Man found decapitated, police suspect suicide

[Fuji Vice]

The incident happened near 46th and Sheridan.

Police say a woman who lives in the home found her husband dead in the garage.

His hands and feet were tied and the body had been decapitated.

Tulsa police told KRMG news the death was due to suicide.

Cops gave no other details at the time but continue to investigate the matter.

Before I simply pass this off as the police being completely inept, does anyone care to wager a guess as to how someone could decapitate themselves while tied up?

 

[Professor Booty]

Candle burning down to a rope holding a beheading blade?

 

[Fuji Vice]

Candle burning down to a rope holding a beheading blade?

I was thinking of throwing your head into a band or table saw, but why would you need to tie yourself up first?

 

[Professor Booty]

So you don't puss out

 

[Fuji Vice]

So you don't puss out

I'd definitely have to do that, there's no way I'd be brave enough to stick my head in a saw blade.

 

[Professor Booty]

Maybe he was a magician who just wasn't very good