Immortal Championship Wrestling

[Mr. PrettyGood]

World Heavyweight Championship Match: Triple H w/ Ric Flair vs. Mitsuharu Misawa ©

Solie: Two of the most decorated wrestlers to ever grace the ring, Triple H and Mitsuharu Misawa, will be closing out the card tonight, as only an IWC World Championship match can. Each man is known for their toughness and for their stamina, which could be the deciding factor in this championship match, if it isn’t The Nature Boy in Mr, Helmsley’s corner. I would like to inform our viewers that, at the champions’ request, there will be a 20 count for action outside of the ring as opposed to the 10 count that they may be more familiar with.

The two men stare each other down and neither of them takes a step back after almost a full minute. They finally lock up. Each man pushes looking for any sort of weakness, but finds nothing. Trips makes a move by attempting an armdrag, but Misawa holds his ground and puts his knee on H’s neck, bringing him level with the mat. HHH escapes the hold and backs to the ropes. He steps forward going for a test of strength. Misawa obliges and they lock hands. After a brief struggle, Misawa is on his knees. The intensity on HHH’s face turns to surprise as Misawa does a back roll to twist his arms and reverse the pressure of the knuckle lock, then to pain as he is forced down to his knees. Misawa releases one hand and drives his knee into his opponent’s face. Trips works his way to the ropes to break the hold then crawls out. After a consultation with Flair, The Game is back in the ring and offers to lock up, but when Misawa complies, he gets punched in the face. HHH follows this up and whips Misawa to the ropes. Misawa bounces off the ropes and gets put on his back by a shoulder block. Trips drops an elbow, but gets nothing. Both men get to their feet and Misawa starts firing off chops to put Triple H against the ropes Misawa fires HHH off and drops to his belly. H jumps over the champion and regains control of himself. When Misawa gets up he gets a kick in the stomach and HHH goes for the pedigree, but Misawa unhooks his arms and back body drops The Game out of the ring.

Solie: It appears that each man has done his homework, but Misawa keeps getting the last word.

Flair tries to get close to his charge, but backs off when Misawa exits the ring. As the champ tries to pull the game up, he gets a couple of fingers in his eyes. Trips waistlocks Misawa and drives his lower back against the ring. He then whips his opponent into the barricade. After a vertical suplex on the floor, HHH rolls into the ring and gets on the ref’s case about him daring to count while he was out of the ring. This allows Flair to get a few stomps in as Misawa tries to get to his feet. Misawa tries to get into the ring, but gets a knee to his face on his way in. The referee reprimands Helmsley and this allows Flair to get in a few more cheap shots. Flair backs off as the referee turns around and Trips pulls his opponent into the ring under the ropes. He continues to attack the lower back with a series of knees then puts on a Boston crab. Misawa, still being close to the edge of the ring, grabs the ropes and the ref forces a break. HHH holds on until the four count, which causes the ref to continue talking to him after he breaks the hold. This distraction allows Flair to take off his coat and use it to choke Misawa.

Solie: He’s not known as the dirtiest player in the game for nothing. Ric Flair continues to be a factor even when he is not competing in the match, himself.

Triple H brings Misawa to his feet, chops him across the chest, and hips him into the ropes. Trips runs to meet his opponent with a high knee, which finds its mark and puts the champion on the mat. The challenger hooks a leg…
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The ref stops, after seeing Misawa’s arm on the bottom rope. Triple H pulls Misawa closer to the middle of the ring and pins again…
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Misawa pushes his challenger off. Triple H punches at Misawa’s head then remembers what he did out of the ring. He turns Misawa over and puts his knee into Misawa’s lower back. He stands up and drops an elbow in the same area. Now both knees go into the lower back and HHH pulls back on his opponent’s head and legs for a version of the bow and arrow hold. Misawa shifts his weight and winds up in a pinning position on top of HHH, but the challenger powers out. HHH is up first and approaches Misawa, who from his knees headbutts HHH in the gut. Misawa gets up and delivers a forearm. Trips responds with a punch. Misawa returns in kind. Trips goes low and pushes Misawa to a corner. After a second charging shoulder, Trips whips Misawa across the ring and follows him in. Triple H eats a big helping of Misawa’s boot. Trips backs up to near the middle of the ring. Misawa climbs to the top rope and dives off with an elbow. Both men remain lying on the mat.

