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  1. the_hoff

    RAW November 18th,2013 Live Discussion Thread

    The Hoff doesn't see anything memorable or special coming from this Country edition of Raw. Lemme guess, 3MB will come out with some country gimmick, they'll get squashed. JBL will get a pop, Santino, Khali and Hornswoggle will all wear cowboy hats. And the faces will suck up to the south. Boy...
  2. the_hoff

    Journal entry #1. don'tbehatin'Zach

    You're damn right The Hoff would tell ya if I fell in a forest, brother.
  3. the_hoff

    How to get approved in a user group?

    Well, how's about givin' good old Hoff here a go at your group..eh? It's bestforbusiness afterall :pity2:
  4. the_hoff

    Journal entry #1. don'tbehatin'Zach

    Well, well, here we are once again Hoff. Late at night, and not a sound to be heard throughout the WWEF. I've found myself lately to be one of the few, if not the only one online, around this time. (Current time is 3:10 am) I won't just browse here and there for a bit, no no. I read through...
  5. the_hoff

    Survivor Series go home week: Is the show salvageable?

    EXACTLY. See, Vinnie Mac, it's what the people want, is Team Bryan vs Team Bray. Shoulda been that from the get-go. Somebody just needs to knock some friggin' sense into that head of VKM. That person? Who could do such a thing for the people? Yours truly, that's who. :jericho:
  6. the_hoff

    This is the night

    Different, eh? How so there brother? Listen, if The Hoff has offended you in any way, I apologize. :please:NOT. You kidding me, why would the GREATEST HEEL YOU'VE EVER SEEN be sorry? I mean, c'monnn I'm the friggin' Hoff. Get in line. Dammit Hoff, why? Pratchett, brother, I'm so sorry...
  7. the_hoff

    Hoff's Fun facts

    The Hoff suddenly suddenly craves some of that there meat slurry. Don't mold it into shapes or nothin' like that, just leave that good shit the way it came. WHAT the hell did you say? That is absolutely disgusting Hoff. I don't know if I really know you anymore Hoff. Shut your mouth you stupid...
  8. the_hoff

    Total Divas Discussion Thread 11/17/13

    No no, The Hoff understands. It's okay to have a set of ovaries. What? No no, I, don't know what came over The Hoff. He apologizes for that, whatever that was... The Hoff agrees with you completely, I mean, c'mon, I was on friggin' Baywatch, brother. :true: NO! Shut up..get out of here with this...
  9. the_hoff

    Hoff's Fun facts

    Jelly beans are covered in shellac (which is made from bug excretions) Shellac makes things shiny, and shiny jelly beans are nice, so jelly beans are often coated in shellac. Shellac is also made from the excretions of the female lac insect. It's not bug poop, exactly, but for the purposes of...
  10. the_hoff

    Survivor Series go home week: Is the show salvageable?

    Well, to be honest, The Hoff hasn't ordered a PPV in a good while. Will I watch SS? Probably. The outcome of both the WWE ttle and WHC matches are pretty much a given. I'm disappointed that Bryan/Punk vs The Wyatts is happening, solely on the fact that it should have been Punk/Bryan/Usos/Rhodes...
  11. the_hoff

    WTF are they doing to Ryback?

    Dude, Ryback's gay. Look at the relationship he had with Heyman. That's why Cryback's a bully. You see, he was picked on for the longest time for being a homosexual, and one day, something finally snapped in that big, dumb empty shell of a head of his, and he began bullying people left and...
  12. the_hoff

    What song are you listening to?

    Fuckin' Unearth man. Awesome live
  13. the_hoff

    Flair leaves fans hangin'

    Ric Flair Reportedly Bails on Meet-and-Greet Thanks to WZ reader Anthony for sending this in: Yesterday Ric Flair was scheduled for an "after party event" at the old Havana cigar shop in Rome, GA from 10pm to 1am. The tickets for the event cost $50. You figured you would be able to get...
  14. the_hoff

    Paul London says Triple H is jealous of other wrestlers

    Trips' ego crushing him, now you know as well as The Hoff does, that is definitely going to happen. It will be one hell of a train wreck to witness my friends. Just pull up a seat, bring the popcorn, and enjoy the show. :jbl:
  15. the_hoff

    Total Divas Discussion Thread 11/17/13

    In all honesty, The Hoff sees no real problem in being a narcissist. :jbl:
  16. the_hoff

    Total Divas Discussion Thread 11/17/13

    Yes, because you know The Hoff ohhh sooooo well, you can just tell whether or not I'm being genuine about a subject. Yep, I knew it! And it's not a favor, you do as The Hoff says kiddo. :jericho:
  17. the_hoff

    Total Divas Discussion Thread 11/17/13

    I'm really not trying to be funny, fuckhead. It's really how I, or The Hoff I should say, feels on that matter. So, could you be as so kind as to go fuck yourself, yes? :finger:
  18. the_hoff

    Total Divas Discussion Thread 11/17/13

    The Hoff still doesn't see why you people, who are males, who have balls allegedly, continue to watch this show. Sure, you can say for the Divas, blah blah blah. But c'mon, for one it's on the E! Network. If that alone doesn't stop one from watching, then, heh, yeah. And another thing is, it's...
  19. the_hoff

    Companies I should try?

    gruesome shit brother. Hoff likes.
  20. the_hoff

    Companies I should try?

    What more could a guy want? He's producing porn AND running a wrestling company? C'monnnnnn
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