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  1. How to fix the Knockouts tag division?

    LOL it's good to have dreams. Keep aspiring.
  2. Macho Man To Pass Torch To Black Machismo

    24 I can deal with. I was saying that Machismo will become a star, that's all I've been saying. I thought you guys jerked off over ROH stars so this should be a good thing for you.
  3. To WWE fans. Jan 4th "Why would you pick RAW?"

    When you watch ROH in HD, do you get the real HD smell of unwashed armpits and stank ass?
  4. 01/04 RAW Discussion (Notice it says RAW...not TNA)

    So if WWE is on their game tonight, The Hart Dynasty will come out and make DX look like some punks. Super Hart Attack. Power Slam, etc etc. It's time to get ready to put those Unified Tag Titles where they BELONG.... Kidd and Smith.
  5. Macho Man To Pass Torch To Black Machismo

    Hahaha, damn I just realized I was talking to a 16 year old. Why am I arguing with you? You're still figuring out how to kiss a girl. Get me someone who's actually graduated college and was alive when Hogan was active.
  6. 01/04 RAW Discussion (Notice it says RAW...not TNA)

    LOL you have very strong feelings about this. Maybe you should have some tea. I hear chai is really good for calming the nerves.
  7. Macho Man To Pass Torch To Black Machismo

    You know you love me you Welsh teddy bear. I never said that Hogan was gonna lose to Machismo. I said he'd teach him the ropes and make him a bad-ass.
  8. 01/04 RAW Discussion (Notice it says RAW...not TNA)

    Who gives a fuck about 2009. The best draw of all time is Hogan, period. Bret Hart is a great "technical wrestler" yes, but he couldn't draw a dime in WWE, he took his ball to WCW, didn't draw a damn dime though, took his ball and went home and wrote sad sad articles about how Vince screwed...
  9. 01/04 RAW Discussion (Notice it says RAW...not TNA)

    I'm talking about two different things. I know I said "best wrestler" both times as you have obviously memorized every word I've written in the past two days and are oh so kind to point out. Kurt is the best bell to bell, as far as the moves, the psychology, etc etc. Hogan is the biggest...
  10. Macho Man To Pass Torch To Black Machismo

    Okay now, I know you're simple so I'll explain this slooowly. Wrestling is... SCRIPTED. Wins and losses, don't mean a whole lot... it's the story involved. Standing in the ring for 5 minutes with Hogan will wipe away any losses to Tatanka. And who the fuck are you to doubt...
  11. Macho Man To Pass Torch To Black Machismo

    Wow someone's vagina is sandy this evening. Did someone not get their afternoon cookie and nap? Sweeepy baaaby.
  12. 01/04 RAW Discussion (Notice it says RAW...not TNA)

    Again, that is really something we can argue 'til the end of time. If he's the better wrestler for you, cool. He's your favorite, and I get that. Hogan is the bigger DRAW. Wrestlers really consider that to be the measuring stick, since what you can do in the ring doesn't mean a damn if...
  13. 01/04 RAW Discussion (Notice it says RAW...not TNA)

    Let me clarify though, I am SUPER excited for Bret. Very excited.
  14. 01/04 RAW Discussion (Notice it says RAW...not TNA)

    Maybe Bret has been working out, but I doubt it. Hogan's certainly got bigger guns. Always has.
  15. Game: Is He A Hall Of Famer?

    No, Charlie Haas is total shit. The Big Show. It's a yes, but I'll wait for someone to confirm what I know. Of course since he doesn't do a 450 Tope Con Hijo Super Can Rana Splash you guys probably will shit all over him.
  16. 01/04 iMPACT! Discussion

    Hahahaha, I'm from America, the greatest country in the world. If you want to get specific I'm Washington DC born and bred. OH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWNS EARLY LIGHT WHAT SO PROUUUDLY WE HAILED DOO DOO DUM DUM DOO DOO DOO
  17. Macho Man To Pass Torch To Black Machismo

    Black Machismo, future TNA World Champ.... can't wait. He's about to get the push of a life time. He can't beat these Legends because Hogan and Mach haven't shown him the ropes yet. But the stars have alligned, the best wrestler on the planet Hulk Hogan has joined TNA, and it's a new...
  18. 01/04 iMPACT! Discussion

    No, it's a current thing you dumb Welsh cunt. He's earned more money than anyone, even Austin. Hogan's the biggest draw of all time. It's not about win-loss records, because IT'S A FUCKING WORK. It's about money, and that's Hogan. Get it, you Welsh cunt?