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  1. TheJoker

    Cody Rhodes: Will he ever become great?

    I kinda agree, I don't know what it is with Cody Rhodes but there's just.. something.. missing.. I can't quite put my finger on it. Is it his own style? Eh, maybe, not sure. I just feel like there's something missing that should be obvious, but isn't. I mean he's good in the ring, decent on the...
  2. TheJoker

    Man Shot In Eye Says Worst Thing That Happened All Week Was The Rock Beating CM Punk

    It's still real to him at 77 years old, dammit! I could see WWE offering him a ticket for an event if Punk's character wasn't such an asshole to every fan, but maybe at least he'll be referenced on WWE TV.
  3. TheJoker

    Do you guy IF The Rock win Title at RR that the New WWE Title will debut?

    I don't know about The Rock being the one to debut the new design, I think it should go to someone who will have a very strong and long title reign. Now I don't have anything against The Rock or what he's doing with the whole going away for awhile then getting back into the main event picture...
  4. TheJoker

    Bill Goldberg Teases The Return Of The Spear & Comments On His Future With WWE!?

    I'd like to see him appear in a segment and spear the living shit out of someone, but a legitimate wrestling match at this point would be pretty painful to watch unless he's serious about getting back to ring shape and dusting off all the ring rust by training hard.
  5. TheJoker

    Why The Rock Should NOT WIN THE WWE CHAMPION THIS SUNDAY, WM RANT! Video

    Well I'd be upset if Punk lost, and killing midgets feeds my soul, plus Punk is too entertaining to kill:pity: __________ The match at the Rumble is a little unpredictable but since it's almost certain that it's gonna be Cena/Rock 2 for the title at Wrestlemania if Punk were to retain then he...
  6. TheJoker

    Why The Rock Should NOT WIN THE WWE CHAMPION THIS SUNDAY, WM RANT! Video

    At least I admit it :cornette::russo:
  7. TheJoker

    Why The Rock Should NOT WIN THE WWE CHAMPION THIS SUNDAY, WM RANT! Video

    If Punk doesn't walk into WM as the longest reigning WWE Champion of the last 25 years I'm murdering Hornswoggle.
  8. TheJoker

    Backstage Fallout January 18

    The intro just isn't the same without The Miz going "Shut you mouth!".
  9. TheJoker

    Your favorite Dragon Ball Moment!

    That post reminds me, Vegeta with all of his toughness actually gets nervous(annoyed? I don't know it's Vegeta!) when she first flirted with him The most notable thing Bulma has ever done in the series was bringing out Vegeta's more human(yes, he's not human he's a friggin alien but you get...
  10. TheJoker

    Your favorite Dragon Ball Moment!

    Frieza was always my personal favorite villain, racist prick. That "YOU FOOOOL!" never fails to give me chills. Also, you guys should check out TeamFourStar's DragonBall Z Abridged if you haven't yet, one of the funniest things to ever hit the internet and by far the best parody of just about...
  11. TheJoker

    Where is WWE going with 'The Shield'

    I think after Punk loses the title they're gonna make him show his true colors and publicly acknowledge The Shield's affiliation with him, officially forming a top heel stable with them. Punk was great when leading The Nexus a couple of years back despite the not-so great booking, I can see this...
  12. TheJoker

    Langston comments on fan given nicknames

    I don't know, if the fans ate up Ryback with those Goldberg chants when he was first getting pushed(and they still do sometimes), and kept chanting Albert whenever Tensai was on then who's to say they wouldn't shower Langston with "King Kong Pundy!*clap**clap**clap*".
  13. TheJoker

    Strongest 10 wrestlers in real life

    About Derrick Bateman, seriously? Surprised he isn't being pushed to the moon if so, I guess if Cena praises you for being that strong then you're actually that strong. Cesaro seems naturally strong too, being able to keep a guy like The Great Khali balanced while lifting him up for the...
  14. TheJoker

    Strongest 10 wrestlers in real life

    Tonga Fifita AKA Haku is definitely the strongest, here's some disturbing information about his badass-ness : "Fifita made a name for himself outside the ring as one of the toughest wrestlers of his era and is known for allegedly biting off noses, and knocking people out with one punch, slap...
  15. TheJoker

    Langston comments on fan given nicknames

    His first time on the mic a few weeks ago I remember as soon as he went "Ohhh I got the mic now!" I knew it was going to be painful, he definitely needs some work.
  16. TheJoker

    Next superstar to be pushed!

    watch?v=qQx_AN02XuM Of course, they would have to tone it down if it's gonna be in a PG environment. But if the character is pulled off well it can really be something. I know Scott Hall got the idea for his Razor Ramon character from the movie Scarface, and also Steve Austin got his badass...
  17. TheJoker

    Next superstar to be pushed!

    When he had the mask his character was an absolute psycho, though. A Patrick Bateman gimmick would pretty much be a well-dressed heel who's obsessed with himself and how he looks but has a dark psychotic side, kinda like a split-personality type of thing. I guess if you combine the Dashing and...
  18. TheJoker

    Next superstar to be pushed!

    A Patrick Bateman gimmick would be awesome. Cody, though? Not sure it would work.
  19. TheJoker

    Assasination attempt

    Looked like he chickened out at the last second, that beat-down was freaking hilarious :bitw: