If You Had One Pink Slip?

[Luke Flywalker]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Roxxi isn't eye candy!?

*Bugeyes.*

Shit, I must have bad taste!





Anyways, I'd get rid of Michael Cole to open the spot for Matt Striker.

 

[Quintastic One]

Hornswoggle. Say what you will about women wrestlers, but midgets have no place in serious wrestling, period. Call me insensitive, but you will never get me to enjoy a Hornswoggle match when realistically any man of average size could punt the fuck out of him and end the match.

 

[UndertakerTheGreat]

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Roxxi isn't eye candy!?

*Bugeyes.*

Shit, I must have bad taste!





Anyways, I'd get rid of Michael Cole to open the spot for Matt Striker.

Well I actually think Roxxi is cute, but WWE likes their perfect Barbie Bombshells. If Shelly Martinez' looks(and Shelly is pretty) weren't enough for WWE, Roxxi certainly doesn't fit cookie cutter standards. Look at the pattern Jaqueline(when she was in WWE) Molly Holly, Jazz. All were let go to make way for the Diva search(blahh). Cherry they called "Too fat" I actually heard Cherry was a GOOD wrestler in the indies. She wasn't fat either. Victoria was misused right up until her last match, and look how they waste Natalya. None of these women were cookie cutter cute. They had a unique beauty sure, but not the WWE standard of unattainable perfection. However these bitches could WRESTLE...which is what they were trained to do. It shoulda been what it was all about in the first place.
The only diva to have both the standard look, AND the skills was Trish. And I always respected Trish because she REALLY made herself into something. When she first debuted I was expecting a useless Sable lite. Boy did she prove me wrong...she earned my respect.