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  1. Age 7 girl with body of Granny

    No one will be able to marry her because she will not live long enough for that. The disease is Progeria & is very twisted. You get a little kid who looks like they are 70-80 years old, with the diseases that people of that age get (cataracts, arthritis,etc), but have the brain & body type of a...
  2. You've NEVER Seen What?!

    I've never seen or read any Harry Potter. I thought the hype for the books by adults was hilarious, grown men & women getting excited for books written for 6th graders. I'm generally uninterested by kids movies & the Harry Potter series is that to me.
  3. This is why La Parka is the greatest wrestler of all time

    I realize that its Mexico & that its a shithole. Wrestling everywhere else has guardrails so fans won't get close to the ring & will stay near their seat, its simple crowd control. I guarantee that there is as many idiots there, the difference is that more act on it in the US than Mexico...
  4. Rampage Jackson to WWE?

    Don't expect it anytime soon. He signed a new UFC deal recently. I wouldn't be surprised if Shane McMahon had tried to get him into WWE over the years.
  5. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Movie 2012

    Re: What Are you listening to FEAR - "I Don't Care About You" ...Fuck You! I felt compelled to finish the chorus.
  6. Downloading (music, movies, etc)

    I've been using utorrent since v1.5 or so & it is easily the best downloader out there. It loads incredibly light & I have had better speeds than when I used to use Azureus 5 years ago, which is why I switched. I download strictly lossless music, I hate mp3 sourced shit. I'd rather have a clone...
  7. Last Movie you Watched?

    I hope you mean the original because the remake is garbage in comparison. In the original Krug carves his name in her chest. The original tagline from the trailer was awesome: "To avoid fainting, keep repeating-it's only a movie...". Superbad. I popped in the dvd earlier.
  8. Buffy the Vampire Slayer Movie 2012

    Varg! I love how they never removed his bass tracks from De Mysteriis Dom Satanas, yet told Euronymous' family that they were. Obituary - "Cause of Death" Oldschool Tampa Bay Death Metal
  9. This is why La Parka is the greatest wrestler of all time

    No security & no guardrails seems like really shitty working conditions. Whats to stop irritated fans from getting into the ring and beating down heels? If there's no security, there's probably no metal detectors or frisking of people coming in to the show. I think that it is a joke that the...
  10. homicide on suicide?

    The character was fine as a short term video game tie-in. The problem happened when the game flopped & Suicide outstayed his purpose. The character should have been over a long time ago, it serves no purpose other than as a reminder of how broken the TNA game was. The only way to tell character...
  11. Is Abyssamania Really Something Else?

    I think they had him as a pussy before Hogan was in TNA. The entirety of Abyss' work from summer to end of 2009 played him off like he's a total pussy with anxiety who was afraid of going hardcore & afraid of Mick Foley. There was nothing better than when Foley called Abyss a clone. I heard...
  12. Islam and Muslims.

    Those same pieces of shit who protest soldiers funerals, the Westboro Baptist Church, are planning on protesting the funeral of Ronnie James Dio. His wife made the funeral public for all fans to attend, so there is a chance that there is a metalhead or two who will beat the shit out of these...
  13. Islam and Muslims.

    Catholics as a whole don't fast. The Catholic denomination is split into Roman Catholic & Orthodox Catholic. The Orthodox Catholics fast & do things like they did 2000 years ago. They are very similar to Orthodox Jews in style of dress & how they live. Roman Catholics aren't like that at all...
  14. Who should just retire?

    Undertaker is holding no one back. He is not a booker, he doesn't write the shows & he only has a say in his storylines, he doesn't do the old school HBK thing of holding down everyone but himself. Blame the people who decide on everything, namely anyone backstage named McMahon, for not pushing...
  15. Islam and Muslims.

    Maybe someone should tell that to the fundamentalists, they seem to enjoy bombing worshippers during that time. Here's the real question, Why don't any muslim leaders come out and condemn the terrorists? You never hear them condemning the terrorists loudly in public, more often than not its...
  16. Who should just retire?

    I hate to break this to you, but Undertaker IS needed. He draws people to the shows, period. People show up to see Taker, he is an attraction & doesn't need a belt to have big matches or draw money. The man has put on great matches when limping & having hip pain, which is some of the worst pain...
  17. Red Dead Redemption

    No, its that FF13 was mediocre. The "Gestalt Mode" of summons is pretty queer.
  18. What are you playing?

    I agree, GTA4 does own. I love the extras for dancing well in Gay Tony. If you dance in the gay bar, Luis dances with and makes out with a birdie. I've recently been playing Episodes from Liberty City, Super Street Fighter 4, Red Dead Redemption & UFC Undisputed 2010. All on PS3. I don't know...
  19. Red Dead Redemption

    There actually is a difference between the PS3 version and the 360 version. There are more gang hideouts in the PS3 version. The trick to getting no real problems from killing someone is to wear the bandanna, which covers Marston's face. You commit the crime with it on & no Fame or Honor...
  20. Celebs That You Find Sexy But No Else Does

    Every youtube video with a hot woman in it is filled with comments by latent homosexuals who say "Not hot" or "She's ugly". I'd say that she's not right for this thread because outside of the youtube guys on the down low, she is known as an attractive woman.