Solie: Two men who have exhausted each other lie on the mat. They fight each other to be the best and they are fighting themselves just to get up. Each man, I am certain, is wishing the referee’s count would slow down; he’s up to 7 right now.

Both men are moving, but not even close to standing as the count gets to 8. When the ref counts 9, Flair reaches into the ring and pulls his stable mate out of the ring, technically starting a new count, but also getting the ref to yell at him and eject him from ringside. Flair removes his coat for the second time in this match and throws it at the ref, which somehow doesn’t change his ruling.Triple H rolls back into the ring, where Misawa is using the ropes to stand up as The Nature Boy storms his way up the entrance ramp. They meet in the middle of the ring and Misawa dodges a punch and gets behind his opponent. Misawa hits a German suplex and slowly gets up, grabbing his back. He runs to the ropes and comes off with a senton, but HHH gets his knees up. Trips rolls over and pushes up to try to stand up. He pulls Misawa up and puts him in a standing headscissors. He underhooks both arms, but Misawa escapes and pulls Trips’ legs out from under him. He catapults HHH into the corner. When Trips turns around, he has a boot in his gut and is in a similar position to what he just had his opponent in. Triple H escapes the same way as Misawa did. Misawa steps away from the corner and walks into a spinebuster. He is unable to immediately make the cover, but does crawl his way over to Misawa…
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Misawa gets a shoulder up. Trips goes to Misawa’s legs and attempts to turn him over, but Misawa constantly uses his shoulders and neck to avoid being turned over. HHH finally gets Misawa over, but by this point he’s in the ropes. Trips ignores the ref’s instructions to break the hold and just pulls him away from the ropes to pull him up. Misawa pushes him off and fires off a series of punches and kicks finishing with a kick to the stomach. Triple H experiences Tiger driver ‘91 and Misawa pushes forward for the pin…
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Solie: We have a winner. Mitsuharu Misawa has successfully defended his championship, and has definitely earned the winner’s share of the purse. He doesn’t look it, lying there on the mat, but he his holding his belt in the air like the champion he is.

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

Elimination Chamber Match for the Women’s Championship: Becky Lynch vs. Toni Storm vs. Chyna vs. Luna Vachon vs. Bull Naknao vs. Hard KD

Solie: This will truly be an international phenomenon. Each of these ladies represents a different country, including Luna Vachon from The Other Side of Darkness, which is well beyond where I’ve traveled. Ms. Vachon will be starting this match against Ireland’s Becky Lynch and the remaining women are inside their pods inside this intimidating, to say the least, metal structure.

Luna and Lynch start off in the ring with Lynch ready to lock up and her counterpart seemingly amazed by the structure that she has walked into. Lynch walks to the middle of the ring and Luna steps outside and begins pulling on the chains that make the wall and feeling the glass of the pod that KD is in. KD slaps the glass, but Luna doesn’t seem concerned at all. She drops to her knees and feels the exterior flooring. At this point, Lynch comes outside and quickly finds Luna’s fist in her stomach. Luna takes Lynch to the chain wall and runs her face against it before giving her a belly to back suplex. Lynch writhes in pain before rolling into the ring under the ropes while Luna exchanges words with KD and with Chyna, who is in the pod on the opposite end of that side.

Solie: To the best of my knowledge, Luna Vachon has never been in the ring in opposition to any of these competitors, but she has always been apparently insistent on making enemies wherever she goes.

As Luna reenters the ring, Lynch attacks her with a series of forearms to her back. Lynch pulls her into the ring and hiptosses her. Lynch holds on to the arm and tries to turn Vachon over, but she holds onto the rope to prevent being locked in Lynch’s signature hold. Lynch tries to break her opponent’s grip on the rope, but as soon as Vachon’s fingers leave the rope, they go into Lynch’s eyes. Luna stands up and prepares for a suplex, but switches it to a bodyslam. She goes to the ropes and drops an elbow onto Lynch then covers her…
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Luna backs off and looks both confused and frustrated as the ten second countdown begins. She grabs her head and looks around as the countdown continues and begins screaming when the lights flicker. The light settles on Chyna and Vachon is entirely focused on her before the pod even opens. Chyna keeps her distance from the ring as Vachon runs to the ropes, screaming at her.

