeks and over his chin, doing everything he can to get through to Chavo. “YOU NEED TO LISTEN UP VATO! Don’t you get it, holmes!? The n-Dubya-o?? I’m tellin’ you, spittin’ truth, dawg: they took you Eddy! That’s your blood! FAMILIA! IN A HOSPITAL! CAREER IN JEOPARDY! DAT’S WHAT MATTA’S! NOT SOME STUPID HORSE!” Konnan releases his hand around Chavo’s face, breathing heavily from how fired up he is (and all this walking is a lot of exercise for a lazy hombre like K-Dawg), the two men staring intently at one another. The loco look on Chavo’s face is disappearing as he stares at Konnan, a man who is like a mentor to him, seemingly realizing the words that he is shouting to him…

...but Norman Smiley walks into the shot, LITERALLY RIDING Pepe, smacking his own ass along the way! Smiley pantomimes pulling on the reigns of Pepe to come to a screeching halt as he comes up on the two, even chuckling out a, “whoooaaa, Pepe, whoooaaa” for good measure.

Chavo sees Smiley come into the shot and goes full Kevin McAllister Home Alone, cupping his own face and screaming in heartbreak and agony before bolting away from everyone! The sight of Pepe in the possession of Smiley drove him mad all over again! Smiley laughs in glee at seeing the agony on Chavo’s face, and knowing he was so close to getting Guerrero to come back to reality, Konnan attacks!

K-Dawg unloads on Smiley with a flurry of lefts and rights! Shoulder tackle into the wall as well! Konnan is all kinds of fired up, beating the holy hell of Smiley until he’s dropped on his ass up against the wall, but Doug Dillinger and his crew of yellow shirt Rent A Cops are on the scene to pull him apart before he can do any significant damage! As Konnan is pulled apart from Smiley, he hurls all sorts of probable threats and insults at him, but honestly, I couldn’t tell if truthfully if he did. It was all in Spanish.

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TAG TEAM TITLE TOURNAMENT: Booker T & Perry Saturn vs. David Taylor & Fit Finlay

We get more great tag team action in the Round of 16, with the commentators kind of doing their job in discussing throughout the match if the chemistry and experience of Finlay and Taylor will be enough of an edge against the unfamiliar pairing of two men in Booker and Saturn who are both on a hot spell individually. Schiavone actually takes it one step father throughout the match when discussing Booker and Saturn, explaining that he talked with both men backstage earlier today and that the reason they have decided to team up and enter the tournament together because they both believe that now is the time to try and win as much championship gold as possible while Ric Flair is the President instead of Eric Bischoff, so with the Tag Titles vacant, this is a golden opportunity to compete for the titles, as well as wanting to pursue singles gold as well!

The new look team impress early on with all four men coming in fresh and even, both Booker and Saturn able to do well in their individual battles against Finlay and Taylor. However, the non-verbal communication between Finlay and Taylor comes in handy later on as Finlay makes a blind tag to Taylor when Booker reverses a whip to send the Britishman into the ropes instead. That allows the Irishman to then connect with a double axe handle to the upper back as Taylor keeps Book pre-occupied. The two technicians then utilize a double Vertical Suplex to put the Harlem man down to the canvas, and take control of the match.

The veterans then isolate Booker for a large portion of the contest, cutting the ring in half, keeping him in their corner, making quick tags, and using double team maneuvers to good effect. The Professor even adds that by isolating Booker, himself a tag team specialist as well with Harlem Heat, it takes away a potential key communication aspect if Booker was on the corner instead of Saturn. Despite the good work of Finlay and Taylor to work Booker over, the exuberant athlete works his way back into the match by getting a boot up to block a charging Finlay in the corner, using his last reserve of energy to hop up to the second turnbuckle and leap off with a Corkscrew Elbow Strike to the standing Finlay.

The hot tag comes to The Gargoyle, and Perry Saturn comes into the ring with all of the fire, dropping the now legal Taylor with repeated running strikes and some of his patented Suplex variations, stopping only because of Finlay surprising him with a running European Uppercut! That is, until Saturn starts going to town on him, catching a running Boot attempt and throwing him overhead with a Capture Suplex!

As Saturn takes care of Finlay, Taylor lines him up for an attack from behind, but not so fast, you crafty mangy git! Booker T knows it’s coming and leaps OVER Saturn, decking Taylor with a Springboard Heat Seeker missile dropkick! Finlay rolls out of the ring on impact from the Capture Suplex, and Saturn finishes off the pieces of Dave Taylor moments later with the Death Valley Driver, giving the new look team the victory to advance to the Quarterfinals!

Winners: Booker T & Perry Saturn at 7:18

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Feel.The.BANG! You Know, And Stuff

It’s time for that good ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund segment again, but to change it up, this time Okerlund is in the ring. Oh joy! Okerlund hypes up his next guest as a man who gave all of the fans an early Match of the Year performance this past Monday Night Nitro, and won back the WCW United States Championship for a third-time. He is a man of the people, he is Diamond Dallas Page. DDP loves to play up that role as People’s Champion, and that is exactly why after coming out from the back and getting the big pyro bang to go along with bringing down the Diamond symbol, he hops the rail and makes his entrance through the crowd, as he always likes to do. Once in the ring, Okerlund and DDP talk about the US Title victory from Monday, with Page adding some kudos The Hitman’s way by voicing that it may have been a MOTY worthy event, but it takes two to tango, and Bret Hart gave him the biggest run for his money he can get without losing, “and for that, I thank ya.”

Okerlund asks DDP what we can expect from Diamond as the US Champion, and it comes as no surprise that Page tells Okerlund and all of Indianapolis that he will be a fighting champion. “It’s as simple this, monkeys in the back. I don’t care if you’re a part of WCW, if you’re a nWo jabroni, if you’re from New Japan, if you’re in a mask down in Mexico, or workin’ in some bingo hall right now. The United States is supposed to be all about opportunity, Mean Gene, and that’s what I’m bringin’ as Champion. Anyone wanna come knockin’ for the gold, all ya’ gotta do is show up in the ring with DDP! Badda Bing! Badda Boom! Badda BANG!”

That always gets the cheap pop from the crowd, but DDP keeps it going when he then asks Mean Gene if he knows what the other part of being the US Champion means. Okerlund, of course, defers to Page, and he lets us know exactly what he’s getting it: bein’ US Champ means that you’re second best in WCW. And bein’ second best? That means your next in line at the first bet, “and that means YOU… brother!

If it wasn’t obvious what he meant, DDP adds that he’s not going to stop until he pulls a Goldberg and works his way from being US Champion to World Heavyweight Champion all at once, “until you, HulkSCUM, Feel.The.BANG!” It’s another cheap pop as DDP throws up the Diamond Cutter symbol again, Mean Gene recapping for everyone in case they couldn’t tell: DDP is proud to be the United States Champion, all comers are welcome to try and take the belt off of him, but he’s not going to stop until it’s Champion versus Champion - Hogan versus Page!

