Impact thread for February 5, 2026 - Whole lotta tagging going on

[Blazehausen]

I no longer trust the system.

Very hard to when they get rid of the best part. So I understand

 

[Blazehausen]

This is Santino's fault for letting him in the fucking building

 

[Blazehausen]

Let's see how many Breaking Bad jokes they can make

 

[Tremendez]

This is Santino's fault for letting him in the fucking building

I second this. Mainly because everything is his fault.

 

[CFCrusader]

Okay, time for a new episode. I'm not so excited for the card, but hopefully it is better than I expect.

We start with Trey... vs Adam Brooks? Oh was he on the Impact down unter tour? Yes he was! That's cool. He looks so much like Hammerstone. Lmfao they zoomed in and you can see a lot of empty seats. This is a good match though. Nice suplex from Trey. And Brooks hits a nice superplex, followed by a dive to the outside. This is more competitive than I expected. Poisonrana! And a Lightning Spiral. Pretty decent match. Nice win for Trey, and I feel like Brooks showed enough to deserve a contract (if that's in the cards. Stacks attacks Trey, to the dismay of Arianna.

Oooh, Lei Ying spoke nicely there.

 

[CFCrusader]

The Righteous match next. Their theme is so good. Why did McKenzie say it like that? Lol. They're up against two guys who I've never heard of. That was short and sweet. Now Vincent has a mic. Lmfao Dutch is still on top of that one guy.

Matt Hardy said GOATs already. Jeff was doing the finger clicking a bit. The System interrupt... oh damn Bear took Jeff out. Matt takes a year to turn around and then Eddie lightly taps him with the briefcase. Well, that made Bear look good at least.

Kaz shakes Daria's hand and is now at the entrance ramp. He shit talks Santana... and Elijah interrupts. I wonder if TNA gave those signs out to the fans lol. Elijah and Stone vs Ali and Steelz is next. Lmfao Elijah throws Stone into Order 4 on the outside. Cool split legged moonsault from Stone, but Steelz kicks out. Special Agent 0 attacks Elijah. Lmao Stone hits a DDT on Ali. And another one! Moonsault to the outside. LMAO Hotch takes a superkick. Jeez Ali took Stone out. Stunner! But Steelz saves Ali. WTF lol, piledriver from Ali. Steelz pins Stone. So why exactly did Agent 0 need to distract the ref lol. Anyways, that was actually kind of fun. Bizarre but fun. Nice introduction to Stone.

 

[CFCrusader]

Arianna segment. She gets a title match I guess. She's totally manipulating him isn't she.

Daria segment. Stacks vs Trey is official. The Hardys and Righteous vs Order 4, that's weird. Main event is Santana and Slater vs Nemeth and Edwards (and she reminds us about Option C). Oh and they're doing Lee vs Grace, I guess?

Maclin is backstage, yeah he's still with TNA for sure. Maclin is emotional as heck though, lmao he said "not because of the office, because of the locker room" hell yeah. Oh lmao he attacks Santana from behind. Yeah Maclin is going EY's stable isn't he?

Oh great we have a Tessa match. I was enjoying this ep, way to make me remember what company I'm watching. That was whatever.

Injury report. Ryan Nemeth and Mara Sade segment. Lmao the superkick compilation. He hurt his shoulder he gets superkicked again omg. Well that was well produced (but genuinely wtf lol).

 

[CFCrusader]

EY is confronting BDE, he wants him to join The Cleanse. Tbf BDE got multiple title shots just by being famous, I don't think he needs you EY. Damn EY scared him there. We'll get BDE's final answer next week.

Personal Concierge! The Elegance Brand genuinely have a new outfit every week, I love it. Indi and the Angel Warriors come out next. Lmao "she's trying to kill me!" Omg "what's the point of Mr Elegance?" Same, Tom, same. Lmfao he actually poses for 90% of the time he's ringside, I respect it. Indi hits a nice spinebuster on Maggie. Lol, Personal Concierge hit Mr Elegance with the glitter. Brookside pins Heather, who then attacks her. FFS lol some dork is holding the WWE spinner belt on the hard cam side. The match was alright.

Santana promo to end the show, I think. Advert for JDC documentary, which looks interesting.

Nice promo. The System attack Santana. The Hardys interrupt but get beaten down. Moose is back! He takes them all out.

Overall, better show than last week IMO. Not great, but I liked more than I disliked.