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  1. Did you hear the one About the Pussy that can't be Poonged?

    Ohh...Yeahh...I forgot to mention that this is the Random Thoughts thread,so if you got some dumbass shit stuck in your head,just spill it out here...Cause this threads like the one that'll jump on grenades to save the forum from spam,cause all the spam will be directed here.
  2. Did you hear the one About the Pussy that can't be Poonged?

    Well I sure as shit didn't!!! Cause I bang my bitches like a.........a.......ahhhhh...???? ...........GODdammit, give me second here...................... ...........Ohh!!, I got it! Like a guy with a Super-soaker during summer getting in water fights, but like slips on water and falls in...
  3. Andre the Giant or Khali

    I'd say Khali's better,cause he's not as fat. Although I think his matches are tough as hell to watch,but if they booked him Andre style and just put him in Battle-Royals or Multiple-man matches like Royal Rumbles and just let him win those kinds of matches,I think i'd be alright with him...
  4. WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2008 Countdown

    Whats Kennedy's rating in this game? I bet Cena's rating is wayyyyy...up there. And I bet hogan's gonna be 100 overall. and speaking of high overalls...like seriously...wtf? everyone seems to be above the 83 zone, its like their all up in the 90's.
  5. Super Smash Bros. Brawl

    I don't have a wii.......will it come out on gamecube?......Cause I really enjoyed the past two super smash bros. games.
  6. Early news on Smackdown vs RAW 09

    So, if I pass the wellness policy,but congress busts my perscription place,am I still Fucked?
  7. The Official Mr.Kennedy thread for all Kennedy Fans.

    ^^^Hell Yeahhh!!!!!!!! ShowStopper fucking rules!!!!
  8. The Official Mr.Kennedy thread for all Kennedy Fans.

    ^Get the Fuck Outta Here travis40 if you're gonna be a hater! anyways heres the theme lyrics to Kennedy's entrance theme: Kennedy!!!!! I turn up the trouble till it gets real loud. I feel so much better that way(alright yeah) Gonna Mess with your mind,cause I know that I...
  9. The Official Mr.Kennedy thread for all Kennedy Fans.

    For All the fans of the fastest rising superstar in WWE History,this thread is and was made for all the Mr.Kennedy fans on the IWF forum,so post videos of your favorite Kennedy matches,promos,etc. And chill with all the other Kennedy fans and such. So lets get to it......my favorite Kennedy...
  10. Never Fear:The incredible Dave Is Here!

    I think batista's a great guy,cause he's hated and tells everyone to go fuck themselfs and I think Thats COOL!. Anyways on topic: -I think WWE keeps pushing him,kinda like the same way with Orton,were he messes up,nobody likes him,but somehow he keeps getting the push. -Heel Batista is...
  11. Choose

    ^Miiissstttteerrrrrr KENNNEDDYYYYY!!!!!............. ............KENNEDY!!! Sandman or Tommy Dreamer?
  12. why

    ^Same for me,I was gone for about a week and now I'm back and so far I have straight A's,and plus I think I got chatbanned,so Yeah......Bust'a!
  13. Kane comes out!

    Kanes a fucking smurf!!???.....Smells like....BUULLLLLLSHHIIIITTTTTTTTT!!!!!.....TO ME.....But I wouldn't doubt it,The Big Pink Machine might be his new gimmick,he'll betray his fans and enter the ring to the Top Gun Danger Zone theme song,and i think i get know why the ring posts explode to...
  14. The KenFan Show 2!:Spam Free or Banned Hard.

    "I outta cut that Keyboard right outta your hand."-Joe Grisley "Yeahhh....?,Well......Fuck YOU!"-K.F.4.L *KenFan Slams joe's skull into a brick wall* So I got finished with that bitch...On with the Sequel. Today's topic'k's: -Pretarus or betray us? My views: "Ken Fan?,OR Ken...
  15. Last Sporting Event You Watched?

    I bet its gonna be that one 7ft.guy they've got in developemental....whats his name......I think its big Willis or something like that?I'm not sure. Anyways,I'm pretty relieved that Ken doesn't have to be part of anything that'll probably be a bit permenant such as this storyline, I'd prefer a...
  16. Choose

    ^Bobby Lashley,cause he's a gangsta'-roid guy. Alright: Samoa Joe or Umaga.
  17. Choose

    ^Gillberg. Anyways: Mr.Kennedy or MVP.
  18. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    I reverse it and Counter back with a Stone Cold Stunner, followed by a Macho-Man top rope elbow drop.
  19. Fantasy Basketball

    ^Bret Harts still the coolest G-salad since Pro-active got rid of those ass pimples on rikishi.
  20. what finisher would u hit on the person above u?

    ^I'd reverse that bitchass move and Put you in an extremely devastating Andaconda vice.