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Brian Adams (w/nWo Black & White) vs. Goldberg

Goldberg gets the full entrance treatment tonight because he is Goldberg and the main attraction of the main event tonight. With Horace Hogan, Stevie Ray, and Vincent at ringside, Da Man gives the group a hard look before entering the ring, letting them know without words how foolish it would be to try and interfere tonight. Despite being Da Man, he still finds himself physically outmatched by the 6’6” 315 pounder, and Adams uses every inch and ounce of that frame to out muscle Goldberg in the early goings.

However, he probably takes it a step too far by taunting Goldberg when he is able to shove him down at one point, which just pisses Goldberg off, and the ass kicking commences. It’s a lot of Goldberg dominating his bigger opponent from there, including an incredibly impressive Gorilla Press Powerslam to the big man at one point!

However, Vincent distracting referee Mickey Jay allows Horace Hogan and Stevie Ray to both try and attack Goldberg, and while it’s not actually successful, it does succeed in providing a distraction for Adams to then connect with a Big Boot! It only earns a near fall, and a Sidewalk Slam only earns a one count. Adams knows he has to do something big to be just the second man to defeat Goldberg, and a Chokeslam is the plan, but Goldberg escapes! Savate Kick! Adams struggles to his feet – SPEAR!

Up again we go then, front chancery, with Goldberg looking around to see if the rest of the B-Squad wants any parts. They don’t, and the JACKHAMMER means we get an all too easy victory for Goldberg on Thunder. The rest of the nWo still surprisingly don’t get into the ring to try and attack Goldberg after the match, and also surprising is that The Wolfpac don’t show up afterwards either. Instead, for the second show in a row, we actually just get a fun moment of a face standing tall, with the commentators discussing how Goldberg has dispatched a member of the nWo Black and White tonight, the Security Force of the New World Order, but next week on Nitro… Goldberg will take the war to The Elite!

Winner: Goldberg at 4:32
 

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WCW Saturday Night
January 23, 1999
[61%]

‘The Living Legend’ Larry Zbyszko is replaced on commentary tonight by two men because he’s just that much of a living legend, and that is why WCW’s Internet Booth regulars Lee Marshall and Mark Madden are joining Scott Hudson for this two hours of fun filled wrestling, kids! And boy oh boy, do you want to watch this show tonight instead of turning on the Nintendo 64 - saving Peach can wait, Mario! - and I know you just bought the brand new WCW/nWo Thunder for the Playstation, but you don’t want to miss the six matches on the card tonight! Scott Steiner defends the WCW World Television Championship, we have a Four Horseman in action, plus, we will know the final participants of the WCW World Tag Team Title Tournament by the end of the show!

Glacier def. Al Greene

We get the expansive, and expensive, Blood Runs Cold Mortal Kombat rip off entrance for the midcard flop with the blue lighting hues, blue laser beams, and fake snow showering from the rafters. Despite having had such little success in WCW, it’s an enhancement showing for Glacier tonight, getting to put together an impressive performance against the veteran big bully in Greene, a man clearly only employed with the company because he has a big sexy friend in a powerful position. Glacier gets the victory inside a few minutes with his martial arts inspired Cryonic Kick.

However, we get one of those final teases for the Tag Team Title Tournament as Ice Train comes out after the match to join Glacier in the ring. The 300-plus pound African American talent has a mic in hand as he says that with just two spots left in the tournament, he knows EXACTLY what the people want to see: a union of the two ICE COLD KILLAHS of WCW! Fire and Ice? Blood Runs Cold? It’s not the opposites that attract, they need more ice! More cold and ice puns occur, but ultimately, the two men shake hands and walk out together, Glacier confirming they’re going to team up by letting us know the competition is going to freeze in fear at what they can do together! [55%]

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Hugh Morrus (w/Jimmy Hart) def. Barry Horowitz

Six days after his first loss of the year, but a significant one because it was at Souled Out on PPV, the shaved head and goatee Morrus gets his win back tonight, just against a much inferior opponent. Horowitz is the greatest jobber that ever lived, so he bumps and sells for the 300-plus pounder, Morrus in no jovial mood after Sunday’s loss. His offense is straight power moves and raw aggression, until he shows his great agility with the No Laughing Matter moonsault for the victory. An easy one for Morrus tonight. [51%]

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Scotty Riggs def. Bobby Eaton

The former Flock member got a rare Monday Nitro appearance this week in job duty to Perry Saturn, and he has his hands full with the veteran ‘Beautiful’ Bobby tonight as well. A big part of that though is Riggs’ own arrogance getting the best of him, as he continually takes time outs from the match to flex and pose to show off what he believes to be an impressive physique, and also use his hand held mirror to examine his beautiful looks when outside of the ring as well.

The referee ends up taking a bump from an inadvertent elbow by Riggs when he tries to wrestle the mirror away from him when he might use it as a weapon, and Eaton capitalizes with a Swinging Neckbreaker to let him go up top for the Alabama Jam leg drop. The problem? He is shoved from behind by Scott Putski, sending him crashing to the canvas! Riggs then hits his Leaping Five-Arm, running off the ropes and hitting a forearm that’s so great it’s better than four, and gets the pin as the referee recovers. [58%]

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Riggs. Putski. American Male. Polish Power. They’re Young. They Have Muscles. Team!

The two young, self-absorbed, arrogant, muscle heads have a bro out in the ring after the match, with a bro hug leading to a sort of awkward pose off between the two, peacocking for one another by letting the other see just how totally shredded each man is. For reasons that surely can’t be good for ratings, Riggs then gets a microphone after the match to officially thank Putski for the win, although he definitely did not need it to beat that ugly hack, Eaton. Putski agrees that Riggs most absolutely had the match in hand, but when he saw another Adonis like himself in the ring tonight, it clicked with him that they should be put on a pedestal above the rest of the competition and get to work easier by helping each other… and it should always be legal too!

Riggs heartily agrees, and suggests that not only should they team up, but they should get to wrestle every match the 2 of them versus 1 opponent, to make up for the fact that they have to degrade themselves by even wrestling a foe so comparably hideous and ugly as them! It’s more obnoxious agreement and laughter from the two as they announce themselves as a new team to be had in WCW, with them ending by declaring themselves as the two men who should be granted the final spot in the Tag Team Tournament because when they enter - and win - the tournament, they will give the belts the beautiful uplift they need… by putting their faces on the belts instead! [56%]

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Ernest Miller (w/Sonny Onoo) def. Mark Laroux

The Cat comes out and cuts obnoxious pre-match promo to really just flap his gums and insult the crowd to garner some cheap heat, letting everyone know he is The Greatest and a “bad, bad, baaad man.” He could whoop up on er’body in the crowd tonight with his hands tied behind his back, but instead, for their safety, he will wrestle someone from the back instead.

