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  1. What should I do?

    Maybe you can quit bitching and let the G's post in peace.

  2. Fantasy Basketball

    ^Is Elijah giving homicide a 4-up in his ass? cause he's got his pointer& Middle finger up and i can smell the salsa from here.

  3. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    I interfere in this match and start laying all you bitches out with the Khali Brain Chop!, then I lock all of you in the dreaded claw.

  4. Post the wrestler that reminds you of the user above you

    ^kurt angle,cause you're everywhere on this site.

  5. The Samoa Joe Discussion

    ^^lol. I was just thinking that after watching last nights impact. Joe looks just like some fat white boy with fake tanning cream trying to shove samoan tampons up his ass, while jizzing on a poster of kittens.

  6. Proof Of TNA Is Fake

    Well yeah of course Wrestlings Fake,but in tna they don't attempt to hide that fact. Its like the ropes or studio or something about it seems really faggoty fake. anyways I think a better clip wouldv'e been team 3d Powerbombing rick through that "thin-ass can tell its fake"table.

  7. Vince McMahon: Creative Genius Or Marketing Genius??

    *My 200th Post* Vince was on VH1's "Fabulous life of Billionares:rags to riches" the other day and they mentioned he used to live with his mother and step-father in a trailor home til he meet his dad and blah,blah,blah, he won. I think hes creative,just that his writers are too busy fucking...

  8. Who Should Ric Flair’s Final Match At Wrestlemania 24 Involve...???

    I'm gonna say John Cena.Why?, cause if they keep the belt on Cena til WM24 he'll get a lotta heat,thus in turn giving fans more reason to cheer on Flair. No.....How about booking "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair up againest "The GreenBay Gladiator" Mr.Kennedy?,now that'd be awesome.Maybe make it a...

  9. Post the wrestler that reminds you of the user above you

    ^ Oh no you didn't...... I don't know..... I'm gonna have to say you remind me of that basketball guy that fucked,but tripped and ended up stuck in a cd can hole.....ahhh...whats his name???......Oh!,I know!, You remind me of Mick Foley.

  10. Cena Appreciation Thread: Cena Haters need not apply.

    ^^hey!, Don't forget about the Ken-Gang. Cause "K", kinda rhymes with "C". Examples:-Kronik/cronik. Cee-ya/Kee-ya

  11. Fantasy Basketball

    Man, IF you caught Prince in your pants, I'd laugh.

  12. I Love/Hate __________ About Wrestling

    I love: Cena Matches I hate: Orton matches I love: Mr.Kennedy,MVP,and Bobby Lashley I hate: CM Punk,Samoa Joe, & boogyman I Love: WWE I hate: tnF'Ngay! I like:The dvds i have of ROH & CZW I hate: People that hate Goldberg. I love: Big Power House wrestlers that are...

  13. Official Smackdown! discussion thread

    The people at THQ seem to be really motivated. I think this should be a pretty good improvement. I still am not sure if matches will be as easy to win like the last game or wether the computers are gonna provide actual competetion this time.

  14. Fantasy Basketball

    ^^^he had sex with that midget stuffed in that pillow, while Chuck Liddel stood in the corner shaking his head saying," thats my Leviathong." Remember when Justin'a Timberlake was in alpha dog with busta(badass.)Rhymes and they went on that cruise with Paul Stanley for about 11 days while...

  15. Is Samoa Joe ovrrated ?

    I think he's overrated along with most indy-stars. I mean people talk up about how great these guys are,then when they get in an actual company they kinda seem a bit disappointing,thats if they're even noticable.

  16. Imagine If It Turned Really Ugly

    Man,Cena would be "1" instead of "300", and he'd kill any bitch-ass pussy that tried rioting in his ring!, Like if a wave of Smarks charged the ring(lets say 12.), cena would pick them all up and F-U them all at once,right into a second wave,so there'd be a pile of them right there at ringside...

  17. The No Smark Zone 19: Suspending Disbelief

    Good thread. I'm gonna agree, cause I hate how the smarks always bitch about how shitty a show was or why little guys aren't getting pushed enough,then when one of them do(rey),they get shit on. And I've always liked the faces better, mostly these days with guys like Lashley& Cena having to work...

  18. if You were a wrestler,how would you plan your career?

    -My Gimmick: Well My gimmick would be an Annoying Potty Mouth Pretty Boy punk, cause I get pretty good heat from seniors at my school by being myself,so I guess thats pretty much just being my self. -What promotions/indys will work for: I'd go to as much indy-shows as possible, so as to pick...

  19. Fantasy Basketball

    "KA-Durhhhh!!!!!.....In't nooo,,huhhh?" ....Yeah,If you're not gonna say anything that doesn't make any sense,why don't you stick it up your ass instead of letting guys deal with that kinda responsiblity, You know kinda the will salso had sex with that jackass guy during that flair match were he...

  20. Fantasy Basketball

    ^yeah,what if Martin Tanley jerked off on your keyboard while you were asleep and you started typing while not knowing it.
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