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  1. MintMidget69

    Kayfabe Man with a plan

    *The camera pans to The Webmaster sitting on his throne, Reaper is standing by his side with an object in his hands with a towel over it, The Disciples are filing into the assemblage area while Webmaster and Reaper consult each other over what Ben Song said earlier in the night* Reaper: So do...
  2. MintMidget69

    Kayfabe Opportunities

    *Camera pans to The Webmaster sitting on his throne while Reaper tries to get the attention of the Disciples* The Webmaster: Disciples! This week is one of opportunity with myself getting a shot at the Iron Man Championship and Ben Song finally being out of our hair for a while. So while the...
  3. MintMidget69

    Kayfabe Letters of the day

    *Camera pans to The Webmaster sitting on his newly-built throne replacing Ben Song's in the middle of the meeting hall* The Webmaster: Disciples, today I have a couple letters that will help us in today's meeting. Those letters are T and H, T is for traitor and turncoat which perfectly describes...
  4. MintMidget69

    Kayfabe Decisions

    *Camera pans to The Webmaster sitting on Ben Song's throne with Reaper at his side* The Webmaster: Disciples. You should know by now that Ben Song has left our domain on a trip to the Exodus building. Now while all of you may take this as him surveying the area to launch some sort of assault...
  5. MintMidget69

    Kayfabe Champion with daddy issues

    *Camera pans to The Webmaster standing in unfamiliar surroundings with ripped curtains and broken tables making up most of the scenery* The Webmaster: I find myself in a strange place today and I can already hear all of your questions. Where are you? Why are you there? Are you lost? and to...
  6. MintMidget69

    Kayfabe Japanophiles and Jungle kings

    *Camera pans to The Webmaster standing in front of Ben Song and Reaper* The Webmaster: Disciples, you all know that last week Ben Song and myself did not have the match for which we had planned and therefore this week I will be the only member of the disciples wrestling and I will be doing it to...
  7. MintMidget69

    Kayfabe Anger feeds people

    *Camera fades back into The Webmaster standing in front of Ben Song,who is sitting on his throne* The Webmaster: Now I couldn't care less about our opponents this week and they've already been talked about. What I want to talk about is how I was screwed in my tournament match by the referee and...
  8. MintMidget69

    Kayfabe 3 oppourtunities > 1

    *Camera pans to The Webmaster standing in front of Ben Song and Reaper* The Webmaster: Disciples. You have probably already heard the words of one Luis Alvarado and are wondering what my response to such a self-loving statement even going as far to say he doesn't care who I am. Well you all know...