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  1. Patriot Pants

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    I seem to have misplaced my Legend status with the merger. That's $45 (3 years ago without inflation and economics) down the drain. If anyone has seen it please tell me. Its probably lost, scared, alone, and hungry
  2. Patriot Pants

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Nice to meet a fan
  3. Patriot Pants

    General Chit-Chat Thread - No Spoilers

    Ah, home sweet home. I see yall repainted the walls a bit. And somebody has put a new butt imprint in my favorite chair ... but its home. Well, under a different name but nonetheless.
  4. Patriot Pants

    AMA Bret Bordeaux

    @Kid Vicious Update 1.2: Entrance theme changed to Automatic by Vo Williams & DJ Ricky Luna Coupe de Grace finish renamed to Cakewalk Entrance reworked to better fit character and theme New Rep picture used, same base Character Gimmick edited slightly
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    AMA The Bordeauxs (Tag Team)

    TEAM INFORMATION GROUP NAME: The Bordeauxs MEMBERS: Bret Bordeaux & Bellatrix Bordeaux COMBINED WEIGHT: 369lbs UNIT DEBUT: 2022 CHARACTER DESCRIPTION GIMMICK: Trouble making, orphaned siblings with VERY different personalities. ALIGNMENT: Face IN-RING TAG TEAM STRATEGY Isolate and adapt...
  6. Patriot Pants

    AMA General Promo Discussion Thread

    @Dolph Zinger I can't be in the ABL because I'm 100% all in for Burgerman. He's better than Mayor McCheese and The Hamburglar combined in terms of fast food characters (I'm dead serious)
  7. Patriot Pants

    AMA General Promo Discussion Thread

    Burgerman 4 President
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    AMA Bret Bordeaux

    @Kid Vicious Update 1.1: Now Technical/Highflyer Wrestling Abilities slightly reordered Height and Weight changed Rep changed to Will Ospreay Moveset seen changes to accommodate skillset Bloody End move edited to be a Coupe de Grace Entrance altered slightly/added more character to it If any...
  9. Patriot Pants

    AMA Bret Bordeaux

    I dunno what you're talking about lol
  10. Patriot Pants

    AMA Bret Bordeaux

    NAME: Bret Bordeaux NICKNAMES: N/A DATE OF BIRTH: December 12th, 1994 HEIGHT: 6'1 WEIGHT: 230lbs PRO DEBUT: 2017 HOMETOWN: Baton Rouge, LA TWITTER: @BBordeauxAMA CHARACTER DESCRIPTION GIMMICK: One half of the Bordeauxs, Bret is the tactician and "moral compass" of the pair. He's a serious...
  11. Patriot Pants

    League Sign Up: Season Two/Pre-Start Discussion

    Asses and Eights would like to wish everyone involved in Season 2 the best of luck
  12. Patriot Pants

    A Question For Everyone

    I'll give it a go ?‍♂️ maybe you can use my voice
  13. Patriot Pants

    Fantasy Trades

    You're trying to cheat me Reag! It's a conspiracy to bring down Asses and Eights after their mediocre season last time?
  14. Patriot Pants

    Fantasy Trades

    @Redolph! I got rid of LIV MORGAN for LACEY EVANS not Alexa lol
  15. Patriot Pants

    Season Two Draft

    Then Asses & Eights wish Liv Morgan the best of luck in her romantic storyline thing, and signs Lacey Evans in her place for the Season 2 event.
  16. Patriot Pants

    League Sign Up: Season Two/Pre-Start Discussion

    @Redolph! I'd like to cut a wrestler and pick one up in free agency. This allowed?
  17. Patriot Pants

    League Sign Up: Season Two/Pre-Start Discussion

    My champion will retain no matter what. He has those OP rules in his contract lol