That man is the rookie Laroux, with his orange afro and starting-to-grow sideburns. While the future Lash Leroux puts up a spirited fight and tries to up the ante at times with some high speed maneuvers, all that does is create a fun high spot for the finish, as Laroux slingshots over the ropes and into the ring from the apron, but does so right into The Cat’s spinning roundhouse Feliner karate kick to give the 3-time World Karate Champion the victory. [63%]

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Steve ‘Mongo’ McMichael def. Bobby Blaze

The Four Horseman hasn’t gotten a whole lot of time in the ring as of late, so this match allows Mongo to remind viewers of the absolute powerhouse that he is. The former Super Bowl Champion just runs roughshod over the enhancement talent with both standing and running shoulder blocks, you know, to show his versatility, before spiking Blaze inside two minutes with the Tombstone Piledriver to grab the victory. [57%]

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Divine Lineage

It’s not WCW without the trademark ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund ring aisle interview, and that is why he is there to get (over)paid, bringing out not one, but two, guests tonight: Barry Windham & Curt Hennig. Neither man are dressed to compete tonight, although Windham essentially is since he’s content to wrestle in the jeans and denim sleeveless jacket. Okerlund recaps the last week for the team - losing to The Flairs at Souled Out but victorious in the First Round of the Tag Tournament - and wants to know if despite being placed in the tournament, the veterans still have war to wage against The President.

Windham makes it clear that Naitch’s position as President has nothing to do with their decision to forget about continuing their fight against Flair. Hennig adds that they want to be facing actual wrestlers when they’re in the ring, and one Flair ain’t ever, nor will ever be, gonna be a wrestler and the other Flair apparently isn’t one anymore either. Okerlund can only assume they care about winning the Tag Team Titles via the tournament, and that is one thing both Hennig and Windham can agree on with the legendary correspondent.

They’ve won titles all across the world, over the course of two different decades. Their fathers have won titles all over the world in the decades before that, and even won a Tag Team Championship together! Hennig declares that wrestling, and success, is in the blood of both of them, adding that they are wrestling royalty. Windham goes one step further that their blood is darn near divinity from God Himself (Hulk Hogan??), and it’s high time they start getting treated and respected as such.

Hennig claims that winning the Tag Titles together is only the first step to everyone seeing their divine heritage. The somewhat flat interview ends from there, Okerlund thankfully making no mention of the fact that the veterans, having feuded with Flair because of spitting on the tradition of the sport by choosing Bischoff over him, money over honor, are now focusing on the heritage and tradition of the careers (and fathers). WCW, man. [69%]

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Scott Steiner def. La Parka to retain the WCW World Television Title

Big Poppa Pump was forced into defending the Television Title at Souled Out because he clearly had not defended the TV Title in the past week like he is supposed to. Well here we are, another week done, and Steiner hasn’t defended the gold. So Saturday Night?? Enjoy your main event! La Parka may not have done pretty much anything at all since the break up of the lWo, but this is Saturday Night, and the skeletor’s antics with the steel chair is something the kids just love!

La Parka dances with the chair, does some poses on it, and even tries to use the chair during the match on Big Poppa Pump. However, one man is someone the kids love, and the other is in the nWo Wolfpac/Elite. Yepp, Steiner hits a few Belly-to-Belly variations, throws in a Fall Away Slam for good luck, and then scores the submission victory with the Steiner Recliner for the relatively easy victory and title retention. [74%]
 

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I think I might have mentioned this before to you way back on WC, and I know it's just Saturday Night, but I hate the match result being written before the match. Have seen multiple versions of it as a reader and it always annoys me. What annoyed me less was the ICE COLD KILLAHS~! and American/Polish power. Ridiculously fun stuff.
 

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WCW Monday Nitro
Dallas, Texas
January 25, 1999
[78%]

As the show starts just a few minutes before 9PM - suck it, Raw Is War! - to get that competitive edge, tonight is straight to the opening video package, with all of the Jimmy Hart instrumentals, fire and pyro themed video work, it’s showtime! And we start tonight?? With Doug Dillinger outside a locker room we all know by now, there’s an emphatic knock and the saying, “it’s time!” Monday Nitro is starting off with GOLDBERG!

A Really Long Opening Segment?? This Is TNT, Not USA!

He’s not dressed to wrestle - jeans and a Harley Davidson leather jacket - but there’s a huge pop from inside the arena as Da Man power marches through the backstage hallways, nostrils flaring, that physical intimidation and charisma oozing through the camera, and “Invasion” hits to bring Goldberg through the smoke and sparkling pyro, that incredible aura about him. Goldberg takes his time in the ring to get on the stick, instead letting the crowd cheer him on and serenade him with the usual - “Goooooldberg, Goooooldberg!” The pop only gets bigger as Goldberg growls out, “nWo… YOU’RE NEXT~!”

Goldberg says that he took care of the “nWo Bitch Squad” this past week, but if any of Adams, Stevie Ray, Norton, or Horace wanna come back for more, he won’t stop until they’re in a hospital then! Goldberg snarls that he said he would run through the nWo one by one, and now that they’re next, it’s all about what he said a few weeks ago – “who’s first? And I know exactly who I want first! KEVIN NASH! YOU’RE FIRST! That draws another huge pop from the crowd as Goldberg lays out the challenge who Tony Schiavone reminds us, if we somehow forgot, that Nash is the man who ended The Streak at Starrcade 98.

Da Man admits that he knows he can’t get him tonight because Big Sexy is in action already (Tenay shilling The Outsiders versus Flair’s Mystery Team in the First Round of the Tag Team Title Tournament) so since Nash won’t be first, he’s laying the challenge out there – “New World Order! I don’t care if you’re Red and Black, Black and White, White and Red… I’ll make ya Black… and Blue!” As the crowd cheers the cheesy threat, we get a response to Goldberg…

…from all the way up inside the Sky Box! The New World Order Wolfpac is here, and they’re living in luxury!

The whole group is in the club seats - Hollywood Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, Lex Luger, Scott Steiner, Buff Bagwell, and Miss Elizabeth - but it is the self-proclaimed nWo President Hogan who has a microphone in hand. Hogan has to of course first brag about how they are living the good life in the Dallas tonight in the sky box, claiming that Jerry Jones is a personal friend of his and Eric Bischoff’s, adding a “thanks Uncle Eric” for the first class service tonight (there’s a lot of gorgeous women in tight clothes serving as waitresses and bartenders, because you know, T&A). Hogan then points out that Goldberg must be confused, brother. While there is absolutely anarchy and poor management in this company right now, “Silverberg” does not get to book the matches around here. Puppet President Flair makes the matches here, “although I wouldn’t be surprised if Fake Flair’s just givin’ out responsibilities to anyone, jack!”

As Hogan laughs at his terribleness, Goldberg growls and snarls from afar. Big Sexy then takes a microphone, and of course tries to be funny as well, telling Hall to cut himself off early tonight – “we have a match tonight, and let’s not have a repeat of last year. We’re all trying to forget Scott ‘Puke’ Hall!” Nash then informs Goldberg (with Hall doing the Frankenstein arms and finger wiggles to mime being scared) that he ain’t scared to be “first” because when it comes to Nash versus Goldberg, Big Sexy is real good at being first - first to beat Goldberg! Hall then pulls his taser out of nowhere to give it a few good zaps for added effect, having Da Man ready to rip through the ropes and head up to the Sky Box!

Just as it looks like Goldberg might just do that though, “Also Sprach Zarathustra” hits, bringing out the President of WCW, Ric Flair!

The Nature Boy struts down the aisle, Arn Anderson in tow behind him (thankfully no David tonight!), joining Goldberg in the ring, greeting him with a respectful handshake. With a chuckle in amusement, Flair says that he likes the nicknames Hogan keeps giving him - Puppet President, Fake Flair - they’re real good. “But I’m gonna tell ya’ now, Hogan… all these shots you like to take at people… The Naitcha Boy knows a guy… who ain’t such a fan!” Cue the mock fear arms again from The Outsiders.

The Nature Boy warns Hogan that his mouth is writing checks his political wannabe butt can’t cash, because while he may be limited in what he can do to Hogan - referencing that thanks to the massive contract Bischoff gave him last year, he cannot force Hogan to wrestle on Monday Nitro without notice, and he can only make him defend the World Title once within the required 30 day window - that doesn’t mean that there ain’t a line of guys, “JUST WAITIN’... ta chop that orange skin of yours… BEAT! RED! FAT BOY!” It does mean that Flair is forced to admit he cannot book something like Goldberg versus Hogan tonight, like he would really want to do, “I can put Goldberg in a match RIGHT HERE, TONIGHT… against, say? How about you, BUFFY BOY!”

Buff Bagwell looks like he just dropped a deuce in his red airbrushed tights, shaking his head no in denial while Goldberg laughs and literally licks his lips in salivation. Luger and Steiner try to appease Bagwell, but the original three share a look, with Hogan rebutting for The Stuff. Hogan tells the two in the ring that not only is Buffy Bagwell the future of the business, jack, he’s also the one with all The Stuff, and that’s something Silverberg ain’t got, brah!

“It’s why your second place to Buffy The Goldberg Slayer tonight, brother! He’s gonna slay you! Drive a stake right through your fool’s gold heart, jack! And it’s why the nWo is gonna run wild on ALL of Dubya-See-Dubya, dude! Puppet President can’t stop it! Silverberg can’t stop it! Scared Sting can’t stop it! Not So Macho Man can’t stop it! Skirt Wearin’ Piper can’t stop it! Trailer Trash Page can’t stop it! No one can stop the n...W...o! Haha hah, JACK!” As Hogan laughs at his own amazing humor, we finally end the lengthy as hell opening segment with a good ole fashioned stare down from distance. [97%]

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Blitzkrieg, Chavo Guerrero Jr, & Kidman vs. El Dandy, Hector Garza, and Psychosis

After we get the Nitro Girls doing a dance routine right outside the entrance set up on the stage, we get out actual wrestling action underway. It’s a real hodge podge too because for the face team, we have the rookie Blitzkrieg, a masked wrestler even Mike Tenay knows nothing about; Chavo doing his best Lodi impersonation by coming down with a sign that says “Pepe, Please Come Home”; and then of course the Cruiserweight Champion. The rudos of the night are getting some notice too though - El Dandy is wearing a new shirt that says El Hulk on it because of how similar he looks to Lou Ferrigno, Hector Garza is sporting a new slicked back hair look and tries to romance a few woman in the first row, while Psychosis is just a well known masked Luchadore. Ready? Let’s do it.

It is absolutely no surprise that this match is an absolute sprint from the rip, everyone going fast and crazy with the usual good cruiserweight offense, both in the ring, and flips and dives to the outside through the ropes, using the ropes, and turnbuckles. Special praise actually goes to the rudos of the night as El Dandy, leaning into the Hulk look, shows off his impressive strength on the rookie Blitzkrieg by tossing him over the ropes to the outside with a Gorilla Press Toss, and inside a minute later, Garza completes his trademark Corkscrew Plancha from the top turnbuckle to the outside onto all five competitors!!

With the match being the complete all out race that it is, no team can ever gain an advantage for too long, at least that is until Chavo Guerrero, having been aloof throughout most of the match as it was, randomly lets out a blood curdling scream from the corner, then shouts “PEPE~!” and runs up the aisle, to the back, and out of the match! That leaves the Cruiserweight Champion and the masked rookie to fight a two against three, and while Kidman especially still almost wins the match - first with a Bulldog and Headscissors double team to Garza and Dandy, and then a Rydeen Bomb to Psychosis - the numbers just cannot be overcome.

Psychosis halts Kidman’s momentum with a Springboard Missile Dropkick to the back of the head when he tries to keep the offense going on Hector Garza. Psychosis then helps El Dandy against Blitzkrieg, setting it up for El Dandy to again showcase his strength by connecting with a Splash Mountain to the rookie! The exclamation point comes with a CORKSCREW MOONSAULT by Garza to the rookie, scoring the victory!

Winners: El Dandy, Hector Garza, & Psychosis at 7:14 [68%]

The winners all of course celebrate the victory, The Professor trying to actually pay focus to the match instead of letting Schiavone talk about the more important things of the show, pointing out the impressive performances of Kidman and the rookie against the odds, but giving the deserved credit to the oft-overlooked Luchadores in El Dandy and Garza. “After all, while it may have been Blitzkrieg who was pinned tonight, they do now share a victory over the Cruiserweight Champion!”

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Brian Knobs (w/Jimmy Hart) vs. Wrath

That’s right, Hollywood, we’re giving your best friend a chance to earn that contract we’re overpaying him on! The Nasty Boy has The Mouth of the South all loud and boisterous through the megaphone during the entrance, but being a fat slob with a terrible mullet that has the sides of the head shaved… well that ain’t gonna intimidate the 6’8” machine that is the mothafuckin’ Wrath!

Knobs gets some token offense in the first half of the match, which sounds great, until you realize that’s only about 90 seconds of him being competitive. Instead, the match is really just another showcase for the colossus of an athlete, chopping Knobs down to size with ease via a Big Boot. The Death Penalty, Wrath’s sit out Urinage, is the mere catalyst to The Meltdown, Bobby Heenan absolutely in awe at Wrath having no problem getting Knobs up onto his shoulder for the Pumphandle Powerslam.

Winner: Wrath at 3:06 [67%]

All the commentators given Wrath the rub with the performance, but there’s another man who has words for the wise for Wrath as well…

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The Man of 1,004 Injuries Has (Health?) Insurance

...and the man coming out from the back is none other than ‘The Paragon of Virtue’ himself, Chris Jericho! Coming out not from the curtain but wheeled out by Ralphus from around the stage. That means Jericho is going all the way to the ring, rejoice! Jericho continues to have a neck brace and full body cast on, but his right leg is now elevated in a cast as well. He also has crutches on his lap. After bumbling Ralphus somehow gets him to the ring, Jericho, after taking a deep breath and building up to the moment, pulls off the miraculous strength to get up out of the wheelchair, stepping on the ground with his casted foot, and definitely defying all medical logic by somehow being able to use crutches while in a full body cast, and entering the ring!

Ralphus, of course, trips and falls while getting into the ring, causing an off mic Jericho to laugh at him, “what a stupid idiot you are, Ralphus!”

Wrath continues to stand emotionless throughout this whole charade, arms crossed, watching as Jericho eventually gets up to his feet again, Ralphus the same, and the toothless wonder holding up a microphone for him. Jericho hypes up his achievement by both being here in Texas tonight, and especially in this ring, but this is Monday Night Jericho, and there are over ten thousand Jericholics here tonight, screaming his name (they don’t). Jericho says how it is a surprise because of all of the injuries that he has, and starts to name his injuries numerically, Man of 1,004 Holds style.

