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  1. hmm...

  2. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    If Miz wants to be the super annoying character, then he needs something that's catchy and yet kinda annoying. Here's one suggestion: <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1UWAzFOK4YA&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen"...
  3. ***SPOILERS***Wrestlemania Rumors

    Have DX put over Legacy? It's one solution...
  4. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    This is boring me. It really is. Try harder next time, okay? Back on topic, does anybody remember how awful Rob Van Dam's music was? It was a poor man's version of Pantera's Walk, all because WWE didn't want to pay the royalties to the band for use of the song.
  5. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    It took you a long time to write that. I'm glad to have wasted your time. Oh and lol @ Hypocrisy much? You're legit angry. Hahahahahahahaaahahahahahahha. It's just too funny.
  6. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    Jorts = White Trash or Wigger Since you're ignorant to this fact, I'm betting you wear them on a regular basis.
  7. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    But he would need to stop dressing like a Wigger if he were to turn heel and change his music. Otherwise, it's just Jorts wearing Rappin' John Cena
  8. PERRY SATURN IS ALIVE

    Weird. I can understand if he doesnt keep a website and all, but to have never contacted his family or his friends for that long?
  9. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    ^To add to that, remember when the sound of Glass Shattering would verberate throughout the arena, and out would walk Stone Cold? EVERY time it hit, the arena nearly exploded with excitement. It's just not the same when you hear Edge's theme music with that awful whining, Nirvana wannabe boy...
  10. KICK A JEW DAY

    She's probably a spoiled princess with a Mercedes, on top of that.
  11. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    I'd like to add that the Big Show's theme has been bad for years, but I don't know how it could be changed for the better. It's like the took the leftovers from Diesel's trucker blues music and added a singer, lol.
  12. Who Needs New Entrance Music?

    Okay, who in your opinion has the most irritatingly bad entrance music and needs a change? In my opinion, most wrestlers need new music, but we all know the WWE doesn't want to shell out the bucks to the artist to use any real "good" music except Killswitch Engage (for CM Punk), so what would...
  13. KICK A JEW DAY

    How about use "Historical Guilt" to enforce an apartheid system against an indigenous population living inside your borders day? Hey if I was Israeli, that'd sure be convenient!
  14. ***SPOILERS***Wrestlemania Rumors

    Because his star and drawing power in Hollyweird are both fading. His movies suck almost as bad as Angelina Jolie's and Jessica Alba's combined.
  15. Hi.

    Hey Beer. I'm bored.
  16. ***SPOILERS***Wrestlemania Rumors

    ^ I hope so. I don;t want to see Undertaker beaten by a Wigger who wears Jorts. No, Jorts aren't cool, John.
  17. Jersey Shore.

    Oh God....I have to deal with Guidos on an occasional basis and even that's too much. My wife's family is from there, and they are all pushy, obnoxious and ridiculous. What's even worse is the fact that there's Puerto Ricans going around now trying to be Guido. That shit's just sad. That's...
  18. ***SPOILERS***Wrestlemania Rumors

    They'll never unmask Rey. As for Undertaker, I don't know the solution there. We know he can't top Mania 25, so give him someone like Jericho, and have Jericho kinda...carry...him through the match. And this should be it for the Deadman. Retire after this Mania, undefeated.
  19. Kevin Nash in The UFC?

    He'd tear his quad trying to walk over to Lesnar.
  20. Kevin Nash in The UFC?

    He'd find a way to hurt himself and sit home, collecting paychecks. Big Poochie.