It all started on a dark night in the shed of Crayo. A teenage boy, tied up for killing a dog which he accidently beat with a football which he never kept clean because he always was doing something in the mud while playing with a friend who was an imaginary mushroom from texas. They met when he was in a shop which sold sex toys which were fake so he bought a football instead. He took the football and shoved it up his roody poo candy assblood sandwich wrapper. He then yelled "Yes Yes Yes!" ,while pulling on a branch from Xanth's fairy garden. Which resulted in Xanth yelling out FUCK THIS THREAD. And then he took a shit whilst Kelly Kelly was masturbating and BrockLesnarFanForLife fapped along. Whilst Randy Orton