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  1. TNA Signs Kevin Nash to New Deal

    More money wasted yet again by Dixie. How many matches will The Big Lazy actually wrestle in? 1 or 2 a month?

  2. McMahons/Wrestlemania

    This is the WWE we're talking about. They'll find a way to bring them back. Hell, they brought Jake Roberts back!

  3. Revamping the staff, nomination thread.

    NO

  4. Dibiase / Goldust Fued

    I'm a Goldust mark, and am enjoying this program too. I want Goldust to go full on back into the Bizarre One character he introduced us to in 96 though. Vignettes and all.

  5. McMahons/Wrestlemania

    I can see it happening. They'll get Mae Young and Moolah to come out after Wigger Jorts (with Vince in his corner) pins Barrett. Then Ezekiel "Ahmed Johnson v2" Jackson will come out and dance with them both as thousands of fans attending leave their seats faster than they did when Limp Bizkit...

  6. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    Imagine a greenish/yellow skin tone on an in shape midget who has a face that looks alien. Not Mexican alien, but Roswell UFO crash autopsy alien. Then imagine this weird looking niglet flipping and flying around the ring for no real reason. That's what it's supposed to look like.

  7. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    I can't help it if Kofi Kingston is fast on his way to becoming the WWE's next birdman. He'll still wind up in the HOF like Koko did, why are you worried? As for my other nicknames, it just feels better to type out "The Beandip Midget" than it does Rey Mysterio. Or "Wigger Jorts" instead of...

  8. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    There's promise out there it's just that Kaval looks like a Chinese-mexican inbred midget doing a trapeze segment for Big Top Pee Wee. I give him 4 years before "Future Endeavors". Hopefully less.

  9. New WWE Tag Team Belts. Yay or Nay?

    Lol, nah. But I was Russo's lackey for many years

  10. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    It's the whole output of Kaval. His wrestling isn't "wrestling". Kung Fu wrestling is stupid. If I wanted to watch someone act like Darth Maul, I'd go watch RVD from 1996. His acting is almost as bad as Shelton Benjamin's.

  11. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    Kaval is NOT a "Smash Mouth Wrestler". Put him in a Ninja Turtles costume and have him play a live version of Leonardo at malls across the US

  12. New WWE Tag Team Belts. Yay or Nay?

    Good point! Would trash truck work for PG or woul that be too violent? Seeing as how a trash truck has a compactor inside it, which crushes things, that might be too violent..

  13. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    What I meant was that even if he does find success (like the Beandip Midget did), he'll be painful to listen to when he opens his mouth.

  14. New WWE Tag Team Belts. Yay or Nay?

    Seing the Classic Belt (I've heard some people call it the "Hogan" belt) just makes me hate Wigger Jorts and that nope Spinner belt hanging out on Randy Orton's waist all that much more. I hope to GOD that Wade Barrett gets the victory, and cuts a vignette in a parking lot, tossing the nope...

  15. What if the Rock and Brock returned!

    It would be alot of fun to see the Rock come back and put over The Miz. ^You're right about the mic duelling. That would be good tv, guaranteed.

  16. Most Exciting Sport

    Baseball...GTFO of here. I chose football of course.

  17. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    The guy has no charisma. I doubt he'll be able to formulate any real character. He'll be "wooden" and forced with his line delivery just like the Beandip Midget.

  18. Kaval: Are We Supposed to be Impressed?

    I don't know if I'm watching a wrestler or an extra from Charlie Chan and the Curse of the Dragon Queen. Tell me, what's to like about him? Was he some Indie legend or something? He can't talk, and his wrestling is stupid. I can't tell if he's rubbing the sweat off of his head or summoning a...

  19. What if the Rock and Brock returned!

    Raw Anoymous GM. It WILL be him, and he will come back and waste a whole bunch of camera time doing backstage skits with Santino. Oh and he'll put himself in tag matches with wigger jorts or the Big Show (even though Show's on Smackdown)

  20. What if the Rock and Brock returned!

    Ehh... I don't know. The Rock is content re-making Hulk Hogan's awful movies (albeit unintentionally, lol) and Brock is a major draw in UFC. I'll admit I'd love for Lesnar to come back to the WWE and smash the shit out of some people, but it wouldn't happen that way. He'd be doing comedy...
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