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  1. Former TNA Knockout If She'll Ever Return To The Ring

    Jenna's in TNA for five minutes and they're calling her a former Knockout?
  2. The Rock is Fast and Furious

    You'd think after 4 movies, they'd be a little less Fast & Furious. I mean, you can't go full steam like that all the time without paying a price.
  3. The Great Khali Negotiating The Start-Up Of Wrestling School In India

    Yes! Sign me up. "Here at the Khali School of Wrestling, you'll learn all of the fundamentals of pro-wrestling! Like the karate chop......and the head butt! You'll learn how to cut incoherent promos, mumbling the whole time while the crowd rudely mocks you! Think you've got what it takes? Come...
  4. Hello Everyone!

    Welcome to the insanity. Enjoy your stay!
  5. Machete Trailer - Starring Danny Trejo

    The trailer is down. Might want to find a replacement. I remember seeing the original trailer in Grindhouse and liking it. I'd consider spending matinee money to see Machete.
  6. TNA ReACTION

    TNA doesn't need a 2nd show, they just need to cut away 1/3 of their roster. Wrestlers that have brought little to nothing to the table and proven that they're not going to draw ratings, buyrates or interest from casual wrestling fans. I'll leave it up to TNA to make the determination who fits...
  7. The Miz and Chris Jericho: Are they the perfect heel team?

    It's a great but temporary tag team. I can't see them lasting long term because their characters' ego will prohibit them from working together. They'll continuously try to out-promo and out-perform each other and that will lead to a huge rift between them. I say by August, maybe even July...
  8. Colon Reunion

    I don't understand why WWE split them up to begin with. It seemed like Carlito was revitalized a bit by teaming up with his brother and they were on their way to becoming a good tag team.
  9. another ~BiG! AnNoUncEmEnT!~ from your favorite wrestling promotion

    Instead of firing Vince Russo, who has proven his booking doesn't draw fans, money or ratings and bring in someone who could perhaps turn things around, TNA's big new is that they've decided to go back to Thursdays. I'd be disappointed, but it's a step back in the right direction. Moving to...
  10. WWE receives terroristic threats...because of Mickie James

    I wonder if Mickie will write a country song about him.
  11. Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

    I see where you're coming from, LadyHotrod. If I was reviewing the movie without watching it, telling people it sucked and not to go see it, sure I agree, that's Blue, but that's not what I wrote in my original post. I wrote that I have no interest in seeing it, especially in theaters, and...
  12. Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

    I agree, it's funny. I'm not allowed to form an opinion based on trailers and reviews I've seen about it? Everything I've seen and heard leads me to the conclusion that I do not want to see the movie. I thought I expressed that rather well in my original post. If I end up seeing it a year or...
  13. Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

    Beer, you need to rent the first (Hooper) and second (not Hooper) Poltergeist movies. They have some gross parts, but if you like being scared - creeped out, you'll like them. Just steer clear of the 3rd movie. Not horrible, but the worst of the trilogy and really unnecessary. If you didn't...
  14. Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

    Wow, what gave it away? Oh, I guess writing that I have no intention of seeing it would do it. Do they at least explain why he wears the glove?
  15. What are you watching?

    Mat, you must have some time you're desperate to kill to watch Phantom Menace. haha I'm watching ECW's Cyberslam 98 in lieu of posting a video review on youtube.
  16. Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

    Honestly, I wrote it as tongue in cheek because I believe it's the one of the few roles in which he dies. I wouldn't say he's as great as Sellers or Wilder, but he does get close at times. It seems like he's looked at only as the "go to" guy for eclectic roles and he's chosen way too often when...
  17. Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

    I'm curious to hear your definition of horror. How do you feel about James Wan, director/producer of the Saw films and director of *shutter* Dead Silence and Eli Roth, director of Cabin Fever and the Hostel movies? How do you feel about Tobe Hooper, director of the original Texas Chainsaw...
  18. Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

    You are correct. Depp died in it, making it one of his best movies ever.
  19. Nightmare on Elm Street Remake

    From the trailer, it looks like it brings very little to the table. It takes all of the "cool" parts from the original, but doesn't add anything new or profound. With today's technology, they could have really done some amazing bizarre things (these are dreams we're talking about) but from the...
  20. JR's contract expires today....

    You gotta admit the finish gets used often enough to make it a valid pet peeve and I believe that's where JR was coming from. I would have mentioned its overuse if I were him, but he does say "usually" at the end, denoting that sometimes it does work.