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  1. Green Jesus

    WWE fans rush ring in London

    Damn, getting shived in the ring could bring a fresh one to the long list of bizarre deaths in wrestling
  2. Green Jesus

    Regal recieves threatening phone call

    To be fair, he might have done both. If I felt I was in danger I would totally ask for my friends help, and if I had a billion tweeter followers, even better.
  3. Green Jesus

    sooo, im new here.

    I wouldn't take protection from a ginger if I were you. Soulless prophets are a dangerous bunch
  4. Green Jesus

    Why doesn't Daniel Bryan need a lighter?

    :bischoff:
  5. Green Jesus

    Scott Steiner Allegedly Threatened to Kill Hulk Hogan - Cops Investigating

    Me reading this: "Scott steiner allegedly threatens to kill-" Oh my god what a jerk. "Hulk Hogan" Oh, I see, there must be some reasonable explanation for it.
  6. Green Jesus

    Why doesn't Daniel Bryan need a lighter?

    What's Sin cara's favorite city? Las vegas. Haha...ha
  7. Green Jesus

    New no-compete clause added to WWE contracts

    Kind of dickish to add a clause that's only there to intimidate naive employees.
  8. Green Jesus

    Fuck it, can we just make the Roman Reigns fap thread?

    If you won't, then I will. I'm Samoan Jesus from now on. Peace
  9. Green Jesus

    Should The Miz Be Forced To Become Sandow's Manservant?

    I actually agree with Lock here. Poop is disgusting, dick is funny. I would lick a dick without second thoughts with my life on the line, but I wouldn't eat shit Also, maybe this should be a thread in Serious topics and debates. "Are dick jokes above poop jokes?" would be the most heated...
  10. Green Jesus

    Who in your opinion do you think are a few of the most well-rounded pro wrestlers in the WWE?

    Good to see that someone else jerks off to roode. The man is probably the most versatile wrestler around. He can pull good matches with pretty much any other wrestler, large, small, technical, high flyer. There's probably no other tna star more deserving of main-eventing wwe pay per views one...
  11. Green Jesus

    Hogan retirement match at WM32?

    Please don't.
  12. Green Jesus

    Should The Miz Be Forced To Become Sandow's Manservant?

    I would be down with that. Make sandow wear latex and we're golden
  13. Green Jesus

    Who in your opinion do you think are a few of the most well-rounded pro wrestlers in the WWE?

    Bobby Roode. I know It's about wwe superstars but fuck you, I want to say Bobby Roode ~gasp~ Sorry for the outburst. I really like bobby as a all arounder is all. Now for the actual question, I would have to say Bray wyatt comes to mind, also Cesaro. I'm not sure about Seth and Dolph being in...
  14. Green Jesus

    What Eva Marie has been up to

    Yeah, I went through that process, i was like "I dislike her because she sucks". Now I have come to terms with just hating her for having a annoying face
  15. Green Jesus

    New 'Daily Show' host announced

    This dude's getting shit-on nonstop since the annoucement. People love getting offended http://www.nytimes.com/2015/04/10/arts/television/daily-show-trevor-noah-controversy-twitter.html?_r=0
  16. Green Jesus

    We bringing Mammoth's back, YEAH!

    I understand the concern over waste of resources, but maybe doing stuff like this will make us understand more about messing around with genes. People have a tendency to forget that most scientific breakthroughs of great value were backed by freak discoveries from other less important matters...
  17. Green Jesus

    The Great Internet Picture Hunt

    Seriously now, here's Triple h with the Rock and Puff daddy(big a-list celebrity with some hollywood cameos) Does this count?
  18. Green Jesus

    The Great Internet Picture Hunt

    Triple H, John Cena, and...the Miz:heenan: I want the queen elizabeth on a swimsuit
  19. Green Jesus

    Rousey not Returning?

    If people still make the "Ronda vs 'insert lightweight boxer here" to this day then they would really buy Ronda beating up any under 6 feet man not named Daniel Bryan
  20. Green Jesus

    Favorite music video

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