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  1. Green Jesus

    What would have you done differently with Daniel Bryan?

    Well, duh. I know why the chant is popular, this doesn't make it any less irritating to me. I was just talking about what I didn't like in his career, there is no reason to dwell on butterfly-effect fuckery and talk about "guarantees".
  2. Green Jesus

    What would have you done differently with Daniel Bryan?

    Gotta step up that reading comprehension, boi. I don't hate catchphrases, I hate this one because it never became less obnoxious since his heel run, instead, he just started using it unironically, which sort of kills it for me.
  3. Green Jesus

    New around here (but not to WWE)

    A Big Show fan! I like him too, mainly because he is a great actor. In fact I like everyone on your list, bar the hardy boyz and lita, which I'm very indifferent to.
  4. Green Jesus

    What would have you done differently with Daniel Bryan?

    Change his catchphrase. I like daniel bryan, I do. But jesus fucking christ what a horrible fucking chant. I remember when he first started using it on smackdown, and it was extremely annoying, but he was a heel, so digged it. What boggles my mind is how a chant that was obnoxious BY DESIGN...
  5. Green Jesus

    Lucha Underground on El Rey

    Just watched the Season 2 premiere. Really good stuff. I loved how the champion watches all the matches only to fight in the main-event, he is pretty much the wrestling version of Shao Khan. Also, yay for LU sticking to their guns and going for Intergender competition.
  6. Green Jesus

    Del Rio dealing with an injury

    Maybe it would be a good idea to add a injury bingo to this site. I got some $ to burn, and might as well put this clusterfuck to good use.
  7. Green Jesus

    And WWE has another injury!

    Then maybe chill with the schedule? I mean, holy shit, this is not the 80s anymore. You can't just put someone on crazy drugs and work them like horses. As a sidenote, is there a infographic of (reported) injuries per year, or something?
  8. Green Jesus

    And WWE has another injury!

    Yet another top WWE talent is dealing with an injury, PWInsider.com has learned. The injury bug has bit former WWE champion Alberto Del Rio, who is dealing with an issue with his lower back, sources tell PWInsider.com. Click to expand... Lol. Source: YET ANOTHER (YES, ANOTHER) TOP WWE STAR...
  9. Green Jesus

    And WWE has another injury!

    WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? WWE should just move on to human sacrifices, jesus christ. It's like everyone on the roster got the Christian syndrome.
  10. Green Jesus

    Rate RAW 1/25/16

    It was cool. The first half of raw was great, and as much as I dislike modern rock, he was perfect that night. The Jericho/Aj interactions were good to see, and I loved the heel turn tease at the end of the match. Also, Trips is champion, so I'm on cloud nine right now. As a sidenote, the...
  11. Green Jesus

    Official MMA (See: UFC) Thread

    I can't even wrap my head around how hyped this will be.
  12. Green Jesus

    Official MMA (See: UFC) Thread

    Condit took a beating like a man on this last round. What a chin this guy has. Shame we can only have one champion, what a fucking war.
  13. Green Jesus

    Rate RAW 12/28/15

    sasha vs becky was super sloppy. It's like they couldn't get on the same page at all
  14. Green Jesus

    Title Change...

    Gosh, that would be horrible.
  15. Green Jesus

    Title Change...

    Now I'm legitimaly curious as to who will win the royal rumble. Maybe Trips will use his CEO magic to enter the rumble last and win it?
  16. Green Jesus

    Pro Wrestling is racist?

    WWE is very pandering to the average white american, but I don't think it is outright racist. A little more black wrestlers that don't dance/are thugs would go a long way, though.
  17. Green Jesus

    Rate RAW December 14th, 2015

    Just finished raw. I'm a little conflicted. From a writing stand-point it felt really jarring to have sheamus just hand a title shot to roman for...what? Felt out of character. On the other hand... OMFG A TITLE CHANGE ON RAW THAT IS NOT MITB? JESUS CHRIST, FINALLY. I regret skimming through...
  18. Green Jesus

    Official MMA (See: UFC) Thread

    That fight was bummer, jesus christ. Between that and Jacare getting robbed I think I need a drink. On a positive note: both Luke "what's my nickname" Rockhold and my jiu jitsu waifu won, so it wasn't a clusterfuck.
  19. Green Jesus

    Rate RAW December 7th, 2015

    Considering I saw no empty seats at all, and the crowd was actually getting into it, I really doubt this is true.