Solie: Luna Vachon is about as calm as a rabid dog right now. I don’t know if the lights set her off or if she does have some history with Chyna, but the best thing to do may be to avoid her at all costs.

Chyna does the opposite of what Solie advised and runs forward to give Vachon a forearm. From behind, Lynch pulls Vachon back for a schoolgirl rollup for a two count. Chyna enters the ring as Lynch is pounding on Luna. Chyna grabs Lynch from behind and gives her a belly to back suplex then turns her attention to Vachon. With a few punches, Chyna has put Vachon in the corner. After a few kicks to the midsection, Luna is sitting in the corner and Chyna has her foot on Vachon’s throat. Chyna looks over her shoulder and sees Lynch is getting up in the opposite corner. She leaves Vachon on the ground and runs across the ring for a handspring elbow, but Lynch gets her knees up and into Chyna’s back. Lynch steps onto the middle rope and jumps off to land on Chyna’s back and applies a sleeper hold to the largest woman in the ring. Chyna swings wildly as though somebody is in front of her and grazes the top rope. She grabs the rope, but the ref informs her that there is no disqualification. Chyna grabs Lynch by the hair and throws her out of the ring, onto the chamber floor.

Solie: The sleeper hold is most effective when the blood is pumping quickly to the brain. Chyna, having only been in the ring for a minute or two, was not going to be taken out by the sleeper this early.

Chyna turns around to see Luna walking towards her. Chyna picks Luna up and presses her overhead then takes her to Lynch and drops her on top of Lynch’s supine body. Chyna steps out of the ring and waits for either of her opponents to get up. Vachon starts to push herself off the ground, but looks up at her standing opponent and falls. Chyna sees her opportunity and pulls Vachon to her feet only for Vachon to get the upper hand with a jawbreaker. Luna takes her stunned opponent to the wall, but Chyna gets her hands on the chains to keep her face out of them. As Chyna elbows Luna to get her off, she gets chop blocked by Lynch. The two women who started the match team up to best on Chyna, doing everything in their pattern to keep her out of the ring and off her feet until the lights start flashing and a new opponent enters the fray.

Hard KD has to go into the ring to get to the action, but she quickly does and pulls Luna off of Chyna, then decks her. Lynch suffers a similar fate. KD allows Chyna to stand then roundhouse kicks her in the head. Luna gets up and KD throws her into the ring and follows her. Lynch grabs KD’s arm from outside the ring and gets fought off by her free hand. KD throws a roundhouse kick at Vachon, who ducks and takes her down with a backslide for a three count.

Solie: I’ve never seen a momentum shift like that in all my years as a broadcaster. Hard KD has been eliminated and I don’t think anybody is more shocked than she is.

Chyna steps into the ring and is waiting for Luna to turn around, but as she does so, Lynch grabs Chyna’s arm and pulls it down across the ropes. Lune runs to this action and pounds on Chyna’s upper back. Luna then pulls the arm around the ropes as Lynch steps into the ring. Lynch tells Luna to back off and tries to do a cross arm breaker on Chyna, but the 9th Wonder is still strong enough with her other arm to hold onto the ropes. Once she has her balance established, Chyna punches Luna then pounds on Lynch until the attempt at the hold is abandoned. Chyna punches Luna into the corner as the countdown begins Lynch is on Chyna’s back by the time the lights over the two remaining pods flicker.

Bull Nakano steps out of her pod and comes into the ring hitting everybody that moves. She gives Chyna an elbow to the face, kicks Vachon in the stomach and pulls Lynch off of Chyna’s back by the neck then throws her to the mat. Chyna lands a punch to Nakano’s back, but this seems to anger her more than hurt her. Nakano turns around to get a kick from Chyna. Chyna tries to scoop up Nakano, but has to put her down, holding her shoulder. Nakano grabs Chyna by the hair and drops her to the mat with a facebuster. With Nakano still on her knees, focused on Chyna, Vachon rushes out of the corner and tackles her. She immobilizes one of Nakano’s arms and punches her hard and fast on the mat. Meanwhile, Lynch puts Chyna in the disarmher. Nakano pushes Vachon off of her as Chyna taps out.

Solie: Chyna, who some considered the biggest threat in this match, has been eliminated due to damage to her shoulder. This elimination might put a target on Bull Nakano especially for Toni Storm, who will leave her pod in a matter of seconds.

Lynch crawls to a corner to try to recover while Nakano and Vachon duke it out on the ground when Storm enters the ring. She gives a hip attack to both Nakano and Vachon then turns to Lynch. A running hip attack leaves Big Time Bex in the corner, but no longer by her own choice. Storm struts along the rope then sees Nakano running towards her. Storm ducks and pulls the top rope down, which sends her out of the ring. Vachon runs at Storm and eats an elbow before being thrown over the top rope, herself. Storm drags Lynch out of the corner and pins her…
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Lynch kicks out. Storm gets on top of Lynch and lands a few punches before she sees Vachon about to get back into the ring. Storm goes and gives Vachon a shot over the ropes and knocks her right into Nakano. As Nakano works on Vachon, Storm goes back to Lynch, who is sitting up. Storm positions herself for a hip attack, but Lynch pulls her down in a schoolgirl roll up for a two count. Both ladies get to their feet and begin chopping each other. Meanwhile, Nakano has Vachon by the feet and catapults her against the cage. She is still standing, but barely. A toss against one of the pods puts her on the floor. Nakano steps into the ring and puts both Lynch and the mat with a clothesline. Nakano drops a leg across Lynch, but Storm is pounding on Nakano before she can follow up. Storm lands a few blows, but gets stunned by an elbow. Nakano runs to the ropes and springs off for a kick. Lynch comes in and gets Nakano’s attention with a European uppercut. After a back kick to the stomach, Lynch aims for the Bexsploder, but Nakano elbows her way out of it. Storm grabs Nakanao from behind, but is having trouble hitting the Germen suplex. Lynch runs in with a calf kick and that provides the momentum for Nakano to be lifted back. Lynch goes around Storm for a lateral press…
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Nakano pushes Lynch off of her. Storm hooks a leg for a pin…
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Nakano escapes again. As Nakano tries to get up, Lynch and Storm help to bring her to her feet and prepare for a tandem suplex, but Nakano is able to lift both of them for a suplex.

Solie: That vertical suplay shows that Bull Nakano is still too strong to be taken down by either opponent. Becky Lynch and Toni Storm will need to continue to work together in order to eliminate this threat.

Nakano is the first one standing and watches her opponents. She runs to the ropes and throws a lariat at Storm, who ducks it. Nakano turns around and Storm kicks her in the belly. Before Storm can hit her version of the piledriver Nakano picks her up and is prepared for Bull’s Poisiedon, but has to drop Storm after Lynch punches her in the breadbasket. She and Nakano exchange blows until Storm puts Nakano in a waistlock. Lynch gets one more slap in and Storm lifts Nakano for a Germen suplex while Lynch runs around her to add a neckbreaker to it. Both women get on top of Nakano for the pin…
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Before she can even try to get up, Storm is fighting for her life to not be locked in the disarmher. She eventually is able to leave the ring entirely, which causes Lynch to release her. Storm gets to her feet and gets nailed between the eyes. Lynch tries to suplex her back into the ring, but gets headbutt before Storm’s feet are off the ground. Storm springs onto the top rope and goes for a cross body, but she gets none of it as Lynch drops to the mat. Lynch reaches for Storm’s arm, but gets her leg pulled out from under her. Storm gets up and runs to the ropes. Lynch positions herself next to the ropes and Storm steps over her. She hits the opposite ropes and Lynch leapfrogs her. She turns around and their heads collide. With both women lying on the canvas, Luna uses the cage to climb on top of one of the pods and dives off with a Luna eclipse, right on Lynch’s curled up knees. Storm crawls over to Vachon and covers her…
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Solie: With 4 women eliminated, one has to wonder if Becky Lynch can outlast the final woman to enter this match. Is it Big Time Bex or Timeless Toni who will be the first to hold the ICW Women’s Championship?

