Impact thread for June 4, 2026 - Wicked Garden match!

[Sky]

• The Hardyz vs. The Righteous - Wicked Garden Match
• Eddie Edwards vs. BDE
• Indi Hartwell/Santino Marella vs. Arianna Grace/Channing "Stacks" Lorenzo

 

[Hoss]

I'm not gonna lie, the Stone Temple Pilots match type kinda goes crazy

 

[CFCrusader]

Okay, let's watch. Eddie vs BDE first. Nice start to the match as BDE flies to the outside. Eddie takes control and beats BDE down. BDE's hit some nice moves. Alisha tries to get involved but almost costs Eddie - we have a nearfall on a Clip Cutter. Okay, the rest of the System get involved and then Eddie hits the Boston Knee Party. Match was actually good until the interference. I don't know why Eddie needs help to beat a guy who hasn't won a single match. And he's faced Ryan Nemeth. Twice, I think.

Fabian Aichner comes out to make sure The System don't attack BDE, but then Bronson slams him. Leon Slater makes the save! That was cool. I'm surprised Slater isn't moving up to the main event scene lol.

The Righteous segment. It's well produced, even if once again I don't know wtf they were talking about.

AJ Francis is coming to the ring. Pretty funny promo. Hmm Elijah's guitar played... oh god Francis is rapping. Elijah comes out. Lmao Francis sent him a Cease & Desist. Elijah is about to play a song but then Francis attacks him. I'm surprised, I actually enjoyed this segment lol. Oh wow, Elijah is bleeding.

Daria Rae talks to Santino and Indi.

Elayna Black talks a bit.

Mixed tag match next. Kaz is on comms for some reason. LMAO did Santino fall into the ring... anyways, Arianna accidently hit Stacks with the cobra. Santino has a spare! Double cobra. Santino pins Stacks. Okay why did that match go on forever? Otherwise it was okay. About what you'd expect. Hopefully this feud is over.

Weird Elegance Brand segment. They got scared by Rosemary, Allie and Sade.

 

[CFCrusader]

EY promo. Oh we have What chants already, ffs. At this point just do backstage promos, I hate these crowds. Why does it sound like they put some boos into tbe audio feed. Anyways, Santana is here. Wait, did he say Ricky Sosa is gone? I thought he signed. Ugh back to the What chants. EY hits a low blow and then piledrives Santana. That segment would've been fine if the crowd weren't being dipshits.

Injury report.

Ali backstage promo. Are they hinting that they're going to rehash the Ali & Hotch stuff?

The Personal Concierge introduces Mr Elegance. He'll fight Lei Ying Lee, for some reason. Xia Brookside is on comms. Lmao the ref elegantly ejects the Elegance Brand. Wow, Xia gets on the apron and Lee pushes her down. Mr Elegance pins Lee. Wtffff lol. The match was... okay I guess?

Lee vs Brookside at Slammiversary, nice.

Main event time. I'm honestly surprised this isn't a cinematic match. The Righteous get a special intro with their followers. The Broken Hardys come out. Dutch goes into the barbed wire board. That was quick. Matt with the barbed wire low blow to Dutch lol. Matt gets rammed into the barbed wire board, whilst Jeff was on the turnbuckle. Err, Dutch puts a flower into Jeff's mouth. Wtf Jeff is foaming at the mouth, and is now being stretchered off. Oh no, bro fell off the stretcher and ran into the ring. The Righteous pin Matt. Silva is here to... present... yeah idk wtf is going on. Honestly that match was way too long, but some of the spots were fun.

The lights go out... and the Hardys are gone. Oh god this feud is going to continue isn't it.

That episode was okay. Some interesting/fun stuff, some not that good.