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    CM Punk On Same Sex Marriage

    You guys have about as much room to talk as I do. None of you are gay to my knowledge, so what gives you more right to defend them than I do to tarnish them?
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    CM Punk On Same Sex Marriage

    :pity: Funny how it only become mainstream in the last 100 years. Guess it's the chemicals the governments been putting in our milk.
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    @[Goldberg] spears Gillberg through a metal spike and kills him. Khali takes Gillberg's corpse and adds it to his collection. Goldberg is the new WWE Champion. His first order of business is to proclaim his dominance to the rest of the locker room. He takes an unconscious Jerry Lawler and drags...
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    CM Punk On Same Sex Marriage

    Flamboyant gay people make me uncomfortable. It is like talking to a girl with a penis. The way I see it, if you are going to decide to be gay, then act the same as you did before you said anything about it. Don't develop a lisp, or start wearing tight clothes that show your stomach and are too...
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    Big Show gets a push for a shot at the Womens Championship. There is a triple threat match between him, Whoopi Goldberg and Khali. Khali drags Teddy's corpse to the ring and gives it a kiss for good luck before the match. Big Show punches Whoopi's teeth out. As she lies there, he takes Teddy's...
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    -*- WRESTLEMANIA STREAK VS. STREAK MATCH -*- Penguin Stadium, South Pole, Antarctica Lawler is not commentating anymore after he had gotten violently ill almost a year ago. Khali and Teddy have taken over since. Michael Cole defeats Undertaker on the grandest stage. The penguins come into the...
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    As Michael Cole is going from turnbuckle to turnbuckle celebrating, he accidentally slips on Teddy's spilled lube and hurts his gooch. Sadly, there are no EMTs in Antarctica, so Michael Cole just cries and rolls around in the lube until the pain goes away.
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    Mr.Corprate

    Very interesting. We now have both a former superstar and former promoter on here. Welcome! MAYBE @[Chris Dans] was @[Goldberg]'s promoter! :lol:
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    Lawler's first calls: "Ummm... err... so Teddy is... umm... setting Khali up for a... type of reverse ground bear hug. He has in in snug. Khali is letting out these... err... deep... shrieks. Teddy is... umm... [vomits]...uhh.... thrusting [more vomiting] Khali rapidly. [Lawler disappears under...
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    Nexon “interested” in buying EA

    At first I was like:"LOL nobody buys EA! EA is the biggest publisher in the US!" But those numbers speak for themselves. I would love this to happen because I personally hate EA right now and think they are the cheapest bastards to ever dabble in the Video Game industry. Hopefully Nexon will go...
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    KSI plays the impossible quiz.

    You've just earned him a new subscriber. Quite literally laughed my arse off.
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    The penguins beat Khali so severely that he ends up needing mouth to mouth CPR from his partner Teddy. Teddy can't help himself again and forgets about the CPR part, but continues the mouth to mouth. All of the penguins that were still watching have now dispersed, except for that one gay penguin...
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    The most important question in the world.

    General Tsao's CHICKEN!!!!
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    Creating a stable.

    I'm basically the Jericho of this forum. With my superior intellect and your charisma Saylor, we can take over this forum. I would like the join your stable so we can wipe out the BWO on here once and for all, and claim what is rightfully ours.
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    Internet: Good or bad for professional wrestling?

    WWE: Good- Gives them more media exposure, which means more revenue. Twitter has worked out well for them so far. Not to mention WWE.com gives them more opportunity to sell merch than just at live events. Bad- Obviously PPV loss. Secrets and backstage drama get released. Smackdown spoilers...
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    Khali and Teddy build an igloo and use the lights and scaffolds left from the set to start a fire. They only have left overs from the show and will eventually need extra people around so they can hunt for caribou. When the northern lights begin to show over the vast tundra, the mood is shifted...
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    No. Khali and Teddy walk down the ice covered ramp and start the Khali kiss cam segment, but there is nobody in the audience because they are in Antarctica. So Khali and Teddy kiss again because the show must go on.
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    They get really into it and Teddy Long pulls Khali's pants down, Khali is grinning. :lebron:
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    Forum Game - Screw WWE

    lol Khali cuts a promo at the beginning of Smackdown. Announces that Teddy Long is his new manager.
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    Heyy :)

    Someone hacked Randy's account. His grammar has never been this good. Also, Welcome Diva. :rock:
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