Storm stands up and pulls Lynch up. Before she can hit the strong zero piledriver, Lynch stands up for a back body drop. Storm is able to get up and gets a foot in her stomach. Lynch once again gets a hold of her opponent’s arm, but Storm pulls her leg out and covers her…
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Lynch kicks out. Both women get to their feet and Lynch lands a chop. Storm fires off her own shot, but Lynch dodges it. She chops and punches Storm back to the ropes. She whips Storm across the ring and throws a line, but Storm ducks it and gets behind her. She hits a Germen suplex. Storm gets up and pulls Lynch to her feet. She does the Storm Zero then pins Lynch…
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Solie: Becky Lynch has got to feel like the unluckiest woman on the face of the earth. After fighting her way into this match, she got the worst draw possible and still outlasted four opponents only to be defeated by Toni Storm, who was the last to enter the match. Congratulations to Toni Storm, but Becky Lynch has got to be near the front of the line the first shot at the new champion.

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

International Championship: William Regal © vs. Tito Santana

Solie: Once again, the International Championship headlines an event, this time in Teluca, Mexico. The hometown hero, Tito Santana, will try to wrest the belt from William Regal. The champion seems to be uncomfortable as the official checks him over. Wait a minute! Wait a minute! The referee has found a set of brass knuckles in Regal’s knee pad!

The ref holds up the foreign object for all to see and hands it to the ring announcer. He then checks Regal again and, finding no new illegal items, calls for the match to start. Both wrestlers go to the middle of the ring and Santana gets the first hold, a top wristlock Regal takes Santana to the ropes and sends him off. Santana hits a shoulder block to send Regal to the mat. Santana runs to the ropes, then jumps over Regal, who stands up and does a leap frog. Regal attempts a hiptoss, but Santana lands on his feet and takes Regal over with a hiptoss of his own. Regal gets up and takes a step towards Santana before deciding to back off into the ropes. Santana closes in on him, but the official intervenes. Regal gets a cheap shot over the ref’s head. After a few more blows, Regal attempts a standing headscissors, then underhooks each arm. Santana frees his arms and back body drops his opponent. Santana runs to the ropes and lands a flying forearm across Regal’s head. Santana goes for a pin…
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Regal has his foot on the bottom rope. Santana pulls Regal to the center of the ring and attempts a figure four leg lock, but Regal pulls him over into a small package for two. Santana gets to his feet and Regal gets out of the ring.

Solie: Tito Santana is giving the champion all he can handle. And it looks like the champion agrees. He’s grabbing the International Championship belt and walking up the ramp. The championship can not change hands on a count out. And it looks like Santana knows it. He’s chasing after Regal.

Santana turns Regal around and pounds him in the head. Regal drops the belt and is dragged back to the ring. Santana sends Regal in under the bottom rope then climbs onto the apron, where he is attacked. Regal grabs Santana’s neck and drops it across the top rope. Regal suplexes Santana into the ring and covers him…
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Santana kicks out. Regal grabs his opponent by the arms and appears to be going for a hold, but Santana frees himself and puts Regal into a bodyscissors. Regal pulls Santana’s legs apart and rolls back for a crab-like hold, but transitions into a hammerlock. Santana rolls over, but can’t escape the hold, but is able to get to his feet. Santana throws an elbow, which finds its mark and allows him to escape the hammerlock. Santana runs to the ropes, but Regal follows him and catches him with a knee to the stomach. Regal underhooks Santana’s arms and picks him up for a butterfly suplex. Regal stops to catch his breath then covers Santana…
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Santana kicks out. This time Regal is able to apply the keylock that he had been going for earlier.

Solie: The tides have turned in this match. Tito Santana appeared to be on the verge of victory a moment ago, but is in a world of trouble right now. He’s not going to quit, as you can see right now.

Santana is able to fight his way to his feet with the hold now being a top wrist lock. Regal releases one hand from the hold to pull Santana down by the hair and dives on top of him with a rear chinlock. Regal pulls him down to the mat so that both men are lying down, with Regal making Santana bear the brunt of his weight. Santana turns over to try to escape, but Regal just turns it into a headlock. Santana pulls Regal back to a pinning combination for two before Regal releases the hold to escape the situation. Both men get to their feet and Regal is the first to make a move, burying the toe of his boot into Santana’s midsection. He whips Santana into the ropes and bends over for a back body drop, but Santana stops himself and does a backslide pin for a two count. Santana is the first man standing and puts Regal back on the mat with a shoulder block. Regal quickly gets back to his feet and Santana closes the distance between them quickly, running into Regal’s elbow. Regal takes Santana by the head and runs to a corner. Santana stops himself and pounds Regal’s head into the turnbuckle. He hiptosses Regal out of the corner and steps onto the middle rope. After dodging a clothesline attempt, Regal is back in control. He stands Santana up, but receives an inverted atomic drop. Santana takes Regal to a corner and pounds his head against the turnbuckle as the crowd counts with each hit… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10. Santana runs to the ropes and comes back, but Regal dodges the flying forearm, which causes Santana to clothesline himself on the top rope. An addled Regal does a school boy rollup and the referee counts three.

Solie: It has been said that luck is when preparation meets opportunity. William Regal has retained his championship and appeared to be operating entirely on instinct. The hometown hero has come up short against the champion, but we'll see if Regal's luck can continue the ext time we see him on ICW TV.

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

Elimination Tag Team Championship Match: Road Warriors w/ Paul Ellering vs. The Crusher/Dick the Bruiser vs. The New Day (Big E and Kofi Kingston w/ Xavier Woods) vs. Harlem Heat w/ Sister Sherri

Solie: Here we have 4 teams, each representing a different decade, fighting to determine the first ICW Tag Team Champions. This is an elimination bout, but to clarify the rules: only one member of a team has to lose a fall for both members to be eliminated. It should also be known that a legal man can tag out to anybody except the partner of the other legal man.

Booker T and Animal start off in the ring. Rather than try to match strength with the Road Warrior, Booker does an ankle pick to put him on the mat. Booker backs off to the ropes and the referee keeps Animal back. As the ref is just starting to move, Booker gets a cheap shot from over the ref’s head. Booker turns his back to a corner and sidesteps an attack from Animal. Booker tags in Crusher, who is in the corner that Animal has just run into. Booker and Crusher pound on Animal’s back until the referee forces Booker to his corner. Animal throws an elbow and lands it right in Crusher’s mouth. Then he gives Bruiser a punch. Animal turns around and bodyslams Crusher then goes to his corner to tag in Hawk.

Hawk steps into the ring and takes Crusher down with a flying shoulder tackle. He picks up Crusher and whips him into the ropes. After a powerslam, he tags Booker back into the match. As Booker climbs to the top rope, Hawk runs to Bruiser’s corner and knocks him off the apron. Booker does the Harlem hangover and covers Crusher…
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Before Booker can react, Hawk is on him like white on rice.

Solie: One team is eliminated and Road Warrior Hawk is strong enough to make it two very quickly. This must be from the strategic mind of Paul Ellering.

Hawk continues to beat on Booker until Stevie Ray comes in and pulls him off. The referee intervenes and gets Stevie back on the apron, but not before he’s taken a shot at Hawk. While Hawk is distracted by Stevie, Booker makes his way to New Day’s corner to tag in Big E. Big E confidently walks to meet Hawk and the two begin yelling at each other. Hawk issues the challenge by pointing to the ropes. E answers by running and meeting Hawk with a shoulder block. Neither man goes down. Hawk runs to the ropes and his shoulder block does put E on the mat. E is back up quickly, but is quickly eating a barrage of punches and kicks from Hawk. Once E is against the ropes, Hawk whips him into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a flying clothesline followed by a lateral press…
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E kicks out. Hawk sits E up and puts a few knees to his back before bringing him to his feet. Hawk takes his foe to the ropes, tags in Animal, and sends E across the ring. Both Road Warriors shoulder block him, which draws Kingston into the ring. This gets the ref’s attention and prevents him from counting the pin. Both members of Harlem Heat come in and the ref averts his attention long enough for Kingston to join the fracas.

Solie: This is turning into the pier 6 brawl that anyone would expect from this many combustible elements in the ring. This could be even more dangerous as each team has a corner man who won't be afraid to get involved.

