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  1. WWE Needs a Black Superstar

    Kofi = NO. I've said it before: The guy is two years from transforming into the next Koko B. Ware. Shad = No gimmick and generic. He's the same as Ezekiel Jackson. Nobody cares because nobody should. MVP = Possibly if they'll let him run. Repackage R Truth, have him go heel and you've...

  2. Serious Evan Bourne Pushing Coming Our Way!

    I didn't mean to imply that Rey's not successful, of course he's successful. I just mean that I would like to see him be really over and memorable for not just his in ring work. I think people are drawn more to the superstars, past and present, that have been masters on the mic versus guys that...

  3. Introducing the ultimate disgrace to music(and the human race): REHDOGG!

    And what's worse is that he's better than all of your "ringtone rappers" and "G's" out there making cloney "party rap" for stupid suburban white teens.

  4. C4 is hungry.

    Most Arabs living in sexually repressive countries are.

  5. Serious Evan Bourne Pushing Coming Our Way!

    I like Evan Bourne, but the guy MUST develop some charisma and mic skills. Otherwise, he'll be Rey Mysterio's replacement as a guy that gets a "gimmie" championship reign once or twice in his career and gets buried because he can't ever develop a character.

  6. Just How Stupid is Matt Hardy?

    He should go to a 24Hour Fitness, that's where he should go.

  7. C4 is hungry.

    Cous Cous, Lamb Kebab and Pita. But you probably eat that like..all the time am I right?

  8. Wrestling Station.

    Pshh. He ain't comin' back cuz his cyber-jihad wasn't enough for him so he went to A'stan, but before he got to where he was going, a Reaper Drone took his ass out with a Hellfire missile

  9. Mortal Kombat

    Saw this on worstpreviews.com. It looks pretty decent, to be honest. The storyline, dare to say, actually has potential! It was pretty cool how they explained Reptile: Harlequin Icthyosis, which is actually a rare tragic condition.

  10. HI wwe universe

    Trolling Hard: With a Vengeance

  11. Nicole Bass vs WWE

    LOL Nicole Bass needs some dough to help pay for her hospital bills. What a freak. She won't get a dime because all of her case is is heresay: no evidence.

  12. List of 9 IWF idiots.

  13. Kane

    Swagger's over though. Really over though. A better phrase would have been: must see TV as it's now THE reason to watch SD because it's certainly more compelling than Drew "Gay Swashbuckler" McIntyre putting me in a comatose state everytime he appears on screen.

  14. Kane

    I've always liked Kane. When he debuted (and for that matter his time during the "Attitude Era"), he was truly something unique. They booked him as unstoppable, and they were wise when they used him as a means of introducing gimmick matches like the Inferno Match (Fuck YOU PG WWE. We'll never...

  15. List of 9 IWF idiots.

    You're a smarmy asshole, is that better?

  16. List of 9 IWF idiots.

    ^You think you're so cool. With Nancy Kerrigan and Madonna in your signature.

  17. List of 9 IWF idiots.

    Why is my name not on here you wimpy little stickboy couch potato pussies

  18. Yet another thread about Islam.

    Everybody pretty much beat me to it. When a Mujahideen slaughters, beheads and rapes Christians and Jews in the name of Islam, you call it "Rightly Guided Jihad" Am I right C4? Besides, back to the original point: Muslims in countries around the world burn effigies of crosses and...

  19. What If Aliens Landed On Our Doorstep?

    If there was a Na'vi with a fine ass on my doorstep, one thing's for sure: I'd try to fuck her! Nah in all seriousness, I think we'd react kinda like in Close Encounters of the Third Kind: We'd be all scared yeah, but I think someone would try to reach out and communicate.

  20. Who Took Out The Undertaker?

    I'm hoping Ted did it, but knowing WWE's circular, nonsense booking and penchant for fuckign up every single Kane push in Glenn Jacobs' career, I'm betting they'll have Kane do a "Black Scorpion". *("Black Scorpion" is a meme for fans that remember the Black Scorpion who was stalking...
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