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  1. IWF's Celebrity Look Alikes

    lol, where's the Judge-Brown Pic at?
  2. IWF's Celebrity Look Alikes

    whoa...maybe Dre's got a Cyber-Crush On JASMINE!?!?! *DUN-DUN-DUN!!!*
  3. George Carlin dies at 71 :(

    Damn...I didn't get neg-repped or infracted or banned for what I've said up in this thread.... I was all thinking peoplez would go like "Yea..well fuck you KenFan!!" but instead its like "Hey Jake...*youtube-vid of G-Carlin*...you're like his son, so enjoy and stuff" and I'm sitting here...
  4. IWF's Celebrity Look Alikes

    Durk TUrkey looks like Marilyn Manson(cuz Themz some EMo Bitches) Pubestash(peepshow) looks like a Fat Nick Hogan... Chuck Zombies probably a fat-guy with an eye-ball popped out and probably has several bite-markz on him and stuff(cuz he'z zombie) and rell says Jas looks like...
  5. George Carlin dies at 71 :(

    so like...who? cuz honestly...not all of us are a bunch of old ass faggotz that cry over some dumbass wussies' death like its some sort of big deal... seriously... if he's such a big damn dealio to you guys then maybe you can tie him,benoit,eddie, and that lead singer of nirvana...
  6. What's the deal with Abyss's new Character

    I dunno...I kind've dig tha' new "abyss-tunes" I kind've hate that whole "Striaght-Jacket-PrisonPussy-Clothes" that he wears nowadayz...it reminds me of that movie "The 12-monkeys" But like..ya-know, just as long as he keeps doing the whole "OMG!!!OUCH!THUMBTACKS!!!...OUCH!!!" thing then...
  7. Post the wrestler that reminds you of the user above you

    ^Mr.Money In The Bank; CM PUNK!!!
  8. Does anyone else think Mickie Knuckles new name is stupid?

    lol..no He's like...Batista-Looking...just without the roidz and with a little bit more pimples and stuff...He's cool and all...basically my "enforcer" whenever I get in Too Deep(not in a vag,but like in trouble with big bad street thugs) anyways..on topic! Mickle-Knickles new name...
  9. Who's Your Celeberity Crush

    Gawdammit... Like any and every time I post in a thread that I think nobodies gonna read any time in the foreseeable future, I post something that like..i kind've sort've find funny...and then I bail.. Minute later... and its like "ohhShit!" somebody gone done trick-n-busted-my-ballz
  10. BY GAWD! Kurt Angle is hurt...again!

    Hey Kaedon... *pops open a can of WWE-Socko-Energy-Drink* ...."We've won the war!" Woooo!!!! (hugs kaedon in celebration of the WWE's recent victory over a-n-t..aka TNA!)
  11. Who's Your Celeberity Crush

    Am I the only person that thinks that jasmine kind've-sort've looks like that one "Kim Kardashian" chick? Rell could be that rapper that video-taped them ...ya-know..."doing tha-dirty" Anyways, My Celeb-crush is on.... That one....Dude.....Lizza-Melnelly
  12. Does anyone else think Mickie Knuckles new name is stupid?

    My Home-boy in real life's name is "Tyrone Moose"...he looks kind've like Batista's Son...(probably is, which is why I wouldn't doubt it) anyways ,what the hell...Mickie Knuckles was actually kind've badass sounding...now its "Moose"?..thats gay...but like..whatever, I'll still watch TNA!
  13. SD stepping up to Raw?

    Smackdown seems alot freasher and they got an all around better commentary team....and such... sure raw has all of these main eventers and such like cena/batista/kane/orton/cmpunk/rey/y2j/hbk/jbl(holy shit!) But for some reason, I think several fans are beginning to dig Smackdown a little...
  14. Choose

    uhhh...Mysterio... *forgets to post two wrestler's names* So like..anyways, guys...should we rub our dicks together in a burning sensation?
  15. BY GAWD! Kurt Angle is hurt...again!

    well maybe since like...Kevin Nash made it through about a dozen-injuries...then who knows..maybe Kurt Angle can summon (ducttape) healing powers to still be an active competitor!!!
  16. Getting to know the sexy members of IWF

    KenFan, chilling with his condom crew of KenFan'Cummies: Captin KenFan: "Yo-Homiez and Mack-Daddys...Lets go lynch ourselves some of them Cracker-ass GINGER-GEEDS!!!...ya-heard?!?!" *whole place begins to chant; "Tan-POWER!" * KenFan: "Ya-Damn Right Bustaz...and To Thee Forums we...
  17. News on why HHH was drafted to Smackdown!

    ^ya-mean like on that "Gremlins 2" movie, when that one gremlin drinks that "SMART" science drink-stuff and "ka-PLAM!" It Begins Talking all Smart and sophisticated and wears glasses and stuff like that...cuz I don't think thats UMAGA's Style..ya-heard?!
  18. BY GAWD! Kurt Angle is hurt...again!

    Gawdammit...and here I was, feeling like a hot shot up in the wwe-discussion area, talking smack about Vince and stuff, and about how great tna is...and then "BAM!" kurt blows out his knee....damn, ain't this a shame....well, guess I can suppose to make some serious posts from now on...
  19. Possible John Cena vs. Batista Dream Match in the Works for WrestleMania

    ^ I liked the Edge/Kennedy world title match and The HBK/Cm Punk matches you mentioned (earlier on page 1) But I dunno 'bout Stone Cold gettting back in the ring, I mean if he could then Bring it on, or in his words "HELL YEAH!!!" and since we doing some kind've BTB of WM25, then...
  20. Possible John Cena vs. Batista Dream Match in the Works for WrestleMania

    JOHN CENA!!!! vs..... mvp? sure...I guess...maybe at wm 29 or something(tehe!) anyways, I'd like to Finally See John Cena vs Batista... a Motivated Batista = Kickass matches... (like his feuds with Kennedy/MVP/HBK/HHH/Undertaker) and a hardworking John Cena usually ='s good...