because Vince, Steph., and that "creative team" have about the creative powers of a squirrel.
Find nuts. Store Nuts. Eat Nuts. Sleep. Find Nuts. Store Nuts. Eat Nuts. Sleep.
or for WWE
John Cena. BATISTA. UMAGA. KHali. Big-Man/John Cena fetish. JOHN CENA. JOHN CENA. JOHN CENA. JOHN CENA...