Are you a Vampire?

[Kiffy Lube]

We are all friends so you should warn us if you're a vampire. We know you'll get thirsty and need our blood so just give us a heads up so we can buy more garlic salt.

I also don't mean some half ass scene vampire, I mean a real vampire. I ain't scared about some dude with too much mascara on tellin' me needs my blood. I'm worried that we may have some Vlad descendants here who we love but ya know they still gotta do their thing.

Lets all have a Happy mutha fuckin' Halloween and not end up havin' stab anyone with a wooden shiv. Thank you.

 

[Deezy]

Certain movies showed I'm a werewolf.....but without the abs (BY CHOICE) and without the weird imprint shit.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

So you're part Big Foot and Werewolf? Wild.

 

[Chris]

 

[O-Blaze]

I plead the 5th


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[Kiffy Lube]

You two stay far away from me or you're gonna get some fuckin' garlic salt in your eyes.

 

[Wolverine]

You two stay far away from me or you're gonna get some fuckin' garlic salt in your eyes.

Or get squirt with a watergun full of holy water.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I worship a demon, holy water pretty much turns to piss if I touch it.

 

[Deezy]

So you're part Big Foot and Werewolf? Wild.

There's no Bigfoot silly

 

[Kiffy Lube]

I already proved Big Foot is a vast, multi-cultured race.

 

[Deezy]

No you just took mine and tried to pass it off as such

 

[Deezy]

Every native knew a sasquatch was a medicine man who stayed in the woods.

 

[Kiffy Lube]

Now, you admitted it but Russians have also fucked Yetis.

 

[Deezy]

I never admitted to anything. ...trying to use my memory against me

 

[Kairi HoHo]