This includes him repeating his 3 broken vertebrae, five herniated discs, and 16 bulging discs. Jericho has to sadly announce that injury #738, his stubbed toe, has actually turned into injury #739, with a broken metatarsal in the fifth degree, meaning that while he would have otherwise found a way to fight tonight, he is going to hold off on saying he is 100% covered until Thursday Night Thunder, when he WILL compete in the First Round of the Tag Team Tournament… “with this hunka hunka burning love right here, bay-bay!”

Wrath shows no sign of acknowledgment really as Jericho announces the big man is his tag team partner for the tournament, but Jericho sings his praises still, hyping up Wrath as not only the biggest, baddest, most gruesome colossus in WCW today, but the man that has been handpicked by Jericho himself to ensure that he is no longer the victim of the conspiracy that continues to plague him! Even using Wrath’s own signature moves in the pep talk, Jericho declares that he and Wrath are going to Meltdown all of the competition and Jericho will be hoisted onto the shoulders of Wrath and Ralphus at SuperBrawl when they win the Tag Team Title Tournament, “because now, all of WCW will feel the Wrath of Jericho, and never be the same… a-gain!

Showing that he is actually on board with this, Wrath pulls the bottom rope up to make it easier for Jericho to slide out of the ring, Jericho again walking on his casted foot until Ralphus reminds him of the wheelchair, then carting him up the aisle and to the back, Wrath walking out with them as well. Commentary is all over the place on this one as Tony Schiavone is incredulous at the ridiculous over the top antics of Jericho, The Professor more wrestling focused about how this (incredibly thrown together) tag team could be an incredible force in this Tag Team Tournament, while Bobby Heenan wants to just yell at Schiavone for doubting Chris Jericho’s career and life threatening injuries. “Don’t be a medical bigot, Skee-a-von! Did you not hear the injuries Chris Jericho is still recovering from!? We should be praising his bravery to step back into the ring on Thunder!” [92%]

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TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT: Konnan & Rey Mysterio Jr. vs. Scott Putski & Scotty Riggs

Seeing as their unionship only started on Saturday Night, so most of these fans missed it, Schiavone and Tenay talk about how the two men linked up on WCWSN, with The Professor discussing how the two men share several similarities: they’re both young, both are great physical specimens, and both are incredibly in love with how they look! Riggs and Putski come out in matching flamingo pink robes and mirrors that they use for the other to let the other check themselves out.

The two men are a little too self-absorbed though as the match starts, and that allows Mysterio to interrupt their love fest in their corner with a Split Legged Dropkick so each foot hits a face! He and Konnan have no problems in the early goings taking out Putski and Riggs, and when the heels think they have a chance to rest on the outside, Konnan instead whips Mysterio off the ropes and gives his own partner a Back Body Drop, so Mysterio can fly through the air with a Tope Con Hilo to the two! Schiavone oozes his love of Mysterio and gives him praise for being able to tango with some of the bigger boys in the company, so naturally that leads to Riggs catching Rey moments later when he tries a Cross Body Block off the top, throwing him up into a Vertical Suplex position from there, and dropping him with what is it must be said a very great looking combination.

The two self-absorbed muscle heads then work over Mysterio for a few minutes to make him the face in peril, and while there is some solid individual work by the two men, they are a brand new team, and do not work enough as such to really keep Mysterio isolated. It means that the cruiserweight is able to spring a surprise on Putski by landing on his feet out of a Hip Toss attempt, and then with Putski still trapping Mysterio’s arm, the Luchadore instead runs up the ropes and springboards off, reversing into a beautiful Moonsault DDT! Moments later, and a hot tag to Konnan!

(After pulling up his pants) Konnan comes in like a house of fire on the now legal Riggs, going through all the usual hot tag offense, capping it off with the Rolling Clothesline! Konnan absolutely mows through Riggs, and is able to take on Putski when he gets involved as well, holding the two off just long enough for Mysterio to come back in again, clocking Putski with a Springboard Flying Knee!!

That knocks the Polish Beauty to the apron, while Konnan then goes double team by Catapulting Rey over him and into the air - where he takes out Riggs then with a Swinging Hurricanrana! Mysterio is up again, springboard off the second turnbuckle - Triangle Bulldog to Putski off the apron to the outside!!! It’s a show stealing performance from Rey Mysterio, but in the ring it is Konnan securing the victory, locking Riggs in the Tequila Sunrise for the submission win.

Winners: Konnan & Rey Mysterio Jr. at 5:45 [69%]

It’s a relatively easy First Round victory for the longtime good friends, Konnan making sure to raise Rey’s arm up in the air after the victory, hugging him for a job well done. The commentators also discuss the performance, although Schiavone does wonder if Konnan saw the craziness of Chavo Guerrero Jr. earlier in the night, and what his thoughts on that might be, given Konnan’s desire to try and get the loco out of the Latino.

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I Bet El Dandy Would Handle A Loss Better

It’s time once again to hear from the legendary ‘Mean’ Gene Okerlund, who recaps the fantastic main event that saw Diamond Dallas Page win back the United States Championship from his next guest, ‘The Best There Is, The Best There Was, and Best There Ever Will Be’ Bret Hart. Opting for an Edmonton Oilers jersey tonight instead of the leather jacket - or another Canadian hockey jersey, because he has no loyalty - The Hitman looks sullen and bothered to simply even be coming out to the ring for this interview. This is something that Mean Gene notices and comments on right away, asking Hart if he has any desire to be in the arena tonight, “because let me know if you do, buck, ‘cause I’m sure there are a dozen guys in the back who will take this time!”

The Hitman scowls at Okerlund, bitterly retorting, “forgive me for not coming out here and wanting to congratulate Diamond Dallas Page for beating me last week, and acting like it’s such a privilege to be here on Monday Nitro, Gene.” Hart reiterates what he’s been saying in that he was forced to wrestle last week and defend his United States Championship against his will. Ric Flair refused to acknowledge his new Doctor’s recommendation that he was still injured, he scandalously claims. The Hitman makes it clear he was nowhere near 100% last week, and that DDP can only call himself a Champion because of the unfair advantage given to him by Ric Flair.

“What in the HELL happened to you!?” a voice bellows causing a commotion from the fans. Hart and Okerlund join the crowd in turning to the entrance stage because there’s no music this time, but it’s the unmistakable voice of The President himself, Ric Flair!

Making his way out unannounced to start the show and now during the hour segment, Flair already has a mic in hand, and he keeps talking his whole way to the ring. The Nature Boy says all he has heard from Hart for MONTHS now is his whining and complaining, and he CANNOT STAND IT! ANYMORE! Flair has no problems getting right into Hart’s mitt once in the ring, Okerlund trying to scurry his position so he can still be right in the action, but safe if there’s any fisticuffs. There’s a buzzing staredown between the two, but Hart stays silent, allowing Flair to continue.

“You… you’re Bret Hart! The Hitman! Excellence of Executioner! Best There Is! Best There Was! Best There EVER..WILL BE! That’s you! The kid who beat Ric Flair years ago to win a World Title! THE MAN… to BEAT THE MAN… this time just one year ago! That’s WHO YOU WERE! BUT NOW… I don’t know if that’s you anymore, pal!” Hart is stoic as he studies Flair, The President clearly trying to light a fire under Hart’s behind. Flair says that instead of standing here whining, always looking like he would rather be anywhere else, he should be standing next to Ric Flair, next to the Four Horsemen, next to DDP, with WCW, and FIGHTING! The nWo. “That’s what you oughta be, Bret Hart!”

