General Chit-Chat Thread: A New Beginning

[Hoss]

Oh shit

 

[Chris]

I don't think the white guests are really expected to go all out for the 24th tho, just color matching I think

 

[Hoss]

Idk if I'd ever have the opportunity to wear that kind of garment again

 

[Hoss]

I'm pulling up dressed as The Sultan

 

[Chris]

If you wanna wear it then you're a groomsmen and you gotta learn a dance with us. I'll make Jean do it too. Basically every dude I'm inviting is a groomsmen anyway and I still don't have as many as my fiancee has bridesmaids

 

[Hoss]

I guess I should get my chest measured

 

[Butters]

Im a bridesmaid. So is looch and booty

 

[Hoss]

I can't not post this again

 

[Chris]

Just measure circumference underneath the armpits, in centimeters I assume since it'll be bought overseas

 

[Chris]

Like this but you can wear pants I'm sure

 

[Hoss]

What if the Bangladeshi website calls me a fat fuck

 

[Chris]

It'll be in person bc my future parents in law are going later this month to get them made

 

[Hoss]

That would be amazing

 

[Hoss]

If they just insulted me directly to my face at your wedding

 

[Hoss]

Or reception