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    Arnold Goes to a Costume Ball

    I've never heard of it, actually. But, I would believe that I from the way it sounds I'm pretty high up there in everyone's regard. They all love me and await with baited breath form my next utterance on this Forum :)
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    Arnold Goes to a Costume Ball

    Actor Arnold Schwarzanegger was invited to a ball; but not just *any* ball - this was to be a 'Costume Ball,' and Arnold was to come dressed as his favorite composer. Soooo, Arnold thought it over for a moment and then smiled and replied; " I have decided...I'll be Bach!" You may all now rise...
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    Lesnar accidentally hits fan

    Lesnar would talk about the incident, but it hurts his head to think ;)
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    Soooo, Just When is ISIS Going After 'The Authority?'

    SO..
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    Battleground Popeye & Bluto Confirm Tag Team Appearance at 'BattleGround!'

    "The animated duo of 'Popeye & Bluto' confirmed today that they will appear at 'BattleGround' to take on all comers. "Ack..ack..ack...ack..ack.." Stated Popeye. " I will attack all that come after me as I attacked my now partner in our previous animated cartoons." Replied Bluto. No word as...
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    Get your facts straight

    Some dude in an orange leotard posed in front of a poster...He needs a haircut.
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    RAW May 4th, 2015 Live Discussion

    Ok, were is everyone?
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    The Authority...Can you imagine?....

    **Only** if they come out with machettes and start hacking at the Authority, while The Big Show gets a live enema.
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    Lita is one of, if not, the toughest Diva/female wrestler in WWE history?

    My vote would be for Beth Pheonix...period...
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    King of the Ring returns on RAW

    The **BIG** Question is: WHY ? Everyone knows who's going to wim even before they start. It's going to be another *ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* waste of space and time...Might as well have Michael Cole go to his "..Let's go back to a few years ago when somebody did...
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    RAW April 27th, 2015 Live Discussion

    Hya folks :)
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    Anyone Out There using 3-DO or Playing Babylon 5 C.C.G.?

    Like the question aska, anyone out there using the computer gaming system 3-DO, or playing the Babylon 5 Collectible Card Game?
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    Bray Wyatt's next feud?

    He's gonna take on Jesus and the Twelve Apostles.
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    Daniel Bryan Pulled From European Tour?

    Pulled kicking and screaming from the tour buss, Daniel Bryan was heard to yell.."Noooooo! Don't make me go home! I'll have to go to work at my old job at Burger King! Waaaaaaaa"
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    Cedric Alexander Says WWE Is Being Racist With Treatment Of The New Day Faction

    WWE Exexutive Beaureguard Forresst stated that there was no racism in the WWE; "Hey, the next time 'New Day' comes out, we'll have them sing that old ditty' "When the sun goes down and the moon comes out..all the little...etc.."
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    Daniel Bryan Pulled From European Tour?

    Get rid of the 'Jesus' look; get a shave and haircut, you twit!
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    WWE fans rush ring in London

    Yeah, but imagine the fun it would have been as well :) Who wouldn't want to see The Big Show get stompped on his feet, and have him jumping around the wring, banging into others?
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    Extreme Rules I Want My 'Steel Cage' Machette Match!!!!!!!!

    Just pack *every single WWE rassler' into a steel cage; toss in a dozen or so machette's and let nature take its course...Oh the humanity! Oh the blood and guts! What an event! What a show! Next week - be sure to watch reruns of 'Gilligan's Island,' on this station **and** the WWE Network...
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    WWE fans rush ring in London

    Awwww; did they really hurt anyone?( I hope.)
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    Monday Night RWA - 4-20-2015; Be Sure to See..

    A) The Authority will come out and tie their shoes. B) The Big Show will get an enema.. C) Bray Wyatt will 'give himself to Jesus,' and get a haircut, shave, and bath. D) A.J. Lee will come back with Beth Pheonix as a new tag team, wiping the floor from all opposition. E) Triple H will...
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