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  1. Rysenberg

    First time you got drunk

    Was 13 and on holiday with my Dad, pretty sure it took five beers before I was out/the placebo effect occurred.
  2. Rysenberg

    Congratulations Ronaldo

    downstairs and going bed soon, but ill talk with my fingers
  3. Rysenberg

    WWE unifying two more titles?

    Unless Orton goes over then they surely can't fuck up as much as they did putting Jericho/HHH on last over Hogan/Rock. Plus the storyline can't be anywhere near as bad as that dog shit (literally, with the champ picking it up)
  4. Rysenberg

    WWE unifying two more titles?

    Never realised this. I hope the main event is better than it was that year, the match was shit and the crowd were dead. Storyline looked pish as well
  5. Rysenberg

    Congratulations Ronaldo

    good one jono
  6. Rysenberg

    WWE unifying two more titles?

    To be honest, I don't really understand why they half-unified the belts at TLC. They would have been much better off leaving it until 'Mania where, presumably, they'll combine the titles to make one. They should have just had the initial WHC vs WWE match there though. Great news about the...
  7. Rysenberg

    how many different fucks have you fucks fucked?

    None. Unless you include that one with Cole that he can't mention in front of his girlfriend.
  8. Rysenberg

    Anyone have high hopes for 2014?

    First half will be great, mainly filled with exams so hardly gonna be at school. Then Magaluf at the start of summer :yay: Then hopefully I'll get into Uni, although given my grades and the fact I still haven't bothered applying means it looks less and less hopeful. If I get in then I plan on...
  9. Rysenberg

    Math Question(s)

    Crayo: 24/30 = 80% Xanth: 29/30 = 97% (I'm rounding this shit) Crayo: 56/70 = 80% Xanth: 67/70 = 96% Crayo: 49/60 = 82% Xanth: 56/60 = 93% Crayo: 100/120 = 83% Xanth: 71/120 = 59% Averages: Clayo: 81.25% Xanth: 86.25% The bit that I'm almost 99% sure I'm away to botch...
  10. Rysenberg

    Zack Morris marks only thread, AC Slater is an inferior male specimen

    Marking for the babyface
  11. Rysenberg

    WWE MOTY 2013

    1. Brock/Punk 2. Rhodes bros/Shield 3. ADR/Ziggler (from a storytelling perspective, one of the best in years)
  12. Rysenberg

    Barrett's Promo

    It was a great promo, but I wouldn't say it was up to that standard. Infact I'd go as far as saying your compliment is... DOVER THE TOP.
  13. Rysenberg

    Barrett's Promo

    It reminded me why I used to love him. I have to be honest, I'm not a big fan of this cheap heat gimmick, but last night's promo was great. It seemed more like a moaning Englishman gimmick which is perfect for him. There was(were?) some quality lines, and the delivery was absolutely perfect...
  14. Rysenberg

    Too nice for my own good

    I'm out New Year. 2013 has been the year of the social life gimmick, so I guess I need to end the year with that gimmick at its peak. But yeah, apart from that I don't really like New Year. It's filled with annoying-ass fairweather drinkers who will take up our taxis meaning our trip to the...
  15. Rysenberg

    Is Dolph Ziggler a potential main eventer?

  16. Rysenberg

    Official 2014 wrestling challenge

    Count me in.
  17. Rysenberg

    Batista return thread.

    How underwhelming. Just about the only thing I'd enjoy about a Batista return (besides the nostalgia for a young guy like me who grew up watching him) is the massive pop his music would get. Now there's not even a surprise pop. God I hate WWE's new obsession with revealing returns just to give...
  18. Rysenberg

    My Manchester United rant thread

    Real suck bro.
  19. Rysenberg

    My Manchester United rant thread

    I'm not Shaw if I like your left back suggestion tbh.
  20. Rysenberg

    Leaving the forum

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