Impact thread for April 3, 2025 - Kaz vs. Elijah, six-woman tag, Maclin, Hardyz, "groundbreaking announcement"

[DameDollar]

She's a former WNBA player. Basketball people be tall.

yeah that explains it

 

[DameDollar]

She was definitely playing center

 

[Barry Poppins]

I feel seen.

Hey I'm just saying if I'm the middle of coitus with a woman I'm slapping and squeezing them tits.

 

[R-Troop]

they should have zoomed in on that suplex... show off the strength of Jody Threat.... and the fact that she had the tights and was pulling them up...

 

[Barry Poppins]

This is just an objective fact of what I'd be doing

 

[DameDollar]

Well I know where this is going.

 

[DameDollar]

Where's Mustafa Ali?

 

[O-Blaze]

She's a former WNBA player. Basketball people be tall.

They got short folks in basketball

 

[R-Troop]

She was definitely playing center

guard actually

 

[R-Troop]

HOLY SHIT JAKARA JACKSON WON THE MATCH!

 

[O-Blaze]

I'm a titty, kitty, and booty slapper

 

[DameDollar]

guard actually

holy moly

 

[DameDollar]

SHE'S A SHOOTEERRRREE

 

[Barry Poppins]

What

 

[O-Blaze]

Ali gonna make that dude relapse..