There’s still no reaction from Hart as he finds himself getting called out, but Flair is just beginning. The President says he has no idea how one of the greatest wrestlers of his generation, one of the men who should be leading this company right now, can just stand back and do nothing as the New World Order does whatever the hell they want, week after week, taking over, wreaking havoc, and spitting on the TRADITION of this sport! A sport made great by men like Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Terry Funk, Dusty Rhodes, Harley Race, Jack Brisco, and by one other man – “your Dad, Stu Hart! The nWo goes against everything your Dad did in this business! YOU KNOW IT! I KNOW IT! And it’s time to do somethin’ about it, Hitman! So stop showin’ up here just to collect a paycheck… and DO SOMETHIN’!”

Flair’s face reddening, his breathing pumping hard, he stares right into the soul of Hart, almost as if he’s trying to force his words through Hart. Still showing that same sullen, jaded look, Hart takes several long moments to finally respond, asking Flair if he’s trying to get Hart to join him in taking on the nWo. When Flair gives him an emphatic nod, Hart proffers a wry smile as he says, “taking down the nWo is your problem, Mister President. Not mine.”

His face now beat red in anger at the disrespectful rejection from The Hitman, Flair almost looks as if he might just clock Hart. Instead, he says that he guesses he was right - Bret Hart is a shell of his former self. “You may have brought your wallet to WCW to get filled, and sometimes you even bring your wrestlin’ boots. But if ya’ ask The Naitcha Boy? You left YOUR HEART… AND YOUR BALLS… in New York, pal! Or maybe I should say, ya’ left ‘em in Montreal!”

Anyone who is anyone knows that Ric Flair is referencing to the Montreal Screwjob that took place right before Hart came to join WCW, and there’s one big collecting “OOOH!” from the crowd, and even Okerlund closes his eyes and winces at the barb thrown by Flair. Naitch is pure intensity at this point, but he finally has a reaction out of Hart! The Hitman’s face pierces with rage, and now it looks like Hart is the one who might clock Flair. Instead, there are several long seconds of pause as the tension builds, and Hart actually does respond. “I got no balls, huh??” he asks, somewhat rhetorically. Flair continues to look intense and wild as ever, while Hart glares right back at him, waiting for a response.

AND HART KICKS FLAIR RIGHT IN THE BALLS!

Flair drops like a sack of bricks to the canvas from the huge kick, Okerlund’s microphone catching Hart dryly quip, a “now neither do you,” as he starts walking away from Mean Gene and Flair, exiting the ring without another word, Okerlund stunned by the events that have just transpired. With Flair doubled over on his side from the field goal style low blow, Hart just keeps walking out, having sent a huge response to Flair’s big speech tonight! [96%]

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WCW UNITED STATES TITLE: Diamond Dallas Page © vs. Fit Finlay

Because someone has to do a job, Mike Tenay explains how this match came to be for the night: the newly established Executive Committee has not yet decided on any official Ranking System for the titles yet, but wanting to be a fighting champion, DDP issued an open challenge tonight that Fit was the first to accept, and JJ Dillon and co. signed off on it. While never one to be concerned with breaking a rule or two, Tony points out how Finlay came out without his tag team partner, David Taylor, tonight, and this is apparently being done by Fit not because the team has broken up, but because Finlay wants to do the honorable thing and fight one-on-one, knowing he’s getting this opportunity purely because of the open challenge.

The (Northern) Irishman proves he is a fierce competitor for DDP to grapple with, using his expert mat skills to neutralize Page in the early goings, grappling him to the ground and immediately trying to wear him over. Fit even goes for Page’s knee, spinning out of a side Cravate to target the knee Hart worked over so much last week – PSYCHOLOGY~! – but Page does prevent that, at least initially. The two men work back and forth for a few minutes from there, the match turning more into a hard hitting slug fest as Finlay swaps his technical prowess from some of the fiercest chops, forearm strikes, and side elbows in the business, at one point throwing in several combination knee lifts to the ribs before scoring a near fall with a running European Uppercut.

We all know that Diamond Dallas Page has the heart of a Champion, and it’s why he’s able to take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’ against Finlay, working through the tough as nails competitor’s strikes and later stretches. Page scores a near fall of his own with a [n]Trip to the Diamond Mind tilt-a-whirl slam[/b], and also wears Fit down as well with his trademark combination of getting Fit in a wrist lock and hitting repeated shoulder blocks to Fit’s shoulder, trying to take away his ability to both use the arm for strikes and also take away a source of strength to life Page up off the ground.

For a Monday Nitro, and title defense, these two get enough time to tell the story they want to tell with Finlay proving himself to be an able challenger with how he is able to constantly mix up his offense to keep Dallas guessing, while DDP shows he can handle the offense Finlay throws at his knee – using several rope breaks along the way to escape submission holds targeting the knee – and keep coming back with spirited knockdowns. While Finlay comes close several times to trying to hit his finishing Tombstone Piledriver, DDP always finds a counter to it, and he saves his best for the last one.

Page uses his momentum to flip their positions just as Finlay finally gets Page upside down, getting Fit upside down instead. With such fluid motion, Page goes from having Fit upside down to on his shoulder, to popping him up off and into the air, pulling him down with a crisp DIAMOND CUTTER!! Smooth as you can!

You know that’s getting the pinfall victory and successful title retention for the still newly crowned Champion, and Page celebrates his victory the only way he knows how: in the crowd and with the fans. The commentators of course laud Page for his competitive spirit and victory, Schiavone gushing about how we finally have a US Champion we can be proud of.

Winner: Diamond Dallas Page at 7:49 to retain the United States Championship [76%]

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Disco Dancing Into A Friendship?

Monday Nitro is backstage, but we’re not in a locker room - we’re following Disco Inferno as he walks through swarms of fans in the arena halls to get to the Sky Box where The Wolfpac are living the high life. Disco swats away several fans who get near him, scolding them for dirtying his disco groovy clothes, as he walks up to the SkyBox, yelling as he gets to the door, “Hey Big Kev, Scotty! It’s ya’ boy, Inferno! I’m here for your pre-match pep talk!”

As Disco gets to the door though, it’s not easy access - nWo Black & White members Horace Hogan and Vincent are on guard duty of the door. Vincent barks that the door is locked, and as Disco ponders his options, he sees Brian Adams turn a corner as well, looking menacing as ever. Gulping in fear as pissing these three men off who are trying to instill some good will with the A-team - and knowing he’s not actually a member of the nWo, despite his insistence that he should be - Disco walks off in fear.

The camera keeps following Disco as he walks away from the Sky Box, and as the camera follows him talking out loud to himself, muttering and complaining that it’s balderdash that Nash and Hall keep not returning his calls, and if they’re not going to initiate him into the nWo, then maybe he needs to go up to Hogan and “Uncle Eric.” As Disco keeps walking, he turns a corner, and walks right into the proximity of Chavo Guerrero Jr! Guerrero has a stack of papers he is handing out to any fan, stagehand, or individual that walks by him. Curious, Disco walks up to Chavo, and grabs a paper out of his hand! And starts laughing hysterically at it!

