Acolytes Protection Agency of WWEForums

[Dat Girl]

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ACOLYTES PROTECTION AGENCY IS CURRENTLY TAKING IN MEMBERS, AND TEAMS THAT NEED TO BE PROTECTED. IF YOU WOULD LIKE PROTECTION, PLEASE POST HERE.​

Now what comes with A.P.A. Protection you may ask?
1. Peace of mind from any member trying to harass you.
2. Back up if anybody trys to negative spam you or start wars with your group.
3. Stop anybody from personally insulting you.
4. Beating the shit out of people who touch you.
5. Judgement free advice and counseling.
6. Beer and access to our bar.
7. Backup from when people who won't shut the fuck up about asking to join your group.
8. Access to our whores.
9. Access to our chatroom and synchtube
10. Protection from trolls, if you want us to read a spoiler before you do, tell us.
11. Alert of spoilers in threads.

Application:

Spoiler

Be creative dumbass and tell us why you think we should protect you, and what YOU can offer us too.

Farooq : and @[Bradshaw] :jbl: are the only members of the A.P.A.

 

[seabs]

I'll give you beer.

 

[Dat Girl]

After discussing it with Bradshaw, we are considering your offer : we will wait though to see if other members are willing to put up offers for our protection services.

 

[Victoria Justice]

Fuck you i no need Protection im the One man Band :0

 

[Dat Girl]

Then get the fuck out, we didn't force you to come. You're lucky we are to busy playing cards or we'd toss your ass out after a clothesline from hell and a DAMN dominator! :

 

[Asskicker]

Yo I need you guys just as much as you need me.

 

[Dat Girl]

Well I need Bradshaw back to discuss protecting people. For now everyone will have to wait until he comes back online, but we will discuss it when we can Asskicker.

 

[seabs]

Adding to my offer of beer with porn.

 

[Dat Girl]

:shock: amn: Still have to wait for my partner.

 

[Aids Johnson]

Id pay you to stay the hell away from me. You and your chump friend. nWo > APA.

 

[Dat Girl]

:haha: nWo are just a bunch of noobs.

 

[Matt]

I want protection (

 

[Hannah Bee]

I want protection against AIDS Aids. I can offer services too, and it involves saying :. )

 

[Dat Girl]

So far Hannah is throwing something in my interest now tunga:

 

[Hannah Bee]

^
Of course.