As the chaos goes on, Harlem Heat gets the best position. After a double clothesline to Hawk, the referee tries to get them out of the ring, but Stevie Ray shoves him out of the way, which allows him to pick up a confused Kingston for a powerbomb as Booker heads to the top rope. The bell rings before Booker makes his move and Stevie just drops Kingston as he is told that he and his brother have been disqualified. While Harlem Heat have it out with the official, Paul Ellering jumps on the apron to have his piece. Animal pounds the recently eliminated team’s heads together and gets instructions from his manager, who is pulled off of the apron by Sherri and pounded in the head by her, apparently loaded purse. Animal goes after Sherri, but Booker and Stevie exit the ring to protect her. Meanwhile, inside the ring. Kingston, E, and Hawk are rising to their feet. Kingston hits trouble in paradise. Before Hawk hits the ground, Big E has him on his shoulder to hit the big ending. Kingston gets the ref’s attention to the pin in the middle of the ring…
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Solie: Kofi Kingston has described his style in the ring as controlled chaos and we have seen just that. In all of my years broadcasting this great sport, I have never seen anything like that ending to a match, but Kingston took control to get the win for his team. We now have a three man crew as tag team champions. As Xavier Woods joins his partners in the ring, the Orlando crowd celebrates the end of this broadcast. This is Gordon Solie saying, “So long from the Sunshine State.”

 

[Mr. PrettyGood]

Orthodox Championship: Jake “the Snake” Roberts © vs. Raven w/ Stevie Richards

Solie: Despite the name, the Orthodox Championship seems to have attracted some of wrestling’s more unorthodox stars. A man known for dark charisma, Jake “the Snake” Roberts (circa 1989) is going to defend this title against a grungy individual with a cult-like following in Raven (circa 1996). Roberts, as usual, has Damien, a python, in a canvas bag and his opponent has Stevie Richards in his corner. It’s hard to say which cornerman will be more effective. Both of these men are known to bend the rules when the ref is looking and outright break the rules if they think they can get away with it.

The bell rings and Raven continues to sit in the corner. Roberts is trying to goad him into the center of the ring, but to no avail. Jake decides to do likewise across the ring. Jake pulls himself up by the ropes and Raven still will not move. Jake walks across the ring and pulls Raven up only to get a thumb in his eye. Raven pulls Jake’s legs out from under him and puts his feet on the ropes for a pin, but the ref sees his feet and refuses to count. Raven stands up to yell at the official, which allows Roberts to stand up and land a few punches followed by a clothesline. Raven gets to his feet and is quickly taken to the top turnbuckle, again and again and again, then to the second turnbuckle a few times, then gets pounded into the bottom turnbuckle pad until the ref has pulled him away. As Roberts is getting yelled at and threatened with DQ, Raven gets some encouragement from Richards

Solie: This is the role of a cornerman. Advising in this game of human chess. And that is definitely NOT the role of a cornerman.

Raven stands up to face his incoming opponent and gives him a drop toe hold into the exposed middle turnbuckle. Richards celebrates by throwing the pad he removed into the crowd. Raven pulls Roberts to his feet and puts him on the mat with a Russian legsweep. Raven covers Roberts…
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Roberts gets a shoulder up. Raven punches Roberts’s head until the ref counts to four. As Raven backs off, Richards reaches into the ring to choke Snake. Raven moves back in with an elbow drop then pushes his opponent out of the ring. The ref keeps his eyes on Richards while Raven exits the ring. Roberts lands a few jabs then tries to throw a right hand, but Raven ducks the punch and lands a few punches of his own before getting ready for a Russian leg sweep into the barricade, but Roberts elbows his way out then whips Raven into the ring steps. Jake’s attention is drawn away from his opponent when Richards, across the ring, grabs the bag with Damien in it Roberts chases Richards backstage as Raven rolls into the ring, with the Orthodox Championship belt. As the referee calls for the bell, Raven puts the belt on the mat in front of him.

Solie: Knowing that he has won the match and not the championship will not make Raven happy, though I have to wonder if anything can make that man smile. I’ve been asked before why a championship traditionally does not change hands as a result of a countout and this match would be an example of why. Wait one minute. What do we have here?

As Roberts returns to the ring, canvas bag in hand, Raven calls for a microphone.

Raven: Jake, I’ve got your belt. Give me five more minutes, and I’ll take what really matters to you. Just five minutes and I’ll have your snake, and your belt… or you can just give me the snake.

As Roberts considers his options, Richards comes from behind with a bat. Raven leaves the belt in the ring and walks up the ramp with Richards and the bag. They aren’t halfway up the ramp before they’re stopped by Diamond Dallas Page, who levels both men with a chair. He helps Roberts into the ring, gives him the bag and we fade to black with Page and Roberts in the ring, giving Raven and Richards an opportunity to get back into the ring, which is declined.