How things really swing in Sweden.

[Crayo]

Not a very flattering picture of you Alkaline, but I dig the jeans.

 

[Jonathan]

Jesus Alkaline really? Can you not control yourself?

 

[Rysenberg]

He must get tyred of that.

 

[Crayo]

Especially when he never takes any brakes.

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Must be pretty tiny downstairs to fit in a TIRE puncture :shock:

 

[Senhor Perfect]

Whoops, I'll continue the theme:

What a strange chain of events

 

[Rysenberg]

Well it's a better ride than you'll get in Scotland.

 

[Testify]

Stopspot always seemed like a dynamic person to me.

 

[Stopspot]

Someone caught my evil twin brother on film.

 

[seabs]

"A possible link to a series of crimes that happened in 2007 has been considered."

Jeez that's the most bizarre thing ITT.

 

[Dat Girl]

If that's the way he rolls I guess we shouldn't judge.

 

[Testify]

Who am I to judge him? I live my whole life without any sort of dignity whatsoever. Hell, I once had my sperm drop in the glass of my girl and she said oh boy is this juice thick or what?

 

[seabs]

You too?

 

[Testify]

You too?

I know you think I'm a saint, and a Santa Claus, and the almighty, and yours truly, and God knows whatnot, but I ain't. I am a addicted person. I make people bleed for no reason.

 

[Dat Girl]

Who am I to judge him? I live my whole life without any sort of dignity whatsoever. Hell, I once had my sperm drop in the glass of my girl and she said oh boy is this juice thick or what?

Just because you jackoff somebody else, doesn't mean it's your sperm.

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