1.) Who would win in a fist fight?
Aids Johnson vs. ZERO = Zero wins.
2.) Who would win an intellectual debate?
BrockLesnarFanForLife vs. Rainman = BLFFL, isn't that obvious? #ThatIntellect
3.) Who would be a better baby sitter?
Britanica vs. Lady Deathbane = Britta by a landslide
Britta: Do you...