Awesome lyrics thread. (post em')
- Thread starter Crayo
- Start date
-
Welcome to "The New" Wrestling Smarks Forum!
I see that you are not currently registered on our forum. It only takes a second, and you can even login with your Facebook! If you would like to register now, pease click here: Register
Once registered please introduce yourself in our introduction thread which can be found here: Introduction Board
: KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Steel Panther time:
Fat Girl
The Shocker
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
I love this band. :yay:
Fat Girl
I saw her drinking beer
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Craig's
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
She everything i wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn
(ouch don't bite)
My friends keep telling me i must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because your bigger than a busssssssssssss
Eatin peanuts by the bar
I was pretty desperate and i knew she had a car
She said her name was Debbie
She was a friend Jenny Craig's
She had boobs like water melons and breathe like rotten eggs
I know your hungry
I can see it in your eyes
Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries
I want to take your chubby ass back to my place
And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeaaahh!!!
Woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
Woooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
She everything i wanted and more
Fat girl
She can't fit through the door
woooooah woooooah
Thar she blows
I want to prove to you my feelings are for real
So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals yeah
I won't joke about your body if you only let me in
I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin yeaaaahhhhh
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Wooooah wooooah
Thar she blows
Fat girl
Is riding my jock again
Fat girl
is snacking on my cock againnnnnnnn
(ouch don't bite)
My friends keep telling me i must be going blind
Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind yeeahhh
Even though some people point and laugh at us
You can kick their ass because your bigger than a busssssssssssss
The Shocker
Extra Extra read all about it,
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole [so] she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah [woah] the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah [call] the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah [ha] the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Here it comes!
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Come on and Shocker
Do you [wanna 20 balls] of heavy metal power
in your vagina and your butthole too
I wanna show ya kinda something new.
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner,
Here's something cool that'll work for you.
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez,
Some will say that its a bit extreme.
Close your eyes and spread your legs now,
What I'm about to do will make you scream.
You better lube it up cuz it's easier to get it deeper in,
in her hole [so] she screams
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah [woah] the Shocker.
It's easy to find chicks that really dig it,
In any city or any town.
You can spot a rookie who's bin using the shocker,
He walks around with a pinky thats brown.
When ya do too much butter sugar,
And your hard meat stick won't stand.
Add your middle finger to a first and little,
and spread the shocker all across the land.
Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls,
you will learn this at school.
so pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah [call] the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
YEAH!!
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Yeah [ha] the Shocker.
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car,
or do it in the alley right behind the bar.
Two in the Pink and one in the stink,
Thats called the Shocker.
Here it comes!
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Shock, Shock Shocker
Come on and Shocker
Do you [wanna 20 balls] of heavy metal power
in your vagina and your butthole too
Eatin' Ain't Cheatin'
I went down on her last night
From what I understand baby that's alright
I didn't screw her and that's the truth but I eat that vagina through and through
She rocked my stick and I blew my load
But right after, honey, I came home
I love you better than all the rest but eating out weekly I can't resist
So if you want to come with me, I'll show you what I mean
Eatin ain't cheatin
I don't know what your talking about
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know that sucking ain't fucking
Eatin ain't cheatin
Now I'm just a man in a band
I'm eatin out the bitches as fast as I can
Licky clitty clitty
Tonging that twat
It's finger licking good
Baby why should I stop
If you want to have a seat I'll clear a place on my face yeah
Eatin ain't cheatin
I'm backstage only using my mouth
Eatin ain't cheatin
Baby munchings jusy lunching yeah
Uhhhhh
Ummmm Yeah
Now Licky!
It doesn't make me unfaith unless I'm laying down the cable (cable cable)
Ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know sucking ain't fucking
Eating ain't cheatin
I'm telling all the girls around the world
From what I understand baby that's alright
I didn't screw her and that's the truth but I eat that vagina through and through
She rocked my stick and I blew my load
But right after, honey, I came home
I love you better than all the rest but eating out weekly I can't resist
So if you want to come with me, I'll show you what I mean
Eatin ain't cheatin
I don't know what your talking about
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know that sucking ain't fucking
Eatin ain't cheatin
Now I'm just a man in a band
I'm eatin out the bitches as fast as I can
Licky clitty clitty
Tonging that twat
It's finger licking good
Baby why should I stop
If you want to have a seat I'll clear a place on my face yeah
Eatin ain't cheatin
I'm backstage only using my mouth
Eatin ain't cheatin
Baby munchings jusy lunching yeah
Uhhhhh
Ummmm Yeah
Now Licky!
It doesn't make me unfaith unless I'm laying down the cable (cable cable)
Ahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Eatin ain't cheatin
You should know sucking ain't fucking
Eating ain't cheatin
I'm telling all the girls around the world
I love this band. :yay:
"And no, it cant be true, i can fly if i wanted to, like a bird in the sky, i believe i can fly, boy i'll flyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" so powerful, brings a tear to my eye 
:
: