THIS!
THANK THE LORD! Finally some optimism for the future of humanity! Lets all hope these self-indulgent unlikable douchebags never grace our collective TV screens again. We don't have to deal these clowns corrupting the people of America anymore, and we won't have to cringe because our precious brain cells were being destroyed due to the awful offense of passing by Maternity Television while flipping channels. This couldn't be any better. And no, none of you douchebags will be relevant without your TV show. Forget your stupid ass t-shirt deal, forget your asinine attempts at "making music", and forget your ridiculous little book deal. Hope you enjoy your fall into irrelevance, it'll go by so quickly you idiots can't even fistbump to it.
And no, Snooki, your baby better not show up on any other reality shows other than Maury, you F**cking whore.
#VictoryForHumanity