It’s pretty obvious why though - it’s a crudely done “Missing - Reward For Return” with Pepe front and center!!

Seeing Disco’s rude conduct and humiliating him with the laughter, Chavo snaps! Guerrero drives Disco all the way up against the wall, pinning him against it! Screaming right in his face, Chavo does his best future Batman impersonation as he bellows, “WHERE IS HE!?”

Disco is stammering in fear at how quickly Guerrero snapped and turned on him, and it takes him several false tries to yell out, “I don’t know anything about your stupid horse!” As the two men have a tense moment, it’s broken up - by Pepe being smacked over the back of Chavo’s head!

Norman Smiley attacked poor Chavo!

Guerrero falls to the ground, and Smiley puts the boots to Chavo… and Inferno joins in! The two men kick at Chavo until he’s incapacitated, the two men stopping to have a laugh at Chavo’s expense. As the two men look at one another after admiring their handywork, Disco quips to Smiley that while it’s no disco dancing, the Big Wiggle and riding the horse really works for him. Consider him a fan! Disco and Smiley share a nod of acceptance, a potential partnership brewing as Nitro cuts away… [71%]

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TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT: The Outsiders vs. Rock n’ Roll Express

Yeah, that’s right, Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson are Flair’s surprise team. The crowd is as absolutely mild as you are to see these two out of shape, aged veterans in the ring before they’re actually a cool nostalgia act, going up against The Outsiders. Tony Schiavone and an old timer like The Brain of course sell the RnR Express as legitimate opponents here for Big Sexy and The Bad Guy, spouting off their 9 NWA Tag Team Championship reigns as proof of their credentials.

It is no surprise that Nash and Hall aren’t taking Gibson and Morton seriously, using their goofy antics to pantomime being scared of the two, and also over selling how big of a deal the two are, Nash throwing his arms up at shoulder height and wiggling his hands and fingers as if he’s sooo surprised by the team. His surprise is knocked out in the greatest way though – by a double Standing Dropkick!

Gibson and Morton’s double dropkick actually knocks Nash through the ropes and to the outside, prompting Hall to immediately charge the two and take them on himself. His initial efforts sees him handle both men with ease, until he focuses on Gibson too much, allowing Morton to then surprise him with a Diving Bionic Elbow from the second buckle! Gibson then hits a Piledriver, and Morton heads back up top – he’s going to go for the Missile Dropkick!

Nash pushes him off, and Morton flips through the air and has a hard crash and burn to the outside!!

After that wild opening minute sprint, the match then turns into what you would expect from this, given the two teams involved: The Outsiders completely dominate and look strong as hell, with Ricky Morton being the face in peril and taking all of the bumps for Nash and Hall. The Outsiders look every bit of the excellent team that they are, controlling the tempo and scoring several near falls, Morton never getting a kick in. However, Morton eventually fights his way out of Hall’s Abdominal Stretch submission, ducks a clothesline after getting whipped into the ropes, and then surprises Hall on the rebound with a trademark Back Elbow strike! It puts both men down, and there’s a struggle for the tag – Hall catches Morton by the foot – but it’s not enough, and Gibson gets the hot tag!

Gibson comes in and takes it right to Hall, scoring several knock downs and a big Back Body Drop for an exclamation point to The Bad Guy! The RnR Express try to party like it’s 1985 with Gibson a ball of momentum… but he gets kicked right back into the present courtesy of a Big Boot from Big Sexy out of nowhere! Nash turns the tides for The Outsiders, and from there, he and Hall systematically destroy both men. Gibson takes a Chokeslam from Hall, and Nash soon catches a flying Morton, using the position to hit a Snake Eyes in the corner, setting him up then for THE OUTSIDER'S EDGE by Hall!

Hall tags Nash in after Big Sexy goes to his corner, and a Jackknife Powerbomb makes it an altogether fun and easy victory for The Outsiders in an unorthodox match, to some extent.

Winners: The Outsiders at 5:52 [77%]

This is 1999, this is The Outsiders, and the RnR Express are probably here on a one off. So what happens next? The obvious. Scott Hall gets his trusty little taser from the corner, and both Gibson and Marty get a taste of The Shockmasta~! Okay, well, they get the taser used on them, but calling it the Shockmaster sounds so much more fun. Shirts are ripped off afterwards, and both men get the red spray paint treatment. With the hard camera right there at the corner turnbuckle, it allows Nash to get up close and personal while Hall does the spraying, sending a pointed message to Flair with a chuckle, “is this really the best you can do for a trump card, Slick Ric? Why don’t you give me your vanilla midgets next for the next squashing! Let them be ‘Next’, aye Billy boy?”

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Bischoff Peed On His Fucking Rug

It’s time for another vignette, although this time we’re no longer at Turner Headquarters in Atlanta, but here in an office at Monday Nitro! It is the office of the Executive Committee to be precise, but only J.J. Dillon is there for the committee. However, a disgruntled Eric Bischoff is there as well, head down absolutely hating his existence.

Dillon scolds him to keep his head up and stay awake, to which Bischoff whines that it’s not like he has anything to do right now. “I got all of your stupid paperwork done! Finally,” he bemoans, making it clear it took forever to get it done. Dillon does laugh at that, saying how him not having a bathroom in the locked office probably helped to speed up his filing time, but he needs to have him right next to him so he can’t sneak off to go plot some scheme with the nWo. Bischoff scoffs at this, wryly replying that Dillon will probably be getting a bill in the mail - he’s gonna need new carpet, he adds with a grin.

Stammering out a response in absolute panicked confusion, Dillon asks the question he doesn’t want to. “Did you, did, did… did you pee on my rug!?”

Bischoff laughs and tells “Lebowski” to go drink a White Russian and calm down, enjoying that while Dillon is trying to make his life a living hell, so too is Bischoff. Unlucky for him, Larry Zbyszko walks in, a knowing smirk on his face. The Living Legend says that he heard Bischoff complaining he had no work to do, so he has something in mind for the current out of work President. Zbyszko says that Bischoff spent so many years spitting on the tradition and hard work of the careers like Flair, Arn Anderson, Dusty Rhodes, himself, and so many others.

So since Bischoff is now his assistant, for at least the next two months, he can spend some time back in his home, learning all about tradition by polishing his medals, awards, and championship belts! As Bischoff starts immediately crying foul and complaining about the injustice, Zbyszko adds with a threateningly laugh, “and try and pull any stunts like you did in Atlanta, and you won’t be President again in two months. You’ll be a patient in the ICU!” [86%]

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Buff Bagwell (w/Lex Luger & Scott Steiner) vs. Goldberg

While the heavy hitters aren’t out for The Elite yet, it’s surely only a matter of time until they show up, quips a surprisingly accurate Tony. (Don’t get used to it, kids!) Bagwell is all pomp and circumstance initially, talking smack to Goldberg from across the ring, flexing his muscles, and even making his pectorals shake for an added titty dance showboating. What a class act. Goldberg finally lunges in for the kill as Bagwell goads Goldberg with another, “I’m the one with all The Stuff, and you just ain’t got enough to fight me!” Buff’s response naturally is to tie himself up in the ropes so Randy Anderson has to get in between the two of them, preventing a fight.

