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  1. RTM Redux Day 38 - LadyHotrod

    yea... totally... that Larry King dude's "LEGIT" and such... just ask LilClemente21...(shifty stare)
  2. RTM Redux Day 38 - LadyHotrod

    it was on that CNN episode the other day... larry the king said "Blaze is staying at iwf and stuff..."
  3. Kronik is a pasty white boy

    hey...liar(dark knight)..you didn't ignore me when I "supposedly spoiled that gayass batman film" for you.. that 'part 'bout rachael dawes dying, you banned me for (quote) "spoiling the shit outta the shoutbox!" thats like... immature and stuff... and Ka-Wa-Wa..Ni'gga-SPLASH!
  4. Kronik is a pasty white boy

    (maje$ty impersonation) Yo Moms a Ni'gger! haha! I owned you sucka!! (does the botched spinaroonie!) Yo.. dark knight... we got her good homie... that was a pretty sick plan that "YOU" came up with... (high-fives dark knight) you totally got her dude...
  5. Kronik is a pasty white boy

    what kind of "Indians" are we talking 'bout? tha ones with tha-"DOT" on their head? or the Last of The MOhicans kind?
  6. RTM Redux Day 38 - LadyHotrod

    uhhh-ohh.. man... ladyhotrod is like thee-batman... she lurks around these parts of the forum so she can like..flame some spammers or some shit like that.. and blaze is like thee-joker.. all suicicidel and crazy and shit-talking ni'ggas and doing goofy stuff and such...
  7. Kronik is a pasty white boy

    (Flashback!!!) Year: 1992 Month: Several ago...(september) KenFan's First Words: "Ni'gger!Ni'gger!Ni'gger!!!!NinoBrown!!!...Ni'ggerz!!!"
  8. Member Love Game

    hmmmm? (KenFan launches a crack-team of detectives from detroit so as to investigate this WS "CASE"....)
  9. Kronik is a pasty white boy

    man-o-man...this thread is exactly like that hit-show that noone bothers watching...NBC's "LOST!" cause this thread started out all simple like a pimple... then POpped into "WTF-Land!" now its like... I dunno...should we bring back Kronik so we can like.. "Lynch His Black Ass"?
  10. RTM Redux Day 38 - LadyHotrod

    oohhh-shit... here we go again... "HIT THE DECK!!! HIT THE DECK!!!" -Sargent Kaedon "Get-Down Homie-NI'gga-Gs!!!" - Captin Soulpower (Kenfan along with other iwf-member-soldiers flop onto their abs and lay up againest the ground and stare into the open so as to see where thee...
  11. Member Love Game

    I love... (opens envelope) "wwe batista+cena" Ta-Da! (audience applauds)
  12. How Would You Murder Me?

    Well That Can't Kill Me... cuz I'd like... Lube Up beforehand and no-sell that bull-weiner... NO-Sell it with my BEAR-HANDS!!! MOrhahahahahahahahahah!!! then... I'd karate-snap yo dick in half ...Jet-VanDam-Lee-Segal Style... ("everybody was kung-fu fighting"...
  13. How Would You Murder Me?

    by the way...speaking of torture.. anyone else see that guy get his dick ripped off on that "Hostel2" film? thats some striaght up larry the antenna guy shit...(something he'd do, GeT-R-Dunoe!)
  14. "The Punisher" Kevin Calvaco

    Yo-Hannah! I got some Ka-Questions fo-yo-jizz ass-hairs homie... ,but I only got an hour til my black ass heads to K-Mart...so I'll spin it to you quick...(not as quick as my cum that is...) Question 1: "Out of a Possible 4 choices, which ROH-DVD's would you suggest for my...
  15. You're all tards.

    ^hmmm? (KenFan thinks it through....before defiantley standing againest nazi-nig'gers) KenFan: "Yo-Durker....Suck On my Massive-Man-Meat-Log Sucka!!!!"
  16. How Would You Murder Me?

    translate that "jizz-russian shit" into what we Ni'ggers call "AMERICAN" ...ya-heard?! (bitchslaps T-I-O)
  17. Kronik is a pasty white boy

    :kid: :afro1: "well fuck yo-ass too , ya-jive jizz turkey Tyler-Perry Lookin' Mo fucka.." :man: :whip: ^ ^chuck zombie Durkturker
  18. How Would You Murder Me?

    Ha-Ha! I ka-tricked you all... for those of whom who have voted... got like.."Wire-tapped" cuz my Home-Bro Morgan Freemen got tha-hook-ups and like.. we spied on you bitches.. so that means that "No Ni'gger for Old Man" guy assasin-academey award villian ni'gga will GET'YOU!!!
  19. You're all tards.

    ... don't dare tell me that you've never heard of those jokes... gawdammit! well it goes a little some'thin like diz.. "Knock-Knock-NI'gga..." "who's there ?" "hairy-jizz!" "hairy jizz who?" "Hairy Jizz on Yo-Stash!..HAHA!" "Damn!"
  20. Wtf?!

    lol. maybe Mike planted that black chick in edge's dressing room so he could get jungle fever and cause friction on the smackdown gm side of things, but Vickie managed to keep her position of power, so mike just went with his evil-massive-master plan to become RAW-GM.. either way...