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  1. Raw WWE RAW 3rd February 2013 - LIVE Discussion:

    I keep having a recurring nightmare of JBL just repeating "Everything inside that Elimination Chamber hurts. Everything inside that Elimination Chamber hurts. Everything inside that Elimination Chamber hurts. Everything inside that Elimination Chamber hurts. Everything inside that Elimination...
  2. Guessing Game - How Many Men Has Nikki Bella Slept With?

    If he meant it in a nice "It doesn't matter to me how many guys you've slept with" kind of way, then he might be the most unromantic, tactless man on earth. But an unromantic, tactless man who's banging Nikki Bella, so he still wins. Ozymandiasut, just out of interest, what do you think it says...
  3. Guessing Game - How Many Men Has Nikki Bella Slept With?

    I'd take it as an insult if it's 1000 or more.
  4. Guessing Game - How Many Men Has Nikki Bella Slept With?

    I'm not sure if this is an actual comment, or if it's a little slice of scripted E! drama. I'd like to hear the context it was said in before I judge Cena for being a judgmental douche. I can imagine him saying it as a flippant jokey remark, and I'm guessing that's what it was if it actually...
  5. WWE is nothing but Trash

    I think in the entire 20 odd years I've been into wrestling I've probably just about paid for one of Vinces suits, at a push. I'll let him have that, he's earned it.
  6. WWE is nothing but Trash

    TNA is called TNA. That's about as trashy as you can get.
  7. WWE RAW 26th August 2013 - LIVE Discussion

    Boss promo from AJ. The other divas, particularly the Bellas and Ronald McDonald, needed to shut the fuck up there. They had me cringing, felt like they were genuinely trying to trample it.
  8. Goldberg Says He's Open to a WWE Return, Mentions Two Top Superstars

    The only context in which I'd like to see him come back in my little fantasy booker mind is if Ryback goes on a massive heel squash winning spree, everyone chants Goldberg, eventually Ryback loses his shit and says "STFU I'm better than Goldberg" or whatever, Goldberg comes out and gurns at him...
  9. Teens Murder College Athlete Out of Boredom; Will Be Tried As Adults

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIw3xKNRICc Seriously though, Chancey Luna? As if that's an actual name.
  10. Darren Young comes out as gay

    There's obviously effort going into building some semblance of a tag division at the moment, they're short on credible face teams, PTP seem like the next logical choice after the Usos to try and build to give The Shield and the Wyatt family some competition in the future, so I'm fairly sure it'd...
  11. Benoit thoughts

    I can understand that he suffered a couple of massive bereavements that hit him hard, and I can understand that his brain was in bad condition, and I can understand that all those factors combined probably took him to a very dark place. So fucking kill yourself. Why take your wife and kid with...
  12. WHY WWE? WHY??

    Duly noted. He burst out of Mike Rotundas balls with a fiery velocity the likes of which has never been seen before.
  13. WHY WWE? WHY??

    You could literally say that about anyone on the roster. It doesn't mean he deserves a push now ahead of the people who are currently being pushed, like the original post suggested.
  14. An idea for the next Playboy WWE Photo Shoot

    I think it should be Bo Dallas.
  15. Anyone Else Loving Del Rio at the Moment?

    I am quite enjoying him now where I was finding him a bit bland and boring before so he's doing something right by me. He's dropped the goofiness and he's acting like a bit more of a bad ass now which suits him alot better I think. I thoroughly enjoyed him legit losing his shit with Sin Cara
  16. WHY WWE? WHY??

    Maybe it isn't a troll thread, who knows. I just absolutely can't see any outstanding qualities in Bo Dallas, and can't see any reason why anyone would seriously think that giving him a push and a title shot would be a good idea. So much so, that I find it difficult to believe that anyone saying...
  17. McMahon Stable?

    Glad they're doing this, The Corporation v Austin was my favorite thing ever. My cast for the 2013 remake would be. Vince McMahon.......Himself Stephanie McMahon........Herself Shane McMahon..........HHH The Rock.............Randy Orton Mean Street Posse...........The Shield...
  18. WHY WWE? WHY??

    You lost me at Bo Dallas. Either this is a troll thread, or you are Bo Dallas.
  19. The Other Paul Heyman Guy

    I dunno, I don't think this push is working for him. As much as I like him, I don't think he's getting over at all, it feels really forced and he's getting lukewarm reactions at best. I think they've put too much stock in the Heyman rub and assumed if they stick him with Heyman it'll...
  20. *Spoiler from RAW* Referee Incident

    Everyone's at fault. I don't understand why Natalya released the hold before the bell rang. I don't understand why AJ tapped after the pressure had been released. I don't understand why the referee thought the best course of action was to pretend it never happened. But most of all I don't...