That is exactly what Bagwell tries to do repeatedly, even making sure to dive out of the ring at one point and standing tall with Big Poppa Pump and The Total Package, liking those odds better. Goldberg doesn’t mid ‘em either though… getting outside to join them and charging in, half taking out both Bagwell and Steiner with a SPEAR!

It’s awkward as can be because he doesn’t really get all of either, but he does just enough, and it looks great on camera! The Total Package knows he can’t get involved yet, but as soon as Goldberg rolls Bagwell back into the ring, Luger pounces with Anderson focused on Buff, shoving Goldberg into the ring post from behind!

It’s every cheap trick in the book from there for The Wolfpac. Bagwell rakes the eyes, chokes him on the ropes, grinds his face on the rope, and distracts Anderson so Steiner and Luger can reach through the ropes to land cheap shots as well! However, it’s Goldberg, and that means he Goldbergs Up in no time, a now overconfident Bagwell thinking it’s a smart idea to slap Da Man in the face!

That’s a no sell, folks, and a follow up Headbutt from Goldberg sends Bagwell reeling, and then down via a Savate Kick! Goldberg is all Da Man from there, showing off his incredible strength with a Gorilla Press Slam, and then snarling in the corner, waiting for the moment to come – SPEAR~! It’s Jackhammer Splat time, but the Total Package is in the ring with a double axe handle to the back, and the TV Champion is in there too! Gang mugging time!

Winner: Goldberg via disqualification at 5:12 [73%]

It’s a 3 on 1 gang attack as the match gets thrown out, all 3 members of the nWo trying to keep Goldberg grounded, but don’t get your hopes up for too long, now fans – the Four Horsemen aren’t letting another Souled Out incident happen! Ric Flair ain’t dressed to wrestle like Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko, and Mongo McMichael, but they’re all ready for a fight! The four men dive into the ring and come right to the aid of Da Man – even though he was still holding his own, it must be said – and that means it’s 5 on 3! Goldberg and the Horsemen are punching, chopping, and beating the holy hell out of Steiner, Luger, and Bagwell…

…which means the rest of the cavalry's here too. The three originals are coming down the aisle, but they’re not coming alone – the nWo Black & White are coming to really hammer home the number games! Brian Adams, Stevie Ray, Horace Hogan, Scott Norton, and Vincent are joining Hogan, Nash, and Hall in the ring. It’s a ridiculous 11 on 5 at this point!

The faces are putting up a huge fight, as Goldberg keeps knocking down B-level member after B-level member, and Mongo gets a great shine spot by running and football tackling Horace, sending him UP AND OVER the top rope to the floor! He pounced the hell out of him!

But it’s all for naught! Nash drops Mongo with a Big Boot (as Goldberg Spears Adams), and Bagwell and Luger team up to take Benoit down and put the boots to him. Hogan is choking Flair in the corner! Diamond Dallas Page, Konnan, and Rey Mysterio Jr. are coming out now!

It’s 8 on 11 now, and this is an absolute clusterfuck!

DDP comes right to the rescue of Goldberg from Steiner and Hall, rocking Hall with right hands! The Horsemen start fighting back, and would you believe it, they’re starting to clear the ring of the nWo! All of the B Squad get knocked over the rope or under it, Naitch gets freed of his fight with Hogan and drops Bagwell with a clothesline up and over, and Luger flees from Goldberg! Mongo and Konnan kick Steiner out! There’s a huge pile up on the outside, perfect for Rey Mysterio… SPRINGBOARD TOPE CON HILO~!

It only gets better for the good guys because as the pile gets back up, Benoit and Malenko are on the top turnbuckles… STEREO PLANCHAS!

The whole pile is down, and all we’re left with in the ring is Goldberg, Flair, The Outsiders, and Hogan. Goldberg dukes it out with both Nash and Hall, while Flair starts ripping into Hogan with knife edge chops! Goldberg keeps taking shots from The Outsiders but whallops them back… but Hogan pulls a Bret Hart and low blows Flair! Space Mountain ain’t riding tonight!

Hogan drops Flair with a hard right, and The Outsiders wrestle Goldberg into the corner, subduing him… WHILE HOGAN GRABS THE TASER!!! Everyone else is brawling on the outside, oblivious to what is going on in the ring, and Hollywood is going to give Goldberg a repeat of Starrcade…

...but the crowd is stirring because there is a man walking down the entrance aisle! Talk about a repeat, it’s not Starrcade 98, it’s the last Nitro of 98. RANDY SAVAGE is walking down the aisle!

Macho Man navigates through the sea of fighting warriors in the aisle, entering the ring behind Hulk Hogan! He’s clueless! Hogan clicks the taser up above his head, ready to Shockmaster Goldberg… when Savage yanks it out of his hands! Hollywood turns around slowly, fearful of what he’s about to see… and it’s like he’s seen a ghost! Hogan’s scared out of his mind at the sight of Savage, his old rival! And now he’s shocked by a ghost!

Hogan gets the Shockmaster treatment! TASER TO HOGAN!

The Dallas crowd is absolutely loving it, and how can’t they!? Hogan has bad mouthed Savage for weeks, and the Macho Man is back again to right the injustice of the nWo! The Outsiders are stunned by his arrival too, and it allows Goldberg to wrestle free from their grasp! Elbow to the mouth of Nash! Savate Kick to Hall drops him through the ropes, and as Nash staggers into the center of the ring from the elbow… SPEAR~!

The original three of the nWo are down and out, and with Randy pulling Naitch up to his feet, Monday Nitro ends with a new three standing tall and proud! Savage! Goldberg! Flair! And Hulk Hogan convulsing (over the top) on the canvas! We’re deep into the overrun, and that means Monday Nitro has to come to an end, but it’s not a big Nitro ending without Tony Schiavone sounding us off. “The Macho Man is back! Randy Savage is here to take on Hollywood Hogan and the nWo, and he is standing tall with Goldberg and Ric Flair! This has to be one of the biggest moments in the history of Nitro! We are out of time, but you HAVE to tune in to Thunder to find out what is going to happen next!”
 

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PEPE, PLEASE COME HOME~! Smiling Disco Horse Riding team sounds like a win to me. Jericho/Wrath is a random as fuck team, but I just love this Jericho gimmick. The 1,004 injuries is awesome, and I look forward to his miraculous recovery being completed for Thunder. Feel like Konnan and Mysterio and the The Outsiders are the right teams to advance in the tag title tournament as well. Bret/Flair segment was really good, and it's hard not to get excited, knowing where this is going for Bret. Can't wait to read it again. DDP being the fighting champion and defending against Finlay is good. I've always liked the dynamic of there being a really strong, fighting mid card champion, when the World Champ is a chicken shit heel who barely defends.

LOL at Bischoff pissing on the rug. Enjoyed the ending to this show as well, with a generic beatdown/brawl angle turning into a big return with Savage showing up. A nice touch with Hogan copping the taser as well. This repost is taking its sweet ass time, more please.
 
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