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  1. Rysenberg

    Every time I hear Ryback rules, I think of this:

    In fairness, I reckon a lot of people would be the same. All of his older stuff is at least mildly amusing to me, besides a few his newer ones suck.
  2. Rysenberg

    Every time I hear Ryback rules, I think of this:

    Back when Sandler's movies were actually watchable :yay:
  3. Rysenberg

    WWE RAW June 10th 2013 Live Discussion Thread

    Lol @ that Kaitlyn/Natalya segment: he might be a creep, so it's much better that you meet him on your own with nobody watching!
  4. Rysenberg

    Nebraska Catholic school ‘praying’ after former student masturbates with crucifix

    I apologise to anyone who came in this thread planning to make a Catholic priest paedo joke. I already used it above, but sadly the delivery was poor and consequently this thread has been ruined for you.
  5. Rysenberg

    Nebraska Catholic school ‘praying’ after former student masturbates with crucifix

    The priests probably fucked her as a kid anyway.
  6. Rysenberg

    Lawler says Ziggler's elbow drops may have caused his heart attack

    What's worse is that I've started calling him Dolph's Ziggler IRL. You've probably got more credibility than he does atm.
  7. Rysenberg

    US Patriot Act In FULL EFFECT!

    Easily the most godly thing I've seen. Get online btw
  8. Rysenberg

    Lawler says Ziggler's elbow drops may have caused his heart attack

    I just wish they'd let D'Z capitalise on this and have him talk about how he's so lethal that he almost killed Jerry Lawler in the ring. If they plan on keeping him heel they need something to make people hate him and this is a perfect opportunity.
  9. Rysenberg

    Lawler says Ziggler's elbow drops may have caused his heart attack

    This may explain the re-burying of Ziggler after that random month spell of beating guys like Orton clean.
  10. Rysenberg

    US Patriot Act In FULL EFFECT!

    I was just being a twat for the sake of it lol. Those awesome Canadians, you should move there Britt :yay:
  11. Rysenberg

    US Patriot Act In FULL EFFECT!

    Source?
  12. Rysenberg

    Anyone else lose?

    Dubai isn't a country :pity2:
  13. Rysenberg

    Bryan in line for a push

    i dunno tho, is he really that gd? he got beat by rey mysterio on raw a few months ago. don't really gets why he is rated so highly by people.
  14. Rysenberg

    Who's friendzoned?

    If, in a few months time you realise that it was just a fluke and that really you're just a waste of blood organs who'll never find love, and that despite girls at parties/your prey consuming vast amounts of alcohol, you still couldn't sink your balls into a hole if you spent all day on a...
  15. Rysenberg

    Bryan in line for a push

    Really? There's been no indication that he's gonna be getting a push though?
  16. Rysenberg

    Dog has a tick

    Go to the vet's. They took out one of Dudley's and showed my Mum the technique for doing it.
  17. Rysenberg

    Rate RAW 3rd June

    This is a really hard week to rate. The D-Bry stuff is absolutely awesome, Heyman and Jericho is great as well, but aside from that it was just the same stuff repeated from the last couple of weeks. I'll go 5/10
  18. Rysenberg

    Who's friendzoned?

    Eww girls
  19. Rysenberg

    Just a crazy question...

    Anything involving HHH that isn't a heel turn doesn't interest me, but it wouldn't surprise me at all.