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  1. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    9 months. But I bet all the chicks are just knocking on your masturbatorium to get with your haggard looking ass, am I right? FAIL Keep trying loser.

  2. who would you release?

    I forgot about Ezekiel Jackson. He's another immobile big man that won't ever get over. Jimmy Wang Yang. As for Fu-Naki. We need to repackage him as Kung Fu-Nazi. INSTANT main event heat. Just think of the possibilities, people. The ratings would be THROUGH THE ROOF!

  3. Greatest Storyline Ever

    I've always thought Vince dropped the ball when he didn't go after the World Wildlife Federation for the WWF initial trademark controversy back in '02. I always thought it'd have been funny to have someone dress up in a Giant Panda Suit and come out and be a smartass heel that hated on the...

  4. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    You've said this already more than 4 or 5 times. Follow your own advice, shitbreak. New material or GTFO

  5. who would you release?

    Big guys/giants are a dime a dozen in the indies. Kane could get the monster push and that way, he'd be able to give the rub to up and comers in the mid card.

  6. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    Look it up, you lazy dumbfuck.

  7. Happy birthday to me :)

  8. C4 is ultra happy todae.

    Not much difference. Both bands suck major cock.

  9. who would you release?

    ALL Divas. (I'd hire a few back for valet purposes, and mixed gender tag matches, and that's it!!! No Divas or Women's Championship matches) Mark Henry Big Show Khali Chavo Guerrero Hornswaggle Rey Mysterio

  10. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    Pshhh. Can't even post a pic of a US Soldier. You keep getting owned, and for a rebuttal, you try and post a pic of US Soldiers misbehaving or getting embarassed and you can't even get the uniform correct. ROFLMAO By pedoMuhammad you're pathetic, you keffiya wearing donkeysucker.

  11. C4 is ultra happy todae.

    Your music tastes suck bro. You've got like 4 good bands that ae listenable. 3 Doors Down are you kidding me? GTFO with that post-grunge butt-rock shit.

  12. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    Here, I'll draw a sand diagram for you and Hyfeez, your donkey (and fuckbuddy) so you can understand what I posted: Bin Laden can't do anything because he's dead, dumbfuck. Anybody with a grain of intelligence can see that. I know he's your Imam and will help you spiritually "behead the...

  13. C4 is ultra happy todae.

    You wouldnt know. You're not allowed to listen to Amerikeyya music because the most gracious, most merciful Allah Snackbar forbids it.

  14. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    Pretty hard to do something when you're dead, moron.

  15. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    You should move out of that shithole ASAP. The few good people left need to leave and that state should collectively burn and then fall off into the ocean.

  16. C4 is ultra happy todae.

    The Ghost of no-talent, whiny 12 year old 6th grader is in his avatar. He's stupid, he would listen to emo-butt rock like that. Hell you probably do too.

  17. C4 does a confession todae.

    I bet a pair of zip-ties and a sandbag hood would change your opinion. Might even do you some good.

  18. C4 is ultra happy todae.

    you're letting people know you're happy. ON THE INTERNET looks like you have some priority issues in your life.

  19. Gates' Red Rep Challenge

    You lived in a great state. Why did you move to shithole of all shitholes California?
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