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  1. TNA press release...

    It will be a sad, sad day in professional wrestling if Palin does decide to appear in TNA.
  2. Main Event Mafia fails

    MEM certainly hasn't failed. In fact, Sunday night, they all won. Sure, there are some health issues.....but, hell, Ric Flair still wrestled until the day he retired, and I hardly saw anyone say "oh wow, he sucks!". How is Booker barely worthy of being called a main eventer? Just because...
  3. Pineapple Surprise!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Xzmp_Q2lc :D
  4. Randomly Weird (or Weirdly Random)

    Exactly!
  5. Randomly Weird (or Weirdly Random)

    NO!!! Stupid 2Girls 1Cup!! I will not have that clogging my thread!! *shakes fist*
  6. Randomly Weird (or Weirdly Random)

    No....I just dream about half naked men grabbing each other inappropriately.
  7. Mvp

    The SmackDown vs Raw scenerio isn't going to be played out. Instead.....HBK, Mysterio, Khali and Cryme Tyme are going to face JBL, Kane, MVP and MNM in a Survivor Series match. So, unless MVP somehow pulls off an upset, I don't know. I think he COULD always turn face, and do random...
  8. Randomly Weird (or Weirdly Random)

    So, I had a dream last night. I'm not 100% sure what it was about, but it was an episode of Raw and it was in the GM's office. Inside were the GM (I'm not sure who it was) talking with D'Lo Brown and Mark Henry (Sexual Chocolate Mark Henry). Apparently, the GM was putting them in a handicapped...
  9. London and Palumbo released

    Hells yes!!! I would love to see that. And, since Rico is no longer under WWE employ, I say bring him in as well. TNA is in desperate need of some fresh tag teams. Although, if they fail to do that, I don't see Palumbo doing a whole lot of anything. He reminds me of Chris Harris.....and not...
  10. Christian Cage/TNA/WWE Updates and Discussions

    If Christian WERE to make the jump back to WWE, I just don't see where he'd fit There's too much "star power" on Raw right now, and on SmackDown....well, Triple H is there, so 'nuff said. I suppose I could see Christian going to ECW, just to get out of the whole Mark Henry/Matt Hardy feud...
  11. What The Shit?

    I haven't been following the conversation......but it seems that, if WWE HADN'T put the belt on Dave, he would've walked.....which means that TNA would've gotten another HUGE star. Same goes with Carlito. How many times have we heard that he was bitching about not liking his place in WWE...
  12. Update on Evan Sydal and Matt Bourne

    Bourne is this generation's Hardy's. Perhaps this is a sign that he needs to be more like Matt Hardy (rarely using high risk) as opposed to Jeff Hardy (spot monkey). Given that Bourne seemed to be in line for a main event ECW push, it'll be interesting to see what WWE does to make up for...
  13. *Official Movie Discussion Thread*

    Last Action Hero is currently on TV. Such good cheeseyness
  14. Who Needs Creativity ...

    You're forgetting the night after WrestleMania X7. Austin won the title and faced the Rock in a cage the next night. These days, cage matches have become as common as ligerine pillow fights. They fall back on cage matches to save the Elimination Chambers, HIACs, etc for PPVs.
  15. Haas goin somewhere?

    I like the Haas/JBL idea. Neither of them are doing anything....and, as was mentioned, Haas seems to enjoy interupting JBL's speeches. Personally, I think that Haas should bring back the CHL gimmick....as it's the first one that really made the gimmick work.
  16. SO wait a minute...

    Here's something Saw related. So, as I mentioned before, I watched Saw #1, and had a few glasses of win last night. At some point long after the movie was finished, I went and chilled in my room. After a while, I decided to get some munchies. I went to the kitchen and, in the dining room, I...
  17. SO wait a minute...

    I haven't seen Saw V.....but I'm going to assume that all of the footage of Jigsaw is flashback material. I just saw #1 tonite....which was interesting enough.
  18. You Can't See...this lawsuit.

    Personally, I think this will be a nice change for Cena. He's certainly moved out of the rap phase of his career, so it's time to ditch him rapping his theme music. Although, I certainly wouldn't mind him using Basic Thuganomics (best theme song ever!) and returning to his heel rapper roots...
  19. Mystery Casket Match Opponent!

    Well, I've read the spoilers, so I know who 'Taker's opponent will be....and you're all wrong.
  20. Why are black people always dancing in Mcdonalds commercials?

    Hahaha. Racism at it's finest.