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  1. Can Triple H be right about this one?

    Maybe they should just hire Mick Foley as a writer for a show, since he's too beat up to do shit, but he still has a good mind on how to build up a feud like the ones he did with Orton&Flair. So maybe just let him book a few things here and there.And maybe ten years or so from now when he gets...
  2. Life & Death decisions no.1 *Not An EMO-Thread!*

    Oohhhh.....well I didn't know that.....Could'a sworn it was his dick that he sawed off.
  3. KenFan's Pussy Pounding Reports.

    :pimp: Keep Yo' Pimp hand strong......Ya' Damn right fool. so anyway's this one hot blonde chick at my school was walking by:eek_yello: (she's about a year older then me.) and I was all sitting on this bench in the hallway and I yelled out to her,"Yo'Bitch!, come over here and suck on my...
  4. The Sequel Has Arrived...

    Ya' think I give a shit about some gay ass pussy playing quiz for fags cause if like they can't jack it, then Bob Collins will help them pull their pants up so they don't piss their pants. ......whatever I'm still stuck on question 27.
  5. Official Santino Marella thread: Your' views

    So if you like his italian ass then I'd call you a smurf and word will reach the Warrior and before you know it, he'd be outside your house :protest: Protesting your faggotty gay queer ass. But if you just like Santino's character and if you hate him then thats cool:v: but if you ever...
  6. Life & Death decisions no.1 *Not An EMO-Thread!*

    Okay so if jigsaw guy got you and handcuffed your dick to a metel tube thing like in the first one, would you (A: Try fucking the metal tube thing til it got loose like a pussy, so you could bail. or (B: Chop your dick off. or (C: Try finding an antidote, so you don't get GeedGerms on your dick...
  7. Brand Extension On It's Last Legs?

    "Brand Extension sucks."-says a Fan "Yeah!!....Well......FUCK YOU TOO!!!!"-says Vince McMahon Well, I've got an idea. How about a comprimise. We could cut it down to two brands,a WWE Brand(RAW&SmackDown!) with all the Maineventers & upper-midcarders, along with the popular tagteams who can...
  8. Man, lets have an IWF Royal Rumble.

    Well, I had free time today during school, so I kinda booked the order of Entrants & Eliminations. So here's the Order of Entrys: #1:CMS #2:Mike Chao's #3:MTG #4:Rell #5:WWE Fanatic #6:Tarvis50(jobber) #7:Famou$ 187 #8:hbk4894 #9:Enigma 22 #10:Lil' Prodigy #11:KenFan4life...
  9. Man, lets have an IWF Royal Rumble.

    So far thats three of us, but we'll have to wait and see if we can get enough people to participate in it. We'll then vote on who wins it, then We could put together a list of entrants and eliminations. The Posting what moves your gonna do on the other members is were we could eliminate...
  10. KenFan4life

    Holy Shit!!!.........theres a thread about me..........YEAHHHH!!!!
  11. Man, lets have an IWF Royal Rumble.

    Alright so like if you want to compete in it, you've gotta say, "I wanna be in it.", and there's gotta be about 30 of us who accept the challenge, so we could have one. So here's how i'm planning this thing out. -it'll be like the "finishing moves above you" thread, the first two members...
  12. Kennedy does not deserve a title.

    WOW!!....what a dumbass idea........ohh, wait I've got an even better one. Alright, so heres my new thread idea. Orton does not deserve a title. A: He injured both HHH&HBK, since didn't Triple H tear his qaud performing a spinebuster on orton,so that must mean Orton Injured him! and didn't...
  13. Tim Allens got a message fo-Trav.

    ^Why, what the hell did I do?
  14. IWF Heels!!!...Lets Unite and Form A Stable/Faction!!!

    I'm still da-Leader Cause I'm the King Gangster Guy.
  15. Tim Allens got a message fo-Trav.

    Whoaa......what the fuck did you do Trav? Tim seems pretty pissed. Man I sure hope he doesn't vacum kitty litter outta you mom's ass, while doing that stupid ass Home Improvement Noise,"Hurrhh!"
  16. Tim Allens got a message fo-Trav.

    :fuyou_2: "Go FUck Yourself!!!" Said an Angry Tim Allen
  17. IWF Heels!!!...Lets Unite and Form A Stable/Faction!!!

    Tuckass40, Your Stable sucks Tampons outta pussys!!!.....And I'm not talking about Hot Bitches tampons, I'm talking about 'Yuck What The Fuck!' kinds of bitches. You know, the kinds that sort of have lint and shit in their pubes, the noticeable kinda lint, like cats or something, cause thats...
  18. IWF Faces....yeah, this is like the heel faction

    Yeahhhh....all the goody too shoes can all line up now to suck on my Juicey Dick.