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S2E3 now.

 

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*Duncan circles on board
Duncan: WHAT. IS. ANTHROPOLOGY?
Seriously, does anyone know?
*Annie raises hand
Duncan: You with the boobs

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Chang:The world just wasn't ready for an Asian on Key-tar

Winger: did you just say Key-tar, or did you pronounce the word guitar like a hillbilly?

 

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#Swag

S2E4 - Space Shuttle

*Everyone walks slow
Jeff: Can we stop walking in slow-mo now?
Abed: 20 more yards.
Pierce: You guys are walking in slow-mo?

 

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Annie: I didn't tattle about the flag, but you shouldn't have made it in the first place!
Pierce: If you love Greendale so much, WHY DON'T YOU GO MARRY IT!

lmao.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Winger: Looking good, Leonard! Stroke, or thai chi?

 

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Jeff: Terrible Dean. This thing is being towed with us in it.
Dean: Oh, oh, okay wait? So handicap spots count on Saturdays?
Jeff: I think we might end up in a compacter, when we get back, I'm going to step on you!
Dean: As much as I might enjoy that Jefferey, if you don't get back here in time for the launch, City College wins.

Meant to end the line at "Enjoy that."

 

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Winger: Looking good, Leonard! Stroke, or thai chi?

Medication episode?

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Winger: Yea, it's pretty great. Not much could ruin today
Dean Pelton: *Pops up out of a bush* HIIIIIIII
Winger: Oh shoot, I forgot saying that summons him

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Medication episode?

S1 finale

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

lmfao

Shirley: My friend Gary is transferring!
Troy: I hope he transfers to hell

 

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The Pen Episode

Abed: If I could just take a moment to share a few words of sarcasm with whoever it is that took this pen. I wanna say thank you for doing this to me. For a while I thought I'd have to suffer through a puppy parade, but I much prefer being entombed alive in a mausoleum of feelings I can neither understand nor reciprocate. So whoever you are, can I get you anything? Ice cream, best friend medal, anything?

 

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lmfao

Shirley: My friend Gary is transferring!
Troy: I hope he transfers to hell

lmao, best line.

 

[Dolph'sZiggler]

Pierce: Hey Troy, ever seen one of these? called a beer bong. Not supposed to inhale though, I almost died outside.

 

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Professor Duncan: Yes, you heard me right. I have stopped drinking. May lead you to the fact that I could no longer get an erection. Now that I'm on the wagon, you can expect both this class and my penis to be more focused and rewarding.