Rhyme & Reason

[CM Punk]

CM Punk
smells like a skunk
got a dick like a baby
is he gay? maybe
thinks he's the best on the forum
too bad only guys adore him
says I aint got no rhymes
go suck on some limes
My rhymes are sweet, his are sour
Call ya girl up, tell her i'll see her in about an hour

you just got schooled son

Funny how you tell me that I smell like a skunk, you momma didn't say that when I inserted my junk.
I am the best on the forum, everyone knows that.
This ain't know rhyme game this is a rap.
I'm not gay but say whatever you want, you know I'm the best because your mom screamed "I ROCKED!"
You ain't got no flow, you ain't got no show.
I'm taking over this thread like I took over your hoe.

 

[Danielson]

:gtfo: HIPPIE! tunga:

That's awesome haha Thank you

 

[Danielson]

Punk says he's the best
But he doesnt know shit
He needs to cool down
Before Kane snaps and punk gets bit
You're spittin your flo
Meanwhile we tag teamin yo ho
That's right i just dropped the beat
You can sit back, watch us, and beat your meat
That's all i'm done
Get some Vaseline to help that chapped bum

 

[catlady]

I love how this thread turned into a rap battle... :facepalm:

lol still funny though

 

[Danielson]

Brit gettin mad
all worked up and maybe sad?
Maybe it time for you to go to bed
Lay down, close your eyes, and rest your head
Let the big dogs play because our game is tight
Like lebron leaving cleveland this boss about to take flight

 

[CM Punk]

I am the best
It ain't no fact,
I kill all of you
And kick you in the sack.
I love all girls and you all love guys,
I bet 99% of you users haven't even tasted pie.
Britta is still not funny, and this is very true,
She still watches Flinstone and yells YABBA DABBA DOO!

 

[catlady]

Punk thinks he's smart and has every answer.
We all know it dude, you're just a ballet dancer.
Put on your tu-tu and lace up your pink booties.
Get the f%$# out and go watch your Barney movies.
He acts like he's 6'5 but he's only 5'2.
Hell, PUNK! I'm taller than you!
Why don't you crawl back up in that giant pussy, Canada?
She'll always take you back, bitch ain't no America.

 

[Danielson]

I am the best
It ain't no fact,
I kill all of you
And kick you in the sack.
I love all girls and you all love guys,
I bet 99% of you users haven't even tasted pie.
Britta is still not funny, and this is very true,
She still watches Flinstone and yells YABBA DABBA DOO!

Are you kiddin me?
I'm spreading my seed
Like john cena i already done tugged on eves weave
You say you're the best
Who could have guessed
I remember when I was 12 and was mean to girls i had a thing for
That probably hurt to read and struck you to the core
But i'm just playing i think
I just farted and holy hell i stink

 

[CM Punk]

Youre rap game is crippled like Tiny Timmy
Youre junk is about as big as little Jimmy's
You didnt touch my mom cuz she dont fuck with bitches
She knows you work at McDonalds washing dishes
I would go on longer, but i know you gotta scrub some toilets
Your rap games like your pants, you just soiled it

That was as funny as your whole rap career,
But just in one minute I could make you disappear.
I am the most feared man on this planet,
fuck Brock Lesnar because he thinks he has it.
Kane your gay and that is old news,
you pay for gay sex but they just still refuse.
You're ugly as Chewbaca and you play with maracas.
You should leave the country and just move to Osaka.

 

[Danielson]

Punk thinks he's smart and has every answer.
We all know it dude, you're just a ballet dancer.
Put on your tu-tu and lace up your pink booties.
Get the f%$# out and go watch your Barney movies.
He acts like he's 6'5 but he's only 5'2.
Hell, PUNK! I'm taller than you!
Why don't you crawl back up in that giant pussy, Canada?
She'll always take you back, bitch ain't no America.

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

 

[CM Punk]

Punk thinks he's smart and has every answer.
We all know it dude, you're just a ballet dancer.
Put on your tu-tu and lace up your pink booties.
Get the f%$# out and go watch your Barney movies.
He acts like he's 6'5 but he's only 5'2.
Hell, PUNK! I'm taller than you!
Why don't you crawl back up in that giant pussy, Canada?
She'll always take you back, bitch ain't no America.

I don't think I'm smart I really just am,
People love me and tell me that "I'm the MAN!"
Britta you're very gay and this is very true.
Hell you love animals but you even f*cked a kangaroo?
I'm taller than you and that ain't no joke,
you try to always rhyme but sadly you just choke.
Canada is better than your country will ever be,
America sucks and everyone agrees.

 

[Danielson]

OMG this is brutal lmfao keep it cumin

 

[catlady]

I don't think I'm smart I really just am,
People love me and tell me that "I'm the MAN!"
Britta you're very gay and this is very true.
Hell you love animals but you even f*cked a kangaroo?
I'm taller than you and that ain't no joke,
you try to always rhyme but sadly you just choke.
Canada is better than your country will ever be,
America sucks and everyone agrees.

The only people calling you the man..
Are the MEN who bared ass and invited you in.
I'm sorry Punk, your secret is out.
I think its about time you go somewhere and pout.
Just go grab yourself a condom or two...
Strap on your dildo and have a party with Stu.
We all know that girl you claim to be yours...
Is your cousin Ryan, wearing your sisters drawers.

 

[Danielson]

Kane 2 Punk 1. Brit 2 Punk 0. Come on punk you gotta come hard

 

[catlady]

Kane 2 Punk 1. Brit 2 Punk 0. Come on punk you gotta come hard

Only for Stu. ity: